₦airaland Forum

Onye muta wayo, o si na o wee calling.

gidjah:
My dear ,the reverse is the case here, men are wired to die for Thier spouse o,(so it looks like from experience).Men take a lot to please Thier families so when it comes to d car issue just allow him please his wife else it won't be a small war at home trust me. Whenever you see the home sailing smoothly with happiness,pls know that the 99% MUMU IS D MAN.if you are married u should relate with this na , men won't want the nextdoor neighbors to hear d quarrel but madam will prefer that, so she can easily win d case even without going to any court.Whenu hear men die b4 Thier time na plenty thinking and stress/family wahhala management casue most of the matter .initially I tot it has to do with d poor alone but I recently got to understand that it is a national matter both with d rich and poor.Men must keep making sacrifices even if it had to be small MUMU follow !.

My brother, I can never be a mumu for anybody, I make sacrifices for things that worth it, Dem never born woman way go use my head, I thank God for myself, I can smell deceit from far away.

Are Nigerian journalist giving their government a soft landing in order to increase fuel price? Journalism in Nigeria are killing us with Dia lopsided reportage. Why not compare Nigeria GDP and minimum wage with other countries. Fools!!

I stay in Enugu served in abj, perfect place to stay is in gwarimpa or asokoro. Make sure u get ride, very necessary

StudyBarn:
I'm sure you've never stepped outside whatever provincial backwater you call home before, your spurious claims was refuted rather than take the L and make yourself amenable to education you're doubling down on ignorance.

The SEC does not have exclusive preserve on financial fraud, and for the umpteenth time they cannot impose a criminal charge or ask that a criminal sentence be imposed. SEC and DOJ investigations might overlay they are often independent. You can reach a civil settlement with the SEC and/or CFTC and still get criminally charged by the department of Justice.

NB Stop harping on Bernie Madoff like you're goddamn autistic, the SEC investigation 🔎 did not lead to him dying in prison, his children turned him in to federal prosecutors and the SEC, the settlement he reached with the SEC included millions of dollars in fines, asset forfeiture and a lifetime ban from the securities industry.

NB not everyone online is ignorant, if you've never been to the US and lack context for the rather convoluted structure of US Law enforcement that's okay but for you to keep harping on an ignorant claim with the confidence of a Silverback gorilla is totally indefensible.

I think their was a movie 🎥 on the Madoff, one of his son even committed suicide

I don't know why you should be angry. Your are acting like he is your slave. Just be happy with him. As a man e get certain things you keep within yourself only, I know its hurts but believe me he did the best. Where u will be angry is if he open the house n know invite you, no know tell he finish am. He don need to tell you the process if he don't need any of your help. Human by nature is envious and jealous, diff some ppl let it linger and it becomes hatred next thing there are to do evil thing to you while some ppl shake it off few seconds, and concentrate on their own hustle

Freshtruth:
1m na change give me just 2months I go blow am.for only on food and fuel for generator


Poverty may u never Locate me


The.man I dey work with at the moment they blow 2M every week the man is about 78years old he told me if he spends 500k per day till he dies the Money no go shake him account. For my mind I be like oga give me 2m make I start something with my life. The man is a very popular Man in delta is hotel is at refinery junction

You people are very wicked, how can you give out someone information like that. Because u dey work with am. In the world ehh, never have anything to do with a poor person, treat dem like roaches. Poor people are the wicked set of people. Give them small opportunity, they will burn you to the ground without batting an eye

Who uses DSTV when metro #5k subscription u watch all premier league, Spanish league, champ league, Europa, seial a

For a woman to get mind tell you this kind thing, shows that you are a weak ass man, the kind of men we breed this days ehh, I wonder o

SeaTrade:
Remember,you don't just hike the price because you want to.
You have to own majority of the entire supply to be able to control price point in the markets,so to you,does it take a dunce to be able to control supply in a market?Do you know what it takes to acquire the capacity to be able to mop up/own an entire/majority supply in a 200m people market ?You think a fool can do that?
There's nothing illegal about milking your customers if you can,afterall it's a free market,you can always get from the competition.But of course my competitors can't supply you cause they can't fill up the supply volume I offer you so you'd always come back to me and buy at my prices after my weak competitors have exhausted their meagre supplies .
Bleep the customers,Bleep the consumers,Bleep the distributors,Bleep morality
What matters is profits,EOD.
You can all see BUA that put ex depot prices at N3500 and yet prices are yet to reflect on the streets because the volumes to actually crash street prices aren't there because distros will simply mop up all he's got to offer at 3500,hoard and maintain old price,rinse and repeat.This wouldn't happen if BUA can oversupply and flood the markets,
Abi where distributors want see money and warehousing to mop up and hoard 60MMTPA capacity of cement if BUA could achieve this? Business isn't black and white dear friend.
That means he just enriched middlemen and made no effect on consumers asides media parade,
Again Bleep the customers, its business.

I remove cap. You are a core bizness man like me

You mean 5k in a whole month??, some ppl dey see shege pro max o. 10k self dey very very poor. I rather hawk sachet water. 10k com dey pay half, nawa for some boss o, me on my own can never employ anyone and pay me under 20k, if I can pay like that I rather be doing it my self

Did I hear you say discipline??, she is wicked and unkind.
Thank God I never worked in any private companies or all this one man bizness shit, I no dey shit for my life, I know dey endure shit,

Ppl are talking of removal of subsidy, subsidy way dem don put back, landing cost of oil is 710 or more, for marketers to be selling 650, 630, you should know the gov are heavyly subsidizing it. If you remove subsidy now fuel go be 1000, una know no the kind mess we dey. One of my guy dat was championing tinubu was begging me money for food, if not for the history we had ehh, I for no give am, I go even insult am join. I had to look over his nonsense he did during electioneering time.
Their is more bumpy ride ahead and I like am.
Anybody wishing to start bizness now, dey for soup.
Ppl that have grown full in bizness before buhari/tinubu tenor, are the ones enjoying this economy, is deeply favouring them
Ppl like us that are still growing our biz are the one staggering. But God dey

Johnrake69:
These lawyers are so funny. So forgery that has been proven on a black and white is what Nigerians shouldn’t talk about. I read that deposition and it’s so clear we’re dealing with forgery. The idiots talking about 3rd party vendors never read that deposition. The original certificate is still with CSU and was never picked up so where is the vendor narrative coming from?

Then we should wait for Supreme Court to tell us if there’s forgery or not.

Nigeria is doomed, clearly from the recent development. Only the content of the student record is is more than enough reason for Tinubu to tender a resignation. Progressive societies have seen their leader resign for a little error as using a personal email for official government work.

3 different date of births was uncovered during this discovery.

1952 according to Inec record, 1954 according to CSU record , and 1955 according to Tinubu’s application letter.

Claim that he attended Lagos government college in 1970 while the school was established in 1974 portrays Tinubu as a career criminal. Then there’s the issue of whether or not the $460K forfeiture is criminal or civil? Like did this man put a spell on all Nigerians?

Like what is wrong with us?

People that should know better have all betrayed their conscience because of greed for money.

Even if we’re the lone voice we will continue to talk about it for posterity sake.

If you’re looking at building wealth in Nigeria avoid the Naira as much as possible because there’s no bottom yet. Use the naira to buy machinery or land or worst case scenario buy Bitcoin because every economy is driven by hope, rule of law and strong public institutions and none is present in today’s Nigeria. Nigeria is both hopeless and helpless.

I wonder how his administration will go out there to market Nigerian economy with so much baggage hanging on his neck.

I swear Nigerians are doomed.
Even our media outlets, if you see how they debating thing that is crystal clear. Use nairaland for an example. In case of naira, I thank my God, I am a bizness man. I don't even want to hold dey useless naira for hand

Busch:
And to everyone doing business in this community, what interest would you consider best for a loan, There's a bank that gives #5 million for 6 months at an interest rate of 16.5%. Is that reasonable.

If it is 16.5 interest for the period of d whole
6month, not in one month, it is very reasonable

libertyfather:
lie who told you there's another life? ....life ko lie ni

, the karma is Hindu, that is what dey believe, is means the energy you put out still comes back to you. Other religion copied it from them, without understanding the real concept.
As baptism is a thing for Christianity as karma is hindu

libertyfather:
see this u just type is 1k1% fact, wish a thread is open for it to emphasis seriously on

Because he don't really understand karma,
The Hindu religion that believed in karma believed in rebirth or next life. Karma maybe not found on your present life, but will surely visit you in your next life, u will just be suffering for nothing sake, not knowing the kind of atrusity you committed in your past life

You don't have enough lactase enzyme to digestive luctose.,hance making microorganisms in your body to feed on the lactose, after feeding on the lactose them too excret their waste products on your body ( gas), hence making you to fart. You just helping dem to excret their excreta.

What you have in lactose intolerant. Because your body lacks the necessary enzyme lactase to digest your lactose meal

Nazgul:
Your problem with your brother is over familiarity and entitlement mentality. Like someone rightfully pointed out, he doesn't owe you anything, cos he didn't bring you into this world.

If you want your current predicament with him to come to an end, do the following...

1. See him as your oga and see yourself as an apprentice in his shop, stop seeing him as your equal.

2. Call him sir whenever he calls you. And run errands for him without grumbling.

3. Wash his clothes, polish his shoes, clean the house and sweep the shop whenever you get there. Make cleanliness your best friend. A lazy person cannot succeeded as an apprentice.

4. Respectfully beg him for lunch, eg. Good afternoon sir, please I'm hungry. Don't ever call him by his name.

On to Food?, una wickedness na superduper

MS247:



Let's get some facts clear

1: Your brother owes you nothing , you owe your brother cost of rent and accomodation

2: Your Parents owe you education, shelter and welfare until you are 18, or 21 when you are legally adult

3: If you want your brother to feed you after providing you accomodations, you humbly go to him and plead...

My dear brother, kindly assist me with feeding pending the time I get something doing fetching money and I can contribute to our welfare,

4: whenever you get any Money, try and refill your brothers cooking gas, buy some spaghetti or noddles, or Golden penny Semo, Vegetables Oil and present it to your brother




Now I want you to surprise your brother this Weekend for Saturday morning

Buy

Ugwu #50,
Okro #100
Okporoko #150
Ponmo #200
Ogbono #50
Cray Fish #100
Dry pepper #100
Onions #100
Locust bean #50
Buy Garri #200 or Fufu

That is roughly 1000 Naira

Cook Eba and Okro soup for your brother tomorrow morning and serve him

.

Why are u guys so mean and wicked, if u can't common food to your own junior brother, I wonder, God forbid bad thing. I can't deny food to my enemy talk less of my own blood.
Later una go go church dey form nonsense

Remove duncan mighty, n p.square. had made their mark industry, wenemighty has up to 5 album on his name with at least 5 hit tracks in each album

Nice2023:
After using it to bake...u will eat right.
If it is poison u must have eaten times two.

Whatever u think,is ur thoughts. U have not bought one how then do u think it is for industrial use?

Dano milk in bag is the same Dano milk in refill. I have bought them all in bags and in refill including Lactorich.

Finally,keep ur opinion to yourself and stop criticising what u can't afford.

Oga it is not the same, this are for industrial use, refilled ones are normally fortified with vitamins, minerals and supplement. This ones are for industrial production. You are the one that is ignorant

Psady:
That CRUSH DRINK is the best among all those orange class of soft drinks back then and will still better any of now if re- introduced with same quality, no orange drink come close to that crush , mere looking at the bottle alone it stands out among others with this thick admirable colourant and salivating orange flavor.mere purchasing it then your day is made.

I swear even the bottle signifys loyalty. The taste is out of the world. I don't know what happened, crush, krests and scwrapps are same company.

merits:
WHAT AN IRONY OF LIFE?

Do you know that the only tree a monkey cannot climb is the banana tree.

Paradoxically, banana is what monkey likes the most. This implies that anytime banana is found in the hand of a monkey, it is most likely a gift from someone. The question is, why then can't Monkey climb banana tree, but can climb the tallest trees in the forest? Hence, the phrase "Who dash monkey banana?" was coined.

This little analogy is full of divine message to the right thinking human being. In the journey of life, there are several things you like but will never be achieved unless you are given by God Almighty. Therefore, it is not of him that willeth or of him that runneth but of God that showeth Mercy.

May His mercy continue to abide in, and with everyone of us forever.

Good morning, children of God and happy weekend.

Una go just copy copy, come dey form say na una write am, a monkey can actually climb a banana tree to get the fruit dem self if

festacman:
The good thing about eating one's words is that it doesn't make one fat.

However, this new development even if it is being considered is a red flag that President Tinubu is not as prepared for governance as he campaigned. Unfortunately, not appearing for media interactions or debate didn't help. That President Tinubu knew he would implement the removal of subsidy and floating of Naira soon after inauguration but had no plans to manage the consequences of the these major policy shift paints a scary picture about his future policies.

My suggestion is that Tinubu could go on and appoint Wale Edun the Finance minister as well as appoint his President Economic Team for the usual armchair 'economic indicators' advice. However, he should he headhunt for some young hothead economists and financial experts and place them under his office to serve as his thinktank in brainstorming on policies, creating scenarios, doing risk-benefit analyses, SWOT Analysis, etc to give him the big picture and bird eye view advantages. We need practical ideas from thinking out of box to solve our problems here rather than some textbooks stuff.

How on earth is value of Naira falling and the CBN is speaking grammar. How about rolling about plans with sincere incentives to encourage the local production and exports to cure our trade deficits. Nothing is happening in our economy at the moment. We are just selling crude oil. What about other solid natural minerals? If we share borders with Niger, are we sure we don't have uranium?

Nigeria have uranium, in large quantities self

okoroemeka:
Ithat is called thinking out of the box,but sincerely there supposed to be a university course in economics on the Dynamics of the igbos,so students can learn how the heck this people work,my cousin is living in Angola for the past 5-7 years now,has huge property developments ongoing in enugu,he simply confessed to me that 80-90% of motor parts sellers in Angola are igbos,he sells Mercedes Benz parts in clegg street surulere before relocation to Angola,he further said it is almost the same in Mozambique,Namibia,Congo, equitorial guinea,etc,we don't joke with money pls

Exactly alot of nnewi guys are in angola, spare parts, I have a friend about traveling to the place for spare parts biz

Enugu pay more costly rent Dan Lagos and abuja. No be even say water dey, average rent for one bedroom flat is 350k every year, two bedrooms 500k, 3 bedrooms 700k. For average brow area like achara layout, uwani, maryland district. For independent area, GRA, new heaven that one na die.
You fit see low rent for amache, one day, gariki, emene, akpapa, that if you don't care about your sanity

Abuja
Lagos
Jos
Niger
Abia
Anambra
Enugu
Port harcourt
Imo
Ebony.

No be poor people voted APC?, No be dem collect money to induce electral violent?. Make dem choke, make we know whether we go get it right.

The terminal by tom hanks
Catch me if you can
Mad money
Wolf of the wall street
The mist
Deliver us from eva
Nobody
A man from toronto
Wedding crashers
Accident man
John wick
Mission impossible
Wide eye shut
The dictator
Game over man
The estate
Tears of the sun
Saving private ryan
Full metal jacket
All quiet in the west
RRR
Horrible bosses
Etc

Aspartame is an amino acid, it is not under the classes of sugar, it is said to be 200 times sweeter than sucrose which is our normal home sugar (carbohydrate)
There are many proteins that are 4000, 5000 sweeter than normal sugar eg moneliin and co.
But aspartame is only non- nutritive sweetner that is permited to be used in food industry.
Because they are less costlier than sugar.
The thing you should know is :
The ADI ( acceptable daily intake) of aspertame is 50milligram per kg of the body in a day ie if your weigh is 60kg you shouldnt exceed 3000milligram of aspartame. 6 to 9 cans of pepsi zero sugar
Mind aspermate is used in production of tomato peste, syrups, keshups, ice cream. Not only on soda
Pls pardon my blunders

Population is not our problem, our problem is the huge chunk of our population are unproductive, unskilled and lazy. A country with huge productive population is a country with greatness asset. Take china for an example