₦airaland Forum

DONSMITH123:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/nurtw-national-dissolves-lagos-council-sack-mc-oluomo/

war is looming

knowhowk:
Dear Customer you are not allowed to call this number ,This is what I have been hearing my phone says since yesterday evening when I want to call ,I used another phone to call same number it says the same thing .

Please what could be the Problem ? I have been using the MTN for 2 years now

I 'm worried ..

nin linkage

Insecurity:
Gunmen kill 2, kidnap 3 in Lagos



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/04/gunmen-kill-2-kidnap-3-in-lagos/

so it don reach lagos

fergie001:
There was some pandemonium earlier today at the Gate B/Stop axis, Ipaja which left one person dead.



@CrownBabalola one comrade is down




@Olabode_abass



@neyoni1




@Ola Federal

one comrade is down

inoki247:
lol this people still dey campaign afta aw many years recover it now shebi u people dey fyt kwuropption....

98 percent of those former PDP members are now APC members

Deltafirstson:
Lol! Buhari had played them April fool.

APC & scam are like 5&6

lilvicky68:
He might have gotten the line new.

And even if it's him that's 2015..

he has repented

driand:


For more jokes text NNPC to 419

I'll believe this if it was said by lie Mohammed

BigBabyJesus:
Note that the train was carrying APC delegates .

Good riidiance

audio delegates that did not cast a single vote

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Buhari will handle insecurity & Osinbande will handle economy.


Biggest lie of the 21st century.

the yaribas Republicans & zombies ariwarians have shamefully covered there face

MrCover:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/notorious-cultist-burnt-to-death-by-rival-cult-group-in-bayelsa.html

he died in active service

helinues:
And the useless opposition Party destructive Party have already been jubilating about the early news

oga a bag of sachets water have move from 150 to 250 -300 under your lie lie apc

Totilopussylick:
Bandits retreated to go and regroup and come back in Commando style

Normalcy can be temporal

there next coming I'll be dangerous

tuoyoojo:
Na the only ish no live matches

Me if I must watch matches na viewing centre but every other dey on point

what is ish?

CilicMarin:
Goose pimples everywhere.

That entrance should be the best moment of the convention.

That man carries grace everywhere he goes.

the same hype buhari have in 2015 when a bag of local rice was 11,000 naira but now it's 25,000 naira

Omooba77:
@Gidi_Traffic Suspected bandits stormed the Kaduna airport and stopped a Lagos bound aircraft from taking off from the Airport on Saturday afternoon. According to reports, a staff of Nigerian Airspace Management Agency (NAMA) was also shot and killed by the bandits

https://twitter.com/Austynzogs/status/1507748464788221952

Updated



https://punchng.com/breaking-terrorists-prevent-aircrafts-take-off-kill-one-at-kaduna-airport/

fake news

trutharena:
Amongst the new batch of 253 @PoliceNG operational vehicles being distributed to Commands nationwide are the following locally-assembled brands:

33 @innosonvehicles Carrier Pick Up Trucks

37 Mikano Pick Up Trucks

18 Mikano Lorry Trucks

20 @nordmotion Max Pick Up Trucks

https://twitter.com/toluogunlesi/status/1507128021723107334?s=21

CC: Mynd44 Lalasticala

you I'll see how police I'll spoil those cars under six months

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/3/lady-allegedly-gangraped-by-her-boyfriend-and-her-friend-in-ogun-photos.html

lazy Yoruba youths

Helpfromabove1:
Michael Jackson dey do Yahoo for grave

Op abeg change this headline

Yoruba Muslim from osun claiming Michael Jackson

stephenduru:
More

mass cleansing is going on in Kaduna state

Afro3:
Fufeyin: Pastor John Mark Ighosotu Breaks Silence, Says He Is Not On The Run, Petitions IGP

Senior Pastor John Mark Ighosotu, the General Overseer of God’s Delight Gospel Assembly (A.K.A Free Indeed) has reacted to online reports that said he was on the run after policemen stormed his residence in connection with a confession made in his church by one Bishop Ufuoma that alleged that Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin, the General Overseer of the Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministry was involved in some indecent acts, saying that the news is false.

The cleric who spoke through OGHENEJABOR IKIMI & CO, on Friday, in a statement, said the publications “consist of either outright lies and/or misrepresentation of facts capable of misleading the general public.”

Recall that Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin had written a petition to the Inspector General of Police in Abuja, alleging Conspiracy, Cybercrime and Criminal defamation against Pastor Ighosotu.

According to the statement, four Police Hilux vans consisting of over 20 armed Policemen and some pressmen stormed the cleric’s residence in Orhuwhorun town on the 25th day of February, 2022 led by one Inspector Yohanna Suaibu of Team 4 X-Squad, Force CID, Abuja but met his absence.

Being disappointed they disarmed and arrested the cleric’s orderly, Inspector Aminu Ibrahim who was later released at the Nigerian Police Station, Ovwian, Delta State, the statement said.

Adding that “on hearing of the above invasion of his residence,” the cleric “immediately left for Abuja same day and reported himself at the Force CID, Abuja where he obliged the Deputy Inspector General of Police in charge his statement with lawyers from the Law Firm of Mike Ozekhome SAN & Co., in attendance.

Continuing, OGHENEJABOR IKIMI & CO said the pastor was granted bail on self recognition and he returned to Warri, Delta State on Saturday, the 5th day of March, 2022 and on Sunday, the 6th day of March, 2022 presided over the Sunday Church Service at the Free Indeed Church Headquarters.

Furthermore, the statement revealed that the GO “is presently presiding over and ministering in a Ministers Conference tagged “Upper Room Fire Conference” in his church with ministers from all walks of life in attendance.

The statement said that the online publications stating that Ighosotu “is on the run and that he is about to be declared wanted by the Nigerian Police is not only false but a wicked lie.”

The statement added that Ighosotu “who presides over one of the largest Church in Warri with a numerical strength of over a hundred thousand members cannot be described as evading justice for a crime he never committed.”

The cleric’s legal team said that “the Law Office of Mike Ozekhome SAN & Co., has put up a strong worded petition on the Inspector General of Police and have also proceeded to Court to securing an Order restraining Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin from further harassing our Client even when our Client is innocent.”

Continuing, the cleric said they would not have joined issues with Prophet Jeremiah Fufeyin since the matter is currently under investigation by the Police, adding that “since he has suddenly lost confidence in the Nigeria Police” and has resorted to blackmailing him, they have decided to respond accordingly so as to keep the records straight.

last days fraudsters

DropsMic:
Sai BABA... Nigerians must get sense by fire by force

bubu is working 4+4 if you dought me ask Yoruba people

Mhykel217:
Which fate again. As e play for ebonyi so shall it be in cross river and zamfara hopefully

what plays in ebonyi

tuoyoojo:
My condolences for any one on dstv package

You just dey troway your money

I finally summoned the courage to subscribe for TSTV and I can tell you categorically that I am enjoying every bit of it

Since I stopped subscribing dstv na so them don dey use call and text disturb my life ko

You get to watch very recent movies, documentaries, lovely educative children channels, news and sport channels

Since I subscribe in January I still dey on promo. I never pay shi shi till now

please can I watch life matches on tstv

saintokwuluora:
Greed! They wanted more and lost all.

that is African man

Kwanza:
https://guardian.ng/news/court-strikes-out-umahis-motion-to-stop-execution-of-judgment/

it remain IMO state lawbreakers, they go hear am soon

Parachoko:
Do Tinubu have a stake in any of the DISCOS in Nigeria?

I love the points he raised

As for me, Tinubu is the only serious candidate for now

I can't wait to hear him speak more on his plans for Nigeria.

I fully agree with him on this.

before tinubu fake seven point agenda, what did his APC told nigerians in 2015 before election or maybe they have forgotten that they promised Nigerians 10,000 mega Watts of power before 2019. Any human being believing nigerian politicians should go to hospital & check his brain

politicoNG:
https://www.facebook.com/195852327134826/posts/4903286526391359/

APC urchins are buying diesel 200 naira at filling stations

Sixfiguresmart:
Has any other Nigerian politician been slapped in Public before?

it's only igbos that is treating that Bleep up

Magnoliaa:
I think she's catching cruise herself.

But wha tf is this nitori olorun?! This guy is mad o. It is really annoying.

what am seeing here is her Yoruba mouth

bigboychukstar:
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who gave u license

justjify:
Lots of strikers in Nigeria
Police will soon go on STRIKE.
Airline operators will soon go on STRIKE.
ASUU have already extended their STRIKE to 2 months.

That B.o.o.h.a.r.i ass licker that grills rotten vultures will not see this ohh.

Buharideens and APC Zzoombies should hide their useless faces in shame.


You can. Only ban me again, but you cannot take away my phone or data.

they promise zombies 10,000 mega Watts of electricity every four years, but now it's total collapse