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Now this is heartbreaking...not getting married at all is way better than marrying the wrong person. I'm sure she was putting up with his bullshit with the hope "he was going to change" and also because she didn't want to be labelled as the woman who left her husband. If he/she abuses you, run for your life before you get yourself killed...

Shania Twain's Still The One, absolutely beautiful song...What it reminds me of? Never mind

Get a water based lubricant. I'll strongly recommend KY Jelly. It should definitely help matters....You're welcome

HomerTimpson:
chilling bro, buhari gat everyone on low key..lol

Lolz. D thing serious. Baba na Zero joy

HomerTimpson:
yo ma nig....how is Australia man?

Brozayy . Cold oh. Wetin man one do? . How's ur side too?

KoshCAD:
Even we wey dey waka enter danfo no go die for road, we go still reach our destination

On God bro!

HomerTimpson:
what's up dawg?

Gee!!!! Longest time homie

This is really bad...

Still, some "men of God still keep praying for "one Nigeria" when it's evident it's a sinking ship...

If Buhari no wan do again, Jibrin go do

Baba sef dey quote Bible ...
Any "man of God" still praying for the continuity of this contraption is a clown and should be treated as such.

Let everyone do whatever makes them happy. All these shades are unnecessary to be honest...
Person wey buy Rolls Royce go drive reach him destination, who buy 2009 Corolla too no go sleep for road

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright



Talk way poorman take dey console themselves

My nigarrr, in this life, you're only as poor as your mindset ...

"Honor Killing " lool. Allahu Akbar

Yemi Alade: last card
Haters: Not yet, oya pick two

True, it's quite hard to tell the Boomslang apart from the non-venomous green snakes and yeah I agree with you, it's better to be safe than sorry This life too sweet abeg

Technology is boundless, for the human mind has limitless possibilities. I can only imagine what the future generations would come up with...mind blowing stuff, no doubt

Childish. He needs to grow up



MODIFIED: Enough with the silly mentions already. Whats ironic is Y'all saying I take life too serious are actually guilty of what you're accusing me of
Na cruise I dey, I've got nothing against my country man .

MasonKendall:
Grown up man, are you richer than senior man?

Lool, Senior man's bouncer, this ass-licking wont take you nowhere man

That man still seating even after the robbers came in is really lucky to be alive. What the hell was he trying to achieve by looking into their faces huh? Hungry, low-budget robbers like these ones are usually so cold-hearted and dangerous...

Who am I to judge when I'm only as holy as Vegas?

paulolee:
swears, his shots is always on target no matter the size of the keeper standing in d goal post...if he continues like this, na football squad e go born o..

Baba just dey tear net anyhow

Foden my guy! He doesn't shoot to miss

Looll . Absolute gibberish. So, "we'll all die someday" means you should open your two eyes till your country kills you, even when you've got the resources to get the heck out of this sinking ship.

Good idea but last time I checked, Man O'war members didn't bear arms. So what are they supposed to do in the face of armed attacks? Raise their hands to the most High and call down fire and brimstone?

It's a generational calling, See Granny El Chapo sef

Lol. He must be a gladiator

..."and has to plug himself into the wall outlet every night to charge the lifesaving hardware"

He's lucky he's not in Nigeria. NEPA for don kill am since ...


On a serious note tho, his story is quite inspirational. There's always light at the end of the tunnel. All you've gotta do is keep hope alive and keep your head up...

No use trying to translate verbatim/ word for word . I think keeping the intended meaning is what matters. Anyways:


1. Being illiterate puts you at a disadvantage...


2. Do you know the age gap between us?

Kriss216:
I believe she's fine. I've missed her though

Yeah me too.



Stay safe bruv!

Kriss216:
You still hear from Deni?

No man still haven't heard from her. It's really worrying tho, Denique would never stay this long from NL. Can only hope she's fine

Kriss216:
100%.

How have you been?

Omoh, same here oh! Blues for life ...

Been alright bruv. How's ur end too?

Kriss216:
My heartfelt condolences goes to all Real Madrid supporters today. I pray God should give them the fortitude to bear the tsunami that will hit them this night.

Lol! My guy, are you a Chelsea fan?

OdumegwuOjukwu:
Turning and turning in the widening gyre,
The falcon cannot hear the falconer
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold.
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand...



(William Butler Yeats' The Second Coming )