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Romance / Re: Do You Have Any Regret Of Marrying A Virgin Or Staying A Virgin Before Marriage? by EzzyCarter: 11:24pm On Jan 25, 2021
Sonnobax15:
My man, There's the feeling you get when you buy a tear-rubber car regardless of the quality....
Tho,I understand from your point of view,but my guy, I prefer a virgin with whom I'll be assured of getting kids from than wifing one retired public hoe..



Hmnnn. I understand your point as well. But in the end, virginity guarantees nothing, be it fertility or fidelity...
To each man his own I guess wink

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Romance / Re: Do You Have Any Regret Of Marrying A Virgin Or Staying A Virgin Before Marriage? by EzzyCarter: 10:57pm On Jan 25, 2021
Sonnobax15:
shocked

Though I ain't married yet,but I don't think I'll ever regret buying a tear-rubber car from Japan compared to a tukumbo car from Cotonou...


I'd rather marry a virgin with wahala, knowing fully well that I was the first one to drill her bore hole than marry one community project who'd still end up giving me the same wahala



Oga car dealer, I'd rather buy a tokumbo Rolls Royce than buy a brand new Toyota Corolla any time any day grin tongue


Brother, if she will give you wahala, she will. Regardless of the fact that she's a virgin/not. Its high time y'all realized virginity isn't a guarantee of good behaviour neither is "non-virginity" an indication of a bad woman, there are lotsa things that make a good woman.

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Romance / Re: The Last Person I Fvvcked Was A 43 Year Old Woman: Who Did You Fvvck Last by EzzyCarter: 1:50pm On Jan 24, 2021
Denique:


Trying to evaluate my maths strength ni o tongue


Nah, you don't need evaluation, what you need is a Nobel Laurel in Mathematics cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: The Last Person I Fvvcked Was A 43 Year Old Woman: Who Did You Fvvck Last by EzzyCarter: 1:06pm On Jan 24, 2021
Denique:


An average of 0.22 count per day by 365= 79 BCs in a year. You are doing well sir.



omoh ! see calculation grin .

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Family / Re: My Mom’s Market List 1984: See How Far Nigeria Has Gone (Photo) by EzzyCarter: 10:25am On Jan 22, 2021
How the mighty have fallen. How this country went on a downward spiral is something I find so shocking lol.

I'm sure if someone who died in '84 resurrects now and he sees the current situation of things, he'd be so shocked he might end up "going back" grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's Your Take On This? (photo) by EzzyCarter: 10:11am On Jan 22, 2021
So because you're paying "over 350k" as your child's school fees means his offences should be overlooked? See mentality grin




slimjohn2k5:
There are few schools that will bluntly ask the parents to come pick their child for such offense.
Don't stop scolding when you see such, if they sack you, God knows you have done your part and will bless you with a better job.



God bless you. I remember vividly a similar case that happened during my secondary school days. The boy's mother came to cause a scene and threaten to withdraw her three children.

The proprietress simply invited this woman into her office , summed up the fees of the three kids, handed it to her and told her to leave with her children grin

It's all about values and standing up for the right thing. Nothing is worth compromising ur principles for...
Health / Re: Before And After Look Of A Lady That Survived Gas Explosion 3 Years Ago (Pix) by EzzyCarter: 11:13pm On Jan 20, 2021
Denique:

The one on this thread is what angry



I shoulda typed "testimon(e)y tongue. The type that requires vigorous dancing and praising da Lord in front of the congregation grin
Health / Re: Before And After Look Of A Lady That Survived Gas Explosion 3 Years Ago (Pix) by EzzyCarter: 11:07pm On Jan 20, 2021
Denique:

Thank you Ezzy. God bless and keep us all.


Amen and Amen. You suppose do "testimony" sha grin tongue
Health / Re: Before And After Look Of A Lady That Survived Gas Explosion 3 Years Ago (Pix) by EzzyCarter: 11:04pm On Jan 20, 2021
Denique:
Thank God for His healings.

Something similar almost happened to me this Sunday but the good Lord averted it. Just felt the bang on my hand but no burns whatsoever.

Glory!!!


Thanks to God for your life Adenike. Woulda bn a shame if it had been ur face affected by the bang. Anyways, be more careful in future. God's got us tho wink...
Politics / Re: Herdsmen Can’t Leave Ondo Forest, Presidency Replies Akeredolu by EzzyCarter: 2:23am On Jan 20, 2021
Lmao. The same presidency that is yet to condemn the barbaric killings and kidnapping done by these same herdsmen. The writing on the wall has never been clearer. And its definitely a grand conspiracy most have no idea of.. Imagine playing the victim card in a situation where y'all are the obvious problem...
This present government is the worst thing that has happened to Nigeria next to the ill-fated amalgamation of 1914. A government that thrives on lies, deceit and propaganda. Absolute disgrace.

Nobody has the monopoly of violence tho, call this inciting ion gv a shit. By the time ppl can't take it anymore and descend on these guys, even the good ones amongst them won't be spared...

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Romance / Re: She Gushed Water From Her P During Sex What Does It Mean by EzzyCarter: 1:51pm On Jan 19, 2021
Denique:
Like say you nor know? Abosi.
It's called 'A Squirt' undecided

Crime / Re: Professor Aliyu Muhammad Kidnapped, His Son Killed (Photos) by EzzyCarter: 1:45pm On Jan 19, 2021
If this present trend continues unchecked, I doubt if there'd be a "Nigeria" by 2023 but nah, the unrepentant robbers in Agbada and glasses are warming up and pressing buttons up and down for an election there's no guarantee they'd be alive to witness grin

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Programming / Re: Why Are Backend Developers Paid More Than Frontend Developers? by EzzyCarter: 1:42pm On Jan 19, 2021
stupidmod2:
its like anal n pussy


anal sex is more expensive cause not all women allow it





Motherfcker grin

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Education / Re: Meet the woman who had the Noble peace prize stolen from Her by EzzyCarter: 3:02pm On Jan 16, 2021
I'm sure our darling daddy has done more than enough to earn this award once his tenure ends grin
TV/Movies / Re: Mention 5 Movie Or Film Characters You Can Never Forget by EzzyCarter: 2:42pm On Jan 16, 2021
1: Thomas Shelby(Cillian Murphy) in Peaky Blinders


2. Frank (Jason Statham) in The Transporter


3. James Bond (Sean Connery) in Goldfinger


4. Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) in Mission Impossible


5. Alice (Milla Jovovich) in Resident Evil

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Health / Re: Second Wave: Travels, School Reopening Caused COVID-19 Surge – PTF by EzzyCarter: 4:54am On Jan 12, 2021
Dumbo. You forgot to add your NIN registration. Only an irrational and insane government would start such policy in times as high risk as these. It's as sensible as asking people to register for voter ID during a civil war. Makes a lot of sense doesn't it?

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper Eva Alordiah Reveals Why She Quit Music by EzzyCarter: 5:50am On Jan 09, 2021
Her "lights out" track is my favourite Eva song. Man that girl's got bars. Been ages Ri-Ri dropped anything as well, seems mama is now into that Fenty shii full time cheesy

Freestainworld:
Evaporated talent


Funny how that's coming from an eva-lasting mediocre grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: BREAKING - House Democrats Releases Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump by EzzyCarter: 11:31pm On Jan 08, 2021
Trump's handling of his election loss (whether rigged or not) is called "playing into the hands of the enemy". Now he has given the democrats a chance to finally put his political career to bed. "The Capitol insurrection" charade is just an excuse to impeach him... There have been rumours he might run for presidency in future elections and the Democrats wouldn't want that, so impreachng him would be the prefect checkmate since an impeached president can never run for the same office again. Keeping my fingers crossed tho
Politics / Re: Redeemed Church Stops Muslim Ladies From NIN Registration Over Hijab by EzzyCarter: 6:16pm On Jan 08, 2021
“I could have gone to Owode-Obafe LGA but it is far from my house. The only accredited centre in my area is RCCG camp.

“Unfortunately, the church security official prevented me from going in. He asked me to remove my Hijab but I declined. So, I left.”


Aunty, when you're in Rome, you act like a Roman or get the hell out. Nobody forced you to go there in the first place. You could have gone elsewhere. I'm sure that's not the only reg. center in your locality or whole state?

Your complaints would be justified if the scenario changed and the reg centre was sited inside a mosque, would you allow me to bounce in with my Timberlands and baggy shorts on?

Playing the victim card is what y'all do best but you'd do worse if the coin is flipped. And yeah, talking about tolerance, it encompasses respecting the rules and principles of others and not necessarily the flawed picture of tolerance y'all have in your heads smh

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Family / Re: Chinese Toddler Defends And Fights For His Grandma by EzzyCarter: 6:00pm On Jan 08, 2021
Lol. He must be a descendant of Jet-Li grin
Politics / Re: Banditry: Katsina, Miyetti Allah, Security Negotiate Release Of 77 More Victims by EzzyCarter: 5:12pm On Jan 08, 2021
amakadlite:
Interesting. we not only buy cows from mettialla,we pay random to them while they keep their guns and return to kidnap when they go broke,hmm



Lol. Isn't it sardonically hilarious to see this same Miyetti alla group becoming Nigeria's CIA and FBI ever since our intellectual president got re-elected ? You can imagine them helping the Nigerian government "negotiate" with bandits (who are also members of this same Miyetti cartel)... Find me a better joke than this country in the whole wide world and I'll owe you a bottle of Hennessey grin
Education / Re: Charlie-charlie, Bloody Mary And Other Demonic Games You Should Not Play (photos by EzzyCarter: 5:06pm On Jan 08, 2021
Cool
Celebrities / Re: I’ll Deal With Anyone That Bullies My Daughter – Simi by EzzyCarter: 4:52pm On Jan 08, 2021
Elenu pelebe cheesy. Might as well homeschool your child in ur basement instead of all this unnecessary talk. I trust the NL mods to push this to the front page ASAP tho. It's what they do best grin
Family / Re: I Will Divorce My Husband If He Asks For DNA Test After Giving Birth - Lady by EzzyCarter: 2:05am On Jan 03, 2021
Denique:


Kriss is family and that wouldn't be classified as cheating. cool


Wahala. This girl will not kee me sha grin
Romance / Re: My Advice To All Yahoo & Intending Yahoo Boys Out There! by EzzyCarter: 11:07am On Jan 02, 2021
"what you see up there(first paragraph) about me marrying the american lady is my strategy to secure my future"


Listen to yourself. You are no different to the guys you're calling out. You aren't getting married to her coz you truly love her . You're doing it for the benefits involved. And I'm sure the unfortunate lady thinks you're madly and genuinely in love with her. So indirectly you're a scammer too. So I'll suggest you remove the speck in your eye first.
Peace

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Politics / Re: Insecurity Thwarting Nigeria’s Economic Growth – Buhari by EzzyCarter: 3:25am On Jan 02, 2021
Nah ur excellency, its ur "genius" mind that's thwarting this country's growth. You and the bandwagon of intellectually bankrupt leaders and unscrupulous praise singers you call media aides grin.
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address Nigerians By 7am, January 1 2021 by EzzyCarter: 10:54pm On Dec 31, 2020
Denique:


Why dem come dey para, para for here?! grin

Especially, Kriss2.16 grin



Lol. Nigerians are pissed...



Happy new year to you and yours dear. Cheers to an awesome and amazing 2021 ahead! smiley

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Nairaland / General / Re: An Unpleasant Experience That Turned Out A Blessing by EzzyCarter: 6:04pm On Dec 31, 2020
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Religion / Re: Oshinbajo Should Prepare To Be President In 2021- Apostle Sylvanus by EzzyCarter: 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2020
Joke of the year, PYO will never rule this country. He doesn't have the balls grin
Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address Nigerians By 7am, January 1 2021 by EzzyCarter: 4:54pm On Dec 31, 2020
These guys above me tho grin

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Crime / Re: Insecurity: Nigerians Deserve Rest Of Mind In 2021, Says CAN by EzzyCarter: 4:25pm On Dec 31, 2020
Nigerians deserve way more than just "rest of mind".

They deserve a sane, proactive, efficient government with values and integrity and not these pathetic jokes we have ruling the country . But then you don't always get what you deserve do you? undecided

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