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Politics / Re: Are Nigerian Builders Stupid? Why Can't We Make Houses With Bricks Or Wood? by EzzyCarter: 5:05pm On Dec 05, 2020 |
Indeed, OP I'm impressed by your reasoning. I've always wondered the same thing but one thing I have noticed is Nigerians are always scared of deviating from the status quo /norm and trying something new no matter how better an option it is. Thinking outside the box isn't a strong point with Nigerians lol. I can still remember when Gas Cylinders/Cookers was becoming gradually popular, lotsa peeps swore not to use it in spite of its glaring edge in terms of convenience over the Kersosne stove 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done Under Sickness? by EzzyCarter: 4:44pm On Dec 05, 2020 |
Haha. Sound health is so underrated man. Sickness will make you do stuff you never imagined you could 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: The First Time You Had Sex , How Was It ? by EzzyCarter: 10:15am On Dec 05, 2020 |
Denique: It's just a word that I saw on the wall so I thought I'd use it. Ion even know what it means . Adenike toh dun, how's the weekend going? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Fear Women!! I've Been Crying Uncontrollably After Reading This.. (pics) by EzzyCarter: 5:55am On Dec 05, 2020 |
ednut1: You and who? Oga speak for yourself abeg 39 Likes |
Culture / Re: Atakumosa West L.G.A Of Osun Ends Female Circumcision by EzzyCarter: 9:28pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
Yeah, it's a barbaric practice. All it's supposed benefits are just mere myths. If you've done stuff with a circumcised chick you'll know better.... Funny how the guys up there have turned this into a tribal affair. Well, I've seen met two igbo girls who had their clits chopped off at birth so it definitely knows no tribe. What should be the focus is to ensure the practice completely goes into extinction. Twutin: Oga, to chop ban dey hungry you Flexherbal: Bruv, that's where the G_spot comes in. Thank God say dem no fit chop that one off too Hit it and thank me later 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Have you Met A Celebrity? Share Your Experience. by EzzyCarter: 9:12pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
Yes I have, several times. I'm not one for the excess excitement when I'm in public, I'm usually laid back and chilled out so I mostly ignore them and go on with my business lol. Try it when next you see a celeb and watch the expression on his/her face . Reminds me of a couple years back . That particular day, I was taking a morning jog when I spotted this popular female celeb from afar, looking distressed and apparently making a phone call. She was beside her parked Mercedes and one of the tyres had gone flat. Our eyes met and I saw the expression on her face. She was expecting me to freak out and ask if I could help her out? Well, to cut a long story short, mo look away goldbim: Exactly. You're your own superstar. Plus God help you if you go hug a celeb when he/she is in a sore mood. Your news will definitely make NL front page by evening 88 Likes 2 Shares |
Romance / Re: The First Time You Had Sex , How Was It ? by EzzyCarter: 9:00pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
Denique: Maami mi o disguise o . I'm actually a revd. Father. Never done it so Ion even know what a coochie looks like. When I finally want to do it sef, I might need a torch and a map to find my way |
Romance / Re: Av U Been Burnt By A Bike Silencer B4? by EzzyCarter: 5:39pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
Nah. But my ex had the experience . Wasn't a palatable experience for her. Luckily the scars completely faded with time otherwise it could have disfigured her fresh skin |
Programming / Re: Ip Adress Tracking by EzzyCarter: 5:21pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
Are you convinced now?
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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Stamps And What To Do With It. by EzzyCarter: 5:18pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
Crime / Re: Fake Bank Alert Scam, Young Lady Was Caught For The Second Time. by EzzyCarter: 5:14pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
"She was caught the first time and forgiven, they let her go free when they begged for her"... Someone that's destined for disgrace will always keep knocking till the door is opened . What effontery! |
Romance / Re: The First Time You Had Sex , How Was It ? by EzzyCarter: 5:13pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
I'm actually a married virgin . Waiting for the brostitutes to come share their st-hoeries 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Actress Osas Ighodaro Pens Emotional Message To Late Mum (photos) by EzzyCarter: 5:09pm On Dec 04, 2020 |
May her soul rest in peace. In the end, everyone dies. What matters most are the happy memories, adventures, the number of lives you touched and the legacy you're leaving behind... |
Health / Re: Help !! Tremor Is Killing Me. by EzzyCarter: 9:47am On Dec 04, 2020 |
From what you put up there, it's highly likely you're either suffering from nerve damage (as a result of the trauma suffered from the injury to your leg) or something called Primary Orthostatic Tremor Disorder. It's usually characterized by shaking of the legs when standing which goes away as soon as you start walking or sit down. There are lots of treatment options but you need to be diagnosed first to be sure what's wrong....I'll suggest you go for diagnosis at a specialist hospital so you can be put on the necessary therapy to treat/manage it... good luck! 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by EzzyCarter: 9:44am On Dec 04, 2020 |
TheSourcerer: Indeed... Hope you have a productive day too 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: I Am A Lesbian & Suffering From Bi-polar Disorder -YBNL Princess by EzzyCarter: 9:29am On Dec 04, 2020 |
Unfortunately, nobody cares. Whether you're Bi-polar or Schizophrenic, it's ur issue to deal with... Another way to trend in the media. A stupid way I must say 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by EzzyCarter: 6:57am On Dec 04, 2020 |
TheGift: Lmao. No bruv. I'm a pastor o . As innocent as anything 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by EzzyCarter: 6:55am On Dec 04, 2020 |
TheSourcerer: Exactly. The guy's obviously sick in the head. The lady was even pregnant. Unfortunately, he might end up getting away with a short jail term and not the maximum sentence he deserves. The legal system in most European countries is an unpredictable one... |
Politics / Re: Hold APC & Buhari Responsible For Incessant Killings - PDP by EzzyCarter: 8:47pm On Dec 03, 2020 |
This must be a joke. I'm sure these PDP guys are crooks who wish to undermine what our darling Bubu and the APC is doing ... Nigeria is thriving. The economy is at its best in years. Poverty rate minimal. Security is solid. Cost of living is low. Minimum wage is handsome. Petrol is 45# . Roads are world class. Unemployment is a past tense. Naira is equal to the pound. Americans are travelling to Nigeria for healthcare. The children of hate are quiet. Everyone is happy. Even the unborn children in heaven are lobbying for Nigerian slots. Everything's good. Buhari is working ... 68 Likes 6 Shares |
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by EzzyCarter: 8:33pm On Dec 03, 2020 |
jajeri3216: Everything evolves in the end @ bold, research? I'm already an Emeritus in the field 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Dear Men, If You Can't Satisfy Her, Get Up And Leave by EzzyCarter: 8:30pm On Dec 03, 2020 |
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by EzzyCarter: 8:24pm On Dec 03, 2020 |
Crime / Re: Youtuber Kills Pregnant Lover On Live-stream As Viewers Pay Him To Abuse Her(Pix by EzzyCarter: 6:59pm On Dec 03, 2020 |
Psychopathic traits. He deserves whatever he gets as punishment... I know BDSM is sexy and shii, the right combination of pain and pleasure will have send any human on waves of ecstasy... But then, there's a thin line between "slap/choke me harder!" and a jail term . Make sure you don't overdo it. Safety first! 47 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: Northern Elders Ask Buhari To Resign Over Insecurity by EzzyCarter: 11:50am On Dec 02, 2020 |
Resign? This must be a joke. I'm sure these guys are paid crooks who wish to undermine what our darling Bubu is doing... Nigeria is thriving. The economy is at its best in years. Poverty rate minimal. Security is solid. Cost of living is low. Minimum wage is handsome. Petrol is 45# . Roads are world class. Unemployment is a past tense. Naira is equal to the pound. Americans are travelling to Nigeria for healthcare. The children of hate are quiet. Everyone is happy. Even the unborn children in heaven are lobbying for Nigerian slots . Everything's good. Buhari is working... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Sugar Mummy Hires Thugs To Disrupt Her Younger Lover’s Traditional Wedding by EzzyCarter: 11:46am On Dec 02, 2020 |
This one na Sugar boys deserve to get married too tho 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Reacts To Wizkid's Tweet Calling Him 'Fool' by EzzyCarter: 6:29pm On Dec 01, 2020 |
longetivity: Lol. Hot temper isn't reserved for short people alone. Just pray make you no jam person wey like wahala 124 Likes 3 Shares |
Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by EzzyCarter: 4:00pm On Nov 27, 2020 |
Denique: They should press urz too jor, "one good turn deserves another" isn't that what they say? . By the way, Adenike, I'm outside ur gate. Been calling ur cell isn't going thru. Tell ur brother to come open up
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Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by EzzyCarter: 3:59pm On Nov 27, 2020 |
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Celebrities / Re: "Can You Date Or Marry Her?":meet Black Beautiful Female Bodybuilder by EzzyCarter: 9:43am On Nov 27, 2020 |
Ekundayo7574: If I need a bouncer I know where to hire one . Imagine coming home after a long day and instead of a soft, supple body waiting for you in bed, it's all muscles and sinews . Only plus is her grip down there will be really tight. Ion wanna go into details . So, would I date or marry her ? Nah. A one night stand? Maybe internationalman: The claim in bold is not exactly true bruv. I've been with physically strong chicks that will show you the diff between "I fvcked her" and "she fvcked me" 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Cctv Captures Moment Lady Stole 200k Hair From Shop In Abuja by EzzyCarter: 9:27am On Nov 27, 2020 |
Wahala for girl wey no get boyfriend buy her human hair Lmao. Serously tho, contentment is key in everything. If it's expression weave-on you can afford, rock it like that , or just do ur shuku jeje . It's not by force to rock Peruvian or Brazilian ...Imagine if she had been caught, would have been another headline entirely ; "Lady beaten and stripped naked for stealing 200k worth of hair" |
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