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Someone get this a hoe a vulcanizer . 50 Naira will do the magic

Good. High time these pricks called the big tech got reined in. They wield far too much influence...

How did the info reach you if her phone is locked? And how did you get to know her neighbors?



Modifed: Its true...May Her soul rest in peace. This is really sad!

dalass:


He's wifeless

Someone that cant manage one woman despite being a Moslem who can marry many wives. Can he manage a nation?

One chilled carton of chilled Orijin for you

gawu1:
It's not a joke.
The Benin request should be a worry to South East igbos. Soon Nigeria will be ready to discard the resourcesless and parasitic South East to Nnamdi Kanu to form his Lesotho-like land locked country. Thereafter, the plan is that Benin will take it place. Works have commenced since in drawing Memorandum of understanding secretly between Nigeria and Benin. The issue started even before Obasonjo government and around 2003, the Benin Republic attempted to recandle the request but the Bakase saga scared obj not to make any serious commitment. He only impressed on them to keep pushing. It is unfortunate that the foreign minister has came to the public with it now because he is igbo just to forewarn his fellow igbos senselessly thinking that Nigeria will at all course want to keep them within it sovereignty.
I only pity those poor igbos doing business in the other parts of Nigeria who after this plan materialized will have to become foreigners in Nigeria territory.

These are worrying times. This explains the recent romance between Nigeria and Benin

tishbite41:
apt. U deserve Canadian visa with a first class ticket.

Man, I need that ticket and visa badly

etrouble:
The Benin Republic President is very wise. He wants to UAE style to legalize smuggling from Benin to Nigeria. Both parties will set up a camouflage inter-ministerial committee, while the so call negotiation is going on, Nigeria's border with Benin will be opened and smuggling will now be renamed movement of goods within same country. The so called negotiation will go on forever and there will never be any merger of both countries. Benin Republic would have used the period of legalized smuggling to generate funds and develop its county.

Exactly! You're wise man

Damn. This country will give you PTSD for free. Anyone can do anything, anywhere and get away with it. Chronicles of a failed nation...

sorepco:
U should learn to read between the lines. This was hyperbolic speech. He meant a closer relationship so that the recent blockade of Nigerian borders do not occur again!

No ion think so. Read the first and second paragraph over

Tolexander:
Bangladesh shares no boundary with Pakistan sir.

Bangladesh is far from Pakistan. Though the two countries were just a country, Pakistan pre 70s

India divides the two countries.

Right. I had no idea... I just confirmed it. Imagine being the same country yet you're divided by another country ...Thanks for the info.

Damn. This means I need an exorcism

Tolexander:
How does this analogy correlate with the issue on ground?

Bangladesh (form. Eastern Pakistan) broke away from Pakistan. Did Benin Republic break away from Nigeria?

No they didn't break away from Nigeria. Whether Bangladesh broke away or not, Bangladesh shares boundaries with Pakistan right? that's what I was inferring in this discourse... thanks

This Benin president needs a brain check. You want Benin to be the 37th Nigerian state? When most Nigerians want out of the unholy matrimony called Nigeria? This is similar to Bangladesh saying they want to merge with Pakistan ...This must be an expensive joke

Kriss216:
I was actually referring to 99thEnemy.


I believe she's fine.

Oh. Okay. Yh I hope she is

Kriss216:
Lol


But, on a serious note, don't you have Denique's phone number? You guys were writing mails some time ago and you didn't bother to ask for her number.

I pray she's fine.

Ion have her digits bruh. And nope we've never exchanged mails. I think you've mistaken me for j.awalis.

I sincerely hope she's fine. She's never gone AWOL like this before

99thEnemy:
Kriss216, I am beginning to suspect that this accuser (EzzyCarter) is the actual culprit disguising

#BringBackOurDenique

no sir. I'm innocent as ever bruh. Don't try to flip this on me abeg

jawalis:
I
I sincerely miss Denique. No lies, I would have reached her but all means are not going through.

I hope she's fine tho. It's quite unusual for her to be offline for this long

Kriss216:
I think we should ask jawalis. He's the prime suspect here.

True

99thEnemy:
Makes sense oh!,

Because she disappeared on 13th ...

You and kriss216 have till Friday to explain her whereabouts .
Otherwise I'm coming for you both and I mean it


cc Denique
Kriss216
99thEnemy

sinkhole:
translation: "as it affects human beings, so it affects animals"

Spot on

Animals go through pain and suffering too.
As the Yorubas say, " sènìyan, seranko" ( find the translation yourself)

The frog-eyed baron is scared of upsetting his slave masters in the corridors of power so they can support him in his lofty/impossible joke of an ambition to be president by 2023

johnkey:
fucck off dude

Whatever, dumbo

Freestainworld:
we need this law in Nigeria

Hell yeah we do. Imagine every Tunde, Musa and Uche moving around with a Smith and Wesson or a Walther , everyone will respect each other coz if you do any how, you'll get smoked

johnkey:
i gat no pity for any politicians and their families, this country is where it is simply because of politicians.

Nobody gives a fvck about ur pity ...Show some respect to the dead, last last, everybody go kpain...

johnkey:
fucck off dude your mama dumbo for house

If only your syphilis infested mother had done her duty, you would have turned out better than the disgraceful mediocre you are bruv and nah, my momma no dey house, she's busy cruising round town and if not for her y'all woulda starved to death. Ur dad is her chauffeur,
remember ?
Better get a life and stop the generational suffering, must you pass it on to ur kids?


Just a humble advice bruh
cc; johnkey

You're beautiful by James Blunt...

There was this girl I thought I was gonna marry so she took me home to her momma. She welcomed us and checked me out from head to toe. My girl went to their kitchen and her mom followed her, next thing I overheard her mum telling her; " se okunrin oloju fintin-fintin yen lo feh fe abi? Oo ri pe o ma like obinrin abi? O je ma fun are e ni wahala Iwo omo yi"
loosely translated: " you mean it's this guy who's got player looks you want to marry? Don't you see it's likely he's a womanizer? Better don't make wrong choice " ...

She returned with a cold smile and yeah, I was disappointed but I made sure I didn't give her a clue I overheard what she said to her daughter. It's not my fault I got good genes .


I remember this huge apartment I lived in years back, the ratio of guys that lived in the house was 22:3. The other guys were pastors. I initially ignored the girls till I settled in, they said maybe I was gay, when I started scoring goals, they said I was a player Long story short, I packed out after a year sha...

Having good looks has it's perks and cons, but then you sure will get a fair share of both. There's usually this impression / stereotype every cute guy is a womaniser /player when in reality it's a different case. Handsome guys don't get freaked by women, once they've crossed that point they've literally " had it all" . And yeah, you've gotta face the occasional hostility/distrust from some men who think you're out to steal their woman...

Xenry:
Being handsome is good though, but too much of it can easily distract you.

Wise words... Allowing your looks to get into your head might distract you from getting a grip on your life since you'd be busy feeling yourself 24/7 when you should be planning ur next move and getting ur goals. That's where discipline comes in...

Denique:
So I thought but they beginning to show me snippets of what is to come reason I want you onboard to make things ezzy.

I had a good laugh last night. The people on this platform are damn hilarious!

No wahala now. Ezzy to the rescue But sho le handle mi sha? If yes, sho le shey iyawo keji?


@bold inspite of the whole toxicity NL still remains a place to get a good laugh once in a while

jawalis:
Funny man. Why accumulate enemies na?
What have I done to deserve such treatment?
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true essence of loving. Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. But again; I’ll do whatever for de.nique

Which Denique ? My friend join the queue!

Kriss216:
Lol

Why ezzycarter? How about j.awalis, your jealous lover?

Leave am like dat

Denique:
I doubt you people will be able to live peacefully with each other, so imma bring ezzycarter on board. Two husbands cannot kill me 'cos I did not kill my mother.

I thought you said you could handle them both?

@bold got me laughing out loud. E le pah mi tori min pa iya mi