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Celebrities / Re: Singer Kimberly Michelle's "Butt Implant Deflates" While Twerking On Instagram by EzzyCarter: 11:30am On Feb 25, 2021
Someone get this a hoe a vulcanizer grin. 50 Naira will do the magic cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Australia Passes Law To Make Google And Facebook Pay For News by EzzyCarter: 11:24am On Feb 25, 2021
Good. High time these pricks called the big tech got reined in. They wield far too much influence...
Nairaland / General / Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by EzzyCarter: 11:57pm On Feb 24, 2021
How did the info reach you if her phone is locked? And how did you get to know her neighbors? lipsrsealed



Modifed: Its true...May Her soul rest in peace. This is really sad!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sends Birthday Messages To Anyim, Useni, Four Others, Snubs Wife by EzzyCarter: 9:09pm On Feb 20, 2021
dalass:
grin

He's wifeless cheesy

Someone that cant manage one woman despite being a Moslem who can marry many wives. Can he manage a nation? cheesy


One chilled carton of chilled Orijin for you grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by EzzyCarter: 6:43pm On Feb 20, 2021
gawu1:

It's not a joke.
The Benin request should be a worry to South East igbos. Soon Nigeria will be ready to discard the resourcesless and parasitic South East to Nnamdi Kanu to form his Lesotho-like land locked country. Thereafter, the plan is that Benin will take it place. Works have commenced since in drawing Memorandum of understanding secretly between Nigeria and Benin. The issue started even before Obasonjo government and around 2003, the Benin Republic attempted to recandle the request but the Bakase saga scared obj not to make any serious commitment. He only impressed on them to keep pushing. It is unfortunate that the foreign minister has came to the public with it now because he is igbo just to forewarn his fellow igbos senselessly thinking that Nigeria will at all course want to keep them within it sovereignty.
I only pity those poor igbos doing business in the other parts of Nigeria who after this plan materialized will have to become foreigners in Nigeria territory.


These are worrying times. This explains the recent romance between Nigeria and Benin
Politics / Re: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by EzzyCarter: 11:45am On Feb 20, 2021
tishbite41:
apt. U deserve Canadian visa with a first class ticket.

Man, I need that ticket and visa badly cheesy
Politics / Re: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by EzzyCarter: 11:44am On Feb 20, 2021
etrouble:


The Benin Republic President is very wise. He wants to UAE style to legalize smuggling from Benin to Nigeria. Both parties will set up a camouflage inter-ministerial committee, while the so call negotiation is going on, Nigeria's border with Benin will be opened and smuggling will now be renamed movement of goods within same country. The so called negotiation will go on forever and there will never be any merger of both countries. Benin Republic would have used the period of legalized smuggling to generate funds and develop its county.



Exactly! You're wise man
Crime / Re: Tanker Driver Shot Dead By Soldier At Army Checkpoint In Port Harcourt (Photos) by EzzyCarter: 11:05am On Feb 20, 2021
Damn. This country will give you PTSD for free. Anyone can do anything, anywhere and get away with it. Chronicles of a failed nation...

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Politics / Re: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by EzzyCarter: 11:01am On Feb 20, 2021
sorepco:
U should learn to read between the lines. This was hyperbolic speech. He meant a closer relationship so that the recent blockade of Nigerian borders do not occur again!




No ion think so. Read the first and second paragraph over
Politics / Re: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by EzzyCarter: 10:32am On Feb 20, 2021
Tolexander:
Bangladesh shares no boundary with Pakistan sir.

Bangladesh is far from Pakistan. Though the two countries were just a country, Pakistan pre 70s

India divides the two countries.



Right. I had no idea... I just confirmed it. Imagine being the same country yet you're divided by another country cheesy...Thanks for the info.

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Romance / Re: If You Have Slept With More Than One Man Or Woman Then You Need Deliverance. by EzzyCarter: 10:03am On Feb 20, 2021
Damn. This means I need an exorcism grin
Politics / Re: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by EzzyCarter: 10:00am On Feb 20, 2021
Tolexander:
How does this analogy correlate with the issue on ground?

Bangladesh (form. Eastern Pakistan) broke away from Pakistan. Did Benin Republic break away from Nigeria?


No they didn't break away from Nigeria. Whether Bangladesh broke away or not, Bangladesh shares boundaries with Pakistan right? that's what I was inferring in this discourse... thanks

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Politics / Re: Geofrey Onyeama: Benin Republic Ready To Be Nigeria’s ‘37th State’ by EzzyCarter: 8:04am On Feb 20, 2021
This Benin president needs a brain check. You want Benin to be the 37th Nigerian state? When most Nigerians want out of the unholy matrimony called Nigeria? This is similar to Bangladesh saying they want to merge with Pakistan ...This must be an expensive joke grin

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Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by EzzyCarter: 12:34pm On Feb 18, 2021
Kriss216:

I was actually referring to 99thEnemy.


I believe she's fine.


Oh. Okay. Yh I hope she is
Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by EzzyCarter: 12:16pm On Feb 18, 2021
Kriss216:

Lol


But, on a serious note, don't you have Denique's phone number? You guys were writing mails some time ago and you didn't bother to ask for her number.

I pray she's fine.


Ion have her digits bruh. And nope we've never exchanged mails. I think you've mistaken me for j.awalis.

I sincerely hope she's fine. She's never gone AWOL like this before
Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by EzzyCarter: 12:14pm On Feb 18, 2021
99thEnemy:


Kriss216, I am beginning to suspect that this accuser (EzzyCarter) is the actual culprit disguising angry angry angry

#BringBackOurDenique


no sir. I'm innocent as ever bruh. cheesy Don't try to flip this on me abeg angry
Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by EzzyCarter: 6:54am On Feb 18, 2021
jawalis:
I
I sincerely miss Denique. No lies, I would have reached her but all means are not going through.


I hope she's fine tho. It's quite unusual for her to be offline for this long
Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by EzzyCarter: 10:22pm On Feb 17, 2021
Kriss216:


I think we should ask jawalis. He's the prime suspect here.


True grin grin grin
Religion / Re: Police Officer In Uniform Preaching At A Market In Anambra (Video) by EzzyCarter: 7:32pm On Feb 17, 2021
99thEnemy:


Makes sense oh!,

Because she disappeared on 13th ...




You and kriss216 have till Friday to explain her whereabouts angry.
Otherwise I'm coming for you both and I mean itcheesy


cc Denique
Kriss216
99thEnemy
Education / Re: 7 Times Animals Asked Humans For Help . by EzzyCarter: 9:03pm On Feb 16, 2021
sinkhole:
translation: "as it affects human beings, so it affects animals" cool


Spot on cheesy
Education / Re: 7 Times Animals Asked Humans For Help . by EzzyCarter: 4:40pm On Feb 16, 2021
Animals go through pain and suffering too.
As the Yorubas say, " sènìyan, seranko" ( find the translation yourself) grin

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Politics / Re: Timi Frank To Tinubu: Your Silence Over Attacks Against Yorubas Worrisome by EzzyCarter: 2:06pm On Feb 15, 2021
The frog-eyed baron is scared of upsetting his slave masters in the corridors of power so they can support him in his lofty/impossible joke of an ambition to be president by 2023 grin

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Politics / Re: Jasmine Chidimma, Benjamin Uwajumogu's Daughter Is Dead by EzzyCarter: 12:13pm On Feb 14, 2021
johnkey:
fucck off dude


Whatever, dumbo cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Brazil Authorises Citizens To Carry Two Guns In Public by EzzyCarter: 12:03pm On Feb 14, 2021
Freestainworld:
we need this law in Nigeria

Hell yeah we do. Imagine every Tunde, Musa and Uche moving around with a Smith and Wesson or a Walther , everyone will respect each other coz if you do any how, you'll get smoked cheesy
Politics / Re: Jasmine Chidimma, Benjamin Uwajumogu's Daughter Is Dead by EzzyCarter: 11:58am On Feb 14, 2021
johnkey:
i gat no pity for any politicians and their families, this country is where it is simply because of politicians.

Nobody gives a fvck about ur pity ...Show some respect to the dead, last last, everybody go kpain...

johnkey:
fucck off dude your mama dumbo for house


If only your syphilis infested mother had done her duty, you would have turned out better than the disgraceful mediocre you are bruv and nah, my momma no dey house, she's busy cruising round town and if not for her y'all woulda starved to death. Ur dad is her chauffeur,
remember ?
Better get a life and stop the generational suffering, must you pass it on to ur kids? grin


Just a humble advice bruh
cc; johnkey

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Romance / Re: Which Love Song Made You Fall In Love Or Think About Your Woman by EzzyCarter: 11:56am On Feb 14, 2021
You're beautiful by James Blunt...

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Romance / Re: Guy What Trouble Has Your Handsomeness Gotten You Into? by EzzyCarter: 10:06am On Feb 14, 2021
There was this girl I thought I was gonna marry so she took me home to her momma. She welcomed us and checked me out from head to toe. My girl went to their kitchen and her mom followed her, next thing I overheard her mum telling her; " se okunrin oloju fintin-fintin yen lo feh fe abi? Oo ri pe o ma like obinrin abi? O je ma fun are e ni wahala Iwo omo yi" grin
loosely translated: " you mean it's this guy who's got player looks you want to marry? Don't you see it's likely he's a womanizer? Better don't make wrong choice " ...

She returned with a cold smile and yeah, I was disappointed but I made sure I didn't give her a clue I overheard what she said to her daughter. It's not my fault I got good genes cheesy.


I remember this huge apartment I lived in years back, the ratio of guys that lived in the house was 22:3. The other guys were pastors. I initially ignored the girls till I settled in, they said maybe I was gay, when I started scoring goals, they said I was a player grin Long story short, I packed out after a year sha...

Having good looks has it's perks and cons, but then you sure will get a fair share of both. There's usually this impression / stereotype every cute guy is a womaniser /player when in reality it's a different case. Handsome guys don't get freaked by women, once they've crossed that point they've literally " had it all" . And yeah, you've gotta face the occasional hostility/distrust from some men who think you're out to steal their woman...



Xenry:

Being handsome is good though, but too much of it can easily distract you.

Wise words... Allowing your looks to get into your head might distract you from getting a grip on your life since you'd be busy feeling yourself 24/7 grin when you should be planning ur next move and getting ur goals. That's where discipline comes in...

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Romance / Re: My Little Sister's Wedding Pictures by EzzyCarter: 9:55am On Feb 04, 2021
Denique:


So I thought but they beginning to show me snippets of what is to come reason I want you onboard to make things ezzy.

I had a good laugh last night. The people on this platform are damn hilarious! grin


No wahala now. Ezzy to the rescue tongue But sho le handle mi sha? If yes, sho le shey iyawo keji? cheesy


@bold inspite of the whole toxicity NL still remains a place to get a good laugh once in a while cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Little Sister's Wedding Pictures by EzzyCarter: 2:57am On Feb 04, 2021
jawalis:

Funny man. Why accumulate enemies na?
What have I done to deserve such treatment?
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true essence of loving. Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies. But again; I’ll do whatever for de.nique



Which Denique ? My friend join the queue! cheesy tongue
Romance / Re: My Little Sister's Wedding Pictures by EzzyCarter: 2:56am On Feb 04, 2021
Kriss216:
Lol

Why ezzycarter? How about j.awalis, your jealous lover?


Leave am like dat cheesy tongue

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Romance / Re: My Little Sister's Wedding Pictures by EzzyCarter: 2:54am On Feb 04, 2021
Denique:

I doubt you people will be able to live peacefully with each other, so imma bring ezzycarter on board. Two husbands cannot kill me 'cos I did not kill my mother.



I thought you said you could handle them both? undecided

@bold got me laughing out loud. E le pah mi tori min pa iya mi grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: ''how Was Your Night Is A Rude Question To Ask A Lady''- Nigerian Lawyer, Says by EzzyCarter: 8:40pm On Feb 02, 2021

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