soulstalker:
every other child is billed 150k, but mine is 500k. I think they are trying to pass a message

As the saying goes, "to whom much is given, much is expected " since you're the one managing ur late dad's property they've obviously got the impression you're more financially buoyant than you actually are. That's what explains the high expectation they've got for you. It's now left to you to make them see the actual picture of how things are with you presently...

Long walk to freedom by Nelson Mandela comes to mind, only this literally agrees with the title


Marrying the right woman is bliss.
Marrying the wrong woman is hell on earth. In fact, not marrying at all is better than marrying the wrong woman. If that guy should tell his story, it will definitely be an international bestseller

Charleys:
A prostitute once told me that if you are not fair customers won't see you at night.

I believe her.
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So light skinned ppl have a fluorescent lamp that comes on at night huh? . That's a ridiculous claim. Unless of course one is suffering from night blindness

Hmnnn... Law of gravity at work?

Where is pastor righteousness39 when you need him?

Hmnnn. Even this post got me feeling nostalgic.. *plays "Stressed out" by 21 Pilots

Nonexistent:
I don't do under 20 but maybe you do. Refute my claim or keep calm.

And who said I was talking bout teenage chicks ? . Who am I to refute ur claim bruh? In fact I agree with you

When you were man-handling her boobs and screwing each other's brains out, she wasn't your grandma, it's now you guys have issues you think she's one. Lol you're a bitch nigger bruh

Nonexistent:
No girl today with standing natural boobs though, let anyone refute my claim and get 50k right now.

Your claim is as valid as an expired passport bruh . You live in a cave? What happened to the perky tits all around you?

President MegaByte's government will be remembered for generations to come. In fact, he'll be fondly remembered in history as an epitome of cluelessness and a real depiction of what a country gets when it elects a brain-dead, dementia ridden man into office. A man whose precedence speaks for him, his past stint as a military ruler should have given Nigerians a clue of what would happen if given another chance but nah, Nigerian decided to learn the hard way.

Anyways the goal now is to survive beyond 2023, its obvious with this set of leaders in power, Nigeria is on a downward spiral and it's only a matter of time before it plunges into something worse. I'm no prophet but the writing on the wall has never been clearer, unless of course you're living in denial...

dukeprince50:
the rate at which senseless people create thread on NL is becoming an endemic

It's alarming bruh

Done lotsa crazy stuff lol. Ion even know which to pick

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Only time will tell how many people will be left in the north by 2023 when the brain-dead President MegaByte will leave office

BabbanBura:


Another fake news abi?

Definitely . Bubu is working

I'll never condone my wife disrespecting my mum, neither will I allow my mum to disrespect my wife. Mutual respect is key. Case closed

Things I've seen...


Who the fvck gets a hard-on over an 8 year old? Damn. Its a sick world afterall smh.

Imagine that typa confidence, terrorists having prayers in the open


One thing I know is the dividends and benefits of this government will surely reach all those who voted the dumbest and the most disgraceful president the whole modern world has ever seen . It's gradually getting to you all you'll see in the mean time the North should enjoy the monsters they made

Original designers selling their products at expensive prices aren't wicked neither are the fake/immitation designers stupid for selling their products cheap. In the end, you'll get what you deserve after constant use

Kraytur:
Beta hurry give details before they bomb the bank

Lol. Not a fan of huge melons so I'll pass anyways. Perky is more of my spec

Pineapplelove:

I was reading a link on face book about starving people in niger, receiving bibles, I would love to know what makes a person think that by giving a person a bible how is that going to help the starving, A christina clarkson raised funds in the states to bring bibles to niger, She said the people cried when i opened the back of the truck thats how moved they were by the holy spirit, I think it was more tears of frustration, Maybe i'm wrong, but why on earth couldn't she have used the money raised to buy cows and chickens and goats or even bring them food, This is probably in the wrong section,

You don't have any right to question how people choose to spend their money. I'm sure she has her reasons for opting to buy Bibles instead of food. And you sound like a rich lady yourself God can use you to help supply food to them. Rise up and do something

The guy up there even quoted Proverbs 31

Lol. The only whistle blowers I know are referees and night watchmen . Any other person is just a snitch who's envious or bitter he didn't get his share of the loot

Denique:


Are grooms invited to their weddings now?!

Congratulations to them ...

Denique:
Wow! Congrats to the couple. God bless their home

Amen. Still patiently awaiting that wedding invite aunty. Biko do fast

Kòtò ayé and Eran Iya Oshogbo












Well, it's a close call for me but its between; Poltergeist , the Exorcist , Conjuring franchise, and The Shining

unatryooh:


Why the wife? Why not either of them?

Yeah, I actually meant to say he should do it or get his wife to. Either is fine definitely.

Moderation is key in everything. And as they say ; "too much of everything is bad "(excluding money )....There's no crime in allowing ur kid to watch education cartoons since it has its benefits but you should know its purpose is defeated if there's no deliberate restriction to his TV time. Things like that are highly addictive for kids if not closely controlled.

Solution? It's obvious your kid has watched so much toons he doesn't have much interest in other stuff and you can't afford to let that continue. These are his critical, formative years and what you expose his mind to will determine how intelligent he'll grow up to be.
I'll suggest you gradually and deliberately reduce his TV time while introducing him to other fun activities that will stimulate his imagination and creativity. Get him toys, kid puzzles and blocks, let you or your wife read him bedtime stories, get him an educational tablet, anything. Just create alternative ways for him to have fun and learn at the same time. With time, he"ll definitely adjust.
I wish you all the best!

NiklauseFred:


I think 'hello hello!! Can you hear me? I can't you oo" works

Yeah, but some ppl can sense when you're faking it lol. Safest is the breezy way

NiklauseFred:



Team breeze

For life

In normal cases, I casually say, "alright , (slight pause), have a great day/night/weekend/week "(whichever applies) ...

but if it's an extreme case I just blow air vigorously into my phone's mouthpiece for some seconds( will sound like the network's having issues at the caller's end) then I hit the red button, never fails me

Neddstark:
I will never spend a dime to watch any of Kunle Afolayan's productions.
He does not value the art of acting. He believes anyone can do it. That is why he uses popular people in his movies to make his work sell rather than to promote quality. Simi, Chidinma, Angelique Kidjo and Teni. A real director who values the professionalism of good actors will not use compromise the use of good actors for main roles.
Please if you are not a film fanatic or a movie lover, dont quote me negatively.

100 shots of Hennessey for you man

Intelligence, that tops the list for me.

Sexy, good looks, not necessarily Playboy Model type but waking up to ur face every morning must be something I'd look forward to .

Good sense of humor. A lady with dry humor can't cope with me .

Freak between the sheets
Spontaneity and must be full of surprises (routine gets boring over time)

Compassion, caring nature and a sweet heart.
Culinary skills (not necessarily a chef but she must be able to spoil my taste buds )





And yeah I found one and I put a ring on it . So I'm officially off the market