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Nairaland / General / Re: Young Lady Removes Her Shoes Before Getting Into An Elevator by EzzyCarter: 4:23pm On Apr 23, 2021 |
She's only showing her perfect home training and good manners |
Crime / Re: Black Woman Faces UK Jail After Keeping £90,000 Accidentally Refunded To Her by EzzyCarter: 1:35am On Apr 23, 2021 |
Politics / Re: Amachree: DSS Informed FG Of Pantami’s Extremist Views Before His Appointment by EzzyCarter: 7:52am On Apr 22, 2021 |
"Religious variable" lool. Well, you shouldn't expect an extremist government to follow the DSS's recommendation. Which father would deny his own son such opportunity? Pantami is just a typical example of the failed Nigerian system where religious affiliations supersede values, integrity and intellect... 204 Likes 14 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Driverless Car Crashes Into Tree & Bursts Into Flames In Texas, Killing 2 by EzzyCarter: 7:15am On Apr 19, 2021 |
As much as this self-driving tech is a wonderful innovation from Tesla, I definitely won't take any chance making use of it on Nigerian Terrain. trust me, these horrible roads and reckless drivers defy human intelligence so trusting an AI driven car with your life would definitely be suicidal . You've only got one life 157 Likes 8 Shares |
Romance / Re: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by EzzyCarter: 12:17am On Apr 14, 2021 |
PrimadonnaO: Jeez . I guess he left you with no choice or maybe he did; look away or drop the bombshell... you picked the former 7 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by EzzyCarter: 11:56pm On Apr 13, 2021 |
PrimadonnaO: Damn not a surprise he didn't talk to you after you sent him the text. It was probably too much for him ...Things like that shouldn't be explicitly said rather, subtlety is key. U could use cues he would pick on (if he's smart enough) for instance, passing him a mint bar or gum when next you two are together, trust me , unless he's a dumbo, he would def grab . I've been in similar shoes, this case tho, twas with this chick whose box smelled really awful. I was confused as to the best way to tell her about it, in the end I decided to go subtle. So that particular day, we were at it and after touching her and stuff, I stylishly brought my fingers still with her juices near her nose so she could know what I was enduring .The rest is history sha 114 Likes 5 Shares |
Travel / Re: Warri Wonder: Waste Disposal Vehicle Spotted In Warri Today by EzzyCarter: 8:07pm On Apr 04, 2021 |
This is probably the 8th wonder of the New World ... What da heck? MODIFIED:+ I just identified the model. it's a 2021 Toks Toyota Hilux, Full options 59 Likes 1 Share
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Romance / Re: How Boring Are You? by EzzyCarter: 10:43am On Apr 04, 2021 |
Humor isn't something you "switch on" rather, its something you ease into. If you try to force it, people will see through it and you might end up creating an awkward situation... While some people are naturally gifted with top-notch wit and humor, hope isnt lost for those who aren't, the key is to be comfortable among other people, once there is no pressure, trust me you'll find the right thing to say... 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: What Was Your Worst Sapaa Moment In The University? by EzzyCarter: 8:13pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
You know problems you bring to yourself are meant to be enjoyed without complaints ... It happened that I spent the money that was meant for an important project on something else with the hope I'd make more money just in time to work on the project. Turned out I miscalculated... I was eating garri and palm oil with ground pepper and salt in peace for 2 weeks straight while I pulled strings to get the money so I wouldn't get screwed. You ever had money in ur account but you couldn't even touch it coz ur life depended on it? In the end, God came through sha, I ended up with over triple the money I needed for the project. But that period is definitely one I can never forget in my life. Worst part was I'd be walking down the street and niggers would still hail and ask you to drop "something", I'd just smile and go my way ... Everything is not always what it looks like on the outside, people are going through a lot on their own... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: The Battle Of Slogans: David's E Choke Vs. Wizkid's E Don Spoil, Who Won? by EzzyCarter: 4:55pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
Obviously "E choke" . Wetin spoil? Ur life? |
Politics / Re: Buhari: Lack Of Employment Major Contributor To Insecurity by EzzyCarter: 8:54pm On Mar 25, 2021 |
Typical of the Aso Rock kingpin and his disciples. All they do is blame the previous administrations for their failures just to shift the attention of the world away from the open spectacle of their gross incompetence and mediocrity. Failures that span every aspect of government you can think of... Buhari and disciples are blazing a negative trail and they'll definitely be remembered in history; as the greatest examples of failed expectations and hopeless leadership the world has ever beheld. I said what I said... triple996: Classic example of a dumbo with a smart phone 20 Likes |
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by EzzyCarter: 7:24pm On Mar 25, 2021 |
Wait, lemme check... Modified: The devil is a liar 91 Likes 2 Shares
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Entertainment / Re: Is This Lady a jornalist or she come sell market for super Eagles players by EzzyCarter: 5:48pm On Mar 25, 2021 |
Romanoff: Interesting, so a suit and skirt would be "more professional" yeah? Aunty rest jor |
Politics / Re: "I’m Sorry", Dapo Abiodun Begs Pensioners Who Haven’t Been Paid Since 2011 by EzzyCarter: 8:42am On Mar 25, 2021 |
Indeed. Your apology will put food on the pensioners' tables and solve their various problems... Nigeria's really blessed with the most heartless and cruel leaders known to mankind... 8 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke And Toke Shows Off Their Hermes Bag That Is More Popular Than People by EzzyCarter: 6:04am On Mar 22, 2021 |
MufasaLion: That's actually an insult to intelligent fishes out there. These ones are more of "ant brains" 6 Likes
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Nairaland / General / Re: Breaking: U.S. President Biden Slips, Falls Three Times On Air Force One by EzzyCarter: 7:33pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Crowd Mob A Buhari Look Alike Today Seen Driving A Bus In Lagos by EzzyCarter: 7:26pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
This one isn't lifeless na 9 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Temmie Ovwasa: Nigerian Men Don’t Deserve Free Sex, Aways Charge Them by EzzyCarter: 2:40pm On Mar 19, 2021 |
Onyi22: Lool quite ironic this is coming from a broke, frustrated and jobless specimen. Your profile picture says it all ...You still dey trek but you get mind abuse person wey get bicycle 103 Likes 1 Share |
Fashion / Re: How Often Do You Visit Barber's Shop For Haircut? by EzzyCarter: 2:00pm On Mar 17, 2021 |
Right now I have my haircut fortnightly. Usually tho, it depends on the kinda hairstyle I've got. Back when I kept a 'fro twas once in three weeks i had it trimmed at the barbers. When I decided to go bald , I used to have my haircut every week. When I had long curls twas once in a month. Btw OP, I think that 'fro of yours would make good dreadlocks |
Romance / Re: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by EzzyCarter: 12:41am On Mar 17, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Bandits Storm Kaduna Primary School, Kidnap Many Pupils, Teachers by EzzyCarter: 1:12pm On Mar 15, 2021 |
Nigeria is a perfect example of what happens when you have stupid, brainless and hopeless people in power. Case closed 1 Like |
Crime / Re: 97-Year-Old Yobe Rape Victim: I Haven’t Had Sex For 40 Years by EzzyCarter: 7:07pm On Mar 09, 2021 |
What tha feckk? 33 Likes 1 Share
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Religion / Re: Hijab Controversy: Hoodlums Attempt To Set School On Fire by EzzyCarter: 7:01pm On Mar 09, 2021 |
Perfectsouth: Makes a lot of sense right? This is what you get when you have stupid people in high places. Quite appalling. I'm still yet to understand how that policy will increase the standard of education in that state but then, this is Nigeria. We focus on the trivial issues while ignoring the salient ones... 1 Like |
Science/Technology / Re: World's Oldest Known Wild Bird Gives Birth To Another Chick At Age Of 70 by EzzyCarter: 9:58am On Mar 06, 2021 |
Her name should be changed to "Sarah the albatross: coz apparently, she has evaded menopause |
Celebrities / Re: Dokta Frabz Reportedly Gunned Down by EzzyCarter: 5:52am On Feb 28, 2021 |
This is really sad and quite painful to hear. It's indeed a harsh reminder we are all passengers in this life's journey. Nothing is promised, nothing is assured. All we can do is live a good life. RIP Frabz, you left your mark... Khayceeofficial: "Perks?" Or you mean it's got it's own "cons"? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Jangebe, Zamfara School Abduction: ‘Close To 550 Girls Are Missing’ by EzzyCarter: 12:53pm On Feb 26, 2021 |
It's all some scripted shii. We all know the movie producers and directors By the way, Buhari and Sheikh Gumi both deserve a Nobel Laurel peace prize once the former leaves office in 2023. They've both worked for it and they deserve it. Maybe manna and his ever gallant BMC soldiers would get an MFR induction as well, it's not an easy task being so patriotic and truthful over the years 39 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Zimbabwean Woman Caught Sleeping With A 13-Year-Old Boy In His Parents' House by EzzyCarter: 4:19am On Feb 26, 2021 |
The future is indeed female. Main reason she employed the "catch them young" method. I'm sure her fellow women at arms would applaud her and see no wrong in what she did, afterall she's only preparing the young man for the future ... 94 Likes 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: I Was Robbed Last Night by EzzyCarter: 4:16am On Feb 26, 2021 |
Man, is this a joke or sumn? 2 Likes |
Education / Re: The Vice-Chancellor’s Lodge, University Of Ife (Now OAU) In 1968 (Photos) by EzzyCarter: 4:04am On Feb 26, 2021 |
greymiles: Oga, this tribalism or constant "victim mentality" will not take you anywhere man. Give us facts why you think Unizik is better than OAU nd not any of these emotional m-j you wanna employ 174 Likes 5 Shares |
Autos / Re: Numerous Ways Fuel Attendants In Nigeria Cheat On Motorist by EzzyCarter: 1:42pm On Feb 25, 2021 |
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