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She's only showing her perfect home training and good manners

Ilekokonit:
Most black women have a demon living inside them.

Says a Caucasian man with blue eyes

"Religious variable" lool. Well, you shouldn't expect an extremist government to follow the DSS's recommendation. Which father would deny his own son such opportunity? Pantami is just a typical example of the failed Nigerian system where religious affiliations supersede values, integrity and intellect...

As much as this self-driving tech is a wonderful innovation from Tesla, I definitely won't take any chance making use of it on Nigerian Terrain. trust me, these horrible roads and reckless drivers defy human intelligence so trusting an AI driven car with your life would definitely be suicidal . You've only got one life

PrimadonnaO:
I tried every subtle method I could think of honestly.

I was always giving him gum and vicks... without myself having any.

I'd stylishly ask him if he talks to anyone when he's at work.

I concocted conversations that broached the topic of people with smelly breath.

He never got the gist.

Jeez . I guess he left you with no choice or maybe he did; look away or drop the bombshell... you picked the former

PrimadonnaO:
, the breath was nasty like that everyday.

One day we went to Rhapsody. And when I got home, I texted him that he had a smelly breath and should consider going to the hospital.

Oga never talked to me till this day. This was in 2018!

Damn not a surprise he didn't talk to you after you sent him the text. It was probably too much for him ...Things like that shouldn't be explicitly said rather, subtlety is key. U could use cues he would pick on (if he's smart enough) for instance, passing him a mint bar or gum when next you two are together, trust me , unless he's a dumbo, he would def grab .

I've been in similar shoes, this case tho, twas with this chick whose box smelled really awful. I was confused as to the best way to tell her about it, in the end I decided to go subtle. So that particular day, we were at it and after touching her and stuff, I stylishly brought my fingers still with her juices near her nose so she could know what I was enduring .The rest is history sha

This is probably the 8th wonder of the New World ... What da heck?




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I just identified the model. it's a 2021 Toks Toyota Hilux, Full options

Humor isn't something you "switch on" rather, its something you ease into. If you try to force it, people will see through it and you might end up creating an awkward situation...

While some people are naturally gifted with top-notch wit and humor, hope isnt lost for those who aren't, the key is to be comfortable among other people, once there is no pressure, trust me you'll find the right thing to say...

You know problems you bring to yourself are meant to be enjoyed without complaints ... It happened that I spent the money that was meant for an important project on something else with the hope I'd make more money just in time to work on the project. Turned out I miscalculated... I was eating garri and palm oil with ground pepper and salt in peace for 2 weeks straight while I pulled strings to get the money so I wouldn't get screwed. You ever had money in ur account but you couldn't even touch it coz ur life depended on it?

In the end, God came through sha, I ended up with over triple the money I needed for the project. But that period is definitely one I can never forget in my life. Worst part was I'd be walking down the street and niggers would still hail and ask you to drop "something", I'd just smile and go my way ... Everything is not always what it looks like on the outside, people are going through a lot on their own...

Obviously "E choke" . Wetin spoil? Ur life?

Typical of the Aso Rock kingpin and his disciples. All they do is blame the previous administrations for their failures just to shift the attention of the world away from the open spectacle of their gross incompetence and mediocrity. Failures that span every aspect of government you can think of...

Buhari and disciples are blazing a negative trail and they'll definitely be remembered in history; as the greatest examples of failed expectations and hopeless leadership the world has ever beheld. I said what I said...

triple996:
yamuri people no go gree

Classic example of a dumbo with a smart phone

Wait, lemme check...



Modified: The devil is a liar

Romanoff:
I understand that but she does not look professional.

Interesting, so a suit and skirt would be "more professional" yeah? Aunty rest jor

Indeed. Your apology will put food on the pensioners' tables and solve their various problems... Nigeria's really blessed with the most heartless and cruel leaders known to mankind...

MufasaLion:
Two fish brains

That's actually an insult to intelligent fishes out there. These ones are more of "ant brains"

;

This one isn't lifeless na

Onyi22:
Watch and see how the bittered, broke frustrated guys on this forum will start bashing this innocent lady for saying her mind..
If I may ask, why should a lady in her normal sense date a poor broke guy talk more of having free sex with him.
Dump him, I repeat dump his useless ass if he's not boyant enough

Lool quite ironic this is coming from a broke, frustrated and jobless specimen.

Your profile picture says it all ...You still dey trek but you get mind abuse person wey get bicycle

Right now I have my haircut fortnightly. Usually tho, it depends on the kinda hairstyle I've got. Back when I kept a 'fro twas once in three weeks i had it trimmed at the barbers. When I decided to go bald , I used to have my haircut every week. When I had long curls twas once in a month.

Btw OP, I think that 'fro of yours would make good dreadlocks

Nigeria is a perfect example of what happens when you have stupid, brainless and hopeless people in power. Case closed

What tha feckk?

Perfectsouth:
I still don't get what the agitation is about. Hijab in a Christian school

Makes a lot of sense right?

This is what you get when you have stupid people in high places. Quite appalling. I'm still yet to understand how that policy will increase the standard of education in that state but then, this is Nigeria. We focus on the trivial issues while ignoring the salient ones...

Her name should be changed to "Sarah the albatross: coz apparently, she has evaded menopause

This is really sad and quite painful to hear. It's indeed a harsh reminder we are all passengers in this life's journey. Nothing is promised, nothing is assured. All we can do is live a good life. RIP Frabz, you left your mark...

Khayceeofficial:
Being a Nigerian even has its own perks abroad

"Perks?" Or you mean it's got it's own "cons"?

It's all some scripted shii. We all know the movie producers and directors

By the way, Buhari and Sheikh Gumi both deserve a Nobel Laurel peace prize once the former leaves office in 2023. They've both worked for it and they deserve it. Maybe manna and his ever gallant BMC soldiers would get an MFR induction as well, it's not an easy task being so patriotic and truthful over the years

The future is indeed female. Main reason she employed the "catch them young" method. I'm sure her fellow women at arms would applaud her and see no wrong in what she did, afterall she's only preparing the young man for the future ...

Man, is this a joke or sumn?

greymiles:
Afonjatic school
If not for politics and bad belle, Unizik is way ahead of OAU but anything Igbo is always detested in this country

Oga, this tribalism or constant "victim mentality" will not take you anywhere man. Give us facts why you think Unizik is better than OAU nd not any of these emotional m-j you wanna employ