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Celebrities / Re: Wahala! Reekado Banks Removed His Song Featuring Wizkid From His Album Tracklist by EzzyCarter: 9:26am On Nov 27, 2020
Kestolove:
Dix one still dey sing?


No o, he's your gateman now grin

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Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by EzzyCarter: 8:44am On Nov 27, 2020
Denique:
Hahahaha...why do I see me in you?

I looove the fact that I am petite.
Nothing beats peeps telling my age by 5-8 years less.

I just want a liru bum-bum to accentuate my look grin

That last part tho cheesy . Adenike of life! cool

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Crime / Re: DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: Man Naked His Girlfriend And Beat Her Mercilessly (video) by EzzyCarter: 7:06am On Nov 27, 2020
Badonasty:
lol...when dem dey Bleep dem no call us, so make dem no call us when dem dey fight


Exactly cheesy....As if they'd tell us about the intense makeup sex that's coming after grin grin grin
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Economy Is Improving Despite Recession – Lai Mohammed by EzzyCarter: 11:09pm On Nov 26, 2020
This is just like saying a patient's health is improving despite the fact that he's on a life support machine. Makes a lot of sense grin
Celebrities / Re: Reno Omokri: 'Agbani Darego Did Not Bleach. Yet, She Is Married, Has A Child' by EzzyCarter: 5:45pm On Nov 26, 2020
Beckysexy:
Oga go and sit down somewhere with your bleached beards. undecided
It is their choice and their body so that's nobody's damn business!!!


Oh. Did he hit a nerve? cheesy. And by the way those beards are natural grin

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Family / Re: The First Time I Witnessed Death As A Kid. by EzzyCarter: 5:28pm On Nov 26, 2020
Life
Celebrities / Re: Bank W And Adesua Etomi Celebrate 3rd Wedding Anniversary by EzzyCarter: 10:19am On Nov 26, 2020
Righteousness89:
Knowing and Following JESUS Christ is the Greatest and Sweetest Decision since I was Created..

Congrats Banky and Adesua!!

I and Banky got Married on the same day and same year!
Like play like play! It's 3years already..
We Praise GOD!
Today 26th is also my Birthday !

GOD has been really Faithful
To GOD Be the Glory!




Happy birthday. More Grace and more blessings sire. Keep winning souls for Christ!

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Osifo: I Tried Surgery To Remove My Tribal Marks (Photo) by EzzyCarter: 8:10am On Nov 26, 2020
NiklauseFred:
Dem don use cement and paint cover everything oo shocked

Na babes like this dey make house Paint dey expensive for market grin. Dem don plaster everything for face cheesy

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Education / Re: My "Couple's Life" Experience In Higher Institution by EzzyCarter: 10:42pm On Nov 25, 2020
Munzy14:

Culprit spotted.


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Sports / Re: Diego Maradona Dead by EzzyCarter: 9:38pm On Nov 25, 2020
Successfulben:
who told you legends only switch plane? How many legends are you still remembering today? Or are you high on garri?


Lol. I was speaking figuratively bro. Not like literally cheesy
Sports / Re: Diego Maradona Dead by EzzyCarter: 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2020
Legends don't die, they only switch planes... The nimble footed magician will surely be remembered for generations to come, especially that famous "Hand of god" goal. RIP Maradona!

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Health / Re: A Boy Who Eats Grass And Loves To Play In The Jungle - Pix by EzzyCarter: 10:32pm On Nov 24, 2020
Hmnnn. Things I've seen...





Cameleon72:
Someone should help me with a Baboon pic...

Even a baboon has more IQ than you do. Not surprising for a chameleon tho grin

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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet Ellie, The 21 Years Old Who Eat Grass And Can't Speak (photos) by EzzyCarter: 10:28pm On Nov 24, 2020
Things I've seen... shocked
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Apologizes To His Lesbian Daughter, Princess Dewy Oputa by EzzyCarter: 9:57am On Nov 24, 2020
Highly sensitive topic. I'll wait for the council of NL elders to come have their say. grin

P.S: I'm as straight as a ruler. My wife can confirm that cheesy





Uprightness100:
[i]There is a Difference between maltreatment and correction!
When one is sick! You don't Maltreat the person , you give the person medicine to get healing



Shall we rise up as we welcome our president? cheesy

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala’s Rival, Yoo Myung-Hee To Withdraw From WTO DG Race by EzzyCarter: 9:53am On Nov 24, 2020
JohnBullMySon:
[s]Righteousness89 oya come and tell us how the antichrist is moving[/s].

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Romance / Re: Hotel Room 40 Feet Below The Ocean. by EzzyCarter: 8:32am On Nov 24, 2020
Nice perfect place for some steamy and passionate lovemaking with wifie till you see sharks passing by and grinning at you. If you've seen "Jaws" or "Shark attack" movies, you'll relate cheesy Just imagine the glass cracks. Who you gon call to save you?
This isn't the time of Jonah abeg cheesy . So I'd rather spend that money on a family vacation to Bahamas.

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Crime / Re: Jilted Woman Sets Ex-lover’s Girlfriend, House Ablaze (pic) by EzzyCarter: 8:51pm On Nov 23, 2020
"Set my soul on fire baby" . Look where it has ended sad

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Crime / Re: Restaurant Owner Arrested For Cooking With Mortuary Water In Akwa Ibom by EzzyCarter: 10:05pm On Nov 21, 2020
Charleys:


What if Mr Biggs, KFC, Tantalizers and bigtreat are all washing from a very big puna to sell to us?

You don't know how deep the cookie is, besides those names look like puna names to me. Wetin be tantalizing?


Lol. Puna name nikan ko grin


@Bold, what are the odds? Why would they need that? To boost sales or get more popular? Well most of em are international brands so they are pretty solid in the market so the possibility of that happening is quite low cheesy

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Crime / Re: Restaurant Owner Arrested For Cooking With Mortuary Water In Akwa Ibom by EzzyCarter: 9:58pm On Nov 21, 2020
Charleys:
How does mortuary water make food to be sweet?

I need to try this.

You won't be able to explain bruv. All I know is you'll keep thinking of that food day and night, it will always be in your thoughts. In fact, it will be the most delicious food in the world to you till "the package" expires grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Restaurant Owner Arrested For Cooking With Mortuary Water In Akwa Ibom by EzzyCarter: 9:49pm On Nov 21, 2020
It's a common practice amongst these local restaurants especially the big/popular ones. I've lost count of similar cases I've heard of. It's why KFC, Mr Biggs, Tantalizer, Big Treat and the likes are the best option if you cant make ur own meals. If you can't afford it buy gala and coke or a snack cheesy. It's quite better than buying Iya Bisi's food laced with spiritual spices grin
Politics / Re: Bandits May Kidnap Buhari Soon! by EzzyCarter: 7:19pm On Nov 21, 2020
How can a son kidnap his father? What are the odds? grin
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Non-Academic Staff Celebrate Exit Of Bursar by EzzyCarter: 7:15pm On Nov 21, 2020
Same way Nigerians will jubilate when our darling daddy leaves office in 2023 grin grin.

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Celebrities / Re: Leaked Video: 9ice Begs His Wife Over Cheating Scandal by EzzyCarter: 5:09pm On Nov 21, 2020
You didn't need our help when you were dicking a hoe outside ur marriage. It's now you that you're busted you need our help lmao. A man who cheats on his wife should be willing to handle the consequences on his own cheesy

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Romance / Re: Conversation Between A Persistence Boyfriend And His Girlfriend. by EzzyCarter: 8:51pm On Nov 20, 2020
Denique:


Didn't know I could invite myself to my own wedding?! Thanks!


Lol. You know what I meant by "us" lol grin . Nd yeah, you can invite yourself as the bride grin grin grin I'm sure you wont be the first cheesy
Romance / Re: Conversation Between A Persistence Boyfriend And His Girlfriend. by EzzyCarter: 8:39pm On Nov 20, 2020
Denique:

Strikeback, EzzyCarter, Kriss216, 99thenemy, good evening to y'all kiss

It is the bolded for my dear Kriss cheesy


Sha invite us for wedding. All the drinks to be used for the reception ceremony on me ! grin
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Two Children In Niger State, Claims It Was An 'Act Of God' by EzzyCarter: 1:56pm On Nov 20, 2020
What da heck? I'm sure the man is pretty fvcked up in the head sad . It's why I'm always watching my back these days, lotsa crazy people in sane men's clothing...

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Romance / Re: "Dont Spoil My Make Up Oo"–Bride Tells Groom On Wedding Day (video) by EzzyCarter: 1:48pm On Nov 20, 2020
Exodora:

A graduate of Imo State University I guess.


This table you're shaking ehn grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Actress Moyo Lawal Puts Bum On Display In Military Camouflage (photos) by EzzyCarter: 11:21am On Nov 20, 2020
daddytime:
See leg like rugby player own...



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Crime / Re: Watch: Nigerian man accuses Peak Milk of allegedly Scamming him - (Video) by EzzyCarter: 8:40am On Nov 20, 2020
I feel the guy's pain. Buying stuff in traffic these days is definitely risky business. I'm sure that guy fell for the cheap price lmao.
If he had gotten that from a shop or supermarket now, he'd have known whom to go tear hot slap or vex for grin

Politics / Re: Security Aide To, Gbajabiamila, Allegedly Shoots Dead Newspaper Vendor by EzzyCarter: 9:23pm On Nov 19, 2020
Naija is a perfect example of a real life "One thousand million ways to die". I'm sure the poor man had no idea he'd meet an untimely death before the day's end. Damn, the days are full of evil. May God protect us.






donbachi:
Blood suckers.

That's who they are bruv. It's what they do best

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