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PoliticsRe: Repentant Cultist Now OSPAC Member Allegedly Kills Rival Cult Leader In Rivers by EzzyCarter: 4:19pm On Dec 31, 2020
Righteousness2:
When I see our Leaders showing Repentant Culitist, bokoharam or kidnapper etc, I Laugh.

Any Repentance without Surrendering to JESUS is a Joke ..
I must confess I'm impressed by your unwavering tenacity and enthusiasm you have for sharing the gospel in spite of the constant attacks and trolling....
God bless you smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Crossover Night: National Inter-faith Organisation Declares 21 Days Intercessory by EzzyCarter: 4:11pm On Dec 31, 2020
This is not intended to discourage anybody but the truth is all the revivals, crusades, fasting and prayers Christian's and Muslims have been organising for Nigeria since time immemorial should have made Nigeria a world power by now if it was only prayer that moved mountains. Our grandparents prayed for Nigeria, so did our parents and here we are now, Nigeria's still on a downward spiral.

The God I know isn't deaf neither is he blind. It's high time we looked at ourselves. Nigerias problems are more physical then spiritual and until we address them, prayers will keep going without results till the kingdom comes. Nuff said.
CrimeRe: Ojo Ayodele: Soldier Kills Himself & Mistress After He "Misfired Service Rifle" by EzzyCarter:
gambia:
There is more to this story.
Abi now. He first aimed at his mistress then "misfired" and then he aimed at himself and "misfired" a second time...Makes a lot of sense grin What are the odds?






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Mummymahdi:
One bullet can kill both if they are on one point/direction
Right. But this happens when a round is fired at someone at point-blank range and then via the exit wound the projectile force of the bullet hits the second victim in the line of the fire.

So it's definitely not possible in this scenario unless the soldier and his mistress were using the Ak-47 as a selfie stick or the bullet "reversed" after hitting the mistress and came back to the soldier. cheesy bollywood shit
RomanceRe: Two Mates Fall For Same Woman On Holiday And Both Decide To Date Her (Photos) by EzzyCarter:
"When it's time to decide something, we vote and the vote that has the highest number wins"


Now that's true democracy. Unlike one joke of a country I know grin





NiklauseFred:
After seeing the pics I have officially concluded that she likes the bald guy more..
Hasty conclusion. Check the last two pics, it's the bald guy taking the shots, so it's only normal she'll pose that way (towards him) cheesy. While I agree she can't like the two of them equally but trust me she alone knows who she likes more...
BusinessRe: Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos Fortunes Grow By £600B During Pandemic by EzzyCarter: 9:34pm On Dec 30, 2020
Draslo:
I dey una back.



I wouldn't be surprised if these billionaires knew about the incoming pandemic. I mean, Bill Gates foundation, the WHO, and the world economic forum held a workshop in October last year about a worldwide pandemic and it's effects.
I love people who reason like you do. This Covid-19 case ehn, the more you look, the less you see...
CrimeRe: Female POS Operator Disarms Two Armed Robbers In Edo by EzzyCarter:
Bravo, lady...I'm guessing she Karate-chopped the idiot holding the gun cheesy...


"Don't try this at home or any where grin". That lady took a serious risk. I'm glad it paid off for her tho. someone else might not be as lucky.


Poverty stricken robbers like these ones can be so cold blooded and heartless. It's better to lose ur money while alive than to lose it and still end up in a box. nuff said...
FoodRe: Please Help How Can I Kill This Animal? by EzzyCarter: 11:03pm On Dec 24, 2020
Denique:
Amen o...truth is, this December is not Decembering like the previous Decembers angry
Lol. Ikr?
One constant in all the Decembers tho? Life, Growth, Lessons and Blessings.

We should be grateful for those cool .



Here's to a great nd unforgettable Christmas, Addidas-Nike oops, Adenique cheesy
FoodRe: Please Help How Can I Kill This Animal? by EzzyCarter: 10:47pm On Dec 24, 2020
Denique:
Last year, I tipped a young girl for helping me pick the seemingly big one. It's sooo scary to hold...but I like it in its crispy state. Yummy!
I know you got a cow this Christmas tho cheesy . Investor Dehnikyy cool

@bold Who doesn't? cheesy .
FoodRe: Please Help How Can I Kill This Animal? by EzzyCarter: 10:25pm On Dec 24, 2020
Denique:
You should have killed it at the place of purchase–that's what I do because I can't hold a life chicken o cheesy
Lol. And here I was thinking you were one tough ass lady cheesy . I'm sure you can hold it when it's crispy fried tho?

Anyways Merry Christmas to you and yours maami kiss
FamilyRe: Have You Received Any Christmas Gift From Anyone Yet? by EzzyCarter: 10:20pm On Dec 24, 2020
emyfelix:
Congrats boss!!!
Thanks bruh. Merry Christmas wink
FamilyRe: Have You Received Any Christmas Gift From Anyone Yet? by EzzyCarter: 10:20pm On Dec 24, 2020
chii8:
Waoooo.... congratulations.... God bless them
Amen and Amen. Thank you and Merry Christmas smiley
FoodRe: A Bottled Water Sold For N3000 - Nigerian Man Cries Out by EzzyCarter: 9:11pm On Dec 22, 2020
Denique:
Let's just say your best student beat you to it...
Now don't try to skip your class cheesy
RomanceRe: What Type Of Sounds Make You Cringe?...come In And Share!! by EzzyCarter: 12:36pm On Dec 22, 2020
The sound of iron screeching on the asphalt. Makes my skin crawl.

The sound of someone dragging his feet on the floor while walking, that shii irritates me. Walk like a human!


The sound of someone scraping burnt jollof rice with an iron spoon. Makes me cringe literally.
FamilyRe: Have You Received Any Christmas Gift From Anyone Yet? by EzzyCarter: 8:51am On Dec 22, 2020
prince2pac:
wow congratulations to you man, best Christmas gift anyone could wish for
Thanks so much brother smiley . God bless you...
FamilyRe: Have You Received Any Christmas Gift From Anyone Yet? by EzzyCarter:
Yes I have....The best Christmas gift I could have asked for... A beautiful set of twin girlssmiley
RomanceRe: What A Barman Did When I Took A Lady For A Date. by EzzyCarter:
lefulefu:
lol the barman no be dunce cheesy
if im see op and im babe change position he will code dat his contribution to their discussion is not welcome and he will codedly face his own business cheesy.If he still dey yarn mouth into their talk even if op don move to the other table na to just tell the barman in polite terms that he is having a private talk with his gf.no be fight cheesy
Na why e good to dey go better bar be that. Which kind wahala be that, na which kind familiarity barman and customer dey get reach that level? If it was with my fellow guys now, even if its still wrong, woulda bn a tad understandable. But my babe? Haba cheesy
FoodRe: A Bottled Water Sold For N3000 - Nigerian Man Cries Out by EzzyCarter: 5:34pm On Dec 21, 2020
Denique:
My teacher! grin
Student wey never pay school fees undecided

RomanceRe: What A Barman Did When I Took A Lady For A Date. by EzzyCarter: 5:15pm On Dec 21, 2020
lefulefu:
u just move to another side of the bar if barman dey wahala una
dats how a gentleman does it
no need shouting at the barman
ppl go look at u as if something is wrong with u
Guy, he said the bar was empty, even if they had changed seats, baba would still have continued with his unappreciated contribution to their talk grin
RomanceRe: What A Barman Did When I Took A Lady For A Date. by EzzyCarter:
What kinda barman is that? Wtf. I guess He thought he was being friendly lol . He obviously lacks courtesy. In his line of work, you only speak when spoken to or when receiving orders. Barman yen o tie moju, ko mora cheesy

I'd be pissed too but considering I'm the one steering the conversation, I trust myself to ease him out of it. I'm sure he'll pick the cue once he gets lost nd cant follow what my babe and I are saying anymoregrin .

If that fails, I'd simply jokingly tell him "oga, abeg we wan discuss family matter" . He wouldn't be so stupid as to miss that as well. No need screaming at him wink
FoodRe: A Bottled Water Sold For N3000 - Nigerian Man Cries Out by EzzyCarter: 10:26am On Dec 21, 2020
Denique:
Yes, a maga did. Comprehension and sarcasm aren't your strongholds, obviously. undecided
Jesu shocked grin
CelebritiesRe: 'my Prayer Shook USA Hotel Foundation, It Closed For 30 Years' - Pastor Adeboye by EzzyCarter: 4:05pm On Dec 20, 2020
Just passing by cheesy

EducationRe: The Novel I Can Never Forget In Secondary School by EzzyCarter:
The African child by Camara Laye
Black Boy by Richard Wright
My Father's Daughter by Mabel Segun
Without a Silver Spoon by Eddie Iroh
Tunde on The Run ( can't recall Author's name )
Drummer Boy by Cyprian Ekwensi
Petals of Blood by N'gugi wa Thiongo
Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
Treasure Island by RL Stevenson
RomanceRe: Celebrate Small Wins, Check Out My Latest Acquisition (pics). by EzzyCarter: 2:33pm On Dec 20, 2020
cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Which Church Do You Attend? by EzzyCarter: 2:28pm On Dec 20, 2020
Denique:
What kanai say?! cool
Oya pray for me biko cheesy
CrimeRe: Nigerian Doctor Kills Wife, Attempts To Strangle His Two Sons Before Committing by EzzyCarter: 2:02pm On Dec 20, 2020
Simplyleo:
This is the fault of the North.

If the North has not been dragging us backward, Benjamin Okigbo wouldn't have destroyed his family in Texas.

Pls no one should ask me how the North is at fault. Just look for the nearest ipob lunatic, he will provide a detailed explanation. undecided
I hope someday, the wisdom that has eluded you for so long will find you...
Christianity EtcRe: Which Church Do You Attend? by EzzyCarter: 12:10pm On Dec 20, 2020
Denique:
Deeper-Life, MFM, Winners, The Citadel...
All these churches, aunty? You must be a minister yourself cheesy
CrimeRe: Fake Nigerian Professor Caught With Cocaine In India (Photo) by EzzyCarter: 10:29pm On Dec 18, 2020
Meet professor Chike Pablo Narcos, 2020 Nobel Laurel in Chemistry/Botany winner grin

PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Boko Haram Releases Video Showing Abducted Kankara Schoolboys by EzzyCarter: 2:25pm On Dec 17, 2020
HallaDaTruth:
Fake news. Nobody was kidnapped. They were simply taken for excursion
Damn grin
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Disgraced In Public? Share Your Story! Mine..... by EzzyCarter:
I sneaked a girl out of her house that day, her mum was asleep and her dad wasn't around. We were both walking and pecking each other like two Bollywood lovers cheesy Unfortunately for us , just down the road close to a big market, we walked into her dad . He was in his car so I just noticed this girl suddenly disengaged her arms from mine and froze in her tracks like someone who just stepped on a viper. Next thing, the car honked and parked just beside the road. Her dad flew out... the rest is history sha grin









The second experience, I had a group presentation in uni so I was chosen to be among the ppl to represent our group. We had prepared so well . 25 mins to the presentation, my friend and I were having shots of Henny and Coke to "boost our morale" cheesy . We wrapped up with a bottle of Orijin each cheesy .and hopped on a bike to the lecture room to have our presentation. (In front of nothing less than 1500 students and a panel of lecturers)... we climber the podium with other members of the group. The mike was passed to me.... that one too is history grin


P.S:I got an A in that course. Emi legend grin
RomanceRe: Why Would A Lady Ask A Guy About His Genotype? by EzzyCarter: 1:39pm On Dec 17, 2020
Maybe she wants to check if ur human cheesy
FamilyRe: Advice Needed On My Late Dad's 1st Remembrance by EzzyCarter:
soulstalker post=97152940:
bro i have döne that already but they don't want to believe
. Besides, most of them are doing better than me financially, and far older than me. I smell hatred.
You've done well, you shouldn't be concerned if they believe you or not. Just don't incur any debt to please them, in the end it will be ur ish to sort out and it's definitely not worth it...

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