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Preacherrr:
CONGRATULATIONS DAUGHTER OF ZION, MY SPORT PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR.

Na your mate dey make Nigeria proud, your own is to dey zuzu for here

Preacherrr:
BITTER SOUL.

Like your bitter mother.

Preacherrr ko Bleacher ni

Awon hate preacherrr

Preacherrr:
SERPENT SHUT UP. NOT EVERYBODY IS AS FILTHY AS YOU AND YOUR FELLOW SERPENTS FROM MARINE KINGDOM. YOU ARE HERE CALLINGS PASTORS NAME, WHEN YOUR COMMENT ALREADY REVEALS HOW UNCLEAN YOUR MIND IS. MUMU AGENT OF DARKNESS ATTACKING PEOPLE THAT ARE FAR BETTER THAN YOU WILL ONLY MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE TERRIBLE THAN IT IS ALREADY.

You just dey call everyone serpent for here. I guess you don't know Faber. You don buy market for here. Get ready.

Mad dog

fernandoc:
Look at you trying to attract abuses to your innocent poor mother.
Im sure she surly curses the day you were born.

Ozu rere ere.
Use your time to do something meaningful its an advice you this Ngwa boy. You're lucky this is not physical i would have slapped some sense into that your numbskull. Chebara onwe gi echiche okoko

Taa get out. Ngwa finish you there. You and who is Ngwa boy. Go to my topics, go to my threads, that I spent some years for Aba no mean say I be Ngwa boy. Na full Anambranian you dey talk to. That been said.


Your olosho mama no gree give you breast very well when she born you. Na why you dey think with your shithole. As she leave you for dustbin go back to streets to hustle. If not because of Catholic missionaries that picked you up, you for no dey here today to insult me.

BTW, who teach you Igbo cos your papa na uncircumcised Fulani and your mama na Yoruba olosho.

Eke Idemili michasia gi anya there
Nkita ekuke rachasia gi anya there

fernandoc:
Use your time do better thing you go dey investigate me Ezi Bida nwuru anwu.
I just gave you a piece of advice. At this rate you may never amount to anything reasonable in life. Have pity on your poor mother and be useful to yourself if its not too late.

Stop selling fake syrups to make money. Pity your akwuna akwuna mama. I know you're a born throwaway, but must you sell fake products, you know you're risking a jail term if NAFDAC catches you.

Born by mistake

Of all the places you want go steal...na Transformer sure for your eyes pass

APC full of lies from Buhari, Army to Class prefect for primary School.


All man dey lie. Tufiakwa

aycorporat:

Is this story actually true?

Yes. Her husband community is Umuocheala/Umugaa in Osisioma Ngwa L.G.A of Abia state.

Go there and mention her name, the locals will just frown face

One question I want ask, this pastor and this Gospel singer una mean say they no dey knack woto woto before going to the altar, just like the way I plan to be celibate with my fiancee before our final blessings for altar.


Omoh, na Christianity get hypocrites pass for this life. Many of these pastors are horrible They no dey use eye see anything way wear skirt.

Gooood...

All these side chicks no dey hear word.

Team "Married men sabi take care of person"
One of them don go down. Any lady dating married man is a greedy, insatiable bitch


If you're a lady here dating married man. Thunder fire you and APC...

EDIT: No ask me wetin concern APC for this matter. Na like this Nigeria be for January 2015, why thunder no supposed fire them?

fernandoc:
If you use this strength and energy you are using to attack this woman to pursue your life ambition maybe you would have amounted to something.

You yourself you are useless. You think say I be you wey dey sell fake syrups. Na people like be the problem of Naija. One day NAFDAC go nab you. Keep selling fake syrups no go do better something better your useless life

No be your fake product be this...Ewu Zungeru

Gooood

Everyone now is a chieftain of one political party or another. All man struggling for relevance.

See this bleaching idiot that used all the Abia central constituency money take dey carry Abuja gigolos while she was a serving senator. Na Abuja boys finish her money. One of those close to her, say she dey even carry 2 guys once.
During the burial of her late husband, road no even dey to her husband's compound.

I can remember vividly how she go meet the Priest in charge of the Catholic church opposite her husband's compound, begging the priest to release the church compound to her, so that her guests and other politicians coming for the burial will park their cars.

Omoh the priest agreed. On the day of the burial, the Priest locked his church compound, climb upstairs for his house dey take chilled sleep. When this yeye woman called the priest on the phone , he told her to tell her follow senators and Politicians to go and park their cars anywhere around Abuja say na him ask her make she no work road for her constituency.

The priest shocked her that day

Just to tell you say, some opportunities come once in Life. Had it been Russia never hosted that World Cup, who knows whether they will host another World Cup in our lifetime.


Perhaps after Putin is long gone

faithfull18:
She is a mother now, let her take responsibility. That's the way to make an adult who doesn't want to learn, learn by force.

God bless you. I been no dey hear word until Police arrest me one day inside 2017, after we go beat up one guy for area. Na so my papa warned my mama and my siblings not to near the station.
He said I think say I don become big boy abi, that I should slug it out with the Police. I stayed there for 2 weeks, na one of my classmates come bail me Las las. Na so I hear word by force.

Op should allow her suffer. If una take care of her very well, ehn....baby no 2 will soon drop max 2 yrs from now.

Jarod247:
I am so distraught right now. 3 years ago, my kid sister who is now 24 years went to Lagos to work.
Well, we spoke to the woman who she was supposed to work with and we all have our consent to it.
Let just say this girl has been an issue . She is the last kid . She is very stubborn but fears me Alot. I couldn't bring her over to stay with me cos I was in school trying to lift my head up. So her leaving to go fend for herself was a relief to me so my mum can rest from her wahala. That woman is suffering and it pains me so much.

While in Lagos,I keep tabs on her and she was doing well . Depsite that she works and earn money, I keep sending her monthly allowance.
As of last month, I sent her some money and we also spoke on phone .

My elder sister called me yesterday that my kid sister called and told her that she gave birth.
That sound like a joke to me cos How?

Well, from the information gathered she actually gave birth to a baby girl all alone at Home. The guy responsible has absconded.

I am battered emotionally with this news . Pregnant for nine months , didn't tell anyone till she has given Birth. What if something has happened to her .

This girl has hurt me walahi. I warned her seriously about getting pregnant. This her action is a threat to my effort to rise financially cos how are we even going to take care of that baby.
The money I earned isn't enough to take care of myself and mum. I know Alot of stuff I have given up just to make sure my mum and siblings are a bit okay including getting married . I am 34 years.
I was even planning on sending her to Uni next year.
Her next destination is going back to the village to stay with my mum, this will put more burden on that woman.
I am yet to speak with her cos I am so angry with her. My elder sister said I shouldn't talk to her angrily hence I trigger a toxic hormone that will affect the baby.

I don't know what to do. Seriously I am devastated. This girl want to kill me . Can't even think straight

I just dey laugh as I dey read this. 2yrs ago, my babe I left in Cameroun. She's from Kumba, South West. I came back to Nigeria, and she was pregnant for 9 months and hid it from me. We do video calls o. She will always not show me the remaining parts of her body, until one day her friend chat me up that my babe don born o. That Sylia don born o. Omoh I think say na joke, until I called one of her aunty who confirmed the story. Trust them na, she came to my DM, crying, I break up with her there and then o.

Or is it the Ngwa girl I met in Aba, she was pregnant, and still dey visit me. After her last visit she gave birth just within a space of 7 months. She's now with her baby daddy

Op you think say the person that told you to "fear women" dey joke when he talk am

DWickedLandLord:
Can somebody get this man to shut up.
What a megalomaniac
My petty ass would give him his release papers. Abeg oga, goodbye n goodluck

The attention seeking is too much N nauseating

Oga na only you get pride? Atiku is richer n more accomplished. Trust me, he will not do transfer n he will not beg

Omo, Fulani get mind o. Like Buhari like Atiku, if they don bullshit you ehn, na so they go dey do as if them no dey hear your rants.

Very mean and stubborn tribe. If Atiku wins, he will rubbish Wike. Is better Wike and his PDP camp deliver their states to Obi. Atiku will even hijack Rivers state PDP structure from him.

He think say Atiku don forget say, he demolished mosque for Rivers state. No use cattle and Mosque joke with a Fulani

ryloy:
"Asiwaju Tinubu doesn't deserve disrespect from anybody....." Governor Nysome Wike blasts Critics.


https://twitter.com/okodoro_oro/status/1557006649956749313

Wike have been used, overused and unused by PDP...Atiku have moved on..why is Wike finding it hard to move on.

Make him work for Atiku, at least Minister of Niger Delta is sure for him, if Atiku wins

almarthins:
Pig farm station

Omo this police station set. E too neat, how I wish I follow go there, I want check whether their bail is free and whether before before detainees dey collect cell show from new arrivals


Oya compare Tanzania Police station with this. If them carry you go Naija police station, na the environment alone go make you carry your last money bail yourself begin go house

sweetjasonjosh:
show me how much Naija has helped you in the past decade and i go folllow you carry her for head.

My man you don win.

Sorry for my previous comment. Thunder scatter 9ja...make China come buy am sef

sweetjasonjosh:
Hey Nairalanders, i have had lots of guyss who say they cum earlier from blow jobs than actual sex but reverse is the case for me. no matter how good a Mouth Action is i laast nothing less than 40mins and most times the babe blowing the trumpet gets tired and be like just fu*k me but i am starting to lose sensation from fu*king now i prefer blowjobs. I'm scared this would have an adverse effect on my sex life. Is it normal? What can i do to get balanced again?

What is the difference between APC and PDP...

On top Naija problems na MouthAction you want worry us about.

Ewu Zungeru

You people don come here again to make an uncultured bitch popular. Na so una take hype Erica that year. Una too like to dey make yeye people popular
How this news want change the fact that I chop two small yam for 400 naira, two pieces of yam with stew in a restaurant at Akpakpava road Benin City this morning.


You people don't even know what's in stuck for all man when we fail again in 2023.

Sai Obi 2023

ChangetheChange:
Wike is getting pissed off and mad, the way Atiku had repeatedly ignored him and not given into Wike outrageous demands for reconciliation
Atiku no send Wike at all

Wike is just plain stupid and childish. A classic example of a ditched girl trying to make Friends with her ex- boyfriend's close friends inorder to make him jealous. Still the ex- boyfriend no send her. And she no want kuku submit her kpekus to the guys he is flirting around with.

Decamp to APC Mr. Wike, Atiku no send you. Atiku's challenge is Peter Obi not your simping immature self

cowboyvs:
I never considered her a public hole. We are talking about a woman I was considering setting down wit.

Na this Benin City I dey abi another Edo State you want marry a girl of under 25. I tire o. Wetin boys dey do them here, bleeping them woto woto, if they open your eyes you go just delete this topic and start being serious with your self.


A hoe is starring at you in the face, you are talking a woman you want marry, you sure say you be Igbo...

That's the right thing to do. It is left for the courts to decide. The aggrieved candidates should go to court.

Since na the party submitted the names of Akpabio and co

iamme1234:
Continue insulting and calling them names while they kept on progressing
While you are in bondage fool
Like it or not tinubu is ruling the country come 2023
It’s a done deal already

Am saving this till this time next year..if Tinubu fail and you deactivate your account, may flood take over your papa house and your entire village. Go tell your say he be fool no be me.


Tinubu wey other aspirants go use wipe nyash on election day

iamme1234:
Continue insulting and calling them names while they kept on progressing
While you are in bondage fool
Like it or not tinubu is ruling the country come 2023
It’s a done deal already

Am saving this till this time...if Tinubu fail and you deactivate your account, may flood take over your papa house and your entire village. Go tell your say he be fool no be me.


Tinubu wey other aspirants go use wipe nyash on election day

Londonland:
oponu ni e ,u will get old one day too

If I get old and decided to trample on the destinies of the young by imposing my outdated brains on them, may God punish me.

You, how far, shey you don chop Agbado this morning

I no get time read all that op wrote. Who read abeg I need a summary, or let me go straight to the point.

Is op supporting Tinubu or the Pyrates?...I want know how and where to direct my violence abeg, my body dey hot, all Agbadorians must collect woto woto.

We begged APC to give us Osinbajo, them no gree

Good

Agbado Policemen. Like their Master Cardinal Cassavani Agbadola(Jaga Jaga)

Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, nyash dey leak,
Baba wey no well, e come dey shout...emi Lokan