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Politics › Re: NIN-SIM Linkage Gets October 31 Deadline Date by Faber(m): 11:44am On Jul 25, 2021
Thinktwicemybro:
NIN should become a criteria to register Facebook and Google account and I bet you fraud will go down by 99%
Story...
Even in developed countries with CCTV etc
...Fraud dey boom day and night.

Hackers and Spammers are at work 24/7...if know this one, they developed another format grin grin
Business › Re: Tour Of Jowizaza's Father Largest Lubricant Oil Plant In Nigeria - Jezco Group by Faber(m): 9:44am On Jul 25, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Lol.. You dey mind am

Tonimas that has gone Far
God bless you. Some Anambra guys who have not stepped out of Onitsha and Awka will always make mouth. Are they the only people from Anambra.

I used to think like that before, but travel don open my eyes. If you go to Uturu and see Masters Energy industrial plants...

This Jezco plant na just poultry farm...No be say he no try ...he try but he got long way to go
Business › Re: Tour Of Jowizaza's Father Largest Lubricant Oil Plant In Nigeria - Jezco Group by Faber(m): 6:43am On Jul 25, 2021
koondog:
Tour of Jowizaza's Father Largest Lubricant Oil Production Plant in Awka, Anambra by Jezco Group of Companies. 1/3 of the engine lubricant oil used by Nigerians are produced here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzZa_JuqzLg&t=467s
This one na Nursery school for where Tonimas oil and Gas dey...Go to Aba and tour Tonimas industrial estate, Even Master energy big pass Jezco

Jezco oil no fit match with Tonimas, both in size, products and popularity.

That 1/3 of lubricant (Engine) oil used in Nigeria is made by Jezco is a big fat misyarn
Business › Re: Tour Of Jowizaza's Father Largest Lubricant Oil Plant In Nigeria - Jezco Group by Faber(m): 6:38am On Jul 25, 2021
koondog:
Tour of Jowizaza's Father Largest Lubricant Oil Production Plant in Awka, Anambra by Jezco Group of Companies. 1/3 of the engine lubricant oil used by Nigerians are produced here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzZa_JuqzLg&t=467s
In as much as I commend you for letting the world see the industrial brilliance of one brothers...I will not fail to tell you that Tonimas and Masters are miles ahead of Jezco in the lubricant oil business

Go to Aba and see Tonimas industrial estate...This Jezco own na Nursery school to Tonimas. grin grin
Before you attack me know that Tonimas (the late Onowu Neni) is also Anambranian.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 7:46pm On Jul 24, 2021
dalene1305:
It is better to be quiet than to sound stupid.... and that is how I sound.... I don't just type anything I like because no one is seeing my ugly Olosho face.... I am stupid anyways
shocked
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 11:35am On Jul 24, 2021
temptnow:
Make my prick bend if Erica allow this sacrifice climb on her
In 21st century and 2021 Nigeria you dey swear for woman...chai!
Travel › Re: Fearless Russian Lady Goes Fishing In A Tiny Boat With Giant Brown Bear (Photos) by Faber(m): 9:05am On Jul 24, 2021
Vulcanheph:
Ask any body living in North America and they'll tell you that a Bear is not an animal you wanna mess with......
There are three bears up there...
The Grizzly bear
The Spectacled bear
And the other one (I don forget the name sha) grin grin I hear say if bear give u run, especially the Grizzly bear...e go better make SARS give u run. The Grizzly bear dey mean well well grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 8:27am On Jul 24, 2021
mystery22:
why not say amen zone b
You guys wanted to loot Imo State dry...Imolites run go Supreme Court beg Tanko to remove Ihedioha and give them Hope...

Mbaise ain't ruling Imo state till Christ comes.

Mkpi Chokoneze grin grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 7:49am On Jul 24, 2021
mystery22:
And if they are not the worst like you said, may your life be like one Nigeria....
Mbaise people especially their girls are horrible...

Genevieve Nnaji....Single mom
Rita Dominic...Single old newspaper
Eucharia Anunobi....Single mom(pikin don die Sha)

Ewu should I continue... grin grin
Politics › Re: CBN To Launch Digital Currency Following Osinbajo’s Suggestion by Faber(m): 7:13am On Jul 24, 2021
Dovegrey:
Osibanjo is more intelligent than entire abokis join together.

Only advice buhari will give you is how to treat ur cow well.
If you're not talking cow.. you're not talking to Buhari grin grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 7:10am On Jul 24, 2021
Munzy14:
Lol....you have issues sha...grin


Abia and mbaise girls don use your heart play tiktok...grin
Story since my bleeping career, I no get time for them...cos my father and elder brothers warned me earlier and I followed their counsel.

My first question is: "where are you from?" Once you mention Abia or Mbaise...you go begin go be that. Date over grin

If you like preach to me from now till forever how different you are...Ogbeni your talking to a statue
Sports › Re: Ryan Giggs Kicked & Threw His Ex-Girlfriend Out Of Hotel Room Naked, Court Hears by Faber(m): 7:07am On Jul 24, 2021
Timoleon:
SIMPly keep quiet if you’ve got nothing sensible to say.
Leave the scumbag. You know how many girls I have slapped in my bleeping career grin

My own be say if you tell lies straight to my face the first time, I will warn you, the second time another warning...the third na very factory fitted slap go land ur face. At the beginning I will tell u I hate lies and the odds are not in your favour to succeed when you lie to me. I must catch you.

Most girls are chronic liars and a lying girlfriend is a potential cheater
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 6:56am On Jul 24, 2021
Naajjii:
i guess you are igbo, what brought mbaise and abia here? this is how you discriminate among yourselves then next day you start accusing the north and hausa/fulani
I am Igbo so I have to support those not doing well. In terms of people misbehaving, I don't protect you even if you're my twin brother. Get that okay...

What brought Abia and Mbaise here is that Erica is from Abia and the mom from Mbaise...fear girls which such roots...that's not stereotyping. It have been proved 10,000 times...they are rarely for keeps ..their toto is always on fire, they are greedy and can harm you just to get what they want
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 5:54am On Jul 24, 2021
Anaedo1:
Sometimes it's better to remain silent and hide your foolishness than to speak and make it obvious.
Ur demonic spirit is afraid am about casting it out. You must be free from the shackles of iberiberism

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Erica & Laycon Finally Reconciles, Hangs Out Together (Photos, Video) by Faber(m): 1:38am On Jul 24, 2021
Kidwaya don use this one dump am

Suddenly she realizes Laycon meant well for her...she have been looking for a way to get back to Laycon through the backdoor...

Laycon my man...chop and clean mouth o. Don't allow this girl more than 1 week in ur life...Abia and Mbaise girls are the worst on Earth...their love peddling no be here.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Boring: Am I Crazy For Wanting To Dump Him? by Faber(m): 11:53am On Jul 23, 2021
lecturer50:
Most things you hear on Nairaland are not true.

Sometimes a man would pretend to be a woman and sometimes a woman would pretend to be a man and would bring a complete fake story to see how people would react.

Some people would lose their mood and start vexing over a completely false and fake story.

I pity those who believe everything they hear in Nairaland.
My brother that's why I rarely give relationship advice on Nairaland. Most are fake, made up by some less busy folks just to catch cruise.
@NgoziLovelyn is fond of that grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US First Lady Jill Biden Arrives In Japan For Olympics by Faber(m): 9:28am On Jul 23, 2021
I never see her on official duty apart from this outing...

But some group said that Biden is gay, but this his wife no be man na grin
Politics › Re: Anambra 2021: The Coast Still Clear For Godwin Maduka by Faber(m): 2:59pm On Jul 22, 2021
This man should enter SDP and then form a secret agreement with APC omo he go win be that

APC's Andy Uba cannot win Anambra State Guber...the people no need him and his brother close to Anambra State Treasury

Soludo and APGA may be knocked out on technical grounds

PDP got two Candidates both of whom are unpopular and confused

Maduka enter SDP...go to Abuja through, Arthur Eze, Hope and Orji Kalu...prostrate before the cabals grin grin

And unto thee will be handed the No 1 Citizen of The light of The nation come November. Then by January 2022, he will decamp to APC fully...he will run his show and bow out that's how Politics is been run in this part of the World.
Romance › Re: What Is The Best Way To Break Up With Your Boyfriend After Eating His Money? by Faber(m): 1:42pm On Jul 22, 2021
NgoziLovelyn:
Ok.....what if I have been hoping that he would change?
This makes it obvious you are the one trying to run away from your boyfriend cos he's gone belly up after squandering his money.

Ur first premise of asking advice for a mother fucking friend of urs is just a cheap lie from you.

Let me shock stay with that guy he will soon bounce back to winning ways.

As long as am concerned,Nija broke girl no fit leave u once your money is still flowing...if you like beat her 10 times a day. She will find reason to forgive and make excuse to be in the relationship.

Op why run away cos you think he's now broke...if I say u are stupid now e go dey somehow. You're not all that stupid sha grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Relationship Is A Waste Of Time by Faber(m): 1:32pm On Jul 22, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
For women relationship and marriage is a journey. For men it is about love or ego status.
A women will marry you not because she loves you. She marry you because she need you.
She needs your assistance
She needs your protection
She wants to tap into your money
Women marry men they don't like sexually because those men have what the woman needs. Wealth.

Marriages/ Relationship is a journey to women
Men are the "taxi" that will take her to her destination. ( The land of wealth)
So if one taxi spoil along the way. She dump the taxi and look for a better taxi that will take her to her paradise destination.

If her boyfriend becomes broke, she dump him and go for a rich dude who will provide her needs. Just like the taxi

The only reason your girl is with you right now is because your taxi has not broken down.
Wait till your taxi break down, she go climb off enter better taxi wey get AC
This is true. Especially with Nigerian girls. They are after your CAR (Commitment Attention Resources) once ur CAR spoil them don run...run and guide your CAR jealously

No say I no warn you. There's no soul mate for you in this world. You came alone you going home alone.
Romance › Re: 2 - Deleted by Faber(m): 9:49pm On Jul 21, 2021
TheUndercover:
@Faber, you're a fvcking Machiavellian. grin
Boss everything you are teaching here have been tested and trusted by me. Anyone here still thinking that life is fair is joking. Go out there and get what you want...forget about the methods

Imagine Sarah in the Holy Writ disguised Jacob as Esau by putting on him a coat made of hairy ram skin. Isaac blessed Jacob and the blessing was not revoked till today. A clear case of OBT...

God bless you Boss ...more ink to ur pen
Sports › Re: Messi Swarmed By Fans Outside Miami Restaurant by Faber(m): 9:34am On Jul 21, 2021
The worst day in football will be the day Messi will hang boot...

Then you know the god of soccer is gone...soccer then will be left to slug it out with inconsistent mortals
Romance › Re: 2 - Deleted by Faber(m):
TheUndercover:
Cheating in an exam is a high risk high reward strategy. If you get successful with it, you will easily scale through difficulties most people find writing the same exam without wasting of time. But if you get caught, the consequences are also greater.

If you cheat and pass, you'll be rewarded, if you study and fail, you'll be punished.
I am a master here. All through my days in school from Nursery 1 to SS3 my lowest position was the 3rd position. I developed a trick early enough and mastered that trick. On a normal I am intelligent and can defend myself anytime any day. But my worst subject is mathematics. But I developed a trick that helped me scale through till the end...

No 1.
I will make sure I score very high marks in my favorite subjects like French, Economics,
English language, Geography, Agriculture, CRS, Igbo Language, History, etc. I will make sure I get nothing but 90-100% in these aforementioned subjects. And all the teachers in the aforementioned subjects I made friends with them. My mom showers them with gifts during PTA meetings. Already I have established myself during class lessons as a brilliant guy. If I score 90% to 100% in like 8 subjects...I will manage to score 50 or even below in Mathematics. The news will be flying that I scored 40 in maths, my closest rivals who scored 90 and 80 will be jumping up and down. I will use my total score in french alone to trash that their high scores in Mathematics grin grin In the 2nd term of 2006, I scored 25 marks out of 100 in Mathematics and still took the 1st Position, although I escaped by the whiskers

No 2.
I developed a trick around mathematics. During the summative test which is usually 40marks or 30 marks before mid term break. I will study mathematics day and night cos the lessons are not much. I will use mnemonics to memories the formulas. I will end up scoring 35 or 38 out of 40 marks . Am done with mathematics for the term. I will focus on other subjects during the end term exams. On the day of mathematics or two days before I will begin to show sins of illness. On the day of mathematics I will fall sick and the dean of studies will grant me permission to stay away from the exams... I will even vomit in exam hall grin The mathematics teacher will use my score in the summative test to derive my score for the end term exams. I will end up scoring 90 in the total score...no be my fault na. You no see say I took ill during the exams.. grin with this score in Mathematics 1st position is guaranteed.

No 3 trick.
I try to do my best and score high marks in the first lap of the term when the lessons are not much...that's during the summative tests. During the exams I will prepare well. Any subject that I read the questions in the end term examination and discovered the questions are damn difficult. Omo I will switch to a total different handwriting and write rubbish. I will be serious writing rubbish while smiling...my fellow students will think I found the questions quite easy and that am coasting to victory already. I will not write my name on the answer sheet, even my number I will not write, even date. At the end I will submit my answer sheet at the rush hour. Finally the subject teacher will invite me that my script is missing...I will raise alarm that they want to rig the results. I will go to the dean and launch a report that they have misplaced my script to rig me out. The dean will ask the teacher to prepare a separate exam for me...which will be much easier and in some cases they will use my score in the summative tests and derive my score in the end term exams. Boom I don land 1st position or 2nd again grin

No 4.
Instead of copying notes Up and down I resorted to photocopying notes. I attended a boarding school. I will get the notes of my friends and give it to the school driver who photocopies them for me in the town, during Siesta. Then once he is back ..I will return ur note to you. Teachers usually drop their lesson notes with the class prefect. I will beg him to give it to me to copy during Siesta, that I will help him write it on the board during afternoon prep or night prep. The teacher will always mark where to stop. I will photocopy everything damn thing in the lesson notes. I will read and study ahead. I will spend most of my time in the library where I hide these photocopied notes and I study them at odd hours. With this am always ahead.

I was made class prefect many times
Library Prefect
Academic Prefect
Senior Prefect

Before you say I was beating dullards, I used these trick in 3 different schools, all boarding schools. With super intelligent boys in my class and we were not less than 90 students in a class, but I maintained 1st to 3rd position in all of them. Today I belong to Old boys Associations in all these 3 different schools in two different states. All my class mates each time we come around always hail me as the most intelligent during their time. They tell their girlfriends and wives. "You cannot beat this guy while we were in school"

My advice to you is this: Cut corners to reach the top. And make sure you cut corners as fair as possible in order not to be caught. Abi you no see as Sergio Ramos break Mohammed Salah hand which made Real Madrid win UCL some seasons back... grin

Below is one of my school leaving testimonials

Jokes Etc › Re: The 10 Places You Can Find True Love In Nigeria by Faber(m): 8:05pm On Jul 20, 2021
Risentouch:
THESE ARE THE TEN RIGHT PLACES TO LOOK FOR LOVE IN NIGERIA

1️⃣ SHRINE: As we all know how devil does his thing, you can't just come in his presence make some vows and escape it. So as you have found your LOML there it is till death do as apart.

2️⃣ BUSH: Just like our forefathers as you are a hunter or palm wine tapper and you meet a girl farming in the bush there's a likelihood that you too share some things in common at least you both are industrious and will make a happy home.

3️⃣ MOTOR PARK: There's an exception to this, I don't mean passengers. I am talking about agberos and hawkers, because those people are just being real and doing there business and no show offs. And you know we have both make and female agberos in the park these days. I know that's a very perfect place you can find love.

4️⃣ VILLAGE MARKET: This is another wonderful place. Everyone you meet there is busy hustle to make his/her ends meet. Just find your crush and start patronising his/her produce.

5️⃣ COURT: Yes, I said court. Everyday people keep submitting divorce letters to be separated from spouse. The reason I suggest this is because of the famous saying "you don't know the value of what you have until you loose it". You might get lucky and get that value someone lost.

6️⃣ ORPHANAGE: These goes mainly to those men who knows how to train a girl for years and sponsor her education til she graduates from the University. You can go make your choice now.

7️⃣ STADIUM: Let's use football as an example if you are a Chelsea fan and you meet another Chelsea fan of the opposite, the love and passion you both have for your club can joining you both forever.

8️⃣ BURIAL: Some of these people who knows how to cry very well at burials are nice people. Just observe him/her if it's worth marry him/her those kind of persons can be over caring.

9️⃣ GYM: A lot of people go to the gym these days to look fit and have a perfect shape, just be going there to know that very one that is working hard to gain the perfect shape once you notices it, please don't hesitate to make your advances.

1️⃣0️⃣ HOSPITAL; Those kind of persons that are good at donating kidney, liver, lungs, etc are few in this world. If you see one never miss the opportunity because they can as well donate their lives to you if need be...


Wishing you a smiley face while reading
Let me shock you op. There's no true love in Nigeria. You can only be loved as a man in Nigeria on the condition that you provide something...either good money, good di*k or good family connections...

Take it to the Bank...no true love for a man in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: GUYS!! The Moment She Says "No", Get Out Immediately!! Don't Be Stupid! [photos] by Faber(m): 4:06pm On Jul 20, 2021
CharisEleos:
It's a lie. Not everyone feels that way.

What made me refuse you in the first place will even make me breathe a sigh of relief when I find out you're finally hooked with someone else and gone off my case for good. Phew!

Op, we all are not the same. Biko.
Save us this ur bullcrap. All of una, both dead, alive and unborn are d same...this strategy works like mad. Any girl that rejects u just move on sharp sharp u may still bang her in he future on a platter of indomie...

E don happen to me many times
Romance › Re: 10 Wrong Places To Look For Love In Nigeria by Faber(m): 3:57pm On Jul 20, 2021
2dominate:
Hum so you mean God fin husband for hooker
Not anyhow man but Prophet !!
Check am below...it happened in the Holy Writ

Romance › Re: 10 Wrong Places To Look For Love In Nigeria by Faber(m): 3:08pm On Jul 20, 2021
sslcrypt:
This is nice discovery
Never knew in my entire years of being a Christian.
Oops!
Romance › Re: 10 Wrong Places To Look For Love In Nigeria by Faber(m): 10:20am On Jul 20, 2021
God can bring you to meet ur missing rib at those aforementioned places. E dey happen and e still dey happen.

People marry cool wives even from brothels...some people are into one or two shit cos of one or two family quagmires and poverty.

Remember in the Holy writ... YAHWEH admonished prophet Hosea to marry a LovePeddler... If Baba God commanded his prophet to marry a LovePeddler...

Who are you mere mortal under Buhari misrule to judge me if a marry from a brothel
Romance › Re: My Friend Visited A Runs Girl In Her Hotel Room - This Is What He Saw. by Faber(m): 9:53am On Jul 20, 2021
seanwilliam:
There’s something I want to know bro.
Shey all these money person Dey sue slander, shey dem dey pay true true ?
Yes
Romance › Re: My Friend Visited A Runs Girl In Her Hotel Room - This Is What He Saw. by Faber(m): 6:17pm On Jul 19, 2021
Authoreety:
Is that so?
Leave am. He just cooked up the story. A very sweet folklore grin grin
Romance › Re: My Friend Visited A Runs Girl In Her Hotel Room - This Is What He Saw. by Faber(m): 6:08pm On Jul 19, 2021
The guy can still get them...

He should just be ready to face the shame of naked videos going viral...

Then he should report to the Police who will prevail on the hotel management to release the CCTV footages of what transpired in the room. That transfer alone to their account is enough to nab them. No big deal here.

He just need money to make the police work efficiently and then get those a** holes. Get them arraigned in court and demand 50 million in damages from them

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