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Thinktwicemybro:Story... Even in developed countries with CCTV etc ...Fraud dey boom day and night. Hackers and Spammers are at work 24/7...if know this one, they developed another format ![]() |
Nezzjnr:God bless you. Some Anambra guys who have not stepped out of Onitsha and Awka will always make mouth. Are they the only people from Anambra. I used to think like that before, but travel don open my eyes. If you go to Uturu and see Masters Energy industrial plants... This Jezco plant na just poultry farm...No be say he no try ...he try but he got long way to go |
koondog:This one na Nursery school for where Tonimas oil and Gas dey...Go to Aba and tour Tonimas industrial estate, Even Master energy big pass Jezco Jezco oil no fit match with Tonimas, both in size, products and popularity. That 1/3 of lubricant (Engine) oil used in Nigeria is made by Jezco is a big fat misyarn |
koondog:In as much as I commend you for letting the world see the industrial brilliance of one brothers...I will not fail to tell you that Tonimas and Masters are miles ahead of Jezco in the lubricant oil business Go to Aba and see Tonimas industrial estate...This Jezco own na Nursery school to Tonimas. ![]() Before you attack me know that Tonimas (the late Onowu Neni) is also Anambranian. |
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temptnow:In 21st century and 2021 Nigeria you dey swear for woman...chai! |
Vulcanheph:There are three bears up there... The Grizzly bear The Spectacled bear And the other one (I don forget the name sha) I hear say if bear give u run, especially the Grizzly bear...e go better make SARS give u run. The Grizzly bear dey mean well well ![]() |
mystery22:You guys wanted to loot Imo State dry...Imolites run go Supreme Court beg Tanko to remove Ihedioha and give them Hope... Mbaise ain't ruling Imo state till Christ comes. Mkpi Chokoneze ![]() |
mystery22:Mbaise people especially their girls are horrible... Genevieve Nnaji....Single mom Rita Dominic...Single old newspaper Eucharia Anunobi....Single mom(pikin don die Sha) Ewu should I continue... ![]() |
Dovegrey:If you're not talking cow.. you're not talking to Buhari ![]() |
Munzy14:Story since my bleeping career, I no get time for them...cos my father and elder brothers warned me earlier and I followed their counsel. My first question is: "where are you from?" Once you mention Abia or Mbaise...you go begin go be that. Date over If you like preach to me from now till forever how different you are...Ogbeni your talking to a statue |
Timoleon:Leave the scumbag. You know how many girls I have slapped in my bleeping career ![]() My own be say if you tell lies straight to my face the first time, I will warn you, the second time another warning...the third na very factory fitted slap go land ur face. At the beginning I will tell u I hate lies and the odds are not in your favour to succeed when you lie to me. I must catch you. Most girls are chronic liars and a lying girlfriend is a potential cheater |
Naajjii:I am Igbo so I have to support those not doing well. In terms of people misbehaving, I don't protect you even if you're my twin brother. Get that okay... What brought Abia and Mbaise here is that Erica is from Abia and the mom from Mbaise...fear girls which such roots...that's not stereotyping. It have been proved 10,000 times...they are rarely for keeps ..their toto is always on fire, they are greedy and can harm you just to get what they want |
Anaedo1:Ur demonic spirit is afraid am about casting it out. You must be free from the shackles of iberiberism
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Kidwaya don use this one dump am Suddenly she realizes Laycon meant well for her...she have been looking for a way to get back to Laycon through the backdoor... Laycon my man...chop and clean mouth o. Don't allow this girl more than 1 week in ur life...Abia and Mbaise girls are the worst on Earth...their love peddling no be here. |
lecturer50:My brother that's why I rarely give relationship advice on Nairaland. Most are fake, made up by some less busy folks just to catch cruise. @NgoziLovelyn is fond of that ![]() |
I never see her on official duty apart from this outing... But some group said that Biden is gay, but this his wife no be man na ![]() |
This man should enter SDP and then form a secret agreement with APC omo he go win be that APC's Andy Uba cannot win Anambra State Guber...the people no need him and his brother close to Anambra State Treasury Soludo and APGA may be knocked out on technical grounds PDP got two Candidates both of whom are unpopular and confused Maduka enter SDP...go to Abuja through, Arthur Eze, Hope and Orji Kalu...prostrate before the cabals ![]() And unto thee will be handed the No 1 Citizen of The light of The nation come November. Then by January 2022, he will decamp to APC fully...he will run his show and bow out that's how Politics is been run in this part of the World. |
NgoziLovelyn:This makes it obvious you are the one trying to run away from your boyfriend cos he's gone belly up after squandering his money. Ur first premise of asking advice for a mother fucking friend of urs is just a cheap lie from you. Let me shock stay with that guy he will soon bounce back to winning ways. As long as am concerned,Nija broke girl no fit leave u once your money is still flowing...if you like beat her 10 times a day. She will find reason to forgive and make excuse to be in the relationship. Op why run away cos you think he's now broke...if I say u are stupid now e go dey somehow. You're not all that stupid sha ![]() |
JackDaAlienz:This is true. Especially with Nigerian girls. They are after your CAR (Commitment Attention Resources) once ur CAR spoil them don run...run and guide your CAR jealously No say I no warn you. There's no soul mate for you in this world. You came alone you going home alone. |
TheUndercover:Boss everything you are teaching here have been tested and trusted by me. Anyone here still thinking that life is fair is joking. Go out there and get what you want...forget about the methods Imagine Sarah in the Holy Writ disguised Jacob as Esau by putting on him a coat made of hairy ram skin. Isaac blessed Jacob and the blessing was not revoked till today. A clear case of OBT... God bless you Boss ...more ink to ur pen |
The worst day in football will be the day Messi will hang boot... Then you know the god of soccer is gone...soccer then will be left to slug it out with inconsistent mortals |
TheUndercover:I am a master here. All through my days in school from Nursery 1 to SS3 my lowest position was the 3rd position. I developed a trick early enough and mastered that trick. On a normal I am intelligent and can defend myself anytime any day. But my worst subject is mathematics. But I developed a trick that helped me scale through till the end... No 1. I will make sure I score very high marks in my favorite subjects like French, Economics, English language, Geography, Agriculture, CRS, Igbo Language, History, etc. I will make sure I get nothing but 90-100% in these aforementioned subjects. And all the teachers in the aforementioned subjects I made friends with them. My mom showers them with gifts during PTA meetings. Already I have established myself during class lessons as a brilliant guy. If I score 90% to 100% in like 8 subjects...I will manage to score 50 or even below in Mathematics. The news will be flying that I scored 40 in maths, my closest rivals who scored 90 and 80 will be jumping up and down. I will use my total score in french alone to trash that their high scores in Mathematics In the 2nd term of 2006, I scored 25 marks out of 100 in Mathematics and still took the 1st Position, although I escaped by the whiskersNo 2. I developed a trick around mathematics. During the summative test which is usually 40marks or 30 marks before mid term break. I will study mathematics day and night cos the lessons are not much. I will use mnemonics to memories the formulas. I will end up scoring 35 or 38 out of 40 marks . Am done with mathematics for the term. I will focus on other subjects during the end term exams. On the day of mathematics or two days before I will begin to show sins of illness. On the day of mathematics I will fall sick and the dean of studies will grant me permission to stay away from the exams... I will even vomit in exam hall The mathematics teacher will use my score in the summative test to derive my score for the end term exams. I will end up scoring 90 in the total score...no be my fault na. You no see say I took ill during the exams.. with this score in Mathematics 1st position is guaranteed.No 3 trick. I try to do my best and score high marks in the first lap of the term when the lessons are not much...that's during the summative tests. During the exams I will prepare well. Any subject that I read the questions in the end term examination and discovered the questions are damn difficult. Omo I will switch to a total different handwriting and write rubbish. I will be serious writing rubbish while smiling...my fellow students will think I found the questions quite easy and that am coasting to victory already. I will not write my name on the answer sheet, even my number I will not write, even date. At the end I will submit my answer sheet at the rush hour. Finally the subject teacher will invite me that my script is missing...I will raise alarm that they want to rig the results. I will go to the dean and launch a report that they have misplaced my script to rig me out. The dean will ask the teacher to prepare a separate exam for me...which will be much easier and in some cases they will use my score in the summative tests and derive my score in the end term exams. Boom I don land 1st position or 2nd again ![]() No 4. Instead of copying notes Up and down I resorted to photocopying notes. I attended a boarding school. I will get the notes of my friends and give it to the school driver who photocopies them for me in the town, during Siesta. Then once he is back ..I will return ur note to you. Teachers usually drop their lesson notes with the class prefect. I will beg him to give it to me to copy during Siesta, that I will help him write it on the board during afternoon prep or night prep. The teacher will always mark where to stop. I will photocopy everything damn thing in the lesson notes. I will read and study ahead. I will spend most of my time in the library where I hide these photocopied notes and I study them at odd hours. With this am always ahead. I was made class prefect many times Library Prefect Academic Prefect Senior Prefect Before you say I was beating dullards, I used these trick in 3 different schools, all boarding schools. With super intelligent boys in my class and we were not less than 90 students in a class, but I maintained 1st to 3rd position in all of them. Today I belong to Old boys Associations in all these 3 different schools in two different states. All my class mates each time we come around always hail me as the most intelligent during their time. They tell their girlfriends and wives. "You cannot beat this guy while we were in school" My advice to you is this: Cut corners to reach the top. And make sure you cut corners as fair as possible in order not to be caught. Abi you no see as Sergio Ramos break Mohammed Salah hand which made Real Madrid win UCL some seasons back... ![]() Below is one of my school leaving testimonials
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Risentouch:Let me shock you op. There's no true love in Nigeria. You can only be loved as a man in Nigeria on the condition that you provide something...either good money, good di*k or good family connections... Take it to the Bank...no true love for a man in Nigeria. |
CharisEleos:Save us this ur bullcrap. All of una, both dead, alive and unborn are d same...this strategy works like mad. Any girl that rejects u just move on sharp sharp u may still bang her in he future on a platter of indomie... E don happen to me many times |
2dominate:Check am below...it happened in the Holy Writ
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sslcrypt:Oops! |
God can bring you to meet ur missing rib at those aforementioned places. E dey happen and e still dey happen. People marry cool wives even from brothels...some people are into one or two shit cos of one or two family quagmires and poverty. Remember in the Holy writ... YAHWEH admonished prophet Hosea to marry a LovePeddler... If Baba God commanded his prophet to marry a LovePeddler... Who are you mere mortal under Buhari misrule to judge me if a marry from a brothel |
seanwilliam:Yes |
The guy can still get them... He should just be ready to face the shame of naked videos going viral... Then he should report to the Police who will prevail on the hotel management to release the CCTV footages of what transpired in the room. That transfer alone to their account is enough to nab them. No big deal here. He just need money to make the police work efficiently and then get those a** holes. Get them arraigned in court and demand 50 million in damages from them |
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