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US should divert the ship to Kuvuki land or Sambisa Forest... wether virus or no virus...Sambisa needs to be populated

illicit:
Lol bangbros

oshe

illicit:
Bring her come my crib Mai show two of u

If op bring her come and u show op finish and he no grab wetin u show am, hala me ma I come ur crib come show them

ok b/4 I advice u; answer correctly:

a)Wetin be ur prick(i.e odolondo)size?

b)Pesin wey dey learn driving no dey start with Dangote trailer. So na Olosho u go date or na home girl?

c) Are u into any addiction. Are u a chain smoker or an alchohol pro?

d) Op you dey chop(feed) wella or u dey save money?.. u dey drink garri or u dey invest in Lotto or bet9ja?

e) How old are you and how old is ur girl?

You fit think say na joke I dey joke, but if u fit answer correctly and sincerely, I go give u ogbonge sex or bleep therapy.

BadRadio:
fellow NAIRALANDERS, it is with a saddened heart that I bring to u this piece or pieces of information. Pls my new girl is on my neck that I bore her in bed.

pls how do i improve my stamina?

born2fuck

itearhertoto

bushyanus

u guys should suggest something

Ok na to fry fuel because of this yeyebrity show off abi?

Lynx001:
.wise men that cant fix aba.Leave chest beating. this is why sometimes they dont trust us anymore because what they are doing(controlling the country)if we have opportunity we will do more. Igbos and hausas have been long allies before they both betrayed each other. When shagari was president ekwueme's wife was first lady cos shagari's wives where uneducated. Igbos where principal officers in old göngola state. igbos had ruled lagos. Then we boast how we own lagos. Who's gönna trust you.

Mbaise man keep quiet...always betraying thats why Imolites said no to u guys and sided with Hope Uzodimma. No be Mbaise people scatter Aba. I know of a street in Aba that the landlords have sworn never to accept Mbaise tenant(s) in their houses. Sir Warrior una brother talk am sef...una over sabi made Mbaise one of the least developed part of SE...Catholic Church give una Bishop for una yeye Ahiara diocese...una reject am. Apart from Aba-Igbo cultural dance; what else are u guys remembered for...

No be u guys go rob for Gabon...u come here dey claim bullshit...see Mbaise dey call SE chest beaters.

Nigeria no get any other option than to hire foreign coach for the Super Eagles to perform...

Borno no get any other option than to hire foreign brains for them to grow...even Gov Aminu Tambuwal got an SA from the South East...

Wise men are from the East even Bible, Koran and all sacred books including dictionary talk am

Whether Bruno or no Bruno...

#OleOut

Op is the Director General of SMAN...(Single Moms Association of Nigeria)

So op well done at ur work...

But this is Nigeria where the Single mom fit see ur stooping low to marry her as a sign of weakness and will bore the hell out of ya life...

Naija ladies rarely appreciate favours.

1. scissors style

2. Bicycle

3. Valedictorian

4. Zeus ( this one sweet me die...I fit give u my atm pin sef)

5. Prison guard (i.e if d girl fup and I want punish her...)

This is the constituency of Hope d Fraud...how come Hope won in this area with a total of 200,000 votes...

Which LGA is she from?

Isiala Mbano or Onuimo?

See my man never u marry out of pity and never u marry out of love cos the love a woman gives u changes with time. Once they give birth...their love and affection is transfered to their child(ren).

Now my man marry out of what you really want in your life...if u want peace, go for a lady that to some extent will gurantee you that...if you are a weakling, and in need of an authoritarian lady like Merghan, Duchess of Sussex, then look for a lady with such character.

So my man, I see you as a man of peace and order. A man with passion for excellence and rectitude. A man that may have strict dietary rules... If my perception of your personality is correct; then you have to settle down with Benita.
Susan will turn to a nag and gonna nag the hell out of your present peaceful and orderly life.

Godluck!

Caveat Emptor:
Do not take the domestic expertise of Benita as a true hallmark of a wife material...ladies are fickle and can change. Look for other qualities...like being supportive, self-control, fear of God, creative thinking and business acumen...those are the traits she will transfer to your unborn children.

Finally what Benita will be in the near future depends on you. There is no much configurations on her default. If you relax too much, bad guys on campus may reset her...so monitor her closely since she is in her Freshman year and green horns will always like to explore and experiment on many 'no go' areas of campus life. No dull your game.

kingscare1:
Ma niguuuuuuur.
1 bo for you

Well done..
Abeg tell mama Jewessgratitude make she sama me 1 bo of chilled ( golden guinea) or 33

All these small small girls dey piss person off these days.

AfroKnight:
For those who struggle against “patriarchy”, you have scored an own goal. Are we not equal beings? Why do you expect a man not to banter with a woman? Are you less important and therefore dismissible just because you are a woman? You see why you’re classless?

Airhead.

Bro leave d low life alone na her type full here. Small pikin wey come Nairaland not up to 6 months go come dey insult elders like u nd me who don spent 4yrs plus on this platform. Since 2015 na only 21 days I don spend online d mumu girl wey come here last August don spend 19 days online mentioning people upandan that tells u how busy she is. She is just an e-slay queen...wey fit wor wor in real life.

Jewessgratitude:
You know what amazes me about you? The way you go about exchanging banters with a woman. You have proved how less of a man you are. In fact, you are a sissy and I dont deal with Sissies.
I'm done with you sissy AfroKnight.

So he should stop exchanging banters with a woman (according to you) cos a woman is a demi god abi? who u epp sef? who u serve? u don baff? gerrrarrrah here jor.

I no like snakes on a normal...but I just book this wetland...




















Because I know say a certain snake charmer called Lala go move this go front page

ODUNEWUWURA:
most of the times being a man is a life of previledge and honours.you get better looking as you grow older.your $perms dont expire or dry up till you die.white hair is sexy on your head. you can marry someone half your age without starting a riot. etc etc.

yet there are stinging bitter truths that we have not been spared from by the Universe or God.whichever you believe.here are a few unchangeable realities you will do well to understand and stop obsessing over or trying to fight coz you will only hurt yourself.

1.WOMEN MAY BE SH!T, BUT IF YOU TRY TO EXCLUDE WOMEN FROM SEX AND SEX AMONGST YOURSELVES GOD WILL ANNIHILATE YOU.

there is no written record where societies have been divinely destroyed because every woman became a wh0re.but we do have a record of cities that God ended because men had sex minus women.whenever men have sex with each other the anger of God is always kindled and justice delivered. which goes to show that God himself knew the purpose for which He created Eve for Adam- sex.and all sex must include her. or else.



2.YOU ARE DISPOSABLE.

this one stings exceedingly.history is one long road flowing with the blood of men who gave their lives for women.from the Titanic men who let women take the small boats and survive the sinking of the ship,to the 2 world wars that saw millions of men swept into oblivion to the legendary stories of Troy where whole armies were destroyed all for a woman; the message is clear: men your duty is to die for the welfare of women.and so in every catastrophy its "women and children first". and men last. in genocides men get killed and women taken away.boys get hacked to pieces and girls kidnapped. men are disposable. like diapers or pampers. even if a man dies another will come to take his place. after all it takes ONE MAN TO POPULATE THE WHOLE WORLD. so as long as men are more than one, they can be massacred,murdered and sacrificed and still humanity will go on. there are currently 8billion people in the world, with less than half being men,if 3billion men were to die today leaving less than a billion alive, still humanity will continue.in the greater scheme of things its the women who matter coz they are the gateway of entry for new humans.one man can impregnate thousands of women in a month.but if only 1 tenth of women remain humanity would be in danger of extinction.



3.YOU ARE WEAKER BIOLOGICALLY THAN WOMEN

sure a man can lift a heavier object than a woman.but thats only physical strength.its only muscle.but when we talk about real strength it belongs to women.the "survival of the fittest" type of strength, it belongs to women.from the womb girls are stronger.in times of famine and hardships male babies in the womb have been known to self-abort.it gets worse, when boys are born they die more than girls during infanthood and childhood.think back on the people you know that died as young children and you will realise most were boys.their systems are just weaker.women can endure far more than men can.



4.WHEN YOU ARE RAPED ITS A BLESSING

thank the beta losers who struggle to get laid for this one.after ages of thirst for sex any form of sex comes to be viewed as a gift.be it forced or consentual. its still desired and welcome to most males. and consequently good luck trying to report a rape at your local police station..."you should be thanking God" "most men wish for what you just experienced" are the responses you will likely get.not the openning of a docket



5.THE UGLIEST GIRL GETS MORE SEX IN A YEAR THAN THE MOST HANDSOME GUY WILL EVER GET IN HIS WHOLE LIFE

coz women control sex and men hunt for sex. thank Adam for this upset in balance.to illustrate it clearer imagine this: Davido can fvck any girl that sneaks backstage to meet him,no matter how ugly she is. but Yemi Alade will never fvck any guy that sneaks back stage to meet her,no matter how handsome he is.

or let me put it this way: an ugly woman will always find a man to get her pregnant but a handsome man will have to prove many things to a woman before she accepts to be his baby mama.its fvcked up.its coz women have standards.and they control the sex. thats the reason women never tell men the real number of men they slept with.coz that info would melt their minds. as a rule of thumb women will divide their number by 3. so if she says she slept with 10 guys in her life just multiply by 3 and get 30.thats closer to her true mileage. but men always multiply by 3. to make themselves appear to be Players.if a guy says he slept with 15 girls,just divide that number by 3 and get 5.thats closer to his mileage.it sucks.



6.YOU WILL ALWAYS GET A LONGER PRISON SENTENCE THAN A WOMAN FOR THE SAME EXACT CRIME.

there is something about jailing women for long periods that rubs judges the wrong way.maybe its the fact that they think their wombs will go to waste. but time and time again women have been proven to get far lesser sentences in jail than men.not only that, but they get parole amd pardons easier.nothing more to say.



7.THE MALES OF EVERY SPECIES DIE EARLIER THAN THE FEMALES

another one thats bitter like wormwood.closely linked to the point on the biological superiority of women.thats why more boys are born at any given time than girls.coz those pen!s-owners just dont last.nature has to over-supply to prepare for the coming easy deaths of men.in every species in the animal kingdom,humans included,males just kick the bucket earlier.sometimes due to their own stupidity( in becoming soldiers,criminals and their inability to walk away from fights) but most of the times coz their are not strong enough to live long. look around you.most old people are women. men have long since gone to be with the ancestors.



8.THE CHILDREN ARE THE MOTHER'S PROPERTY, NO MATTER HOW BAD A MOTHER SHE IS.

this hurts during divorce cases. and salt is added to the wound when men are refused access to their children.long ago it was the opposite. fathers owned the children. thats why when the young Jesus amazed the priests they asked " who is his father".coz it was the patriarchy at its strongest. the rule of the father. now its the matriarchy. the rule of the mother.and all men will be made to feel it. even if your babymama is a drug addict that cant stay sober for 5mins, still the court will decide she is a better mother than you even thou you never drank beer all your life. she is a woman after all. they make the babies.



kinda depressing hey gents? i know. atleast God is called a He. like us. wait!!! nuns in England once pertitioned the church to produce a Bible which refered to God as a She. demet. cant men have something to call their own in this world??

cheers

Cheers kee u dia. U are a plagiarist...Ubunja is the original owner of the work...acknowledge him for once...

degamemaster:
You just read my mind. It could be that he's working with the cabals and was informed earlier about their evil plot, but God pass them. Emeka Ihedioha is our governor and he will complete his tenure.

Amen

Imo go enter on chance today...

Apc and Buharig go seize am back...

Watch and see. Mbaka got a first hand information from the cabals and he jejely turn am into prophecy

Which Kin make-shift palace be this...This one na coronation behind closed doors.

E be like say FIFA ban fans from entering the stadium. Only ref, technical crew and match officials dey inside stadium.

This just be like a movie scene...e no serious at all.

Anyways congrats to the king and his slay queen.

czarr:
I expect you to hold her to the same standard you hold yourself, how can you be a virgin and still friend a non virgin girl? it means she has more experience than you....she go use your heart play betking

Bro some guys just dey fall hands...30yrs and still virgin...mumu guy...some guys should be donated to scientists make them use their good for nothing d**ks take test male contraceptive drugs for real niggarz.

Shibaraba:
No be all toys Pikin dey use play.
Pikin fit play with spoon we go leave am
He fit play with plate we go look am
When he start to play with knife na that time elders dey join mouth collect am.
For if he no use am wound others he go use am wound himself
If he cry and him parents put mouth the elders go gather correct the parents. Beat the Pikin join sef so that he no go use

I don't need to explain this

I think say u be real niggar only... I no even know say be real elder sef...

Iran don score an own and u know say VAR no dey cancel own goal.

Trump just dey laugh Iran in 3D...make them arrange delegation to go beg Trump.

Some religious articles I ordered for from a Shrine in Rome, were sent to Aba post office since 2014. I don go there tire them say they no see am. Na so I take throw away my hard earned €150 I use make the purchase online.


If you want recieve parcel inside here..forget about NIPOST go through UPS, DHL etc.

Some religious articles I ordered for were sent to me from a Shrine in Rome to Aba post office since 2014. I don go there tire them say they no see am. Na so I take throw away my hard earned €150 I use make the purchase online.


If you want recieve parcel inside here..forget about NIPOST go through UPS, DHL etc.

martolux:
Own goal against Canada, Canada should retaliate.

Those Canadians on board were actually Iranians with dual citizenship. Iran just slaughtered their citizens...ho haa

Okay

If Iran do fiim these two guys below no go pity them o...

Trump and Boris Johnson no get ur time o. The two mean business o. They fit turn Iran to Sambisa forest.

Even Putin of Russia na Trump main man secretly. No be Russia help Trump win the Democrats to become POTUS

fairfora:
which members...? Mention one of USA allies who had spoken in support of the killing cos I watch the trend. Is it France he blasted on climate change which is real and staring us in the face? , Germany whom trump called all manners of names or the UK he insulted with their PM? None of those countries ever said anything in support of trump's action. Japan too is just neutral about it.

Dude Macron and Boris Johnson don talk say no one should cry over the death ofa terrorist. Which other way do you want them to show u say dem surpport d strike? Which other powerful NATO nation remain? Do you expect Canada (Trudeau) to speak...Canada and US are just like Nigeria and Niger Rep. them are one cos if US is in trouble Canada will suffer and vice versa. So calm down.Iran no get balls to fight Trump.