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CaveAdullam:
Your brain stinks man.

Ídiot calls himself adult thinking man.

Smelling "Ewu"

my brains stinks, but your mama adulterous pussy stinks more. The cradle of civilization is Egypt, the West keep presenting wrong facts about the Arab World. Roadside, cavemen, who got no roof over them, like ur stupid self, will come and present those facts inorder to sound woke. Go have nd take ur bath cave man "onye ogba (cave)" mkpi zungeru

CaveAdullam:
So, how do you learn to be a doctor, a lawyer, an accountant, a scientist, or an engineer without the knowledge being taught in a university?

Oga I stopped reading the 8:14pm trash you dropped here when you averred in ur no 8 trash that outside Saudi Arabia, that fanatical Arab nations are not developed, Oga I have been to Muscat and Tehran. Also ask those who have been to Kuwait City and Bahrain. Arab countries na your mate? down Africa go to Algiers, Casablaca, Cairo, New Cairo, these places will burst your head. Algeria manufactures their automobile. Go to Suez canal and see what the Egyptians built there. And in ur no. 5 trash the oldest high institution and university in the world na Arabs get am. You now want to tell them the importance of a university

Ok

MadamExcellency:
There is no Igbo in Delta State.

E be like say ifeanyi, Okechukwu, Oliseh, etc are Yoruba names abi, werey

fuckingAyaya:
they have accurately predicted the winner from 2011 to 2019 so 2023 ain't exceptional. Obi/datti 2023-2031

wow! some of this predictions dey work sha. Just like all the site that predicted Messi to lift the world cup, just because he lost penalty against Poland claiming it have happened twice in the past

Pls how important is this ANAP poll, does it mean, they have accurately predicted the winners of past presidential elections? make una still clear me small

virginboy1:
At the bolded very true... Now I just seek of what benefits the woman will be to me instead of one mumu love talks

Thats my way now. Who love help. In my new neighbourhood, I now buy my stuffs at one particular supermarket. The owner, a woman is building trust in me. I buy stuffs there only in the evenings, when she is usually around. She will tell me to go with the items and bring the balance much later. I have done that on 5 different occasions and returned the balance at exactly the time I promised her, this have been on for sometime now. This week I began familarizing with her very ugly, fat daughter of 20yrs. She now knows my house, she saw me one morning coming out with my friends and was happy cos my house makes sense die. Omo I am doing all these things cos I will be needing a loan, around 5 million to set up a farm next year. I got intels that she helps big men in the hood with loans. She is a top ranking officer in a bank up town.

Jokerman:
� #Qatar2022 top performers:

⚽ Goals - Mbappe (
�️ Assists - Griezmann, Bruno Fernandes, Kane, Perisic and Messi (3)
� Key passes - Griezmann (22)
� Tackles - Hakimi (26)
� Saves - Livakovic (24)
� Dribbles - Mbappe (25)
�️ WS Rating - Messi (8.25)

#FIFAWorldCup


So Penalty can make someone now have highest ratings... no more dribbles or key passes again

Stats from Bench TV. Na we send to come Qatar come dey chop bench

The 2026 World cup will be one of the craziest World cups ever. I pray Trump returns, if not, I forsee terrorist attacks hitting USA

Jimmythewise:
I usually don't agree with assumptions but I have first hand experience of this.
They are ill mannered and entitled.

Personally, I avoid ladies with tangerine size or orange size boobs, they can kill when you push them to the walls, they are always insecure in relationships and their bra be like a pair of those eye glasses with tiny lens when you remove them, a huge turn off for me

There's no single Nigerian girl born from 1980-2023, wey her head correct, am yet to see a single one. You may argue this, but you know inside you, that am telling you d koko as e be

I fully support the new naira policy. We so much waste and throw money around in this country. Any bitch that shine her teeth towards u, you dash her money and rush to Atm or POS to withdraw more cash, no sense of planing, no investments by young guys only to build mansions and buy exotic cars that will hard them to maintain, 2morr they go broke. This policy will also collapse the hook-up industry

adambeatz:
Hands Down the best quote I'll be ending the year with � I'll be giving my graphic editor to work on this.
Doesn't apply to only women tho

ok, thats good

Henceforth, it is now a crime to compare C. Ronaldo to Lionel Messi. According to the Street Penal Code (As amended 18th Dec., 2022) Section :14, paragph: 1: "Anyone found on the streets comparing Cristiano Ronaldo de Aveiro Tapinado to Lionel Andres Football Messi, in an arguement about the greatest of all time i.e GOAT; will be deemed to have committed an offence and will be punishable by a hot slap" Guys take note and be on the watch for offenders. Give the person a hot slap, and if he reports you to Police; just cite this penal code and the case will be quashed.

Kiddogarcia:
Yes,Messi won the world cup,but people forget that Mikel obi had a long career at one of the best club in the world.
And for taiwo, football just happened to him,not every player in that Argentine u20 became successful too tho.
Na we be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement

Mikel was also successful. Won AFCON, even before Messi won Copa America, also won UCL, league titles and later captained the Super Eagles.

Team Messi is not a leader, how market? Mbappe thinks he can sit on Messi's nose and balance well. He should lower his ego and put some respect on LM10. Messi will return to PSG as his boss, that graduation gown the sheik of Qatar gave Messi means he have graduated from CR7 and co their level and have joined the likes of Pele and Maradona. They are the football trinity

Haydens:
The moment you start worshipping them or do their calling that's when you have lost it as a man.

*ALWAYS MAINTAIN FRAME*

yeah, they know that they are worthless, so when you worship them, they see u as more worthless than them

Haydens:
If you’re an ambitious man, thriving on your purpose; you deserve a feminine, submissive woman with no body counts.

If you’re a man with low drive for greatness, you deserve a woman with low drive to preserve her femininity.

Low value balances with low value & vice versa.

Cannot be spoken better. Look at Lionel Messi, how many times did you hear his wife talk. Very submissive. Same with C. Ronaldo, his partner whom he picked from a grocery store where she was a sales rep is loyal, worships Ronaldo like a demi god. But look at Mauro Icardi, he would have been a world cup winner with Argentina, but a LovePeddler Wanda Nara who gives him 5 BJs daily, destroyed him, he signed off all his investments to her, made her his manger and the BJs stopped flowing, now she has left to go back to her ex-partner and Icardi is running around kitikiti-katakata begging her all in vain and missed the World cup

BeardedMeat:
This is the same mindset the Op's colleague had until it became too late.

oga all us were born alone, we can live our life in peace as single adults. You dont need a modafvcker in the name of partner to be happy in this life

Inside life. Thats why I love single life. Dont allow them to trick you into getting married. Marriage is women's retirement plan from Whoring FC. This one that wants divorce never play U17, and U20 for Whoring FC. She want go play senior level. Take it or leave it she don get coach already

smile11s:
There’s only one best.

Jesus said he will come back the second time. 2000 years later, He already came back as Fela Kuti and went back to heaven. So we are now waiting for the 3rd coming which probably take 4000 years this time.

Must you comment rubbish

Uchesis:
I am the most useless human being, I dey chop shit from Tinubu's pampers!!!

Wow

Uchesis:
I am a bastard, my papa is an unknown gunmen, but Nigerian army don kill am

oops!

Uchesis:
My papa na Foooooooooool

ok no p, we've taken note of that

SultanOfPuna:
Im from uyo i Just landed in umuahia this morning for traditonal wedding and I must say.
This State looks very dry like a VILLAGE
People I see on the street are wearing rubbish 2nd hand clothes looking tartard

Even me that is wearing nice clothes u need to see how they are staring at me as if I just came back from London.

I will be going back to uyo immediately
Umuahia is worse than a village

I am yet to see an Umuahia man ridding okada in Akwa Ibom stake, IK, Uyo, Eket. But na Anang, Ibibio and Efik guys full Abia state mending shoes and ridding okada. Kindly explain that

akwesenana:
Just play her rich flex by 21 savage and drake. Bitchh don't call me on Christmas Eve. Bitchh call your dad.

lols

Tonnyray:
How much does it cost to build a bungalow and what percentage of Nigerian men have that amount of disposable income?
Your story reminds me of this joke:

A guy was taking a smoke break with his non-smoking colleague.
“How long have you been smoking for?” the colleague asks.
“Thirty years,” says the smoker.
“Thirty years!” marvels the co-worker. “That costs so much money. At a pack a day, you’re spending $1,900 a year. Had you instead invested that money at an 8% return for the last 30 years, you’d have $250,000 in the bank today. That’s enough to buy a Ferrari.”
The smoker looked puzzled.
“Do you smoke?” he asked his co-worker.
“No.”
“So where is your fvcking Ferrari?”

This life ain't 2+2=4.

I got u clear dude, who go broke go broke, who go make am go make am, no be by shayo

Persephone1:
His mumu no too much? Him go babe house in the morning no meet am, phone don off. And he dey there dey ask himself jamb questions about another babe.

leave am, soon that aboki go bleep his babe. Na so woman be, what they tell u they abhor; they secretly crave for

Now I understand why Morrocco lost, Buhari bad luck omen don strike again plus sleepy Joe. Chai

tensazangetsu20:
Lets put making it at a net income of 250000 per month in Nigeria from Job or business. How many people make it. The same Nigeria graduates are unemployed 10 15 years after graduating or on 30k a month. See how he said get rich as if e easy . That 250k by the way no even reach to buy toks 2004 corolla o . When you go see money buy the Benz and BMW to show women shege

oga if I have saved all the money that I use shayo and pursue woman, until, I foun this thread, I would have built at least a bungalow with. If we plan well, invest well and save right we go make am

Millions of pain syrups delivered to Portugal and Benchnado fans... World cup loading and 8th ballon d'or loading, no be our fault, na God do am for us