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PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo Offers Scholarship To UTME Highest Scorer At Anambra University by faceland: 2:08am On Jul 22, 2023
Why you no send her to private university?

Your Excellency, that is a bad offer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkvEd_fZlN4
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Help Me Make $3 Million by faceland: 10:41pm On Jul 21, 2023
You want to make millions of dollars digitally from Nigeria, on Nigerian soil?

All the skills you listed here would be obsolete in the next 3 years (you can just order a computer to do it for you free of charge).

It is possible and may be God is speaking to you. It certainly isn't easy (seems like unrealistic expectation).
EducationRe: FG Increases Unity Schools’ Fees From ₦45,000 To ₦100,000 by faceland: 7:42pm On Jul 21, 2023
100k for bad education with bad living condition and bad moral upbringing.

It i better you train them at home while they follow you to workshop to earn life skills.
CrimeRe: Man Killed His Girlfriend For Burning His Rice In Cross River (Photos) by faceland: 7:24pm On Jul 21, 2023
Manigie:
Anger.....

Men, there are better ways to deal with a lady than this beating
Poor people think it's normal behavior.
TravelRe: Why Is Flight Price Now Expensive In Nigeria (picture) by faceland: 7:18pm On Jul 21, 2023
XerXers:
Higher taxation in Nigeria
It's just "demand and supply"

If they make it $5000 people in Nigeria would still pay but if they do that in Benin, they might not sell a single ticket.
CrimeRe: Notorious Motorbike Snatchers Caught In Ogun, Given A 'Rare Face-Lift' by faceland: 7:14pm On Jul 21, 2023
Lucky to still be alive (because these are 'armed robber').
CrimeRe: Notorious Motorbike Snatchers Caught In Ogun, Given A 'Rare Face-Lift' by faceland: 7:11pm On Jul 21, 2023
It's tomorrow morning they would feel the pain (hopefully on transit from cell to proper prison).
FoodRe: Which Food Can #1,000 Cook That Will Last For 3days? by faceland: 6:54pm On Jul 21, 2023
Reinamaria:
Use that 1k to buy bags of cold pure water, sell, make some profits, before thinking of eating.
By the time he finish suffering to sell that pure water, his profit might be 200 naira but this time he would need 1500 for medicine.
FoodRe: Which Food Can #1,000 Cook That Will Last For 3days? by faceland: 6:51pm On Jul 21, 2023
Everyone is different.

I would just fast and pray for 48 hours.

On the 2nd day, I buy spaghetti and eggs.


Incase you don't know. 1k is valueless these days.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cannot Cook..see The Shit She Prepared by faceland: 1:34pm On Jul 21, 2023
The first one (with the Dobby's Logo) would be hard to eat (except the chicken). Looks like dog food.

The other look like rich man's food.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Cannot Cook..see The Shit She Prepared by faceland: 1:30pm On Jul 21, 2023
The food looks like too much work (hours in the kitchen).

If the pictures are real, you are too rich that is why your girlfriend is playing in the kitchen.
CrimeRe: Chinyere Awuda Beaten To Death In Anambra Club (Photo) by faceland:
She doesn't deserve to die but assuming she was male, a thief would get beaten like one.

No fear for the men who moves at late night.
PoliticsRe: Can Someone Please Explain What Happened Here by faceland: 1:11pm On Jul 21, 2023
He doesn't need our vote to be president and to be reelected.

If you do not like his policy, you can go to court (or police station, whichever one is closest to you).
RomanceRe: What I Learned By Going Through The Social Media Posts Of Dead People by faceland: 12:47pm On Jul 21, 2023
That is just the normal social media and "keeping up with the Joneses".

There is also a reason why people delete old post/pictures of their spouse when they separate. One day before they break up, they seems like the happiest couples on earth (meanwhile they were having problems during those happy post).
PoliticsRe: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by faceland: 7:18pm On Jul 18, 2023
Canvaa222:
Nobody's protesting
They took to the street when it was raised to N65 (Including Woke Soyinka). Now it is N620 everyone just act cool as if nothing happened.
PoliticsRe: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by faceland: 7:06pm On Jul 18, 2023
Children should just sit at home. Thousands spent on transport every week.
CrimeRe: Arrested Whiteman Who Stole 335 Times More Money Than HUSHPUPPI by faceland(op): 6:58pm On Jul 18, 2023
ruggedtimi:
Oyibo scam na usually big time ponzi schemes....wallstreet frauds
Another one Sam Bankman-Fried stole billions of dollars (these are figure that I can even put in naira). Yet his country and people would not suffer stigma of being clever scammers... The guy tactically protected himself with knowledge of the law.
CrimeRe: Arrested Whiteman Who Stole 335 Times More Money Than HUSHPUPPI by faceland(op): 6:51pm On Jul 18, 2023
9182736455O1999:
WTF is $14 million Naira? huh
Sometimes I write these things at night, exhausted.Typo/grammar error.

14 million US dollars
Which would be billions of naira
CrimeRe: Arrested Whiteman Who Stole 335 Times More Money Than HUSHPUPPI by faceland(op): 8:10am On Jul 18, 2023
youngsahito:
Scammer pass scammer.
grin One year they could not arrest him even though most of his victims are US citizen. He then has the audacity to plead not guilty.

To put things into perspective, former president Buhari has travelled to Europe to collect a 4 million dollars education aid. This guy stole more than 1000 times that money.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: AI Image Generator ~ Free Alternative To The Expensive Midjourney by faceland(op): 7:54am On Jul 18, 2023
Here is a recently viral AI Generated Image but by Midjourney.

It is Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg in a very joyous vacation at the beach side 😂

CrimeRe: Arrested Whiteman Who Stole 335 Times More Money Than HUSHPUPPI by faceland(op): 7:36am On Jul 18, 2023
Ever8090:
Ok...
If he was a Nigerian, by now the United Nations would suspend visa for all Nigerians.... and the man said sorry, the billions of dollars don go, no refund.
CrimeArrested Whiteman Who Stole 335 Times More Money Than HUSHPUPPI by faceland(op):
Hushpuppi stole $14 million but this fraudulent-CEO stole $4.7 billion (that billion with a B in dollar). His name is Alex Machinski. From dya one, he started the company with the aim to scam and it took them one year to even make an arrest, but thank God the victims might get justice.

https://artist.ifekaterry.com/2023/07/alex-machinski-creator-of-multi-billion.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE52-uhdXT0

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: AI Image Generator ~ Free Alternative To The Expensive Midjourney by faceland(op):
Yea,
You know those people that charge 1k to turn your image to cartoon... You can do it automatically there by uploading the picture and asking it to do it's thing (chose anima effect). Just part of the AI revolution.

The image below, I personally instructed it to make (they call it prompt).

Art, Graphics & VideoAI Image Generator ~ Free Alternative To The Expensive Midjourney by faceland(op):
MidJourney would not even allow me do a sample, they instantly want newly register users to start paying upfront.

Just found an alternative that I swear is equally as good and FREE.

As a developer, you can also integrate it into your own app and legally make profit because it is Open Source.

It is Stability AI at dreamstudio.ai

It is fascinating and you can play with it.
RomanceRe: Wealthy Simp Dumps Fiancée For Maid [NOLLYWOOD MOVIE RECAP] by faceland(op): 6:11am On Jul 18, 2023
tonytony208:
Nollywood and story repetition.

10 different movies can narrate exactly the same story, the only differences being the actors and locations.

The locations can even be the same at times. grin
grin
PoliticsRe: State Of Origin Requirement Should Be Abolished - Okey Bakassi by faceland: 6:13pm On Jul 16, 2023
State of origin and Religion should be removed from all government and legal document if Nigeria is really ONE.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Europe-Bound Teenage Student With Drug Concealed Inside Crayfish by faceland: 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2023
imagrg:
They may be innocent.

What if they are not innocent?

The Innocent I know in Nigeria is at large! grin
They re the once that probably gave him the idea.
He can make that drugs from scratch in Europe.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Europe-Bound Teenage Student With Drug Concealed Inside Crayfish by faceland: 6:04pm On Jul 16, 2023
Disgrace to family. Waste of million.

You are out of Nigeria, you can make clean and legitimate money without the limitation that bounds us that reside in this shithole.
RomanceRe: Wealthy Simp Dumps Fiancée For Maid [NOLLYWOOD MOVIE RECAP] by faceland(op): 5:59pm On Jul 16, 2023
Feel free to suggest any Nollywood movie you would like me to summarize.
RomanceRe: Wealthy Simp Dumps Fiancée For Maid [NOLLYWOOD MOVIE RECAP] by faceland(op): 5:53pm On Jul 16, 2023
Here is the full 2 hours video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJEJVP3l0L4









Here is a rip-off 4 hours of a similar story plot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEBJ3CMpfGY

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