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TravelRe: Nigerian Men Rejoice After Crossing The Mediterranean Sea Into Europe (video) by faceland: 9:03pm On Feb 01, 2023
I respect his bravery. Now he is a refugee.
PoliticsRe: The Plot Against Yoruba Thickens by faceland: 8:38pm On Feb 01, 2023
ycat:
Don't worry, we will get all the weapons we need free when the time comes. With all the trillions being stolen from Yorubaland to feed you and your leaders, our potentials are limitless to the world. Which money is Obi and Atiku wasting, yours?
Please stop bullshitting... It was Nigerian money that put those infrastructures.

Learn to be honest... Also ask yourself sincerely, are you willing to die for something as you wrote (really die for Oduduw Republic)?
PoliticsRe: Are We Sure This Man Wants To Hand Over Power? by faceland: 8:35pm On Feb 01, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Why are the urchins crying this days ? grin cheesy
I understand now. This is why:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUPTbqr-oIE
PoliticsRe: Military Raiding Lagos And Arresting Hoodlums by faceland: 8:32pm On Feb 01, 2023
You can't use bottle to fight gun... and even if you have gun, the military would go and get tank.
PoliticsRe: Are We Sure This Man Wants To Hand Over Power? by faceland: 8:29pm On Feb 01, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Why are the urchins crying this days ? grin cheesy
Only today they started posting but have been upset since FFK tweet.

I thought they were trolling when they would post 'this is your next president', did they really believed that?
PoliticsRe: Are We Sure This Man Wants To Hand Over Power? by faceland: 8:23pm On Feb 01, 2023
He must step down June 12 regardless if we have a replacement or not.

Except of cause is he wants to end up like those West African useless leaders that their own bodyguard scatter their brains with a bullet.
PoliticsRe: The Plot Against Yoruba Thickens by faceland: 8:18pm On Feb 01, 2023
ycat:
You need to start by telling the truth. I have advocated for Yoruba having their country. And yes the rigging is the only reason igbo police is coming to run elections in Yorubaland. Apc is still the best of all the parties running, so it should still win.

What's your point again?
Buzz off jo!
Go and ask Tinubu to give you weapons. No one would fight it but YOU. It is Lagos money he is wasting all over the country, let him buy weapons for you or collect back your money from him.
PoliticsRe: The Plot Against Yoruba Thickens by faceland: 8:12pm On Feb 01, 2023
ycat:
In all your lineage in 10 lifetimes you will never have anyone as smart as Tinubu and you know it. See the refuse dump excuse of a region you came from and still talking. You and your people should be lining up in front of Tinubu's house every morning to thank him for giving you access to life in his backyard. Only Yoruba who have their obituary printed will vote Obi.
Tinubu didn't build Lagos (the former Capital Territory of Nigeria).

Most of the iconic landmark in Lagos where built long before Tinubu because the governor and started looting.
PoliticsRe: The Plot Against Yoruba Thickens by faceland: 8:09pm On Feb 01, 2023
ycat:
It's clear that Yoruba will never be allowed to participate in Nigeria's democracy. Yoruba are the engine that runs Nigeria and the financial backbone of the country. If you take Yorubaland out of Nigeria, the country will collapse and turn to Venezuela on steroids, a country with oil but you can't see a rat, cat or dog because they have eaten all of them out of hunger. Yorubaland put Nigeria in the map and the only face Nigeria has. So why is the plot to stop Yoruba from ever ruling Nigeria is this bold? Well, it's because we have accepted everything thrown our way, the fear of dying has crippled us so much that we are not holding our own down. They say people who haven't found something to die for, have no purpose to live for, what about yourselves and your children? Aren't they worth fighting for? Buhari put an igbo police to control Yorubaland during elections, he wants to rig the elections against Tinubu. They want to rig the elections against Yoruba again. Don't you know that the only reason they are afraid of Tinubu is because he's a real Yoruba man(unlike Obasanjo, an igbo man they call Yoruba to deceive you) and will work against them and do the right thing for Nigeria with total equity? He won't rob peter to pay paul, he will let every region retain what it generates, how is this bad if Nigerians are honest? The first thread about the new police commissioner in Lagos has been locked, I wonder why! This is a new war they have brought to your doorstep, are you going to just look like baboons lying down again? Where in the world do you provide money for food and you are the one going hungry? If these foreign police who don't speak the language of the land that your mothers and grandmothers understand are not raping your children, they're killing your youths. How long are you going to accept these assaults? You are already at war and people die only once. Do we still have alpha males and females in Yorubaland? If we don't, at least let's make some noise and get the attention of the weapon sellers to correct this injustice against Yoruba and hopefully some war mercenaries to help us. As Ukraine wraps up, they are going to need somewhere to go, in our case, it will be a different kind of emotion on people, owing that we are fighting for our survival as a people on our soil. Between our cousins in Togo, Benin and beyond, the victory will be ours. But first we must start somewhere.
Try and agitate for Oduduwa Republic but base it on the TRUTH. Give up the lies of rigging election against an unpopular fool on a failed party, or the lies of a conspiracy against Yoruba's.

Tell Tinubu to chant for war... but his tollgates would not be generating money and everything would be demolish with just bombs from the sky.
PoliticsRe: The Plot Against Yoruba Thickens by faceland: 8:04pm On Feb 01, 2023
ycat:
It's clear that Yoruba will never be allowed to participate in Nigeria's democracy. Yoruba are the engine that runs Nigeria and the financial backbone of the country. If you take Yorubaland out of Nigeria, the country will collapse and turn to Venezuela on steroids, a country with oil but you can't see a rat, cat or dog because they have eaten all of them out of hunger. Yorubaland put Nigeria in the map and the only face Nigeria has. So why is the plot to stop Yoruba from ever ruling Nigeria is this bold? Well, it's because we have accepted everything thrown our way, the fear of dying has crippled us so much that we are not holding our own down. They say people who haven't found something to die for, have no purpose to live for, what about yourselves and your children? Aren't they worth fighting for? Buhari put an igbo police to control Yorubaland during elections, he wants to rig the elections against Tinubu. They want to rig the elections against Yoruba again. Don't you know that the only reason they are afraid of Tinubu is because he's a real Yoruba man(unlike Obasanjo, an igbo man they call Yoruba to deceive you) and will work against them and do the right thing for Nigeria with total equity? He won't rob peter to pay paul, he will let every region retain what it generates, how is this bad if Nigerians are honest? The first thread about the new police commissioner in Lagos has been locked, I wonder why! This is a new war they have brought to your doorstep, are you going to just look like baboons lying down again? Where in the world do you provide money for food and you are the one going hungry? If these foreign police who don't speak the language of the land that your mothers and grandmothers understand are not raping your children, they're killing your youths. How long are you going to accept these assaults? You are already at war and people die only once. Do we still have alpha males and females in Yorubaland? If we don't, at least let's make some noise and get the attention of the weapon sellers to correct this injustice against Yoruba and hopefully some war mercenaries to help us. As Ukraine wraps up, they are going to need somewhere to go, in our case, it will be a different kind of emotion on people, owing that we are fighting for our survival as a people on our soil. Between our cousins in Togo, Benin and beyond, the victory will be ours. But first we must start somewhere.
You have not yet lose election and you are already playing victim...

It is not too late for Tinubu to step down for a mentally healthy Yoruba man... Tell the frail Tinubu and his Muslim/Muslim ticket to go to hell (and be president there).
PoliticsRe: Yorubas Should Never Ever Refer To Northerners As Betrayers Ever Again(photos) by faceland: 8:00pm On Feb 01, 2023
They don't even need to explain anything, let Tinubu enjoy his delusion. Wike 2.0
PoliticsRe: INEC Publishes "Notice Of Poll" For 2023 General Elections by faceland: 7:55pm On Feb 01, 2023
Bye Bye BuBu...
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Naira Redesign Doesn't Make Any Political Or Economic Sense (Video) by faceland: 7:43pm On Feb 01, 2023
egopersonified:
Is spending money really hard? All I will do is go to a big car dealer, buy 20 cars, look for another location, move the cars there and start selling them with profit. Or buy large parcels of land in different locations. All in cash.
True but not land and cars. Buy rice and put in warehouses... Due to inflation, you can sell it for the exact price you bought it one year from now, and someone would quickly buy everything.

Cars and land has particulars (that enters a database) and C of O.

If a terrorist buys 200 million naira worth of land ICPC and EFCC would eventually take the land and throw him in jail because he can't explain his source of income.
BusinessRe: Communities, Markets In Sokoto Abandon Naira, Trade In CFA Over Scarcity Of New by faceland: 3:55pm On Feb 01, 2023
I would gladly trade what the other west African currencies.

Sokoto is almost outside Nigeria which is why they adapted.
FamilyRe: Woman Who Got Pregnant While On Birth Control Gives Birth To Baby Holding IUD by faceland: 3:53pm On Feb 01, 2023
Fighter
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Naira Redesign Doesn't Make Any Political Or Economic Sense (Video) by faceland: 3:42pm On Feb 01, 2023
temitope27:
They can't stop the moving train



JAGABAN FOR PRESIDENT
The woman on the left is always at his rally besides him and hyping him. Is that his aid or what?
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai: Naira Redesign Doesn't Make Any Political Or Economic Sense (Video) by faceland: 3:37pm On Feb 01, 2023
Taxation on all e-transactions (that has increased due to the new policy restricting how much cash we can withdraw).

Please governor, share the stolen old currencies you haven't yet changed.
CrimeRe: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by faceland: 3:35pm On Feb 01, 2023
mjuvey3:
My brother,I'm a regular weed smoker and I can tell you that in the last ten years,I've only had about 25 vivid dreams....I hardy dream.... Infact,in a year I might not dream or not remember it at all.

I thought you meant dreams as in ambition.
Oh, I see. Yes, the day you quit, they would come back fully. 😄
CrimeRe: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by faceland: 3:24pm On Feb 01, 2023
mjuvey3:
So Bob Marley, Barack Obama , Fela kuti, 2pac Shakur etc never had dreams?

All these people I mentioned are/were addicted weed smokers.
I mean dreams when you sleep. I know what am talking about. Now you can have a floord gate of inspiration while high and awake...

You can conduct your own experiment. Just smoke a little daily for 6 months and you would not dream while sleeping in those 6 months. The day you quit, it would be too much dreams. It is biological.
PhonesRe: Starlink Is Not For The Masses But For The Incoming Surveillance State by faceland: 3:00pm On Feb 01, 2023
Image123:
OP, take it easy. Life is not like this brother.
Honestly, I can see where he is coming from but he mixed it with militant hatred. SpaceX is part of US government. They bankroll it in billions of dollars.
PhonesRe: Starlink Is Not For The Masses But For The Incoming Surveillance State by faceland: 2:52pm On Feb 01, 2023
Please remove that word Jewish so your message can reach more people (it's also racist). I think a corrupt country like Nigeria is already under surveillance (even all of Buhari's calls are monitored by USA).

It's not even portable (how can I pay 30k just to also subscribe on my phone).
PetsRe: Dog Destroys Owner's Airpod Worth ₦‎68,000 (Video) by faceland: 2:42pm On Feb 01, 2023
MMempire:
Airpod looking like biscuit bone to the dog.
It really looks like bone and the smell of the earwax on it also convinced it.
PetsRe: Dog Destroys Owner's Airpod Worth ₦‎68,000 (Video) by faceland: 2:37pm On Feb 01, 2023
Send it outside and don't give it chicken.

Give it dog food and bones.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack INEC Office, Police Station, Residential Building In Anambra by faceland: 2:34pm On Feb 01, 2023
CASTOSVILLA:
We have criminal elements everywhere. They're not more than the masses. They're not big enough to stop anything in the East. They can only attack 1 or 2 polling units.
You sure you can disobey sit at home order?
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack INEC Office, Police Station, Residential Building In Anambra by faceland: 2:31pm On Feb 01, 2023
If they can attack a Police Station, they are not normal criminals. They were sure they would be successful.
CrimeRe: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by faceland: 2:27pm On Feb 01, 2023
Therock5555:
I had to leave out so many facts because the matter long to create novel, I didn't want NLanders to start complaining that I wrote an epistle....

As for my nightmares, I've been having them since I was young, I could remember fleeing to my parents room everynight until I got a grip on it and started managing it.

MJ completely eliminated it cause I stopped sleeping, I just get stoned and pass out, wake up the next morning like a new born baby.

Now I wake up an average of 4 times a night.... I go still dey manage am Sha... Cause sleeping pills could cause another addiction.
You can't have dreams when you are smoking weed... So dreams are the first thing that comes back when you quit.
CrimeRe: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by faceland: 2:25pm On Feb 01, 2023
Olachase:
And will you believe I was that officer that cut ur hair and slapped you, don't worry we will get you again, you felt you are smart by acting sick.😏😏

No worry eyes go jam again na boot I go take remove your teeth 😁😁😁
At least he is free but NDLEA officers are not free (unfortunately). He can go to the market easy but they are risking their life going to the market. Even Correctional Officers are 1000x freer than NDLEA due to the big drugs bust and then offending the foot soldiers that have nothing to lose.
CrimeRe: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by faceland: 2:10pm On Feb 01, 2023
Generalwoodz:
When I got to the point where you said, "you faked malaria" then the bittersweet memory came flooding in.

Somewhere in the North. A decade ago... I faked grave ulcer and the then commandant Major General (-----) gave order for my release and that of my mates.

I had on a white tee shirt, a knee length blue shorts and black stockings. I wasn't alone. I had comrades or better still cadets hopefuls dabbed in exact same outfits and haircuts.

If you haven't guessed we were held in a Jail at secluded spot in the Nigerian defense Academy.

The memory is fugy but we were at least 10 young boys confined in high walls. One was a Minister's son, another an Elder statesman. others were offsprings of respected and Seasoned politicians.

😂 I had nobody but well behaved and acted as a child of an astute business tycoon somewhere in Kafanchan. I had to do that after they told their profiles.

We had a Sprite rubber pet unlike you who had a big bucket for urination.

The picture is still clear how we squeezed the cap of our tennage penis to fit into the rubber to pee afterward disacharged by pouring way through the strong barricaded little opening that was designed to let in air for disgruntled inmates.

The food!😂 I'll never forget in hurry the delicious delicacies that graced the hard floors we slept on. Three square meals bro! Egusi soups with big big meats! Oh, how soft the semo was...🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛🍛

I never felt lost, lost in thoughts and or utter hopeless because of the hot foods and evident display of comradeship. You may call it paradise in hell.

We had no one legged presidio or number one.

The high walls had bold inscriptions and told grand tales of men whom have been in and out of that place.

...
They don't want death because people die there and many said they were sick but no one believed them.
CrimeRe: My Experience In NDLEA Jail by faceland: 1:46pm On Feb 01, 2023
Only 7 days...

Just act responsibility and regain your family's trust.

NDLEA has DDRD program, and every year, at least two people going in a normal youth (but abusing drugs) and came out fully insane (usually caused by other inmates bulling them).

As unpleasant as it is, you now have thick skin.
PhonesRe: Starlink Will Shake Up The Internet Market! What do you think? by faceland: 12:21pm On Feb 01, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
which coat? You get coat? Abi na dat coat wey your friend borrow you do Christmas you dey call your own coat? Abeg no make me laugh o
What is "coat" big boy?... and can you post a picture of your coat with a unique message like your user name (I too want to laugh at you)?


...silence

Don't replay without picture, lets start with your receipts and brand of cars, or just screenshot of you account balance.

Just for the records, it priority. I can't finish 100GB in a month. Electric bill alone is double that price, so fuel and so on. No shame in asking for a better deal that suits once lifestyle/usage
PoliticsRe: Jaruma Calls Out Maryam Atiku Over Tinubu by faceland: 12:17pm On Feb 01, 2023
Babaebe:
I cant understand
I don't understand WTF is going on here?
RomanceRe: POS Operators una Own 2much by faceland: 12:05pm On Feb 01, 2023
Tallesty1:
Nah me go tell you how dey get the money not the other way around
I stood at an ATM for 2 hours one day, and witness them with a bounce of new cards, withdrawing with their machine in one hand.

(the edges of their cards were shining white, that was how I knew they were all new).

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