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njuwo:
Wife: Honey can i use OUR Blackberry?

Husband: No problem, It's on the table.

Wife: Can i use our jeep? I want to get something from the market.

Husband: But you have ur own car ok here is the key.

Wife: Erm, erm, honey..... erm, erm can i use our ATM Card? I want to withdraw our money.

Husband: If i give you our slap, you will not see clearly with our eyes to drive our jeep to withdraw our money.

Lmfao

Old Man u know dey ashame

This is some people that enjoyed life right here.They had the best womens,The best cars,the best houses but they dead now.He was a superstar.Now he's just a sand.

Niggaz know um that New shit/
Bitches love me like Bruce Lee/100 cars no bulletproof/she wanna suck my fucking goof/i got Money in my pocket/im chillin in my jacket/niggaz trina be like me but they know am One/boy trina take my chain umma boss my gun/u Said Freezy aint the coolest u must be dumb/im in the slum/im having fun/yall known to run/hiding in my coop looking for a smut to drink my cum/we guetting Money over here u guetting none/Pray the Lord all of my enemies become bumbs/now u can stop Reading this lyrics because am done/

Freezy baby, sleepy Mercedez
Six that maybe, get that navy
Get the baby, big fat ladies
Gimmie a break like kit kat ladies
Game I kick that daily, the reason why ya bytch act crazy
Ay, I'm the nigga that ya bytch act crazy
You betta fix that lady, you hit that lately, I get that baby
The boy is a mack, she like dick all in her back, and she call me 4 that
Cause i spoil her wit that
And right up in her mouth is where my spalding is at
I'm a mu'fuckin' P.I.M.P, 3 dimes with me
I bow...to never let a biatch get me
And never have my pockets empty
Never forget Pac and Biggie
I'm a gangsta baby, 1-2-3 eighty
SQ'in baby, Sqalla back at cha squadron
Gotta gat for them boyz and
Holla back at cha boy bitch
Holla back at cha boy biitttch!
I pass up the block in the toy quick
I got the toy dipped
The toy sit...on them big boy lips
Hittin' like Roy Jones Jr
Fuckin' with the Birdman Jr
I know you heard what i do to you
Leave ya body on the curve wit like two thru you
Anybody got the nerves then its your broad
I'm so high off the herbs, so its your call
I'm a stand by my wordz, I'm a young dog
Lead come out, head come off
The red come out, then ya bedz hauled off
Fee I got us!
I spit the shit that kill the people
Still a peep squeak, but my game cock diseal
Flow is overgrown, you not legal
I be the East land legzal
Shut ya trap, SQAD UP daddy that'z a wrap
When we come we be extra strapped
When it make ya brain touch the crack
Check my gesture, I'm just the mack
And i know how adjust to stretch the crack
Turn 1 and 2 in the quarter just like that!
And i tbust my gat just like that
Fee i'm a leave it just like that

@filleSouriant



Yo baby this is my number


0022892670338 call me

U cant compare them Man they speak two different languages

Jay=Go

Hausa

This verry intresting read it please

Missionary, back shots, pop it off, rocket off
I tell you right now if my cok is soft (what I want?)
Head before and after (what's that?)
Top it off (do what?)
On ya knees, show you how to top a boss (how it go?)
Lick, suck, deep throat, stop, cough
Hop on, hop off, lollipop off
I know it's white, but here come the hot sauce

Camron suck it or not

Burning a personne is Haram in islamic religion toughtwhoever gets burn or get drawn should go to heaven my Muslim brothers know that

I was really in the lobby with the grands tryna take guap
In the hallway, all day, is or it ain't hot
Listen to Hot 9, like what do they got
that I don't, With a blindfold I see everyone they say's hot
It's too easy, I'm feelin like I'm a cheater (why?)
The flow heavy, your's light like a slice of pita (haha)
When moms was pregnant she was lightin reefer
That's why I'm nice, in the middle of Alaska I'll write a heater
I'm just cool and rough, hoody matchin my Adidas
Pants with the permanent wrinkles like I am Ian Eagle
I will make every last one of you guys believers
Dudes is all lost, that's my word, I'm playin timer's keeper

Saying salam is good but u dont tell that to a koofar u tell that to a Muslim brother

Soona na nai Fadal//
Enna garin Togo/
Ena tashi dasafe enna shan coco/kowa ya san abeencheen so na Chine toowoo/yanriya ka na son na tasan inda nafeeto/kudi na Na dewa/yarinya ka wai boora na na Bata kaywa/guyoon agwan ka Sun san number one moonay la/yaro u dont want my problem then kudi na ka pay la/

Whoever wanna loose Weight should drink this it make u skinny quickly

I have an uncle that also told me that Haussa people are also from Susan

Hove is wack for real

Ewo awon boys yi.
Kamikaze on a Ketto level.
Yahooze!
E jami si jo!

Lol American wanna be

Yall better catch dude if not he's gon do more damage

Crazy world

Banku and fish

Burna boy i dey like the Guy o he's too quiet

Your love is real
the love you feel.
Your love is great
the love you make.
Your records are on fire
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and go wild and crazy,
or be fat and lazy.
So I played some Doors
and saw some whores.
So I said goodbye
and they all must die, fool.
So dig my guts
and eat my brain
and then go insane.
I don't
Care I love it
so forget it, Punk!

Is Freezy f baby
Please sais the baby
Ridin with Ur bitch in my farin
I be in my housse alone y she callin
Yall dude soft like dudu easy to break
Yall want be like the G but yall niggaz Fake
Money long like ussain bolt leg
I dont Bleep with the feds
Up in Ur chick zone shorty give me some head
Im the sickest rapper After weezy
Blood niggaz love me like jeezy
Boy better pay me my doe when u see me
Cuz umma blow Ur fucking brains with the semi
Freezy fly niggaz wanna see me poor
They wanna see me in the hood asking doe guetting ignore
Thats y i stay hustlin yo this cake i aint make me more
Freezy a General
Pocket full of decimal
I will kill a criminal
Morning freestyle so now on nairaland tell me who's more lyrical

Poor Girl i feel sorry 4 her