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Romance / Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by Failure44: 8:07am On Jul 30
StillDtruth:


If the road is sweet and good then there is nothing to think.

But you love bad bad things so i bless you with bad bad things.

Oya say amen.
May sex finish you patapata! May your name be seephylis and gono gono!
May you have a permanent room in the hospital like people do for hotels as they tell you, see "you next time"
May you marry olosho, ashawo, hook up people ..




When you're done "cursing" also shower yourself with blessings to be richer than dangote.

Mumu
Romance / Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by Failure44: 5:00pm On Jul 29
Leemzyy:
Really? am speechless,so now being a virgin is a problem or what?plss go and sit down
Let's be realistic here, it's 2024 and I don't wanna have to embarrass myself sexually in front of a woman I'd want to take seriously in the future.

We undermine how important sexual performance is for a long lasting relationship and I lack the experience.
Romance / Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by Failure44: 4:58pm On Jul 29
Fido24:


15 Do you not know that your bodies are a part of Christ Himself? Am I to take a part of Christ and make it a part of a woman who sells the use of her body? No! Never! 16 Do you not know that a man who joins himself to a woman who sells the use of her body becomes a part of her? The Holy Writings say, “The two will become one.” 17 But if you join yourself to the Lord, you are one with Him in spirit.

18 Have nothing to do with sex sins! Any other sin that a man does, does not hurt his own body. But the man who does a sex sin sins against his own body. 19 Do you not know that your body is a house of God where the Holy Spirit lives? God gave you His Holy Spirit. Now you belong to God. You do not belong to yourselves. 20 God bought you with a great price. So honor God with your body. You belong to Him.
1 Corinthians 6: 15-20

16 Don’t you know that you yourselves are God’s temple and that God’s Spirit dwells in your midst? 17 If anyone destroys God’s temple, God will destroy that person; for God’s temple is sacred, and you together are that temple.
1 Corinthians 3:17


I see people that hold and believe in biblical verses as educated illiterates that can't think for themselves.

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Romance / Re: Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by Failure44: 2:57pm On Jul 29
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Hope you didn't bargain? undecided

Kpekus is a very lucrative property that bannies are well equipped with..

100k per kpekus is even low......some native cocks actually pay millions just to strangle the hell out of a kpekus...... But in all of these,na men still dey lose,cuz men always end up paying for something thats being enjoyed by both parties.

I didn't bother contacting them as the prices were shocking, I noticed the more beautiful and matured the woman, The higher her prices.
Politics / Re: Deleted by Failure44: 2:53pm On Jul 29
NoahHadNoArk:
Keep making your dad proud with a moniker like that
Your mother
Romance / Help, I'm still a virgin at 21 years old! by Failure44: 2:51pm On Jul 29
Good afternoon house, I'm 21 years and still a virgin. I'm not happy at all even tho am a handsome guy, So I have decided to try this sex thing through an ashawo but am shocked at the prices am seeing on coded runs.
I was budgeting 50k for over night but on checking the site am seeing 100-150k.

People actually pay these prices?
And please I need the link to the ashawo peer barlour telegram.
Politics / Deleted by Failure44: 4:55pm On Jul 21
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Romance / Re: Get Your Favorite Influencers Leaked Tapes by Failure44: 8:11am On Oct 29, 2023
Stop wondering what girls like Mia bassey and Isabella Georgewill look without clothes


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Romance / Get Your Favorite Influencers Leaked Tapes by Failure44: 7:33am On Oct 29, 2023
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Don taka (including sex tapes)
+20 vids of tolashe including sex tapes
Mims
Catherine (cattzysn on snap)
Kingima
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Yes_iam_erica (including sex tapes)
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Loveheleah/ hottie leena
ifeoluwakishi
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Badvirgo (including sex tapes)
Ms.oreoluwa
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Religion / Re: How Do I Deal With My Religious Neighbors Wife? by Failure44: 1:57pm On Aug 03, 2023
DamianDd:
I've recently been taking care of my hair as a man I've been looking towards self-improvement and of course improvement begins with my looks.

My own my hair is the shorts strong Nigerian dry hair so even if it's long it will still appear very short which is what I fixed by treating my hair recently and washing it, right after I washed it that evening I weaved it for it to dry and while I was outside that's when my neighbors wife came, she called me and started preaching about heavenly race and I've sinned for this hair I did and what will people think of dad by me carrying this. All I did was simply assure her that I don't do dreads or weaving and I just did it so the hair and my scalp could get space to dry.

Now the hair is back to normal and it's better because it just looks like afro now very many like it supposed to be, it's doesn't look like a girls hair it just looks like a guy that's been training hair for a long time so it's okay like afro.

Tonight she saw me while she was standing with her friend and they both start telling me about heavenly race and what people will talk about my hair, how I should not allow it to shift me from my destiny.... man's just stood there wondering what has brainwashed this women and how their husbands and children survive this everyday.

How do you presume I go about this because I don't intend on being rude to my elders and my neighbors wife as at that?
Are you child
Tell them to mind their business
TV/Movies / Re: BBTitans: Surprised Khosi Touches Yemi’s Erect Manhood (Photos, Video) by Failure44: 8:32am On Feb 02, 2023
I pity their unborn children
They'll be cursed for generations to come when they see what their parents had done in the past

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Food / Re: Look At The Delicious Chimpanzee My Hunter Friend Prepared For Me by Failure44: 1:19pm On Jan 22, 2023
Holla911:
If the op could eat chimps, he sure sure do eat humans.
This is very wrong and disgusting to look at.
I will avoid you if I know you in person.

As if I'd ever want to know someone like you
Food / Re: Look At The Delicious Chimpanzee My Hunter Friend Prepared For Me by Failure44: 6:26pm On Jan 21, 2023
Dogalmighty17:
The ignorance of the black man is what kills him. Simians that are one of the largest reservoirs of some of the most deadly viruses in the world is what you are handling carelessly. Enjoy your meal but also prepare for your death.
Oga shut up your mouth

The goat meat you eat
They don't have viruses?
Rubbish

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Food / Look At The Delicious Chimpanzee My Hunter Friend Prepared For Me by Failure44: 5:36pm On Jan 21, 2023
My friend just killed this chimp last night and I joined him to prepare it.
I'm surprised monkey meat isn't s big thing in this country because it's delicious.
Later people will say there's hunger in the land grin

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders Please Come To My Aid before depression kills me by Failure44: 2:15pm On Dec 23, 2022
Please anything cry
Romance / Nairalanders Please Come To My Aid before depression kills me by Failure44: 11:53am On Dec 23, 2022
I never thought I'd get to this stage but am desperate
I borrowed 50k from jumia loan app to settle my land lord as my father had suddenly decided to abandon me and refuse to pay anything else apart from my school fees.
As typing this right now am already planning on moving into the school hostel when the rent expires by August I don't have anywhere else to go.

I have managed to pay back 56k but the high interest rate leaves me with 20k left to pay back.
Please nothing is too small.
This is jumia loan app details

I'm not begging for money to eat or anything just to help me pay this thing let me have peace of mind


Detail is 8607084496
Wemba bank
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Know How To Cook by Failure44: 4:04pm On Dec 01, 2022
Kobojunkie:
You love food but you don't know how to cook it for yourself. Rather you want someone else to do it for you? Are you an slowpoke that you can't learn how to? undecided
Your father is a slowpoke

I believe everyone has their role in this life

When am busy as the man hustling and providing I should also be the one to prepare the meal?

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Know How To Cook by Failure44: 1:37pm On Dec 01, 2022
tochez24:



You can fix that if she wants to learn, if she's willing to learn you can send her to a catering school oga.... Nobody is 100% o na just fix and fix everybody dey do.

My ex was a good cook and damme beautiful too, very Fair and nice ass, but she cheat pass anything on skirt.... If you come be me wetin you go do

If she's loyal, beautiful and teachable.... You should fix her rather than dumping her!!!

This is true
I have discussed with her about going to a catering school to learn.
She said she's open to the time when she has time.

I'll apply pressure for her to do because I also don't know how to cook.

If we go to the next level na so both of us go dey enter restaurant every day?
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Know How To Cook by Failure44: 11:31am On Dec 01, 2022
Laturuturu:




Haba ! Can't you eat her fat ass ?
Abeg bro sex will tire you at some point even tho it's sweet.

Na big yansh I wan chop for morning?

This thing has suddenly scattered the plans I had for her

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Know How To Cook by Failure44: 10:55am On Dec 01, 2022
PrimeTv:


If really love her that much she can learn from your mother, youtube or something else what do you think.

A woman that hasn't learnt how to cook from her own mother I don't think would suddenly decide to learn from my own.

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Romance / She Doesn't Know How To Cook by Failure44: 10:44am On Dec 01, 2022
Theres this girl am with.
When I say she's beautiful I mean she's damn beautiful.
Fat ass and average breast, she's my spec in every manner and way physically and we even have the same music taste.
You could call her the woman of my dreams and she has been bringing up relationship talk lately.

But there's an issue
She can't cook

This is a serious problem for me because I love food, I'm struggling to ignore the fact she can't cook this is a major problem for me.

Abeg my fellow guys in the house what do you think
Education / Re: A Newly Admitted Medical Student In Need Of Advice by Failure44: 11:46pm On Oct 10, 2022
Osoboshi:
congratulations man,getting admission into a med skul is not easy.A 4th year med student of UNN
for ur first year just try and attend classes +practicals,for my skul it was majorly the materials given to us by lecturers that we used,it was more sec skul stuff sha.
New courses u will be introduced to are medical genetics in first semester,then parasitology in 2nd semester of not everytin was basic sec skul stuff.
try and get a very good G.P bcus of scholarship. that's for now but if u still want me to brief u on ur 2nd and 3rd year course work just qoute me.
don't mind my crazy writing sha,ain't gat time
Hello
I'm currently in my 2and year now
Finished with a gp of 4.1

Anatomy has shocked me
I have never seen something so difficult to understand in my life

How did you go through these 2nd year courses??
Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Failure44: 9:54am On Jul 05, 2022
Anugoson
eni070

I don't have access to this account email so message me on my email
Mikelawz15@gmail.com

I don't wanna drop my personal number here
Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Failure44: 8:54pm On Jul 04, 2022
5thAngel:


Well, if you desire a change, you need to let go of the bitterness inside.
And as my own contribution to you, if you're interested, I can teach you how to register business names with CAC. You can start from there and I pray God leads you to his plan for you
I'm interested
Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Failure44: 8:53pm On Jul 04, 2022
SeeHim:
@Poster, How Much Do You Really Need?
I just want to settle my loan
12k on palmpay
18k on jumia
30k



Someone quoted me saying I use a samsung
This s8 I bought it 2nd hand with my own money that I hustled for.

Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Failure44: 8:50pm On Jul 04, 2022
Acidosis:



What did you do with loans? To pay school fees, feed, or club like your criminal friends?
Textbook and airtime

Didnt you read where I said I spend all my time studying while my friends were doing fraud?

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Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Failure44: 6:56pm On Jul 04, 2022
h0pze3:


How much does you owe loan app

Lemme compare
12k on palmpay
Also owing jumia loan 18k.

So 30k in total.

Family / Re: I Hate My Life, I'll Make Sure My Father Suffers At Old Age. by Failure44: 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2022
ibechris:
When I read comments like this,I just have to look back and thank my dad real good.




You don't know how lucky you are.

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