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luigiajah:
which country rules Africa and please can you cite an instance where Nigerians bully their hosts. A few weeks ago Nigerians where beaten up by an Indian mob and you say that's bullying?

We Nigerians are way too lousy,we boast over nothing,that is why you see us fighting ethnic wars when bigger countries are breaking grounds,India just orbited the planet mass with $75million,an we can't even account $9million stole and taken to south african,not to talk of $20b NNPC money.

yusufogrin:
datz gat notin to do with crammin,datz naija economy

No sir it has a lot to do with it,do u know we import anything importable,including toothpicks?because our education system does not allow us to seek knowledge and create solutions,but we just read to pass exams

Nothing can be compared with practical know-how;if you put a Nigerian aeronautic engineer and an American aeronautic Engi neer in a class,the Nigerian student wud keep coming tops,with the help of CRamming,but compare both of them like 10years after school years,the American wud go on,possibly to manufacture a plane,or develop aproblem solving technique,due to his practical inclination,but the Nigerian wud properly be looking for job.

emeka1101: Doctor is pronounced Docta. Search it in a dictionary.

Bro.leave mata for matter..who cares weather it is docta...we have got our unique accent(one of the sexiest in the world)and they have got theirs',so we cool with it.do u think an english man can pronounce your local name properly? Mek Dem go sidon joor!

I tink is more with easterners,because yoruba folks will first grab the meat even before the food is served

laurenjones: ikpeba

Ikpeba ke?

Who are your top five sports pundits in nigeria?
For me ,I go with the following:
1.encyclopedic Mitchell Obi.
2.the articulate Deji Tinubu
3.Deji omotoyibo
4.Larry izamoje
5.mumuni Alao.


Plz feel free to add your's

carefreewannabe: Can you read?

And wat did you read?

Damolar45: We are one.Igbo Hausa Yoruba;We are Nigeria.Why do weargue on what's happened already.Why won't we just let sleeping dogs lie?These dumb arguments will only strenghten disunity,and that is the last thing we need as a nation.

My bro.I don't know why some pple find pleasure dwelling on tinz divide us rather on the tinz that unite us.this nation will not divide antime..nigeria is like a polygamous family,we fight,we argue but at the end we still need eachother

Johnnoo: Camerounian soldiers are fighting BH and Nigerians are partying & drinking Henessy
#unseriousness

Don't worry,nigeria Army will soon issue a press release claiming the ovation..chris Olukolade over to you.

This guy's intelligence and an deep reasoning always marvel me,he is one of the rear-gems that needs to be in leadership position in our dear nation

micolaj: tru talk...let's draw d curtain

God bless!

micolaj: I know where u are going, so u cannot protect your company`s interest unless u are a GATEMAN abi? u lack ability to reason in a different way... anyway, I wasn`t referring to the PROTECTION in physical state or those ones u wach in American movies...Mature minds can decipher and comprehend the REAL MEANING.as in protectin ur image, reputation, protectin u frm bad friends by counsellin u, frm evil women by givin u d koko, lookin at issues frm a different perspectiv wen d need arises, prayin 4 u nd d family and finally protectin ur life dream.

I rest my case.

Thank you.

I also know wt u were pointing at,but protection is a wrong choice of word,in relation an in marriage,protection is primarily,the job of a man..even in bible,it says "husbands love your wife as christ loved the church an gave his life*(more like a defence wall)for her,so wt protection can be more than this?a woman may protect,but that that is secondary,an complementary but to the man ,its primary

The one that Annoy me the most...my GF wud ask(especially wen my team is losing)..she be like..how can "22-grown-up men be running around like headless-chickens"* wat I will give u Van Persie-flying head-butt

micolaj: I'm stil singu...I wil get mari 4 onli 1 reasn, dat's protection. Woman protects man... I nid a wuman dat wil protect me for d rest of my life (apart frm my moda)

How does a woman protect a man,isn't it the other way round..as in a man protects a man..so if arm robber come your house,u run under the mattress an ask your wife to protect you? ,tufia!

Mintayo: "Be fruitful and Multiply..." I guess you can't do that without getting married?
Hence God is the authur of marriage,he created the marriage institution!

Wt is ur definition of been fruitfull an multiplying?

Someone said this an it made a lot of sense to me..."he said he got marrired the moment he realised that he can feed himself(take care) an in addition,feed another person..so marriage is. Been responsible for yourself first,an then for another person

oluyemisee: Why must women suffer everything?body hair removal should be added to our daily routein while men leave every where rough including public hair and manage to bath once in three days

Which men r u talikn about..the ones u r used to seen?Change ur location

Sleekyshuga: Not really a fault of theirs... Nature made it so... I've had classmates back then in secondary school who had hairs like males on their arms n legs... Really looked gross but I know how much a closer friend kept shaving until she got tired n decided 2 leave it to fate cos d truth z, d more she shaves, d more d hair increases ...

Also, if u genuinely love a girl, I don't see 'hairs' being a barrier... She was created dah way ... If she had d chance of creating herself, she wouldn't be plastering herself with hairs, almost looking like a puppy...

Somtimes the solution is rather simple,more often than none,the problem is usually a case of "hormonal imbalance",all that.."is a natural somtin"is of no issue,an the solution is to get a medical help apart from the shaving and use of hair-removal that everyone is talkin about,but we don't aways ask the right people.

Anti-Christ in the making..end time tinz

basty: I have said this severally and will keep saying this that "before an Igbo man becomes a President of Nigeria, he needs the vote of the Southwest". It is easier for a Yoruba man to become the President of Nigeria without a single vote of an Igbo man. An average Hausa man will never trust an Igbo man where as an Hausa man will always belief a Yoruba man before an Igbo. Why the hatred from Igbo toward Yoruba on any fora?

I don't usually make remarks on tribal bigotry,but I must say that u sounded so silly and myopic,obviously u don't know wat the constitution says about been elected to the office of the president,u wd have known that nobody can bcome president without scoring 1/3rd of vote-cast in the six political region...so that tribalist like you will not turn nigeria to "one-regional-state",an even without the constitution,wt you posited still will not happen,no body from any region will be able to win the presidency without the "majority"support of other regions,the best u wud have is a"national or unity government"that was wt happened btw ZIK AND TAFAWA BELEWAa,lso to drive-home the point that we need each other in the country of ours to truelly bcome great,so stop ur hallucinations

semitunde: Nice pictures. I hope that one day, my igbo people will learn the art of sophistry gleaned from moderation and constraint.

Its OK to be enthusiastic and happy about new developments but it leaves a sour taste when it doesn't go beyond being vainglorious.

I have noticed the way the spider888 guy has answered questions for instance without inciting malice. I think more Igbo should learn and adopt that style. You all agree you need more people like him.

Its becoming an accepted norm that Igbo are emotionally violent, many on this forum add vent to this. Its usually passed of as being competitive, but you only realise the folly of such thoughts when the violence is wrought amongst yourselves.

Its going to be great for everyone if the east can develop rapidly. This will force a change in some areas that will require better discussion elsewhere though.
Daalu!!

True talk! For sure we can be More humble,my Eastern brothers in particular an Nigerians at large(especially the three dominant tribes)it a well-knwn facts that the Jews controles American political,industrial,scientific and economic landscape,yet you will never hear them bragging about it..a. Friend was telling how most of the skyscrapers in wall-street and Manhattan are owned by Israelis who live in a self-contain in the same building,but one will never get to know if u are not told.I mean,nations are moving forward..Indian just became the only fourth nation to orbit the planet-Mars,an we are here beefing one another for no just cause,why can't we just grow up and work towards the development of every single zone of the country.humility in greatness :

gbenga4sure: My residue is at ondo city in ondo state,and it will take about 5yrs to harvest my first fruits.

But five years is rather too long,why not go for a hybrid seedlings that wd take lesar years,I also think that weather is a big factor,such crop will do better in areas like plateu state an the mambila plateu

Kachisbarbie: I stopped @ a very early age. Mine wasn't a case of I dream seeing myself in the toilet. I used to have lots of nightmares as a kid...we had this curtain in our room, it looks like a man with white canvas in my eyes @9t (or maybe it was a man in canvas)
...so I avoid anything that would make me open my eye and see 'him' before day break. I rather pee on myself than stand up - it was very intentional

The "realest babe"always admire your sincerity;others babes be like...I never ,ever Bedwet since my mama born me

mmmm,I dey see somtin,just in time for(gubernetorial)electioneering campaign this lawer an politicians are just like "AKI an PAW PAW".. as if we don't know wt the outcome wd be.

aryzgreat: Journalist: sir what do u have to say about the insecurity in the country?

buhari: kai, walai ebry epport zis gwament is making is in putility (futility) . Zis gwament is bery bery kwaropt. Ip insha allahu u fiful bote (vote) por me in za kwaming elcshan, us issue op insekwurity will become a porgotten issue.

I habe flenty flenty idea to kwotail zis boko haram menance.

Have u eva seen an Indian man trying too hard to change his accent so as to sound more appealingwt of Pakistanis,Srilankans,Jamaicansall this are commonwealth nations with their own unique accent an tonation,your problem...is that you have been watching too many American-films and CNN,this is a case of brain-wash.

idumuose: It's very obvious you didn't read my post.Is the emir of kano not also a fulani,is buba marwa not
a fulani? Sanusi's spoken english is polished,yet he is fulani.And who cares if you are igbo?

Y argue something you know nothing about,Buhari's accent is actually better than those of the pple u just mentioned...that is the real hausa- fulani accent,buba Maruwa is not hausa-fulani for ur info

idumuose: Have you ever heard Buhari speak in english with his fulani accent? .

A very poorly spoken english with a fulani accent will never sound very pleasant to the ears.

Here is a man who wants to aspire to be the President of the most populous black nation on
Earth,yet he cannot pronounce the word "the" properly ,instead he pronounces it as "ze" , "fifty" as "pipty".

Buhari cannot even pronounce Nigeria properly,a country he aspires to rule.
He pronounces Nigeria as Neeje - Area . The funniest part is the way he pronounces country.Somebody
should please help me out please.I want to explode with laughter

Being a Fulani is not an excuse.Let him go and learn how to blend English with Fulani accent properly from
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi,the emir of Kano,Buba Marwa,Afterall,they are all Fulani.

Do you know anything about the English language or u just want to make a silly funif you do you wud have known that the hausa-fulani accent is actually the closets to the original english accent(compare to any other nigerian accent)...mind u am from the East...u pple shud "go get a life"

seankafor: IS IT EGYPT THAT CANT PROTECT ITSELF FROM MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD,.POLITICAL CRISES.DONT MENTION ISRAEL COS THEY MUCH OLDER THAN US.U CANT COMPARE 10 YEARS OLD BOY TO 40 YEARS.OLD MAN.WHY NOT DO RESERCHES?
EGYPT CAN NEVER EVER BE A MATCH TO NIGERIAS MILITARY.THE PRBLM OF BOKO HARAM COULD HAVE BEEN A THING OF THE PAST IF NOT FOR MOLES,SYMPATHIZERS AND POLITICS.LASTLY .LAST TIME I CHECKED BOKO HARAM WILL SOON PASS.

U said somtin like "lastly,defence headquarters",is it the defence headquarters building that wd protect us if there's an attack?because I can't see anything special about wat u have just displayed...this is not upto wt is obtainable in an aviation schools in some developing country,if this is wt tied our faith in,then there is danger!

DoctorStephen: SAFRICA leads in corruption

Your proofdon't just make unguarded and unsubstantiated claims..

Wt patriotism are u talking about?why must you hide under the guise of patriotism to garner support for a corrupt an inept administration?because they refused to release your stolen $9millionyou want to do a cover-up for thempple like u are the real enemies of Nigeria,
*for your info,the word is a "free market economy",if you stop their businesses ,they also retaliate.
Stop spreading lies!
*are the companies not paying taxes and employeing Nigerians?
Wt stop Nigerian companies from invading south African markets?go do your home work
*How can our multi-nationals compete with theirs' wen we have killed them with corruption
*South-African airline has an eight-flights-per-week to Nigeria,were is Nigerian airways
South African Telcom an MTN is milking u,were is your NITEL
Escom is bidding for power in nigeria,were ..is ur NEPA/PHCN"bidding for estimated bills"

so who is the real "enemy"south Africa or corruption

#nairalanders been Buzy booking empty-"space".since 1814 while India been buzy booking "space" on Mars