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captainBIAFRA:
BUHARIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


Do we even have a president in this country

NUMB SKULL....

Mogidi:
Very beautiful girls, I hope they have certificates sha

I hate unintelligent girls.

wetin them want use am do?
we talking money , u talking nonsense

them be mumu

focusM:
So my 27 year old friend is confused. She has two guys who have said they want to marry her before the end of the year and she is worried about who to break up with and who to concentrate on. These is the profile of the two guys.

Peter;
2.1 Graduate of chemistry
Christian
60K salary
Drinks and smokes
Very homely and makes her laugh
Very understanding
Very social
they have had sex many time
they've been dating for about two years
Has introduced her to his family and all close friends.
He plans to marry her this year
He doesn't really give her his money
He is 29 yrs
Not so fine but average height


Paul;
Graduate of marine science
Firebrand christian
100K salary
Doesn't drink and smoke
He is not very interesting to be with
Their moments together use to be boring
they have never had sex.he said he doesn't want sex till after marriage
She has not met his family but he plans to introduce her to them soon
He plans to marry her in september
He seems very happy with her
They've been dating for three month
He always gives her so much money
He is 26 years old
Very handsome but short.


As a friend,I advice her to take paul because he is nice to a fault(someone that will give and give without expecting anything in return) but she said she really loves peter and she is used to him but his smoking,drinking and selfish attitude makes her prefer paul though she is always far more happy to be with peter than paul. Pls advice her. Mature advice from people that have seen life not immature people.

PETER AND PAUL, THEM BE ONE NO BE TWO

damiloladuke:
I met this pretty lady on Linkedin, she works as a graduate Assistant at the department of Biological Science, UNIMAID.

IT'S been 6 months now that we've been relating and we both seem to be falling in love with eachother.

I tried inviting her down to Lagos, but she said I have to prove my love for her first by coming to Maiduguiri to see her.

With the security situation over there, Am confused. I love this girl and Am as well concerned about my life.

Am the first child and I don't wanna die now.

Any advice on What I could do?


cc: lalasticlala

Guy, Life is all about risk, a man who risks nothing gains nothing. we live only to risk dying.. Høw will you win the race of life, if you can't just a take a risk.......Use ur brain while taking the risk.. I wish you save Journey.... seek for tactics.....it is worth taking risk, as long as love is involved... She also has the same fear as urs.......

bose2:
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Scam

icelord:
Guys today na ma bday o... Me nd one guy bet say i no go get up to 100likes today.... Abeg, help me to prove him wrong

OYO

stephenqueen:
I laugh at you stupidity at the bolded,well I'm not the type that form on internet...I'm jobless cum gimme job ...Get a life dumbass,if you not jobless u would'nt be here ...I don no ur type. Na only for Internet u dey always form...


But no cry sha ,we always be padi
Oya go find dry bone chop local dawg

Guy, don't talk to my nigga like that.. I knw who u be, but me Dont care, if you dey break bottle, me I dey gun someone down, level pass level..

why will he give it to his girl, make her girl squat until she is hot, ain't easy. the guy squat ni

virginity: I want to make an illustration. a door is closed, you opened with key, and u opened by breaking through.. the door is opened already.. no other words to use for it.. same as virginity.

holusormi:
Lolzzz,,,,, took u so long to find out ,,, she no gree give u yansh Ba ?? ... Throw ur bomb urself ,, I'll cheer you on

who told you I want that maggot pussy... she is just too silly for my likings

MojAyo:
wierd mc,I no fit laugh o

Fat Idiot.. before you laugh your stupid ass out, post your Fat disgusting shape pix here and let people see how horrible your shape is. didn't it occur to you why I can't even go out with you an inch. the very first day you sent me that horrible picture of urs, I lost interest in you. my motive of giving you my pin in the first place was to ask you out only if you are sexy and if you don't have an ugly past, ur present situation is nothing to write home about, your future is not even cleared to you.. show me ur friend and I will tēll you who you are. your husband beat you like punching bag because you are a prostitute. you sell your pussy to so called baba alaye in SA and the father of that one year old bastard son is an hardened criminal, who stole money from white man which led him into prison, tell me reason why your mum won't come with an idea that a prophet told her that both of you were meant to be... You are a bad luck Bisi nairaland name Mojayo.......... if you Dont take time, I have your disgusting, shapeless pix who you were trying to defend yourself that it was just a baby fat...

holusormi:
Ehm bros ,,, actually its 'ashamed' , not 'a shame' .... Stup.id piece of fvck ... Oga driver u dey use ur Oga house pose for pics ... No worry ur Oga go soon reach .... Oloshi somebody!! .... Why is your English so wack.... P.s: this doesn't mean that olosho with a bastar.d would fvck you.... Just thought you should know ...

Guy sorry abt this post., one useless mojayo forced me to do it. The girl is just a bitch of the first order.. I want you to help throw more bomb to her.. thanks

MojAyo:
lol,I will never die o,tanx joor

I know it, that some jobless peeps who gat no job, their hobbies
is to stay 247 online sending Unclad pix to nairaland guys will
come here to mock their jeopardize life. Someone like that
Mojayo, she is not even a shame of herself, she gave birth to a
fatherless son, and yet she no dey think.she come dey faint for
someone else thread. it they pain you say your life don peme to
the extent that Na you they woo guys now. you tried everything
to snatch me away from my girl but I decline you, do u knw why?
you are just irresponsible like the father of the bastard you are
carrying.... shior....... I still have your maggot pussy pix you sent to me.. if u Dont take time, I am going to post it here on nairaland. bitch....

I know it, that some jobless peeps who gat no job, their hobbies is to stay 247 online sending nude pix to nairaland guys will come here to mock their jeopardize life. Someone like that Mojayo, she is not even a shame of herself, she gave birth to a fatherless son, and yet she no dey think.she come dey faint for someone else thread. it they pain you say your life don peme to the extent that Na you they woo guys now. you tried everything to snatch me away from my girl but I decline you, do u knw why? you are just irresponsible like the father of the bastard you are carrying.... shior.......

JUNIT1:
Brave thread, despite the bashing you knew you would reciev, you still went and did it, your guts is admirable sir. Keep up the good work

. you get. I knw how saucy nairaland peeps are, but, who cares..

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MrsChima:
Awww. You have found solace in Jackgotdamn sparrow!

Enjoy the love while its last and get your girl some fashion lessons. Just saying!

It is like, you are jobless

jacksparrow1207:
Thanks boss I'll PM u

alright bro

I met a new friend today.. Jacksparrow1207.......





Haters continue to hate..............

jacksparrow1207:
Awwwwww! This is so sweet. U got my head spinning. Thanks bruv. I also look forward to knowing u more
You da real man!

Bro, i just check on ur dp since, but I must say this, u look so ravishing,,,,, can I add u up on Bbm or Whatsapp?

jacksparrow1207:
Bros, live your life and ignore every mother.fvcker! U owe none of em nothing

I owe you thousands of likes jacksparrow1207.. Na only you be the reasonable person wey dey nairaland apart from me.. you have what it takes to be a man, that's why another man's happiness gives you no headache, cos u got ur own source of happiness... stay cool bro, we shall knw each other better....

jacksparrow1207:
Me no even get time for insult o. I just hate when people put others down. I makes no sense to me

. I love ur type....not every post one must comment. there is no crime if they are just a passersby....

ECOTERRORS:
my GFs are laughing @ your your Rainbow Gf and her feint accessories

You are a fool of the highest order.. wetin dey pain me be say, u are not even proud of urself.. faceless being. Ghost. Ugly beast. stinky fellow. u don't worth my Air force.. I am more sophisticated than every member of your household. that's why my matter they give u headache..

prettythicksme:
cute!no mind d posters above me#bad belles

I won't Jere thanks, I expected things like these before opening the thread, Na my headache i want make e kill them..... and if u watch most of those bad belles people, they are all living a frustrated life.. why would I blame them..

jacksparrow1207:

Na gold dey inside? Dem line am with gold? Abi dem dey mine gold inside? Until the answer to these questions is YES, I'll pass

Dont mind that girl wey no get any pride jare, Na attachment she dey find. she no worth someone u can exchange words with..

ECOTERRORS:
I think you are the one displaying immaturity here by posting your slimy asss with your Weird Mc gf on NL and you want people to complete failure

Ghost, where do u come from? everybody will be like a faceless being like you.. ugly bitch. I am proud of myself.. see my swag. Na jealousy they do you. if the thing they vex you, better u go hug transformer.....

MrsChima:
Chiggie! No spoil the man "love" na!

you are not a shame of urself, you are making mockery of urself, u Dnt know. less privilege..

MrsChima:
Yeah..you are right! No guy takes me serious! (Snickering)

Of course, you are not complaining!

The truth is bitter abi!

why are they not taking you serious? is it because u hulk chin chin. well guys love a classic girls. lol

chigoizie7:
And when u re not with her, u will hate ur life abi?

Keep it up, she will soon dump u for una gate-man

thunder go fire that ur stinky mouth.....Na so ur mum dump ur father for gate man. useless soul, them go just come on nairaland they blab rubbish.. immaturity is a diseases