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Romance › Re: My Madness Has Started by FalseProphet1(m): 7:17pm On Oct 02, 2022
Send me a message, we need to banish the demon responsible for your your misfortune so that you can become useful to yourself and your family.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: 11 Reasons Why Women Easily Fall In Love With Me by FalseProphet1(m): 6:13pm On Oct 02, 2022
This op needs deliverance please whoever can catch him and bring him to my spiritual center for cleansing would would be greatly rewarded. We need to banish the spirit tormenting him once and for all.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Angry Youths Hold ‘pool Party’ On Dilapidated Federal Road In Otukpo (photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 5:40pm On Oct 02, 2022
I see a massive revolution coming up next year, I see the youths protesting in all the 36 States against bad governance, I see them becoming Obidents, I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Terrific Moment A Driver Jumps Out Of His Bus To Join Obidient Rally(video&pix) by FalseProphet1(m):
If Peter Obi doesn't win next year's election, I'll deactivate my account.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please Help l Am No Longer Sexually Attracted To My Girl.. by FalseProphet1(m): 4:39pm On Oct 01, 2022
victooman:
spiritual wife kwa bros?
Yes have you heard of Incubus and succubus before?
Politics › Re: Security Intervenes As Fan Rushes At Atiku In Gombe (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:37pm On Oct 01, 2022
I see Atiku finishing behind Peter Obi who would win next year's election.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please Help l Am No Longer Sexually Attracted To My Girl.. by FalseProphet1(m): 4:31pm On Oct 01, 2022
You have a spirit wife, I would recommend 24 lashes of the horse whip, plus a midnight bath in the river, and some items which I would not mention here that would be used to banish your spirit wife so that you can continue to enjoy your relationship.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Bandits Levy ₦12 Million Tax On Kaduna Farmers, Give Deadline To Pay Up by FalseProphet1(m):
I see APC dying after Buhari hands over to Peter Obi, I see SE, SS and NC governors, Senators and house of reps members decamping to LP, I see the core northern leaders remaining in PDP, I see APC boasting of only Lagos and Ogun states after 2023 elections.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Omo See Police And Military Deployed To Intimidate Peter Obi Supporters(video) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:53pm On Sep 30, 2022
I'm already in lekki like this with my bell, Bible and candle. Any police that tries to attack us would run mad.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: Sweetest Meal Ever: Python Sauce by FalseProphet1(m):
I see the op having dreams about snakes.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:07pm On Sep 30, 2022
Maturity is when you understand that no woman is dating one man no matter how innocent she looks.
Politics › Re: Rally Will Not Be Allowed At Lekki Toll Gate Tomorrow - Lagos PPRO, Ben Hundeyin by FalseProphet1(m): 5:01pm On Sep 30, 2022
This statement is sponsored by a brown envelope.

This I have seen.
Travel › Re: Governor Abiodun Constructs Sango Ota-Ijoko Road; Reconstructs Ota Tollgate by FalseProphet1(m): 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2022
What about Ojuore/Illogbo road, when are they going to fix it? Ogun should be rubbing shoulders with Lagos but bad leadership and corruption has kept them behind.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:05pm On Sep 30, 2022
Once you hear people saying "His wife is controlling him " just know that the Man is living in peace with the wife.
Politics › Re: RRS Team And Taskforce Patrols Lagos, Assures Residents Of Safety by FalseProphet1(m):
With all the kidnappings, traffic robberies, armed robberies, cult activities, tout (agbero) activities...etc going on in Lagos it's a peaceful rally for a presidential candidate that the state had to deploy the entire arsenal of the NPF to oversee. This is only making the job easier for Peter Obi cos I see more sympathizers joining the Obident movement.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: I Am Sorry For Calling My People Saboteur: Emeka Ihedioha Tenders Apology by FalseProphet1(m):
The only way we would forgive you is if you come out publicly and endorse Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 1:06pm On Sep 30, 2022
You su¢k the water from the COCONUT with your mouth but wear gloves to eat the fruit.

If you know you know...
Politics › Re: 9 Profs, 3 EFCC Lawyers, Fmr Gov, 49 Others Emerge Senior Advocates Of Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 12:38pm On Sep 30, 2022
Having gone through all the names of the appointees and confirmed that all the tribes are actively represented on the list, I wish to say that I have to prophecy to give on this matter. Thanks for your understanding.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Parents Who Share The Same Room With Their Kids, Do You Feel Okay? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:40am On Sep 30, 2022
So what did she tell you...

This I have seen.

Romance › Re: When Do I Ask Her For Sex? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:12am On Sep 30, 2022
When she starts asking you for money.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Committed To Nuclear Non-Proliferation – Buhari by FalseProphet1(m):
Buhari doesn't know the meaning of nuclear non proliferation.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: 2023 Campaigns: Buhari Issues Subtle Warning To Political Aspirants by FalseProphet1(m): 9:07pm On Sep 29, 2022
The stage is set for Peter Obi, I see him winning.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Bans RTEAN In Lagos, Sets Up Caretaker Committee by FalseProphet1(m):
I see sanwo-olu banning latsma and giving the job so MC Oluomo.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Man's Penis Bitten Off For Stealing In Bakassi Peninsula (Graphic) by FalseProphet1(m):
This is so barbaric...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Monster Hurricane Ian Devastates USA ( Pics, Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
In Nigeria here we've been suffering from hurricane buhari since 2015.

This I have seen.
NYSC › Re: Corper Who Proposed To A Military Woman Celebrates His Birthday Today by FalseProphet1(m):
Congratulations to him....I will not reveal what I've seen concerning him and the girl cos today is he's birthday...let him enjoy his day.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: APC Denies Adamu’s Open Letter To Tinubu by FalseProphet1(m):
Confusion in the camp of the enemy...I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: NNPCL Has Spends ₦54 Billion On Ailing Refineries In Seven Months by FalseProphet1(m): 3:05pm On Sep 28, 2022
When Peter Obi said subsidy is an organized crime they came for his head. Now explain why a country would waste over 54b on refineries that aren't functional. We need Peter Obi to clean the rot in that sector.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kano State Labour Party Secretary Dumps Party For APC by FalseProphet1(m): 2:54pm On Sep 28, 2022
We weren't expecting him to win Kano state. All Peter Obi needs is to get reasonable votes from there. At least 25% would be enough.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Omokri Calls Tinubu Tax Swallower, Challenges Supporters To Name His Source by FalseProphet1(m): 2:53pm On Sep 28, 2022
This Reno has become so irrelevant...very soon Atiku would stop giving him money, then he'll start attacking Atiku.

This I have seen.
Events › Re: Rotating Casket: Family Buries Their Loved One In Style (Photos, Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 2:49pm On Sep 28, 2022
How can you be rotating a dead body like this, the man's eye would start turning in the afterlife and he might not be able to enter paradise because he would keep stumbling.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Laolu Martins, Co-Owner Of Bukka Hut Reportedly Commits Suicide by FalseProphet1(m): 2:45pm On Sep 28, 2022
Another man down, and our male population keeps reducing. Very soon I see women begging men to marry them cos the number of men would have reduced drastically.

This I have seen.

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