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Politics › Re: Osun 2022: Pictures From APC "Mega Rally" by FalseProphet1(m): 4:54pm On Jul 12, 2022
I see labour party winning this election.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Shettima: Any Christian Who Votes APC Has Denied The Church – Bishop Irabor by FalseProphet1(m):
I agree with the bishop.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: CONVERSION PARTY JOLLOF MADE EASY WITH PICS by FalseProphet1(m): 3:24pm On Jul 12, 2022
Mariangeles:
Out of curiosity; why do you call me that?
I just feel like calling you that name, besides you haven't told me your name yet. Now's the time to do so, so that I can start addressing you properly. wink
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe: Tinubu Will Win In 14 States by FalseProphet1(m): 3:16pm On Jul 12, 2022
So Kwankwaso would abandon his NNPP after openly debunking working with tinubu to actually work for Tinubu. This man is very sick.

I see APC Islamic Regional party winning only the SW states.

This I have seen.

But wait...didn't hopeless uzodinjo say they would win 22 states? So it has now reduced to 14. APC shouldn't worry, by December it would reduce to 6 states.
Sports › Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by FalseProphet1(m): 2:52pm On Jul 12, 2022
Don't blame the leaders, blame the hungry masses who can't afford 2 meals a day electing them into office for crumbs of bread, Nigeria would become worse than it currently is if tinubu wins.

This I have seen.
Food › Re: CONVERSION PARTY JOLLOF MADE EASY WITH PICS by FalseProphet1(m): 2:49pm On Jul 12, 2022
Mariangeles:
I'll be looking forward to the ewa agoyin.
Ada
Business › Re: What Business Can One Start With #10m? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:51pm On Jul 12, 2022
Church business.

1. Rent an event center

2. Buy good musical equipment and BELL

3. Enter into franchise with any of the big Pentecostal churches so that you can bear their name and won't have to struggle for members cos their members would be your members.

4. Get some suit and good native wears.

5. Read the Bible daily and preach good motivational message.

7. The kind of church you have determines the kind of members that would come. So buy projectors, flat screen TVs, ACs...etc around the church.

8. Encourage them to give cos giving is very important, they must pay their tithes and offerings.

9. Organised programs every week and invite geninuly anointed men of God...this will help to grow your church.

10. Carefully select beautiful single girls from your congregation and make them ushers, this will help draw rich womanizers into your church and you can encourage them to give to the work of God.

If after 2 years you don't get your principal (10m) back call me a fake prophet.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Demolition: Protesters Barricade Osun Govt House Over Nonpayment Of Compensation by FalseProphet1(m): 1:47pm On Jul 12, 2022
I see labour party winning Osun state, I see PDP coming 2nd and APC 3rd.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Northern Governors Angry Over Shettima's Selection As Tinubu's Running Mate by FalseProphet1(m): 1:38pm On Jul 12, 2022
I see the north abandoning Tinubu, I see Atiku and Kwankwaso defeating him in the NE and NW, I see Peter Obi winning the Christian section of the NC, I see Peter Obi becoming the next president of Nigeria.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: The Raw Truth About Apc's Muslim Muslim Ticket. by FalseProphet1(m): 12:45pm On Jul 12, 2022
I see Nigerians voting tinubu, I see hardship and suffering in the land, I see parents selling their children to survive, I see girls offering sex to strangers for a plate of food, I see blood and killings everywhere.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:43pm On Jul 12, 2022
How ashawo wan take feed for this Buhari period? If you be ashawo, drop your account details, make I wire you 10k

For Ashawos only please, things are so hard for them.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Nation Mobile App For Campaign, Others by FalseProphet1(m): 11:45am On Jul 12, 2022
sad
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: "I Met My Engineering Classmate Riding Keke Five Years After Graduation" by FalseProphet1(m): 8:57pm On Jul 11, 2022
cenaman:
lie Muhammad, how much is luxurious bus ticket per day?
If you add all the money for the day they settle agbero whenever they load it's up to 2k, that's what I'm saying.
Politics › Re: As A Man Of God, I'll Still Vote For Tinubu. by FalseProphet1(m): 8:17pm On Jul 11, 2022
Mariangeles:
Onye amuma ugha! grin
Ada ihunanya m gini mere I na akpom onye amuma ugha? Chineke maara na m ji obi m na-ejere ya ozi.

biko kedu mgbe m ga-abia hu nne na nna gi achoro m ilu gi.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why Do Some Employers Prefer Ladies For Jobs Than Men? by FalseProphet1(m):
If Tinubu wins next year's election, there won't even be jobs to apply to. Tinubu would increase VAT to 25% and tell Nigerians that the country is broke and needs money for sustainace, toll gates would be mounted on every road in Nigeria good or bad, owo mi da touts in Lagos would start going to people's shops and houses to demand for money.

Nigerians would become beggars cos they won't be able to cope with the hardship, parents would start giving away their daughters for marriage as early as 11-13 years, crime would be at it's highest level, tinubu and his cronies would loot every single penny in the nations treasury.

Bigots and religious fanatics would understand the true meaning of suffering, most of them would commit suicide, others would die painfully of hunger, banks would run out of cash, crisis and violence would erupt in the land...if you want this prophecy to be averted vote for Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: "I Met My Engineering Classmate Riding Keke Five Years After Graduation" by FalseProphet1(m):
Most Keke routs are N100, multiplied by 4 passengers is N400, (remember that they buy ticket of 2k everyday) how many trips would you go with N400 to make it 5k...that's about 12 trips and you'd still have to buy fuel and remove 2k for your ticket. You'd be left with less than 2k.

You should also remember that upon reaching your destination with your passengers you'd have to queue up and wait for your turn before you can reload.

It's almost impossible to make such amount in this Buhari's government.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Please Where Can I Buy Vagina Roll On Or Deodorant? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:51pm On Jul 11, 2022
I have holy water and anointing oyel which you can improvise with. It works just fine.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: In Your View, What Are The Disadvantages Of Not Having A Child. by FalseProphet1(m): 5:43pm On Jul 11, 2022
Nwaotu10:
NONE, ABSOLUTELY NONE.
I disagree, children are a blessing even the Bible and Koran confirmed it.

This I have seen

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Politics › Re: Muslim-Muslim Ticket: Kano Imam Asks Muslims Not To Vote Tinubu (Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
2023 elections would be between Atiku and Peter Obi.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Eid-el-kabir: Church Distributes Food, Cash To Muslims In Kaduna State (photo) by FalseProphet1(m):
Muslims wouldn't reciprocate back this kind act to Christians on Christmas day.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Ned Nwoko Allegedly In Talks With Emmanuella’s Family For Her Marriage List by FalseProphet1(m): 1:27am On Jul 09, 2022
Datboredberri:
Her youth... Duh! grin
Emmanuella isn't even old enough to be called a Youth. She's still a child.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:04am On Jul 09, 2022
Ordinary Ikeja to Oshodi bus. Small speed, You'll be shouting 'Easy oh, No kill us oh, Driver small small na. But during sex, your boyfriend will be dragging you on the floor and even hit your head on the wall. You'll be screaming kill me baby, take my soul, show no mercy, destroy me, shift my womb. I see your wish granted very soon.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Should Resign Or Be Sacked, 15 Jailbreak Under His Watch - HURIWA by FalseProphet1(m): 1:31pm On Jul 08, 2022
sad
Crime › Re: 12 Prison Cells That Are More Luxurious Than Your College Hostel Room by FalseProphet1(m): 1:31pm On Jul 08, 2022
I see all our leaders going to prison after 2023.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kuje Jailbreak: 69 Persons Wanted By Nigerian Correctional Service (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m):
69 terrorist roaming free in the capital. May God save this country.
Politics › Re: Our Personnel Didn’t Escape From Kuje Prison - DSS by FalseProphet1(m): 7:34pm On Jul 07, 2022
Buhari's administration would go down as the worst to every govern this country...Never again would we vote an illiterate to rule us, we've learnt our lesson.

This I have seen.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Top Candidates To Replace Boris Johnson As U.K. Prime Minister by FalseProphet1(m): 7:23pm On Jul 07, 2022
I see a black man with Nigerian origin becoming the prime minister of the UK very soon.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: Gas Explosion In Ilorin Destroys Goods Worth Millions Of Naira by FalseProphet1(m): 7:21pm On Jul 07, 2022
Sorrow may endure but for a night but joy cometh in the morning.

I see the morning of joy for Nigeria manifesting soon, I see Nigerians smiling once again after 2023 elections.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Officers Who Spoke With Terrorists After Kuje Prison Attack Arrested by FalseProphet1(m): 7:15pm On Jul 07, 2022
I see the hand of God upon Nigeria, I see all the evil eggs being swept away by the wind of God. I see Nigeria becoming a better place.

This I have seen.
Crime › Re: 07/07 - Nairalander Thanks God For Life After Escaping Death A Year Ago. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:49pm On Jul 07, 2022
Zonefree:
You love the number 7 alot.

You survived last year 7/7
You came today 7/7 to testify
Your moniker has 7
The time you posted has 7
I see the spirit of prophecy upon you, I see you doing wonders spiritually. Kindly get a bell and go forth into the streets of lagos barefooted and begin to prophesy, do this for 1week and the kind of blessings that would locate you would convert all your enemies to your friends.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Misrepresents, Disrespects North - Arewa Youths Progressive Alliance. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:34pm On Jul 07, 2022
Kwankwaso will never rule Nigeria. He has shown us the kind of person he is.

This I have seen.

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