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He has become Obident...I see him winning.

This I have seen.

All those girls adding Mhiz to their name...
Do you know that Mhiz means!! "MY HEAD IS ZERO"

Marry a beautiful wife oo! so that wen you go to family gathering/meeting she would be asked to prepare salad, Not to wash goat intestine!!

She has always been a mess, the make-up she put on in the first pics hid her mess. And the mess was revealed when she removed the make-up

This I have seen.

I see labour party getting over 100 thousand votes in this election.

This I have seen.

What sokoloan cannot cause doesn't not exist.

This I have seen.

I really do love zobo drink. Just that it's been ages since I last drank it. I'm scared to buy it from roadside hawkers cos I might be drinking human blood who knows.

This I have seen.

I see my fans doing something similar for me in the coming weeks.

This I have seen.

So we should start looking into the eyes of any woman we see in the name of making her submissive...op if I catch you eh!

You will have to come to my church for spiritual cleansing so that you can be fine. Cos body odour has serious spiritual implications.

You will come with the following items.

1. Native sponge

2. Palm oil which I will use to rub on your private parts when bathing you.

3. Black soap.

4. Iron bucket.

5. Candles

6. Red towel.

7. Native mat

8. Boiled yam and oil.

7. Bell

Come with these items and you shall be cleansed and free.

This I have seen.

I see 90% of Nairalanders having no idea of what this means.

This I have seen.

I see every single criminal that escaped recaptured before the end of this month.

This I have seen.

By 2023, there won't be any building in Lagos cos all of them would have collapsed.

This I have seen.

It is in this current Nigeria which buhari has put in a state of coma.

This I have seen.

Stealing would end once Peter Obi wins.

This I have seen.

Mynd44:
I wonder how people actually attend these things. I will be bored to death at these events.

Free food, free beer, free cash, that's what makes them attend.

Kindly post the documentary if AIT doesn't want it again we still want it. Cos everything they said about tinubu is true they are only apologizing because Ghana must go has changed hands.

This I have seen.

Very true, most prostitutes and girls that sleep around carry dwarf demons in them. And those demons are very wicked, they can destroy the destiny of a man.

This I have seen.

Na when you need help you go understand say wetin full your phone na number, you no get contact.

When you feel sad, just remember there's someone out there that want to masturbate but has no arms

You dey do free soapy, you suppose thank God for life.

Taste her cooking before you marry her. Many of us fall in love with ass/boobs and end up eating bread and coke.

So because your boyfriend is a 2 minutes guy, you go visit am get mind tell bike man to wait for you.

Aunty why?

Poor woman, I see God giving her another womb.

This I have seen.

I very good one from RCCG. I see my members donating something like this to my ministry.

This I have seen.

I am an Obident but labour party has to work harder. Aisha Yussuf asked a very serious question on Twitter...who is the LP's Spokesperson, we don't know. Who is their Youth leader, Women leader, who are their Governorship candidates in all 36 States, Senatoral candidates, House of Representatives candidates, National Secretary, Publicity Secretary..etc. Most people don't even know their ward office in their various states, it's just like they're running on auto pilot.

We have to know these people because they're the ones who would be on the ground on the day of election. The party hasn't even told us...I'm following them on Twitter and they don't even seem to know what they're doing.

I sent them a message on Twitter telling them to boldly write Labour Party on their ballot logo and remove the forward ever, that other parties like PDP APC APGA and SDP have their acronym written boldly on the ballot paper. Till date my message wasn't replied.

They have a lot of work to do, and it has to be done quickly. If not for the youths who are striving daily to ensure that Peter Obi and Labour Party keeps trending on Twitter they would have been forgotten by now cos the party in itself isn't doing anything at all. It's just like they don't even care.

Osun election is on Saturday, yet not even the LP chairman is there on ground to mobilize grassroot support for the party. They have to wake up o.

Rev Oluma is Obident.

This I have seen

That's better cos if he had escaped he would be shot on sight if found.

He should face he's trial and if found guilty he should face the consequences of his actions.

This I have seen

My Nairaland congregation, the SW votes are coming. Can someone shout 21 Jericho pulling down hallelujah.

I see Peter Obi becoming the next tenant in Aso Rock.

This I have seen.

Oga come back to Nigeria and open your church in lagos. By the time you buy disel at N860 for one month, you would have sense by force.

I see Peter Obi winning next year's election.

This I have seen.

News that gladdens the heart.

I see Peter Obi winning kaduna State.

This I have seen.

She looks pretty, I see sex starved married men secretly contacting her, I see them renting another house for her and buying her another car, I see her smiling once again.

This I have seen.