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Politics › Re: An Apology To The Igbo People Of Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 12:16am On Mar 21, 2023

mariahAngel:
You're that cheap? Eh onye amuma-ugha?

I said I would share it to the poor. The money isn't for me Ada!

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Politics › Re: An Apology To The Igbo People Of Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m): 8:59pm On Mar 20, 2023

As Nairaland official Prophet I here by endorse this apology on the grounds that Seun gives me the 32k to share to the poor in my congregation.

This I have seen.

Politics › Re: Governor Umahi Sacks Aides 48 Hours After Election by FalseProphet1(m): 5:22pm On Mar 20, 2023

Nigeria is sinking, and her citizens are making sure that it sinks...oh! Sinking Nigeria, can you ever be saved.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: AA Governorship Candidate, Balogun Congratulates Sanwo-Olu by FalseProphet1(m): 8:20pm On Mar 18, 2023

Politics › Re: INEC Chairman Yakubu Was Nominated By Tinubu Camp; He Worked With Wike – Amaechi by FalseProphet1(m): 8:03pm On Mar 18, 2023

APC will not win rivers state governorship election.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Wike Attributes Low Turnout Of Voters To Outcome Of Presidential Election by FalseProphet1(m): 7:43pm On Mar 18, 2023

Please what's the results of the Rivers State governorship election. Anyone but PDP can win it. This foolish man must become irrelevant after May 29th.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: 2023 Niger Governorship Election Results From Polling Units by FalseProphet1(m): 6:04pm On Mar 18, 2023*

Doesn't LP gave a governorship candidate in Niger state?

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Politics › Re: Waje Cries Out As Thugs Beat & Chase Voters Away At Her Polling Unit In Lagos by FalseProphet1(m): 5:41pm On Mar 18, 2023

lhordspy:
Lol. "Singer" Waje with her last hit in 2010.
13years ago

All these forgotten expired yeyebrities found a new way to chase clout and Sneak into limelight again by using Election issue to cookup lies.

I wish police can take up some of this matter very seriously, during investigation you will be shock to find out that most of them dont even have PVC. They will just dress up and be going from one polling unit to another looking for who is going to pinch or march their toe so they can run to social media for their 3hours of internet fame.

We have not heard one single report of bully or voters suppression from our celebrities here in the north even though most of the elections here are tightly contested. But in the south, chochocho around, yet they will still produce less voters turnout than the north.

Southerners pay attentions to worthless things and people who dont even worth it. Reason why people go around looking for cheap internet content for fame.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for typing this all because you're being paid. Continue defending APC one day even the money they pay you wouldn't be able to save you from the monsters associated with this party. Continue

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Politics › Re: Enugu Guber: Uche Nnaji Wins Polling Units, In Early Lead by FalseProphet1(m): 5:32pm On Mar 18, 2023*

Not true. EluuuP is winning in Enugu state.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Soludo Hails Peter Obi, Shares Friendly Hug In Anambra Church (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:09am On Mar 18, 2023

I see LP winning all the state assembly slots in Anambra state.

This I have seen.

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Autos › Re: Sold Sold SoldBrand New 2021 Kia Rio by FalseProphet1(m): 6:56pm On Mar 17, 2023

Undisputed13:
Not correct saying bros.

A new car or product is one that has not been with anyone regardless of the age.

A car that was brought into Nigeria in 2021 this is 2023 and you believe that the owner wouldn't have driven it for those 2 years? Oga that car isn't brand new.

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Romance › Re: Please Help My Pregnant Wife. Strange Things Are Coming Out Of Her by FalseProphet1(m): 6:54pm On Mar 17, 2023

Sixfeetbelle:
I was saying three before, but abeg, two will haff to do.

As your husband to be, I don't agree with us having 2 kids, I was looking at 15, but because of the way things are, I've decided to reduce it to 12 kids. So prepare yourself cos we are having 12 kids.

This I have seen.

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Autos › Re: Sold Sold SoldBrand New 2021 Kia Rio by FalseProphet1(m): 4:55pm On Mar 17, 2023

Any car produced in 2021 cannot be referred to as brand new cos the company would have 2022 and 2023 models so how can 2021 be brand new. Just saying?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: International Criminal Court Issues Warrant Of Arrest On Putin for war crimes by FalseProphet1(m): 4:38pm On Mar 17, 2023

I see Putin dying under mysterious circumstances before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Is 8th Most Terrorised Country In The World - IEP by FalseProphet1(m): 4:36pm On Mar 17, 2023

They should be 1st or 2nd. They don't deserve that 8th position. They were cheated.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Will I Ever Make It In This Life? by FalseProphet1(m): 3:56pm On Mar 17, 2023

Mrdealer4all:
I'm 40. Currently jobless, single, no kids, no career, no degree, and depressed. Why do I feel like I totally failed in life and that there's no hope for me?

Find one paraga seller and impregnate she'll use her paraga proceedings to cater for the child, when you blow you can give them a better life.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Meets With Buratai (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:42pm On Mar 17, 2023

I see two failed generals who should be arrested for the countless lives and properties that were lost during their time of service.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Gustavo Scarpa Loses £1m (N560m) To Crypto Scam by FalseProphet1(m): 1:15pm On Mar 17, 2023

Since he's still playing, he'll definitely recover back the money.

This I have seen.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Quarterfinal Draw (See Full Fixtures) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:38pm On Mar 17, 2023

mywells:
Would stake my betting like this and stake high.

If you want to take, remove Bayern - mancity game and stake on the rest.

That game is almost 50-50

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League Quarterfinal Draw (See Full Fixtures) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:28pm On Mar 17, 2023

Madrid to defeat Chelsea

Inter to defeat Benfica

Bayern to defeat Mancity

Napoli to defeat AC milian.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: I Feel Sorry For Beautiful Girls by FalseProphet1(m): 12:23pm On Mar 17, 2023

Persephone1:
If she stops to talk to you,same you will call her cheap, desperate, easy to get.

You should feel sorry for yourself and your brothers.

Politics › Re: Why Is Emi L’okan Afraid Of Awa L’okan In Lagos? - Suyi Ayodele by FalseProphet1(m): 10:53am On Mar 17, 2023

Never in Nigeria were Nigerians prevented from voting or threatened because they were from a certain region until APC came into power. APC has succeeded in dividing Nigeria. I see Nigeria breaking up before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Binani Printing firm: We decided to help local printers - INEC by FalseProphet1(m): 8:07am On Mar 17, 2023*

Sometimes when I look at this country, I feel so ashamed to call myself a Nigerian.

This I have seen.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Sporting Lisbon Europa League (3 - 5) pens On 16th March 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:20am On Mar 17, 2023

UyaiIncomparabl:
Now you know.

Ok... happy winnings

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Sporting Lisbon Europa League (3 - 5) pens On 16th March 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 11:08pm On Mar 16, 2023

UyaiIncomparabl:
A gunners for life. Although, tonight own has to do with my ticket sha. Let them just qualify FFs.

Ticket ke, I didn't know you play bet9ja o.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Sporting Lisbon Europa League (3 - 5) pens On 16th March 2023 by FalseProphet1(m): 10:57pm On Mar 16, 2023

UyaiIncomparabl:
Arsenal. So useless as usual. Please, qualify. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Are you an arsenal fan?

Romance › Re: Egbami Everybody Make U Help Oo by FalseProphet1(m): 6:19pm On Mar 16, 2023

Idamuadugbo:
Odogwu
If say na the glory wey me I dey manage now she collect so
Make I kuku leave am for am

Glory wey no give me house and car.
Shey na him I will be proud of??
Kinlawa baka??

Abeg I bash the glory make she carry am go
If she want more self make she come collect

So you're not bringing the goat?

Romance › Re: Egbami Everybody Make U Help Oo by FalseProphet1(m): 6:12pm On Mar 16, 2023

Idamuadugbo:
Semen wey I pour for her body
Wipe with rag
Which one she go carry go water

Abi na glory
Shey glory of one room for face Me I face you house nii??
Abi na glory of street thug??
Abi na glory of council ticket selling

Which one gan gan

The things of that spirit are often written off as gibberish by spiritually blind men. You are looking at this matter for a physical perspective and not a spiritual one.

Just bring the goat and the money and come for the spiritual cleansing and you'll be fine.

This I have seen.

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