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Celebrities › Re: Relationship Expert, Blessing Okoro Arrested By FCID Operatives In Lagos (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m):
I see them releasing her before the end of this week.

This I have seen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong To Confront A Pastor Politely by FalseProphet1(m): 8:59am On Mar 26, 2023
As a prophet, I would say this is very wrong, I have so many members coming to me for counseling and don't leak their secrete, most of these pastors need proper training.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: When Things Slow Down In Our Lives! by FalseProphet1(m): 8:59am On Mar 26, 2023
Nazgul:
I've come to understand that in order to get something out of this life, you must discover your purpose in life, then focus all your energy on achieving that purpose, you must invest in yourself, develop yourself, pray for yourself...etc.

It's never anyone's destiny to become a failure, but wrong choices, your lifestyle, the kind of people you surround yourself with, lack of focus and distractions are what slow down people's lives.

If you want to become a billionaire, listen to billionaires, live like them, think outside the box, change your circle of lazy friends who can't motivate you to do anything useful for yourself aside toasting girls, learn about investments, go outside and pay to learn a trade, learn how to manage money, drop dangerous habits, date girls who can add to your life, avoid religious people and take advice from people whose lives are making visible progress....if you follow this path, I strongly believe that failure would be far from you.
Why should religious people be avoided. Most of them have helped so many people find their way in life.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: In This Case What Would He Do? by FalseProphet1(m): 6:14pm On Mar 25, 2023
Nazgul:
You must never pressurize a girl into marriage. Because you might end up getting married to your enemy, or regretting the marriage on the long run.

The truth of the matter is that the girl in question is using her education as an excuse to get rid of him. Cos at 25, she's obviously ripe for marriage, but clearly isn't into him or has someone she loves more.

Tell him to allow her continue her education and look for someone else.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unemployment In Nigeria by FalseProphet1(m):
You knew that there was unemployment and you still voted APC. Enjoy your suffering.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Lazy Man Don Quote Bible by FalseProphet1(op): 8:55am On Mar 25, 2023
GREATIGBOMAN:
Noted
You can go forth and resign from your job and allow God take care of you.
Romance › Lazy Man Don Quote Bible by FalseProphet1(op): 8:22am On Mar 25, 2023
😁

Family › Re: Nairaland Is Now A Cesspool Of Hate & Bigotry Perpetrated By APC Bots by FalseProphet1(m): 7:40am On Mar 25, 2023
Seun deliberately allows it because it brings traffic to his website. I wonder how someone would expect to grow his business through hate and bigotry.
Romance › Re: "I Have Been Trying To Heal For 6 Years" - Lady Recounts How Boyfriend Died Whil by FalseProphet1(m): 9:58pm On Mar 24, 2023
mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂

Yeye Profet.
Ndi otu Suleiman. Hahaha
😂
Ada!!! 😒
Politics › Re: ‘Obidient’ Movement Helped Me Win FCT Senate Seat - Ireti Kingibe (Video) by FalseProphet1(m):
Very beautiful, sweet and intelligent woman.

This I have seen.
Sports › Re: Each Argentina Player Got Own Replica World Cup by FalseProphet1(m): 12:34pm On Mar 24, 2023
Kukutenla:
Is obembet alive to see this?
That useless dirty bigot is on Twitter begging for money to eat.

This I have seen.
Family › Re: Shared Flat Or Sefcon In VI, Lagos by FalseProphet1(m): 6:25pm On Mar 23, 2023
sisisioge:
No....I stayed back where I was and did the commute to and fro.
Ok
Politics › Re: PDP Refers Ortom To Disciplinary Committee, Suspends Fayose, Anyim, Others by FalseProphet1(m): 6:06pm On Mar 23, 2023
What of wike, are they going to all him go scot-free after what he did to the party?
Family › Re: Shared Flat Or Sefcon In VI, Lagos by FalseProphet1(m): 5:28pm On Mar 23, 2023
sisisioge:
Hello people,work took me back to VI and I'm so used to 15 mins travel to/fro now. I cant begin to imagine the long drive from Ikeja to VI. Biko as usual, I am looking for a flat to share or a sefcon in VI....budget is 500k to 600k. No agency....direct from owners please.

Please mention me if you find/have one. To all those go and marry advisors, please use the other thread grin.

Thank you.
Did you later find what you were looking for?
Politics › Re: Alex Otti Wins Polling Units In Umuahia by FalseProphet1(m): 5:16pm On Mar 23, 2023
pocohantas:
I hope he wins. Anything and anyone to deliver Abians from the Orjis. It is better to vote a teacup than PDP or anyone closely affiliated to these men that have held the state down for years.

I hope he performs if and when he wins. Dude has been contesting since I was born.
Are you from abia state?
Pets › Re: How Do I Kill A Dog. by FalseProphet1(m): 5:09pm On Mar 23, 2023
Use the chain to tie it somewhere, then use a very big stick to hit it repeatedly on the head, it would die in no time.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 5:01pm On Mar 23, 2023
I leak your secret your call me betrayer. If e easy to keep secret why u tell me? Na you betray urself jor. Nothng concern me.🚶
Romance › Re: "I Have Been Trying To Heal For 6 Years" - Lady Recounts How Boyfriend Died Whil by FalseProphet1(m): 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Men will avoid her, she shouldn't have come to social media to say this
Never doubt the desperation of a konji controlled man. At that point even if you tell him that Satan gave birth to you, he wouldn't mind. It's after releasing and his senses comes back he'll start telling you to explain how Satan gave birth to you.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Did She Actually know I Was The One ? by FalseProphet1(m): 2:25pm On Mar 23, 2023
Poorly constructed English. I didn't understand a single thing you wrote there.

This I have seen.
Romance › Re: Photos: African Tribes Where Husbands Flog Wives To Prove Their Fidelity by FalseProphet1(m): 12:39pm On Mar 23, 2023
As a Prophet I'll really love to flog sixfeetbelle to coma with my horsewhip to prove my love, cos I know that she can quarrel for Africa with her sharp mouth. So whenever her mouth starts running, instead of arguing with her, I'll flog the living hell out of her as proof that I love her, and I believe that it would keep her silent for some days.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: INEC Declares Alex Otti Winner Of Abia Governorship Election by FalseProphet1(m): 5:29pm On Mar 22, 2023
I see abia state becoming better than USA and the entire Europe in the coming years courtesy of Alex Otti.

This I have seen.
Politics › Re: Datti: Swearing In Tinubu Is Like Handing Over To Military Coup Plotter (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 1:55pm On Mar 22, 2023
I see Peter Obi reclaiming back his stolen mandate form APC.

This I have seen.
Properties › Re: 7 Proven And Easy Ways To Reduce Your Next Building Cost! by FalseProphet1(m):
Nice piece.
Romance › Re: 7 Things That Make A Man Fall In Love With A Woman by FalseProphet1(m): 7:00pm On Mar 21, 2023
Persephone1:
Boobs and bum

No more no less. grin
folake4u:
You don talk am finish, make them close thread.

Any other thing, na okoto them dey yarn. grin
As a prophet, I hereby declare that this post is insulting to the male gender, you must both make restitution by bringing the following items.

5 tubers of yams each...

1 big Eva bottle of palm oil.

5 big onions

1 sachet of dangote salt.

2 big agric chicken. Don't bring old layers or the gods would reject them.

2. Packs of chivita juice.

Come with these items and your restitution would be complete.

This I have seen.

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