₦airaland Forum

Biglittlelois:
Giving corpers false hope, i was at nysc camp in 2011 when Goodluck Jonathan announced and increased allowee, we were paid immediately after camp, but this government as usual did not disappoint in their lies, zombies over to you.

Did the government specifically announce any increase in the NYSC allowance? The increase is only going to happen when they adjust the minimum wage, & they've not sorted that out yet! Make una calm down with this your laundering of Ebelemi's image!

This is not the first time such rumour about NYSC increase is spreading! In 2014, under GEJ, there was also rumour that it had been increased to 30k & corpers allover the country were jubilating. We know how that one ended!

zolajpower:
My God i thought they said nwamaipke is no longer on nairaland , this must be one of his foot soldiers or residues i left behind ,to carry on with bad mouthing of bubu and co on this platform .

Bro, stop disrespecting the intelligent NwaAmaikpe by comparing him with that unintelligent guy! NwaAmaikpe's English is flawless; that's guy's English is terrible!

frenzyduchess:
buhari participate in a presidential debate? Fear God na,shuo!

Buhari already did so in 2011 when the daft ineffectual buffoon from Otuoke ran away from the debate!

Butterflyle0:
Did you see me insult Buhari?

I simply stated factual things about that ineffectual buffoon known as Goodluck Ebele Jonathan from OTUoke

Bro, his name is not Ebele! The full name is Ebelemi! He shortened it for elections to deceive a particular set of daft people, & they know themselves!

The daft ineffectual buffoon who destroyed the country! Anyways...

VULCAN:
Your psychological imbalance is rather deep, coupled with the BMC allowance based on number of posts; it's obvious you are beyond redemption.

How can you say some people's appreciation of Osinbajo's great actions while his boss is being rejuvenated in London is based on a desire to divide APC.

You are seriously sick.

So if PDP praise Osinbajo that will make Gen. Buhari sack him or what?

The import of this is that you come from a background of I WILL NEVER SPEAK GOOD OF MY POLITICAL OPPONENT EVEN IF HE IS DOING WHAT IS RIGHT!

APC is a blight on this nation and it will surely implode someday because it is formed by evil, bloodsucking, corrupt, selfish bastards who love power but don't know how to govern.

Rubbish

You obviously don't understand politics! Has the PDP EVER commended Buhari for anything before? Or you think if Osinbajo was president under APC, the PDP will praise him like they're doing now? Is that how magnanimous the PDP is?
You funny o, guy!

Eaa247:
like buhari like u, poor english speakers

Your English is even more terrible!

IRAPADA:
only fools and ipobs will believe this

Bro, why are you insulting fools by putting them in the same sentence with the IPIGs? That's not right, man!

resurgent2019:
What about the feelings of cleansed ethnic groups and non Muslims? Is everything about corruption? And even with the so called anti corruption fight, are Nigerians feeding fine?

I find it hard to convince you Buharists of the many failures of his administration. I am sure most of you still support him due to ethnic and religious affiliations.

Which tribe/religion was Ebelemi Jonathan "cleansing" when Fulani herdsmen & Boko Haram were pounding people during his tenure?

famology:
The level of ignorance on nairaland is baffling.Too many empty heads!I hope this forum is not a reflection of the IQ of the Nigerian youths?

Are you just noticing the huge number of blockheads on this forum? Where you dey since?
Just check out the kinds of comments with the highest number of "likes" & "shares" on this forum & you'll find your answer!

OriginalCEO:
my dear we prefer 16 years leadership of PDP to 4 yrs of APC.. we were wrong now we are porting back. Present your better option

Keep fooling yourselves! You prefer a government who'd crumbled the external reserves & was already borrowing to pay salaries? How many states could pay salaries when the ineffectual buffoon aka Otuoke daft drunkard was still in power?
Continue consoling yourselves! We hope you IPIGs & Ebelemi Jonathan sycophants don't commit suicide when Buhari wins in 2019!

frowland:
If you are sure to defeat him come 2019, why taking the impossible move called impeachment?
Impossible because you can NEVER get 2/3 in ALL 36 state house of assembly. That's practically IMPOSSIBLE.

Secondly, why did the senators run away till Sept 25, if they really want to impeach him?
Only certain people will take you serious sha.

Baba, you don't need to bother about enlightening the extremely unintelligent & deluded IPIGs & Jonathan sycophants here! Leave them to enjoy their delusion!

Navalguy:
like for eleka,... Share for fayemi

What is wrong with our unintelligent & ever-deluded IPIGs? Even after election, you're still doing useless Nairaland poll because you know the mumu IPIGs are always ready to like such mumu things in their thousands! Nawa!

MarieSucre:
Uncle abeg drop all this your unnecessary gra gra and answer my question. Who has time for this your hormonal-imbalanced anger. So you patronise oloshos, or maybe your mum is one?? I suspect it's the second option, your mother is an olosho so you want to wipe away the stain by marrying a virgin. Please confirm for me dear kizzes xoxo

Waiting for my answer. I have answered yours.

Bla bla bla!
Like I said, if you like, hit your head on the wall, you won't get an answer on why I won't marry a community pvssy like you, & I'll keep indulging you till thy kingdom come!
Go & do my assignment & not the one you chose to do by yourself, & the answer you're willing to die for will be waiting!
By the way, how much do you & your mum charge per night? It wouldn't be bad if I took on you & your mum with both your extremely slackened kpekus' at the same time & add you oloshoos to my list while I still keep my dream of marrying a virgin!

MarieSucre:
I need to find a short lady that.... looool I can't even finish reading that because I'm laughing out loud. I have found the ladies and they have answered me which I have given you. Because you cannot tailor the answer to suit you does not mean you should act pained.

Mor0n, if you like, hit your head on the wall, you won't get my answer if you keep trying to prove you're a stubborn goat! If you're really desperate to get my answer on why I want to marry only a virgin and not a smelling, overused oloshoo like you, go & do my assignment! Until then, dunce!
Cheers!

Johnnyessence:
ogbeni and tinubu too always dance in the stage. watch him often on ogbeni till date break.

You this boy never still learn upon the black eye wey them give you for Ekiti? Why you dey enjoy being mocked? Why can't you just stay cool & let things flow until after the election so you can make all the noise you want if your party wins? Nawa o!

HajimeSaito:
Nigeria's budget for the National Livestock Plan to build ranches is two times bigger than what was budgeted for Science and Technology. That is what happens when an intellectually limited semi-illiterate is running the show.

How come Jonadumb PhD DISBURSED (not budgeted) a whole N100bn for this same ranching when there was Science & Technology yet to be taken care of?
You know we don't all have short memories like the Jonadumb sycophants!

harriet412:
When in this part of the world, there's a special prize attached to being a virgin

And rightfully so!

victorian:
Sorry to burst your expectations... Lol

I don't weigh 300pounds.. I weigh 90pounds.

And my man loves me to pieces.. He doesn't joke with me at all.. So don't worry, my village people is not worrying me.. They are living their lives and am living mine.
Am perfectly OK with my love life .

You weigh 40kg And you get man wey dey pound you mercilessly for the other room? Blood of Habakkuk!
That your man is very wicked!

CodeTemplar:
Let me quess the next chapter . . .
Chibok Girls Abduction Suspects Say Remaining Girls Are Dead.. . .

Then Sarrki and ManirBK of politics section will run to post

Sarrki:
God bless GMB!
God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria!!
God bless APC!!!

...and then log into his ManirBK account to like and share the above and then say:
Buhari is delivering.

You don't know Sarrki is now on your side of politics? Sarrki, before 2019, will port finally & become ATIKUlated! If you know, you know!

koboko69:
This PDP minions are just too unintelligent. He kept being flogged by mynd still he keeps churning out trash....chie!!!

Don't mind the fallout87 guy! He thinks by being able to write fairly good English, he's intelligent! Dumbos everywhere!
How in the world will someone think after, at least, 2 bail out funds specifically for payment of salaries (which the FG gave out of its own magnanimity) & even Paris Club refunds, it's still one outstanding N12bn that is causing the nonpayment of 7 months salaries? Nawa!

MarieSucre:
Uncle I asked the short women, and they said they did not want to marry tall men. It was not part of the criteria for marrying their husbands. Some of them are even taller than their spouses. Hah! This wan pass dyslexia and comprehension issues oo. This is spiritual stupidity.

Mor0n, you will not get the answer you're willing to die for with the way you're going!
Just calm down & tell someone smart to help you interpret this my assignment since you're too dumb & incoherent to do it, so you can get it done with & get your precious answer from me!
Here's the assignment again:
N.B. Take note of the "ONLY" in the assignment!

MarieSucre:
Simple question why should a non-virgin like you, who has been promiscous be deserving of a virgin wife?

famosh:
Ask the same question to short women who ONLY want to marry tall guys! Ask the same question to dark guys who ONLY want to marry fair ladies!

You need to find a short lady who ONLY wants to marry a tall man & not one who didn't want to, like you've done! If your daft self keeps coming back with the usual "I've asked short women & they say they didn't want tall men" when the assignment clearly & specifically requires you to specifically find those who ONLY want tall men, then you will not get your answer but I'll still keep indulging you! I'm never tired of puting dunces like you in their place, just so you know!

Oblang:
Without entourage u say? What abt the minister of foreign affairs, govs of ondo and plateau and his aides..U think the ICC are not aware that ipobs circulates killing in other countries as killing of their members? Dey there dey deceive urself..

You dey mind the mumu ever-deluded IPIGs? They think the outside world is as daft as them!

MrNigeria2018:

Just imagine this girl is here to read this senseless comment

How do you think she ll feel as human?

Honestly you deserve a Grammy Award for the most stupid Non-living Nigerian that ever liveth.

Monkey is what you are.

Óbò-Monkey

Only an iPob can write such a senseless comment

I am 100% sure you are either an iPob or their kinsman.

No other Nigerians could make such thought-provoking comment

Ode ni bobo shaa!!!

Moving on...

What a pretty girl!!!

If i want to surprise the whole world, i ll marry her and treat her like a Queen being a Yoruba man.

It’s in our DNA to treat women right unlike our neighbors in the Sun rising or dying part of our great country.

I like her physique.

All she needs is enough money to employ the service of best cosmetic surgeon(Certified) to reduce those scars and get permanent hair fixed for her.

If you dare me, i ll do it and probably employ you to serve as her driver or maid.

You get am, man! Na only the useless & brainless IPIGs get mind dey comment that kin senseless comment!

alfredo4u:
Sorry little girl.....Thunder fire that man..



Maybe its time we turn to cow to be saved

So you'll end up like this, right........


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/86-cattle-rustled-fulani-teenager-missing-in-plateau-261134.html

MarieSucre:
Oh ye wise mumu please tell us the interpretation, and while you're at it also add the answer to what I have been asking you for.

Ok, just because you've shown how daft you are that you can't interpret simple English, I'll help your condition & ask you the question again since you claim you've done the assignment:
Now, did you ask the short women WHO WANTED TO ONLY MARRY TALL MEN & NOT THEIR FELLOW SHORT MEN their reason for such preferences?
If you did, what was their reason FOR PREFERRING TO MARRY ONLY TALL MEN & NOT THEIR FELLOW SHORT MEN?
simple & clear answers please & your answer will be waiting!

activistjohnny:
of course they will testify their documents in tribunal.

The super deluded activistjohnny aka johnnyessence must be really pained & sad now after all his empty bragging!
Take heart, man!

iAudio:
even the American observers were sponsored by PDP/Fayose abi?

So the "American observers" will claim only a particular party enticed voters with money when the two parties clearly offered money?
You IPIGs/PDP sycophants should just quit deluding yourselves! You'll be alright!

ollah2:
Man didn't hear his PVC when soldiers were in Ekiti in 2014
Man didn't compare what happened in Ekiti to 2014 were soldiers invaded the corners of the state
Man didn't won't tear his PVC had PDP won


Yet man claims he isn't a PDP member but a patriot. He must think he is talking to his fellow fooolish people.

That how the ever-deluded IPIGs are, man! They think everyone is as daft as them!

MarieSucre:
Oh ye wise mumu please tell us the interpretation, and while you're at it also add the answer to what I have been asking you for.

I can't simplify something as simple as this, mor0n!
I only asked you to tell me your interpretation of this very clear assignment since you're so adamant you've done it, but all you came up with is "YOU SAID ASK WOMEN. I DID." Are you that daft? Is that all you interpreted from the CLEAR assignment? It shows you don't even understand English enough to interpret the simple assignment, & you're claiming you've done the assignment! You see why calling you daft is an insult to daft people?
Let me help you: Since you're too blockheaded to interpret this simple assignment, can you please tell someone not as daft as you to help you interpret it so you can do the assignment & get the precious answer you're willing to die for?

MarieSucre:
Simple question why should a non-virgin like you, who has been promiscous be deserving of a virgin wife?

famosh:
Ask the same question to short women who only want to marry tall guys! Ask the same question to dark guys who only want to marry fair ladies!

MarieSucre:
I have asked them the question. Now I am asking you.

famosh:
That's why I told you to ask short girls why they deserve to marry the tall guys they don't deserve & not their fellow short men! And since you claim you've asked them, then take whatever answer they give you as the answer to mine too!

MarieSucre:
You said ask women. I did.

Little by little, you're beginning to show the world how daft you are!
Dunce, is this your full interpretation of this my very CLEAR & UNAMBIGUOUS assignment below??

MarieSucre:
Simple question why should a non-virgin like you, who has been promiscous be deserving of a virgin wife?

famosh:
Ask the same question to short women who only want to marry tall guys! Ask the same question to dark guys who only want to marry fair ladies!

MarieSucre:
I have asked them the question. Now I am asking you.

famosh:
That's why I told you to ask short girls why they deserve to marry the tall guys they don't deserve & not their fellow short men! And since you claim you've asked them, then take whatever answer they give you as the answer to mine too!

MarieSucre:
Ooooh you're now the one dictating the specific answer that you want to hear from these girls?? lmaooo oloriburuku why not start paying Seun's salary so you can also dictate what I type on nairaland ode.

Dunce, just interpret this my simple assignment according to your own understanding to the world in clear terms since you're so adamant you've done it!
It's just to know how your daft brain interprets things! You're dumb; alright, but don't be scared!

MarieSucre:
Simple question why should a non-virgin like you, who has been promiscous be deserving of a virgin wife?

famosh:
Ask the same question to short women who only want to marry tall guys! Ask the same question to dark guys who only want to marry fair ladies!

MarieSucre:
I have asked them the question. Now I am asking you.

famosh:
That's why I told you to ask short girls why they deserve to marry the tall guys they seem & not their fellow short men! And since you claim you've asked them, then take whatever answer they give you as the answer to mine too!