₦airaland Forum

Elder4sure:
You are very stewpid! I repeat very very stewpid.
May God run your life the same way Buhari is running Nigeria. Amen

Don't mind that guy!
Well, may God also run your life the way Jonathan Ebelemi ran Nigeria. Amen!

BAILMONEY:
ANY BODY BUT PROPHET BULLHARY SAW IS OK FOR US

Even if Buhari wipe out the entire poto photo republic with the gorillas join, I will still vote Buhari! Even if Buhari turns $1 to N30,000, & fuel increases to N5,000/liter, I will still vote Buhari!
You will only continue to wail till 2023 when Osin baba will take over!

asha9:
One thing that has continues to amaze me is the oneness amongst Nigerians to send the illiterate cow-herder in Aso Rock back to #DAURA.

Nigeria shall be great again.

Like it was great under your PDP, right?
When will our IPIGs have sense?

searchlight:
any thing, anybody at all is better than that old fool in aso rock. I'd vote for Shakau than voting for buhari.

Even if Buhari kill you & wipe out the entire poto poto republic, I will still vote Buhari! Even if Buhari increases fuel price to N10000 per litre & 1$ becomes N5000, I will still vote Buhari!
You will only wail till 2023 when Osin baba will take over! Just get your BP drugs ready to manage your condition.

hatchy:
Going! Going!! Gone!!!

This is how the dullard,terrorist,nepotistic, tyrant,idiotic Fulani Buhari and his Jan'jaweed party is being consumed.

PDP is bad but APC is satanic,evil,murderous party.

Congrats to you & your party, PDP, for winning the 2019 presidential elections...............
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...on Nairaland!

frankwyte:
BMC CREW on rampage with the 5th columnist! Who are Kogi PDP that is rejecting our vocal Dino Minalaye

Every news against you ever-deluded IPIGs' bias is fake news!
You think politics starts & ends here on Nairaland!

MarieSucre:
You brought your opinion on a public forum UNLIKE these women you're directing me to and expect not to be challenged on it. You must be a joker.

Waiting for my answer.

Girl, the fact that this is a public forum doesn't mean you're entitled to get any answer from me, especially considering the fact that I didn't quote you in the first place. But since you feel my answer is so important to you that you had to quote me & you're even willing to get it weeks after, then I've given you a very simple assignment to do which I'll repeat for the 567th time because you've displayed very low intelligence & comprehension skills: Go & ask any girl at all who's not tall & wants good height as one of the things she wants in a man & get back to me with their response! If you claim you can't find any of such ladies around you just because you want to argue, check "public" fora like Twitter for such ladies & DM them. They're plenty there! Then I'll be magnanimous enough to give you my answer when you're done with the assignment! It's that simple, girl!

magicminister:
You’re a fool...


I don’t know if women like this one have any male sibling in her family.
If any man on earth lays hands on my sister or an female in my family, that hand will fall off....
my cousin was beat up by her boyfriend and she cried to me... till today if that guy see me or any of my guys, he dey cross road for real... I fuckkk that guy up, gave him permanent scars that his grand children will see

Naso una go dey brag like say una pass as una be! Who you be? You be Hulk Hogan, ba? Them go beat you beat all the females in your family join! Who be this?

MarieSucre:
I have clarified my answer, in depth. Any other repetitive observations?

Except you work for a News agency and is willing to pay me off work to do a Vox Populi on the streets with the attendant remunerations, you will give me my answer now.

MarieSucre:
Simple question why should a non-virgin like you, who has been promiscous be deserving of a virgin wife?

famosh:
Ask the same question to short women who only want to marry tall guys! Ask the same question to dark guys who only want to marry fair ladies!

MarieSucre:
I have asked them the question. Now I am asking you.

All the power you're using to question a Nairaland's (whom you've never met) choice of a sweet succulent fresh virgin (& not used cargoes like you) despite him being promiscuous for weeks would have been better channeled to doing my this my extremely easy assignment so you can get your answer!
By the way, you said you questioned some random men on some stuffs (which I never instructed you to do in the first place) & got responses. If you had the time to do that when I didn't even ask you to in the first place, why is it difficult for you or why are you scared to also question some random women to do this my very simple assignment which would settle everything? Can you see you hardly make sense?

MarieSucre:
You did not say any freaking lady. You said my family members. And I did that. So I don't get your new objections. Now you want me to go and do your own project for you by approaching random women on the street to ask them, if they're spouses are tall or short and whether they deserve to marry them.

I'm waking for my answer.

You know I've always questioned your intelligence & coherence! They're very low (no offense intended) & that's why you find it difficult to keep up with your own conversation!
Anyways, here's the initial sequence of our conversation which contains my VERY CLEAR & UNAMBIGUOUS assignment:

MarieSucre:
Simple question why should a non-virgin like you, who has been promiscous be deserving of a virgin wife?

famosh:
Ask the same question to short women who only want to marry tall guys! Ask the same question to dark guys who only want to marry fair ladies!

MarieSucre:
I have asked them the question. Now I am asking you.

famosh:
That's why I told you to ask short girls why they deserve to marry the tall guys they seek & not their fellow short men! And since you claim you've asked them, then take whatever answer they give you as the answer to mine too!

MarieSucre:
They were looking confused, they said they it is true they did not deserve to be in a position to marry upwards, and that they apologise for their foolish ways and will repent of such thinking. Is that your reply too?

Let's even ignore the fact that our initial conversation shows you earlier claimed you've done my VERY CLEAR & UNAMBIGUOUS assignment, even posted their "response" & later shamelessly denied ever getting such response from the ladies!

Can you point out where I specifically asked you to question ONLY your family members from the initial conversation above? I only later brought in your family because I wanted to make the assignment easier for you since ladies wanting tall guys is very common & normal. But since you went on to lie...sorry... claim that there's no single female soul in your whole family lineage who's not tall & has ever wished to marry a tall man as one of the criteria she wants in a man & even went ahead to deny ever doing my assignment which our initial conversation clearly indicates that you did, then I'm giving you another opportunity to do the main assignment I gave you. And I've gone ahead to quote the main assignment for you again, as you can see above!
Everyone knows it's not difficult to find ladies who want tall men except you who's choosing to shamelessly & unintelligently deny that just because you want to win a simple discussion which you've turned to an argument!

So go & look for ANY one of them as I initially asked you to do & question them as you've randomly questioned me who you don't know & return with their answers, girl!

MarieSucre:
(In summary) I'm saying that this is what my female relatives said. How do I know what "women, short or otherwise" want in a man and how difficult it is to find it? And how will this get you to answer my question?

Then we're back to square one, girl! You HAVE NOT done my original assignment. You're just here trying to form stubborn goat! Simple instruction, you take days to comprehend & you wonder why your intelligence & coherence are questioned!
Calm down to understand what I'm telling you to do first before trying to attack!

Original request again in clearer terms even though it'll be the 9,347th time I'll be saying it:

Simply go & look for ANY freaking lady at all (it doesn't have to be your family member) who's not tall & has being tall as ONE OF THE (not necessarily the only) things she looks out for in a man & question her on her reason for wanting a tall man even though she isn't tall! Then return with their response! That's all! Such women aren't difficult to find, are they? They're very plenty around!

MarieSucre:
Lol not the same thing. They are not choosing this men because they're tall AT ALL not TALL ALONE. Their tallness has nothing to do with their relationship, so them deserving these tall men or not does not come into play because it is not a criteria at all for them. Unlike you, who makes virginity the core. So again waiting for my answer.

In summary, girl, you're saying women, short or otherwise, who have being tall as one of the criteria they want in a man are difficult to find, right?

MarieSucre:
And they said they didn't choose then because they're tall. Any other observation before I get my answer.

And I'm not going to be choosing a virgin just because she's a virgin alone!
Girl, if you want the kind of answer we both know you want to hear, go & do my assignment properly & come back with a response on why they want the tall men they don't deserve as A (NOT NECESSARILY THE ONLY) criterion!

MarieSucre:
"Sigh" we've gone over this. I did anyway. And that is what they said. Which I have told you. My answer please.

That means you haven't carried out my assignment! You obviously aren't intelligent enough to comprehend a simple request which is why you asked women the wrong question & asked men the question I didn't tell you to ask in the first place. But I go repeat the simple instruction!


I didn't tell you to ask women who aren't tall if they married their men JUST BECAUSE they are tall! I simply instructed you to ask such women the reason why they want the tall men they don't deserve (It doesn't mean it has to be the only criterion they want in a man)! If you don't have them around you, go & look for them & ask them! Then come back to me with their response & you get your answer, girl! They're not so hard to find, are they?

MarieSucre:
I asked the women if they married tall men because they were tall and the men if they married virgins because they were virgins. Also where is my reply?

Did I ask you to ask men that question? Later when I question your low intelligence & coherence, e go be like say I dey yab you! You can't even comprehend a simple request to question women who aren't tall on the reason why they want the tall men they don't deserve! Nawa!

Again, you mean none of the women you asked wanted a tall man they didn't deserve as ONE OF their criteria?

MarieSucre:
Lol Blatantly made a mistake is not the same as blatantly lied you can twist it every which way but the laws of English are against you here bro. Waiting on your reply to my question.

Ok. You made a mistake; you did not lie!

But first, please remind of me the question you asked the men again since you claim you got that interesting response from the men & not the women, & let's see how it relates to my question which I specifically asked you to direct to the women!
Don't worry, the answer to your question is coming but let's take it step by step!

MarieSucre:
Or I blatantly made a mistake in my reply and I've corrected it. So what is standing in the way of your reply?

Oh! You made a mistake to shamelessly lie, right? Anyways, I know you didn't mean to lie. It's just that you aren't just intelligent enough to keep up with the game you want to play! But we're getting somewhere!

But first, please remind of me the question you asked the men again since you claim you got that response from the men & not the women, & let's see how it relates to my question which I specifically asked you to direct to the women!
Don't worry, the answer to your question is coming but let's take it step by step!

ebbo:
For those of us that ply the road to Jos often, we understand what it takes to get trapped in those senseless violence, so much that it has become the usual practice that on approaching Jos, we send out a call to those living inside it to find out whether it is safe to proceed.

Some years ago, my sister and uncle were caught up in that unfortunate chaos. They were fortunate enough to escape (out of luck) to the Muslim quarter of Bukuru town. If they had escaped to the wrong location or belong to a different faith, their fate will completely be different.

In the university in 2008, my room-mate had the unimaginable misfortune of losing his father in the conflict. His parents were caught in the unfortunate chaos, father and mother separated. The fact he was a Yoruba man did not apply. All his killers cared was that he was a Muslim and therefore guilty and condemned to die in their hands.

At Secondary School in the early 2000s, I was moved to tears when a Fulani classmate narrated how he lost three generations of his family in Heipang. Their family had lived there for generations only for them to be wiped out in a single surge of violence. His escape was only a miracle. His mother who was lucky to be away for a wedding fainted at the sight of him because his funeral rites were already conducted in absentia, having thought to have shared the terrible fate of his other family members.

All the individuals mentioned in the above instances may be reading this post. I have known real people who have been slaughtered while passing through Jos. I could be one of them, given a different quirk of fate. My family members could also be victims, God forbid!

As a result, there is the tendency for someone like me to see the conflict through those lenses, that my people are the victims and the 'other side' is the perpetrator. The same way someone whose local community in Plateau live in constant fear of invasion and attack by armed marauders, where local people could not farm their lands in peace or carry on with life in security and safety will see his people as sole victims and others as perpetrators.

That is how one-sided, mutually rejecting narratives set back the wheel of reconciliation. The crises in Plateau is so muddled up that it is now completely detached from its root causes. It first began as local politics borne out of ethnic and sectarian political struggle between the so called Hausa settlers and the native Beroms in Jos North.

For long, the Fulani, who have a long history of cultural intercourse with those local communities are kept out of those conflicts. It was until the Shendam anti-Fulani pogrom that the Fulani was brought into the equation, and from that, cycles of reprisals and counter-reprisals have so distorted the reality on ground, bringing a dominant ethnic and sectarian narrative to the fore.

That makes peace even difficult. Because all sides have genuine grievances, all sides have genuine complaints of victimhood. The first step towards peace is not in apportioning blame, the first step towards peace is in accepting that all sides have a point and that peace is possible only through dialogue and not further confrontation.

The Jos conflict is different from Boko Haram or even rural banditry where the enemy can be criminalized and targeted. In an ethnic or sectarian conflict, you cannot criminalize an entire ethnic or sectarian group. And above all, you cannot enforce peace by sheer use of force. Force should only be used to create an enabling environment for reconciliation and dialogue.

I know some may feel force alone could do this, but if that's possible, we will not be where we are today. Obasanjo declared a state of emergency but the killing still continued. Since 1999, the Plateau conflict continues under four successive Nigerian presidents, two Muslim, two Christians. If it were a Muslim conspiracy, the two Christian presidents would have stopped it. Likewise if it were a Christian conspiracy,

How can you be making this much sense on Nairaland when you understand how intellectually deficient a lot of Nairalanders are, especially those from a certain region we all know about? Just checkout the sort of comments that get so much likes & shares & tell me how intelligent those comments are! It's not necessary, man!

princeade86:
he tell u say he be pastor? prof osibanjo is d most useless VP Nigeria will ever have.

No, boy! Ebelemi Jonathan, the ineffectual buffoon, holds the record for being the most useless president & vice president ever!

akinszz:
pigs houses called hostels... and they will say Yoruba are dirty. see neatness

Bro, that's why we call them IPIGs. They're really disgusting, dirty & unintelligent pigs!

onlinetomola:
Lol... nothing wey you no go fit see finish for this nairaland...dis one wey Onion represent meat for your soup so Ha APC una don see wetin una cause and you still want Progress from una deceitful Change. E no go work !

Read, you no go read! Na useless likes & shares from the unintelligent & dirty IPIGs you dey find up & down Nairaland! Can't you see he said HE FINISHED THE MEAT OUT OF FRUSTRATION? After, if them call una lazy yoot, una go dey make noise!