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PoliticsRe: Plateau Massacre: Buhari Orders Military To Kill Illegal Weapon Holders by Fanatical(m): 1:44pm On Aug 10, 2021
Same story every day
SportsRe: Assistant Referee Pushes Manager In Ghana Vs Sudan Game by Fanatical(m): 3:19am On Nov 14, 2020
Only in Africa
CrimeRe: Pastor Istifanus Tiswan's 5 Daughters Kidnapped In Southern Kaduna by Fanatical(m): 3:17am On Nov 14, 2020
Can't they the southern Kaduna people form vigilante group and fight back instead of always crying and waiting for the federal government to intervene. Knowing that the federal government will not do anything about it.
FamilyRe: Hidden Life Rules That I Learned Too Late In Life by Fanatical(m): 11:58pm On Jun 22, 2020
Words on Marble

Today's tobacco teeth were yesterday without a stain
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: “The Day My Ex Girlfriend Came To Me For Prayers" by Fanatical(m): 1:16pm On Mar 02, 2020
The headmaster was once a student
Christianity EtcRe: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by Fanatical(m): 11:08am On Dec 25, 2019
Is she a Jehovah witness member?
CelebritiesRe: Kim Oprah Shares Her Throwback Pictures From 2 To 15 Years by Fanatical(m): 3:53pm On Nov 28, 2019
Cute
PoliticsRe: Wike's 100 Days Second Term Projects To Be Commissioned by Fanatical(m): 4:21pm On Sep 12, 2019
These are first tenure projects.
PoliticsRe: Wike's 100 Days Second Term Projects To Be Commissioned by Fanatical(m): 4:19pm On Sep 12, 2019
These projects were started three years ago na. I thought 100 days in office celebrations are supposed to be projects started and completed within the said period.
PhonesRe: 5 Things You Didn't Know That Drains Your Phone Battery by Fanatical(m): 9:58pm On Aug 19, 2019
Noted
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Begins Construction Chapel In Kogi Government House by Fanatical(m): 5:04pm On Jul 22, 2019
Hypocrisy
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Opens 11 Free Schools, Blasts Some Pastors by Fanatical(m): 7:52am On Apr 24, 2019
I concur
SportsRe: Picture Of Asisat Oshoala And Lionel Messi by Fanatical(m): 1:40pm On Mar 25, 2019
EVILFOREST:
May God bless U
I can now sleep peacefully

The GOAT
MESSI THE LION
All the COACHES mention your name, including Real Madrid coaches.
Diego SIMEONE does not celebrate Athletico’s Goals when you are in the field of play.
U always give Torres Orgasm when he watches you play.
U remain a Gift to soccer players and Lovers by PELE.
U remain the fastest player when you are with the ball by Thierry HENRY.
Who am I, to be compared to messi by Xavi
I have never seen a player like this... Ronald in not



I am pleased to drive MESSI around by the President of Equatorial Guinea....Ali Bongo

MESSI is an act of God by Platini
MESSI, is really CRAZY but inform me when he scores 1000 goals and lift 3 world cups.....by PELE ( his fellow GOAT)
MESSI is Extra terrestrial by Buffon
MESSI is simply naturally ahead by Alex Ferguson
CHELLINI, was asked “how do you hinder CR7”, he said mark him closely and don’t give him space. When asked about MESSI, he did “SIGN of the CROSS” and walked out of the interview


My VIEW:
U are the G.O.A.T. while CR7 is the GRASS
MESSI plays SOCCER while CR7 plays football
Messi, a Divine Gift while CR7 a product of hard work.
The Greatest Achievement of CR7 is for him to be compared to you.
U don’t need training to deliver but CR7 trains all day...
When “AH” is added to MESSI, it becomes MESSIAH.
U are simply a Myth


INTERNATIONAL VIEWS:u
Fellow Soccer players call you GOAT ahead of CR7.
PLAYERS like you Grace this earth every 50years.
BEST precision ever.
The most expensive LEFT FOOT in the world history currently carved and positioned in the palaces of SAUDI KING and SULTAN of BRUNEI.

The SADDEST DAY in SOCCER History will be the day you will RETIRE

I rest my case, humbly.
Same Pele called Ronaldo a SORCERER.
SportsRe: Picture Of Asisat Oshoala And Lionel Messi by Fanatical(m): 1:31pm On Mar 25, 2019
Ororo

Ronaldo

CR7

The Real G O A T

Messi is a lesser g o a t.
CrimeRe: Bus Driver Assaults Woman For Refusing To Sleep With Him. Photos by Fanatical(m): 1:16pm On Mar 25, 2019
EmpresFIDEL:
arrest that pervert..
Don't conclude yet, something might have caused it.
FamilyRe: Lady Reveals How She Taught Her Husband's Entitled Friend A Painful Lesson by Fanatical(m): 1:01pm On Mar 25, 2019
For your mind na lotto you win oo
RomanceRe: Man Takes His Fiancee To Lie Detector To Test If She's Cheating. See Outcome by Fanatical(m): 9:09pm On Dec 27, 2018
How does it work cus I'll like mine to take the test.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Woli Arole Poses With His Mother In New Photo by Fanatical(m): 5:18pm On Dec 10, 2018
Mama love pure pass jare
CelebritiesRe: Halima Abubakar Stuns In Beautiful Make-up Photos by Fanatical(m): 2:48pm On Dec 10, 2018
Excess of everything except money is bad. Which village masquerade come be dis one again.
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis: President Buhari In Closed Door Meeting With Amosun by Fanatical(m): 2:43pm On Dec 10, 2018
Thought they said that he's not relevant.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Stuns In Beautiful Red Dress by Fanatical(m): 2:41pm On Dec 10, 2018
Really
TravelRe: Relics And Scrap As Trains! by Fanatical(m): 7:13pm On Nov 12, 2018
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Thank God for the PRESIDENT.
This was the rot our country was left in for 16 years and beyond, and in 3 years things are taken shape for the better already.
GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI and the Minister of Transportation for the good work they are doing in the transportation industry.
But the blind and pessimistic people will always look at the rot their thieving crew left behind.

Some people are too blind to see the positives, their mind are always on the look out of negative things.
Winch people!
These are still the trains plying the same route below......
Not Port Harcourt Aba route.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's School Feeding Prrogramme Featured On Al-jazeera. by Fanatical(m): 2:46pm On Nov 02, 2018
When will it get to Rivers State?
CelebritiesRe: "I Regret Enlarging My Boobs"- Vera Sidika (Photos) by Fanatical(m): 2:39pm On Nov 02, 2018
You're beautifully and wonderfully created by God yet decided to alter it by artificial means. Enjoy
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke-Linus Is All Shades Of Beauty In Stunning Photos by Fanatical(m): 1:38pm On Sep 13, 2018
Cute
EventsRe: Bride Delivers Baby Hours To Wedding by Fanatical(m): 6:42am On Sep 02, 2018
Double blessing
CrimeRe: Donald Mordi Declared Wanted For Murder In South Africa. Photo by Fanatical(m): 12:44pm On Aug 22, 2018
This South African SAP have a resemblance of Nigerian SARS, hope they operate differently. Nigerians killing fellow countrymen since 1967.
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell A Friend To Stop Bringing Girls To Have Sex In My Apartment? by Fanatical(m): 8:45am On Aug 13, 2018
What are friends for, if not for some of this inconveniences.
PoliticsRe: Youtube Obasanjo's Corruption: Obiageli Ezekwesili Tackled By Al Jazeera by Fanatical(m): 8:03am On Aug 12, 2018
So Oby couldn't answer a direct question on whether her former boss is corrupt but she'll be disturbing us with her RED CARD campaign.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Got A Job With The Help Of Her Ex Without My Consent, Please Advise by Fanatical(m): 7:06am On Aug 04, 2018
Since its her ex no problems after all he has been FUCKING the pussy before you.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo's Amazing Car Collections That Will Be Flown To Juventus by Fanatical(m): 10:55am On Aug 03, 2018
Ororo the GOAT
PhonesRe: 7 Secret Android Functions Most Users Don’t Know About by Fanatical(m): 10:25am On Aug 03, 2018
Nice write up

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