₦airaland Forum

Don't try dis on d street of my father's land coz' its animalistic.

pDude: The old man should shut up and stop the pity-party bullshhit

He has 4 wives eh? Good. See what polygamy can cause. How the fvck did he expect to provide for such a huge family

If I really speak my mind, some ppl will label me a bigot. These pple from southwest sef are a big mess. Always wanting to fvck as many women and men as possible in their lifetime.

Tufiakwa!

yepaa....ori iya mi o!!
May the gods of iron and thunder fill ur belly with garri ogbomosho.....say amen.

The truth is that dis man enjoyed his life during his stay with KSA (no wonder he married four wives and ashàwos) and didn't want to live below that standard. I knw lots of men like him, they are called Bàbà-jayejaye or Baba 70's or Baba No-regret. Clap for me na!!

Chai, see as i take waste my last 17kb for geography class.

Kill d snake and eat it.....make sure it goes with éba and okro soup.....

Na dis kind thing Naija babes dey like..... I was @ d wedding.

Those people should all be arrested for 'Car molestation'

Naija girls fit snap picture inside mortuary or grave yard.

This is why i don't drink garri in foreign land, d mind goes against d environment.

I will suggest that all Nairalanders should drop their account numbers incase of......<<crying>>.....i need money pass poverty right now.

Bolushalom: I'm a Nigerian babe, and i dont think asking me for my account number or asking me to marry you or every other thing u guys mentiond is d most romantic statement a guy can tell me...so y'all wrong!!

story! Story!!
Once upon a time.
Shey na Deeper-Life church u dey go?

My greatest fear is 'ANYTHING' coz they say anything can happen.

This is Naija where African men marry coz of family disturbance.

My dad holds the remote control while I hold the T.V to myself.
O.P now tell me who d boss is.

labaks: :owhy y'all trippin? Y'all shld stop spreading false rumours. One story has it that this canada based guy has 2 kids from his previous marriage which was terminated abt 10yrs ago and the story is that the ex-wife probably has a hand in it or the guy himself could have used her for ritual. Another story says she was impregnated by her sugar daddy,Yinka Quadri and in order to keep her man (Babatunde Ijaodola), she had to abort which led 2 her death. Still another story says she had a miscarriage. I read elsewhere that it is from her village. So y'all see we don't know what actually killed her. Please let's stop all this 'woni wonpe' and her rest in peace. Jeeeeezzzzz!!!

pls do u work for 'Gossip Magazine'?

Dis na why i no wan marry any girl wey get crazy and jealous relatives.
Guy u had better run back to canada

This is exactly what life is all about...... We live to die......just do good.

Death too wan contest for 2015 PDP primary election.....any rival don enter kàsala.

I knew dis stupid topic will come up. Keep ur thing to urself.

The way to a woman's heart is the 'V' Junction.

I can only buy a goods if i'm allowed to test it and also has warranty.

Aren't we forgeting someone here.....the diva who almost caused her country an earthquake.....TONTO DIKE.....i heard she was also called upon to stand-up comedies and conserts to make people laugh by singing her 'HI'

chai!!! see fine fine babes......i must visit this place before i die

I will miss the carnival...... I'm presently in London for the London Expo..... merry Xmas guyz

I can run Mad for that sum of cash......i fit walk naked for Unilorin Walk-way....... na wetin i wan talk before?

Merry chrismas to all my Nairalander and to d G4 battalion unit. Garri + chicken mode activated.

[quote author=MR A.D OLUDEHINWA]Ugly indeed, badest concert, my Olamide no be baddest so dem no fit call am coz Won ni duro becose their fan no let him go. See wizzy clown piz, Wizzy to n form londoner Bado don go their too o... OLAMIDE OBA NIGERIA RAPPERS...[/quote]Shey Olamide don pay ur salary dis month?

The concert was truly d Baddest. I saw davido and wizzy wif my own eyez.
*God forgive me for lieing*

God please turn my life around positively so that hater on Nairaland wil start to insult me also just like Chris + Wizzy.

I agree but who wil bell d cat?

The Anaconda btw my legs

Olodo 1: Because it is not easy to die.

in addition to dis, dieing as a Nigerian is not for d weak mind, it takes on the brave.