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SolutionMee:
That's all he's got to offer

No brain, no dream outside politics.
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Did you just wrote this poo?
Someone who held sway as a labour leader after the lethargic. era of Paschal Bafyau (how else can I convince this Nairaland kid).Someone who changed the game in Edo state after disastrous outing of former off(un)Lucky .
I think the misguided kids here are messing up the robust conversation. on Nairaland

nony43:
Now the French market is open for Adenuga to explore

Especially the francophone countries
They worship anything recommended by France

Nogodye:
it's ...Abomination!

More than that it's... AbomiCOUNTRY!

tellwisdom:
What is taxify??...Hotel??

Taxify is a system of modern transportation where rickety molue buses are engaged to convey those who don't care along Agege -Abule egba route.

dukie25:
"S" for Saraki

So 55 year person is now a youth? 40+ year Sowore is a teenager Then 74 years Buhari & 72 year Atiku are young. man!

Terminator1234g:
God will judge the mods that banned me.


I WILL NOT TALK MUCH...

if you wan talk much, wetin you for talk? You wan add satan join am?

*A* *girl* *posted* *on* *her* *whatsap* *status* *that* *what* *God* *has* *given* *to* *her* *no*
*body* *will* *take* *it* *away* *from* *her* .

*Then* *i* *commented* WHERE *IS* *YOUR* *VIRGINITY*?
*She* *blocked* *me* *instantly!*

BlackPantherxXx:
x.X.x

xtral, X-ray, x...?

Chief Bode George laments...

"Bola Tinubu is desperate to destroy PDP and he is succeding through Adam Oshiomole.

First, he shipped expired and dangerous drugs to us, and today he raided our strong hold, Akwa Ibom and took one of our finest.

Now let me tell you, Oshiomole is one of the most deft and dangerous politicians you can't toy with.

We never believed a day like this will come in any States of the South South. I can tell you we didn't see it coming. It's today we realised the enormity of disaster that struck us since Buhari, Tinubu and others merged forces to form APC.

The loss of Senator Akpabio to APC is complete disaster. PDP need people like me, and not Secondus to stop Oshiomole from adding salt to our injury".


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Olalan:
Just stating the obvious fact of most ladies now........ finding a faithful girl now is like seeking a virgin in a maternity ward

It's very much possible! Nurses, doctors and other auxiliaries can make it happen.

mmb:
The senator posed for pic with senator misau

Whisky at work

Copperfield:
With those make-up and sexy eyes... Please help me praise tha Lord

Now you have another thing to masturbate upon.
For tinubu wife, the headache was on " why she no use make up"

notoriousbabe:
Op I tried one of dis your yeye code now, since then my phone started to malfunction

Crossing road without observing coming vehicles is committing suicide.

It is not just about punching codes, it's knowing what the code is out to do.

How wish the one you punched sets your phone ablaze!

EdifiedHebrew:
So if she can't be a parish pastor in RCCG then what is she ordained FOR? and what is the purpose of her ordianation FOR? . Please you people should show respect to the LAWS, STATUES & COMMANDMENTS of the MOST HIGH Yahawah bahasham Yahawashi Hamasciach.

ZECHARIAH 1: 15 And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction.

16 Therefore thus saith the LORD; I am returned to Jerusalem with mercies: my house shall be built in it, saith the LORD of hosts, and a line shall be stretched forth upon Jerusalem

EZEKIEL 39: 21 And I will set my glory among the heathen, and all the heathen shall see my judgment that I have executed, and my hand that I have laid upon them.

ZECHARIAH 8: 20 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; It shall yet come to pass, that there shall come people, and the inhabitants of many cities:

21 And the inhabitants of one city shall go to another, saying, Let us go speedily to pray before the LORD, and to seek the LORD of hosts: I will go also.

22 Yea, many people and strong nations shall come to seek the LORD of hosts in Jerusalem, and to pray before the LORD.

23 Thus saith the LORD of hosts; In those days it shall come to pass, that ten men shall take hold out of all languages of the nations, even shall take hold of the skirt of him that is a Jew, saying, We will go with you: for we have heard that God is with you.

Tell us the name of your church first
We will then know if all that have ever been appointed there end up being a head of assembly

magoo10:
It is practically impossible for daura dss to take seige on the national assembly without the order or permission of an high ranking commanding officer such as the president or acting president.

Buhari the unrepentant tyrant and destroyer of democracy is aware of the failed civilian coup.

Why are you this opinionated?
So it was also impossible that the same daura letter being used by Sarakill against the president nomination of effcc was also approved by the president?

NgeneUkwenu:
[s][/s]


Continue to cry till 2019, when you will start following Nnamdi Cownu back

Don't mind him. These lots are ready to celebrate and embrace Shekau if he can join Pdp and say no to Buhari.
In fact, with level of their stupidity, they're willing to vote for shekau of Pdp to Buhari/Osinbajo!

Juliusmalema:
Sahara reporter is not a newspaper...is just a journalism of fake news of all sort.....

But anytime SH covers Buhari foreign health trip, your mouth droll with stinking saliva!

Amitez:
Sorry my brother. I do not join issues with anyone on Christian faith, had to point out a few things. . By the Grace of God, I am what I say I am, not claiming any position I did not attain. In RCCG, intending couples attend marriage counselling classes. Even acts such as fornication, pregnancy before marriage, marrying an unbeliever are some of the ground for the church to refuse joining couples.

To satisfy your curiosity. I was born again in 1995. I joined RCCG in Benin, passed through believers class, water baptised in RCCG when Pastor Olawale was Provincial Pastor in Benin. Became an evangelist and Soul winner for Christ. I joined the workforce after passing through the workers in training programme. In 2006 I attended Discipleship Class. In 2007, I graduated from RCCG Bible College with a Post-Graduate Diploma. I became a marriage counsellor not by personal choice but by the church decision after profiling of my marriage life. So my brother, I know what am saying. To become an alter minister or ordained as a deacon in RCCG, you must be born again and not be a ridicule to the church doctrine amongst others. Many pastors-in-charge of Parish are only deacons. To become an Assistant Pastor of RCCG means you are even higher than Pastor-in-charge of Parish who is just a deacon. In RCCG, if an Asst. Pastor walks into a Parish and the Pastor'in Pastor'in'charge, who is a deacon becomes aware, he or she is accorded that respect and even join the workers meeting and if he or she choses to, can lead the church service as a more senior leader in the church that day. My point on this post is this. How would a minister, Pastor, Asst Pastor admonish members who are going astray if they have a 'big lig on their eyes'.

Lets leave politics aside. This is not seating right with the doctrine of RCCG. God is not mocked my brother. If our leaders go wrong, we should honestly point out their errors.

The fact is that you still don't know the difference between just being ordained AND being in charge of a church (parish). For your information, 80% of the newly ordained this year will never become parish pastors. So this idea of you misleading the gullible that having been ordained means she is now going to be a pastor over a Parish of RCCG is for the least, mischievous, ignorant, and false.

Committed members of the Church know that being ordained does not make anyone a parish pastor in RCCG. 'Ordinary' brothers are made pastors in RCCG!

lexy2014:
what is d difference between an assistant pastor& a pastor?

nomenclature says it all. no ambiguity. Pastor is the highest ordination in RCCG. others are lower to it.

Kennedy767:
like I said we(still trying to avoid using u) av long we to go.....apostle Paul all tru his letters he was using 'brethren'...does that means he was referring to the brothers of Christ'?....any believer (followers of Christ) are called brethren, be it male or female.....the word brethren simply means "my brothers and sisters"

verse 21 below can lay credence to the point. Remember that Joseph's brothers were also called brethren. So why do you decide to go to the other meaning?
I hope the FAMILY use below won't be further analysed away.


Mark 3:20-22 (NET)
20 Now Jesus went home, and a crowd gathered so that they were not able to eat.
21 When his family heard this they went out to restrain him, for they said, “He is out of his mind.”
22 The experts in the law who came down from Jerusalem said, “He is possessed by Beelzebul,” and, “By the ruler of demons he casts out demons.”

Kennedy767:
pls stop claiming to be a Christian, ur write up/character didn't portray a Christian at all
,u are so rude,arrogant,manner less etc..u are just a mere church goer .how can a Christian call someone 'spiritual fool'? and u claimed to be a Christian... what did d bible said abt calling someone a 'fool'?...my dear we(I can't say only u) av long way to go..then to d portion of the bible u quoted john 7:5....for ur mind u are a Christian now and u av also justified ur points, isn't it?..I laugh u in Spanish..the word "brethren" didn't mean Christ's brothers OK....any Christian member is a brethren, is a general tag OK...

That's the tactic of the enemy on your life!

So some people who are not related to Jesus by blood would be called his brethren just because they hate to believe what he holds?
What them would those who believe him be called, SISTHREN?

bedspread:
[s][/s] This how u put ur Future in Trouble.. After u will be Accussing the powers from your father's house

It's still the power from his father's house! They have vowed to dangerously push him until he kills himself.
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bobokeshington:
wow!! I can't believe you wrote this poo all because me. Anyways it's not your fault and I wouldn't blame you . you have been brain washed by men who are really concerned about there pocket than your salvation.

Immediately you called those things I lifted from the scriptures, poo, it dawned on me that your case is pathetic. if you call my word poo, it wouldn't matter to me at all. But with this, your oppressor has really gained grounds against you.
I pray that the mercy and the power of God locate you in Jesus Name

bobokeshington:
wow!! I can't believe you wrote this poo all because me. Anyways it's not your fault and I wouldn't blame you . you have been brain washed by men who are really concerned about there pocket than your salvation.

Immediately you called those things I lifted from the scriptures, poo, it dawned on me that your case is pathetic. if you call my word poo, it wouldn't matter to me at all. But with this, your oppressor has really gained grounds against you.
I pray that the mercy and the power of God locate you in Jesus Name

Acidosis:
You're a bloody liar, name the siblings here or keep shut. Blind Christians like you are the reasons people barely listen to preachers these days.

Will your daddy GO also make me a pastor if, for example, I married two or three wives before I met Christ?

Your response to the above question will tell me whether your case is irredeemable or not. I'm still assuming you're allowing your emotion take over your sensibility. Leadership is not followership, your past can ruin everything for you even if you give your life to Christ.

You blind pentecostals and staunch preachers of GRACE in the midst of evil are more dangerous than serpents. It is like giving your life to Christ after killing 100 people and waiting on God to give you a hug without due punishments.

Remi's punishment is to remain a member and not a leader of any group or church. She is not qualified to lead a marriage counselling group, teach on marriage, family, evangelism, etc. Her appointment is senseless.

It's very easy to spot those who hates anything Bible. You are just one of them! Many of you just read one demonic items and are dissuaded from getting blessed with the Word of life.

You, a spiritual fool can dispute with me that Jesus siblings didn't believe in him when he was here? Rather than asking me to prove it with a scriptures, you decided to disgrace your 'church' that hasn't made any single effort to make heaven.
I made bold to say once again that The LORD JESUS CHRIST SIBLINGS DIDN'T BELIEVE HIM WHEN HE WAS HERE ON EARTH... kiss the truth from the Bible the Living Word. Greater than your ancient, but lifeless, Church:

.Vcc
"For neither did his brethren believe in him."
John 7:5

Come up with another spiritual ignorance, you will meet me there!

Amitez:
You missed the message in the post. Go and read it again! I am not aware that a Pastor is a spouse to unbelieving husband. I am still learning though, but The RCCG that I know, where I worked as a marriage counsellor would not wed a Christian and muslim couple. So, why ordain a wife of a muslim as a Pastor?

It's obvious you are not an experience worker in RCCG not to talk of a marriage counselor for that matter

Do you know how many ordination that's done Evey year? Does this mean every one is a head of a church?
Every worker in RCCG knows that to be ordained a deacon, assistant pastor or pastor does not usually translate to being made a head of an assembly (parish).

I want everyone here to disregard this Op who is claiming to belong to marriage counselling department in RCCG.
He knows nothing about the workings in RCCG and he is an impostor.
Op, if really you are in RCCG as you wewrite as a worker in counselling department
..
1. For how long have you beinga worker?
2. What process confirmed you as a worker?
3. Since you claim to know much about RCCG, how come you keep referring someone being ordained as an assistant pastor as PASTOR? it's either you are knowledge bereft or you are out to do the bid of your master-Satan. Making mockery of anything Church
4. If you know that there is difference between the two positions, tell us what qualify one to be ordained under each.
5. I still have questions for you but your answers to the ones above will determine which.

Oya, we are waiting...

Jeezuzpick:
Hmmmmm.......

There are requirements to be met for ordination.

If Remi Tinubu got ordained, then she met them.

I have met those requirements for some time now but refused to go for one school so I would just remain as I am, a worker. Personal conviction.

Some people are after the title. Others are pushed by their mentors. A lot are genuinely led to serve, but once the rules are satisfied, they won't stop an ordainee.

S O. ..

Jokerman:
Someone who her husband isn't even a Christian, is getting the post of assistant pastor??

Chai, Jesus is still weeping....

Your moniker is joking on you!
In your infantile imagination, husband and wife are saved together, abi?

You always abuse pastors that carry their wives along and here you are forcing the Holy Spirit to save someone who is not willing

bobokeshington:
not surprised because anybody can be a pastor in RCCG even a slut

That's how the Church of Jesus Christ. is built to operate! - to give hope to the ones you the perfect have condemned. Saul, a murderer became Apostle, Mary Magdalene and the multiple husband woman by the well were evangelists. Rahab, the harlot found Grace with him, your progenitor- the devil queried why she should be spared, but Jehovah counted her worthy.

You too are in the ministry of the devil right now- Condemning g those that God has not authorized you to condemn. (He only encourages that you warn them. But you will never bcoz you must resembles the one who started the ministry!)

Immanuels7:
Freeze doesnt disappoint his followers.. SO GLAD I AM NOT ONE OF THEM

especially if it has to do with the church. Have you heard him commented on hundreds (of Christians) being slaughtered in Plateau, Benue, Zamfara etc on daily basis?
His followers never questioned him but would rather die asking why Adeboye has not come out carrying placards