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Yorubest: How dull can one get?

If a Major and a Major General mean the same thing, it means the position of a Manager GENERAL MESSENGER and a General Manager are the same

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I Think it flows in the heredity. My mama born a set of triplets and another set of twins in sequence! My sister had two boys as first born. Fruitfulness, blessing, good health and longevity in my lineage, It has been God!

GooseBaba: Why dem no like to wear panties....carry leg anyhow all yansh don open finish.

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IN A BID TO TAKE AS MANY GOONS, WILLING, BE-WITCHED AND IGNORANT GOATIES ALONG WITH THEM THROUGH THAT WIDE ROUTE THAT CULMINATES INTO EVERLASTING TORMENTS!

Efiko: ...what he meant: that stature is not the blessed Mary of the bible, its something else packaged in disguise
..my brother think, study for yourself, what is behind the scene is much more than what the eyes is seeing

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GOD BLESS YOU

CAMEROONPRIDE: Do u even read and understand yourself? So the mother of God is a demon?
Your mum is the demon, she's also a stinking prostitute

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Mary, the mother of the Lord Jesus cannot/should not be worship. Since you have been deceived into worshipping one 'mary' contrary to Exod 20:4-6, you have demons hovering round about collecting for lucifer, your worship/honour given to your countless images including that your 'mary' and 'jesus' you hang on your necks!

kizmartino: @those who say we worship images or mary..u wrong,learn b4 u criticise..we only venerate nd pay our respect 2 holy things of God,saints nd d mother of God(mary)...proudly a CATHOLIC,AVE MARIA!!!!Benedicamus Domine..Deo gracias!!

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YOU DONT NEED UP TO TWO EYES TO SEE THE god OF CATHOLICS IN ALL THEIR CHURCHES AND ESTABLISHMENT IT IS TRUE YOU DONT WORSHIP HER, YOU ONLY IDOLISE HER WITH OTHER PHYSICAL DEMONS CALLED SAINTS

Satan ASSUMPTION that what was/is never divine [Tradition of men] should wear the toga of divinity.
That one demon [erroneously sold to them] called Mary is past and parcel of God-head. More of these saints [that different demons have taken up their names in the heavenly] are still being worship along with this 'mary'.
This is in satanic defiance to Exodus 20 second commandment- NO GRAVEN-IMAGE FOR MAN, OF ANYTIM ANYTHING FITSER EITHER IN HEAVEN ABOVE, ON THE EARTH OR IN THE WATER BELOW- WE MUST NOT BOW DOWN TO THEM NOR SERVE THEM. ... I AM A JEALOUS GOD.
I never can understand why people go about necking and erecting images of demons

moisco: Sssssssoooooo wwwwwwwwaaaaaatttttttttttt'sssssssss nxt ......Wen pple re suffering u re dere colletin tithe 2 buy JET.Rubbish....

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SORRY, HE DID NOT START YOUR MISFORTUNE. HE CAN NOT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

bad meat: Man worshippers!

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TO SOME, IN THEIR GENERATIONS, THIS KIND OF FEAT [CHILDREN, GRANDCHILDREN, SON/ DAUGHTER-IN-LAWS GATHERING TOGETHER IN THIS KIND OF SERENE &BLESSED ATMOSPHERE] IS A TALL ORDER. NOT TICK THAT THEY DONT HAVE LONG LIFE, BUT YOU MUST COMB MANY UNDER BRIDGES AND JUNGLES FOR MONTHS BEFORE YOU CAN ASSEMBLE THEM!
BITTERNESS AND ENVY TORMENT, REDUCE & LIMIT POSITIVE POTENTIALS.
OH LORD APPRECIATE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE DOING FOR PASTOR ADEBOYE, I TAP INTO THIS GRACE, MINE SHALL BE MORE GLORIOUS IN JESUS NAME, AMEN!

Obasanjo imported curses and jinxes afflicting our leadership into Nigeria when he imported demons in FESTAC 77. He first suffered from them in 1979 and later in 2007 mis hand-overs.

Prophet Obadare was arguably the FIRST SUCCESSFUL TELEVANGELIST IN NIGERIA.

Afam4eva: I think this is in order since Obadare was also the former governor of Osun state before becoming a pastor? I'm i right?

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INTELLIGENCE ILLITERACY!
LAME STUPIDITY!
He was the Osun Governor in 1806 AD.

samilo88: Most people dont know that politics in most niger delta state is based on political party and not just on the personality of the contestant. Even if someone as righteous as Jesus contest on an oppostition platform, he wouldnt win. As for keyamo,he wouldnt even win a LG election in delta state with APC

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NO WONDER THERE IS MASSIVE TRANSFORMATION GOING ON OVER THERE!
NO WONDER LIKES OF IBORI, LUCKY, ALAMS ET AL, IN OVER THERE!
NO WONDER THE RATIO OF INCOMES ACCRUED IS HEAVEN APART FROM THE DEVELOPMENT.
I pity those who condemn Ibori, Lucky on nairaland when there are disgruntled elements claiming their emergency as their tradition.

muzeze77: No man can save you on judgement day , Not Pastor Adeboye or any Jet set pastors, If you are looking for a miracle , look at your chest its just meat and it's moving by itself, the mere fact that you are alive is a miracle and this proves you still have a connection with your creator, giving is good but do it intelligently , there are many children in the hospitals that are sick , use your 10% tithe to buy gift for them. It's high time for us to stop being stupid, worship God and not men because this men too use the restrooms like you too and one day every one will die.

They ride private Jets and Rolls Royces, yet you are still giving them money to fund their lifestyle if they were in US they will be in prison

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HOW MUCH HAVE YOU GIVEN TO BUY BATHROOW SLIPPERS OR HUBB RUBBER SANDALS FOR YOUR PASTORS [SINCE THAT IS THE "GODLY" STANDARDS OF THOSE OVER YOU-THE EMBARGO YOU HAVE PLACED UPON THEIR LIVES AND MINISTRIES] FOR EVER IMPARTED UPON YOUR HEAD SAME TREKKING ANOINTING, since you can not give to Jet or Rolls Royce ones?

THIS SAME HOT DEVELOPMENT HAPPENED SOME 2000 YEARS AGO. IT GENERATED HEATED ARGUMENT AT THE TIME, PROBABLY A LOT MORE THAN IT IS TODAY. MANY CHARACTERS WERE INVOLVED FROM THE SUPPORTERS, OPPOSERS, THE MAIN ACTOR, THE BOSS, THE GIVER, THE POOR, THE RICH... LET US GLANCE BRIEFLY ON HOW IT WENT BE CAREFUL TO PICK (highlight and repaste it) WHERE YOU BELONG IN THE PASSAGE BELOW:
MATTHEW 26: 7-13
"There came unto Jesus a woman having am alabaster boy of very precious ointment, and poured it on his head, as he sat at meat.
But when his disciples saw it, they had indignation, saying, To what purpose is this waste?
For this ointment might have been sold for much and given to the poor.
When Jesus understood it, he said unto them, why trouble ye the woman? For she has wrought a good work upon me.
For we have the poor always with you: but me ye have not always. ...
Verily I say unto you, wheresoever this gospel shall be preached in the whole world, there shall also this, that this woman hath done, be told for a memorial of her"

idnoble135: Don’t you know that those who serve in the temple get
their food from the temple,
and that those who serve at
the altar share in what is offered on the altar? 14 In the same way, the Lord has
commanded that those who
preach the gospel should
receive their living from the
gospel." 1 Cor 9:13-14
what about this? Because it is obvious people like John and Peter did not continue fishing. Paul worked because he wanted to. It was one of the benefit he deprived himself of.
By the way, did Jesus continue carpentary when he started ministry? No! So your point is invalid.

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GBAM! 60 inches nail on the head [of satan with his e-warriors]

[quote author=Okija_juju]Is Jesus still coming back at all or has he changed his mind?!

These Pastors putting up such grandious edifices here on earth, I wonder if they still remember that Jesus is supposed to be coming soon.

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HAVING REALISED THE ABOVE REALITY YOURSELF, WHY DID YOU BOTHER TO ENROL IN YOUR LAST INSTITUTION AND STRUGGLED TO OBTAIN THE LAST CERTIFICATION? IS IT TO USE IT IN THE SERVICE OF THE ANTICHRIST? Return it! WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GET MARRIED AND THINKING OF RAISING KIDS? Get rid of them now! WHY IS IT COMING TO YOUR MIND TO BUY/SECURE THAT PERMANENT ACCOMODATION OR TO RENT THAT APARTMENT? CARRY YOUR POLYTENE BAG NOW AND GO AND SOJOURN UNDER IJORA OR ONITSHA BRIDGE NOW!
If you refuse to carry out all of these, then you are not ready for the coming of the Lord Jesus and you are a bloody pharisee who sees, thinks and condemns other from his own wretched island.

[quote author=Okija_juju][b]Is Jesus still coming back at all or has he changed his mind?!

These Pastors putting up such grandious edifices here on earth, I wonder if they still remember that Jesus is supposed to be coming soon.

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HAVING REALISED THE ABOVE REALITY YOURSELF, WHY DID YOU BOTHER TO ENROL IN YOUR LAST INSTITUTION AND STRUGGLED TO OBTAIN THE LAST CERTIFICATION? IS IT TO USE IT IN THE SERVICE OF THE ANTICHRIST? Return it! WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO GET MARRIED AND THINKING OF RAISING KIDS? Get rid of them now! WHY IS IT COMING TO YOUR MIND TO BUY/SECURE THAT PERMANENT ACCOMODATION OR TO RENT THAT APARTMENT? CARRY YOUR POLYTENE BAG NOW AND GO AND SOJOURN UNDER IJORA OR ONITSHA BRIDGE NOW!
If you refuse to carry out all of these, then you are not ready for the coming of the Lord Jesus and you are a bloody pharisee who sees, thinks and condemns other from his own wretched island.

[quote author=Harbioollah]Wait o. Is that a wedding dress?[
Or swimsuit? The pastor would have been stupid to have joined somebody who came to beach party as bride. Must all pastors /reverends be like those who would join those guys who even do dread or plait their hair in the name of fashion or celebrity just for a morsel of bread.
Yet if you are in police or army anywhere in the world nobody born you well to carry plaited hair go enter uniform.
Only pity the guy but to her.... Serve her right!

devour129: let God judge ? Lmao that's why things might never get better.some people will give money for this building while they have people close to them that need less

let God judge ? Lmao that's why things might never get better
DO YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH THE ABOVE?..... Then invite satan!

malc619: Adeboye is a smart businessman..

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WHY DO THE HEATHEN RAGE...?
What a Grace? The man of God said something big as this effortlessly, sweetlessly. No repeatation, no emphasis. Just like a short amouncement. Not even in the sermon or prayer time.
YET PEOPLE ARE CRYING, CURSING THE DAYS THEY WERE BORN. WHY ARE THEY BE-WITCHED LINED UP IN THE COURSE OF SATAN? Why are they unknowingly and foolishly become spokepersons of satanists- who themselves donate their billions of dollars to their master-lucifer on church of satan, gay rights, terrorism, war, suicide bombing, big brother africa....
OH LORD TAKE ME TO CATEGORY A, GIVING BILLIONS EFFORTLESSLY AND THE WORMS WILL CONTINUE WRITHING TO DEATH!

Xtana: Ok GEJ, get ready to drive your own taxi in Abuja

Ok GEJ, get ready to drive your own taxi in ... Yobe!

Let him come and see the prophet. E don open for the Lord Jesus wey don dey knock him heart te-e-te na? Rev 3:20. Well, that's is his palava.

Yungwizzzy: on d contrary bro, the biitch as u call her is already a celeb, then imagine if she gets to win, your likes will wish so hard to get married to her.

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CHEI!
IT IS TRUE THAT THAT THIS WORLD IS DOOMED: "FOR THE DARKNESS COVERETH THE WORLD AND GROSS DAKOD DARKNESS [COVERETH] THE PEOPLE "
So becoming a 'celeb' is the utmost in life regardless of how we arrived at it. So getting ambitious to marry a 'celeb' could really turn one's reasoning far lower than that of the beasts.
What has the world turned to, oh God?

Where are those who condemn sahara if na patience or goodluck news?

Ayoobscom: My xtian friends no dey let me rest o..they keep saying they must chopRam and I kept telling them this is not Ram season...this one na chicken or ponmo

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You mean this season is CHICKENdan or PONMOdan? Me think say na RAMadan

Tochium: As far as Imo State is concerned, Obi did not contribute to Rochas's victory. We all know that Obi is a small boy compared to Rochas. Obi's name cannot be heard beyond Anambra perhaps south east (since bacame gov) but Rochas is well known all over Nigeria, Rochas has his school in different parts of Nigeria and these schools are free!

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This is a truth! I know at least a boy outside South East that enjoys this largess. The mother cannot even identify Rochas in a picture!

Odenigbo Aroli: And what is his reputation ? Tell me one thing Rochas has achieve in the private sector before he became governor. And don't tell me he is generous.

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OK HE IS NOT GENEROUS. HE IS BENEVOLENT!
Are you satisfied?

Ayatullah:

Congratulations to her, BUT one more step for her to take to really save her soul is TO ACCEPT ISLAM, because for now she is just from Fire to Frying Pan, ISLAM is the HARBOUR OF TRANQUILITY for her soul.

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"ISLAM is the HARBOUR OF TRANQUILITY for her soul"- YOU MEAN SHE SHOULD BE DESTINED FOR HELL FIRE AS ALL MOSLEMS INCLUDING YOUR PROPHET MOHAMMED- No insult intended but as written in your SURA 19.17.
YOU SEE, IT IS WRITTEN IF ANY MAN [WOMAN] IS IN CHRIST, ... OLD THINGS [DEBT OF SIN, ACCUSATIONS, CONDEMNATION] ARE PASSED AWAY... 1 Cor 5:17 AND HE'S PASSED FROM DEATH [OF HELL FIRE] UNTO LIFE [ETERNAL]
D' u get that eternal gist?

Van snickers: But Why?! Anyway, let me go and look up some of her old movies. Very pretty girl.

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HEY FRIEND, MUST YOU SECURE YOUR LIFE IN HELL FIRE WHERE SHE WAS JUST DELIVERED FROM? THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER. IF YOU RUSH TO 'GO AND LOOK UP ... HER OLD MOVIES' YOU SIGN YOURSELF TO THE DEMON WHO HAS HELD HER UNTILL NOW.

Van snickers: But Why?! Anyway, let me go and look up some of her old movies. Very pretty girl.

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HEY FRIEND, MUST YOU SECURE YOUR LIFE IN HELL FIRE WHERE SHE WAS JUST DELIVERED FROM? THIS IS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER. IF YOU RUSH TO 'GO AND LOOK UP ... HER OLD MOVIES' YOU SIGN YOURSELF TO THE DEMON WHO HAS HELD HER UNTILL NOW.

abu0710102013: This christains are very funny, wat do u mean by giving her life to God? Are u saying der was a time in wc her life was no longer in d hands of her creator

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SHE WAS NEVER IN THE HAND OF HER CREATOR! RATHER IN THE HAND OF THE IMPOSTOR- SATAN THRO THE SPIRIT OF LUST, GREED, FAME,...
HAVING SUBMITTED HER WILL, AMBITION, THOUGHT-PATTERNS, TO THE LORD JESUS, ACCEPTING HIM HIS GRUESOME DEATH AS SUBTITUTIONARY FOR IMMINENT ETERNAL DAMNATION, IT CAN BE SAFELY SAID THAT SHE HAS GIVEN [SUBMITTED] HER LIFE TO CHRIST.