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Nothing compares 2 u - Sinead o connor

There was Crises in Jos. America's 9/11 had nothing on the fear gripping us in Jos on that day

Nothing jare. Just boring myself to death as usual

Alosiby, im feeling you on naija blogs been ffing afew of late and im really enjoyin 'em

Share your discovered blogs and I'll search out mine nd share too
Ok google; gistdotcom, gbemisoke's journey, crazy nigerian....will post more as i discover(via blogrolls and mentions )

Alosiby*biiiigggg hugs* missed you too good to have you back

Heyyy everyone..

Nor be small tin @Breathing

Highly impressive! Madam first lady definately killing it

Gosh! This thread is TOTALLY hilarious....LMAO

Just an internet meme(check google) that woulda surely fizzled out with time.

The attention Seun and his Mods paid gave them more popularity, followers/sympathizers and notoriety....in reality, they actually make me laugh and are better than tribal warriors

necklace and bracelet

skillet *hugs*

Tgirl ko si wahala

Tgirl4real: Farydah, u wont believe I'm just seeing this.

Tgirl ko si wahala

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lastpage: We kids of nowadays think you "adults" are just too wicked and selfish!

Who told you we cant distinguish between a real BB or Touchscreen and a Chinese, imitation plastic phone?

who told you you are the only one entitled to cute phones?

Okay, they cost a lot of money and we will probably drool on them or chew them......and so what?

What about all our money that people gave us on our naming ceremony, what happened to those cash?

When you were organizing naming ceremony and one year birthday for us, you think we dont know why you made it so elaborate? Is it not because you know we would pull in a lot of gifts and money?
Is that your money or my money, you thieving parent!

My own Mum will dress me up when she is broke and take me on a walk down the street (l was very cute and chatty) and before you could say "ATM", people on the streets were harassing me (such a fine boi, he's got lovely eyes, some even pluck my cheeks and that hurts!) and she was collecting "the returns" and smiling inside her head!

Get home and she will not even accord me the respect of deciding how much of it l am willing to share with her!

Damn!! We'll urinate on your best phone and l will pooh on your remotes.
We will eat your #5,000 note (God bless that funky Mallam) if we ever lay our hands on it.
And your car keys we will hide under the Sofa until you learn to give us what belongs to us!

By the way, you think we dont speak and communicate with each other, right?
You think we are as dumb as we pretend, right? Well, l got news for you all Adults...
Adults sucks!


.......Aaaah, my dad is coming back from the gents, l have to quickly submit these before he is aware l can use the computer and internet!
He will go mad when he sees this posted under his username.
That Badt man will wonder if he was drunk or something.
Meanwhile, l am back to rolling on my back like an eediot he thinks l am.

Cant wait to soak his suit with urine, if he ever carries me on a 'Monday morning'!

Submit...submit...submit button. Aaaah, its done!

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Fawcking hilarious!

Wow! Nice one OP

Grief has no age limit m'dear. Sorry about your loss

Drastic decline in Jos since Nnaji's resignation