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Woah! Y'all have really messed Alosiby's house....worse than water backbasers sef...lolzzz. Anywais glad things seem to be reverting to the fun ole days

16, SapphireD and Teeo, parry plssssssss.....tank you

Fyn, sorry about ya BF Diary ish

Happy Sallah everyone

What a house!!! Alosiby, sannu ko

*blushing* tanx for the recommendation/compliment Omalicha
But eerrrmmm i have a BF *eyelashes* and Teeo's not ready to leave his philandering ways*angry face* so I'll pass, tank u
Teeo sweerie, no offience *in 19O's voice* lolzzzzz

*walks in with mop and a huge bottle of IZAL*
*proceeds to Alosiby's toilet cos Teeo didnt do a good job earlier*
I hope y'all are apeased even tho i wasnt at d owambe


Hello peoples

Breathing, heyyyyy ure coming down too hard on yorubas ooo. Lolzzz. BTW, i eat my garri with beans porridge......ate it for the first tym in sec sch and i liked it....you should try it too. And, oh, to return to a,rse wiping, i use both water and tissue and without doubt, I'll vouch for water anyday *pictures Breathing saying eeeeeewwww* lolzzz

Alosiby, sup? Errrrmmmm i dont do lectures more like job search *grins* how were lectures today? Your name's rily unique, nvr heard it before

Hey Skillet, Teeo, fyngal and peepers

Lmao @typewriter

Morn abi na gud afternoon pple.

Alosiby, in reference to ur comment ysdy on crisis in jos, naxo we see am oooo

Teeo couldnt have said it any better.

Morn y'all.

Skillet ur frnd is right. If a multireligious area becames d abode of a sole religion after crisis, the remaing residents take over abandoned houses. #sadmuch

Hmmmnnnn Skillet yea i live in jos as matter of fact im from plateau state. U schooled in Film Institute? Cool. Was around the school today sef.

Well, the stories are sadly, true. Its horrifying even tho i havent seen any dead bodies from the voilence but i have friends whose houses were razed down and also relations who have been affected. Cant remember any close friend or relative dying tho(thankfully). Yea im a christian. Farydah's just a moniker I've alwais loved.

But running with my laptop, credentials and a few essentials during crises is kinda a staple in my life right now.

Lucky for me(not my whole fam tho) i schooled outside jos so i rarely witnessed crises.

I remember when i was in my 3rd year in the uni and there was crises! All i could do was cry and call without cease! I was terrified for my fam. I kept urging my mum to leave with my younger sis and cousin and they kept delaying until the Hausas surrounded our house!! When they told me, i think its the pounding in my head and my tears that kept me from fainting! My sister who drives was in law school at the time so nobody to drive! My mother, luckily, peeped over the fence(house is on a rise) and she shouted to MOPOL to come and rescuee them. Thats how they escaped to barracks! Phew
That same night, we were told our neighbour's house had been set ablaze and we share a fence so asking about ours, they said twas safe.....huh?! We didnt believe them until my mum came back and confirmeed by herself. Dis is just one of the many crises tales I've heard or witnessed.

Where i reside, there's just a thin boundary between christians and muslims so d area is usually tense and ready to explode at the first sign of trouble!

God has been faithful sha as my sis is married and living in a safe part of town so we alwais relocate if things get serious....houses and cars can be burnt but lives cant be regained.

BTW, we live in our personal house hence the reluctance to move. God dey sha

Its all good Breathing. Im still sad so I'll hold onto only a teeny weeny bit of that crush if you dont mind

So whatdya think so far Breathing? FYI, there's still 2 parts cos its a trilogy. I have downloaded all three but im unable to read the last 2 cos they are too heavy to read via email.....on 2nd tots lemme ask my good friend google if i can get a pdf reader directly on me phone.

Alosiby should kindly stay away cos book is REALLY RAW*facepalm*....

Yessss! Its voilence by Festus Iyayi. Lost my copy tho so I'll consider visiting errrrmmmmm Dubai To get urs....but on 2nd tots, is it 'dash' or borrow? Lolzz

Yea, Teeo just get ur tissues or handkie ready cos with DS, they will def come in handy!

Read sooo many novels back in secondary school that my brain is saturated and i have to re-read to remember storylines sef! Phew

Skillet ure not alone as it seems class aint totally empty

Double post sorry

Breathing, I read you loud and clear......imma back off

Lolzzz @curry in soup. But Kambilli's father was somthing else!

There's this niaja novel i read protagonist is named Idemudia and wife slpt with his boss. They were really poor...somebody remind me what its titled pls

My first Danielle Steele was Daddy....i nearly cried my eyes out.

I'm still crazy about Sheldon's novel dat had twins...kate and....cant remember

Stalker for Seun,....dats me alright

Awwww, Alosiby far from it! Im sure we're not in the same location and the lady's based here so she cant do your hair....except spiritually of course .....just kidding

Alosiby welcome to d club of Seun's crushes....not sure Breathing will be happy tho
Anywais i took my crush two steps further by looking him up on fcbk and followin NL's twitter handle *blushes, not sure what colour tho since im dark*...hopefully,
I wont creep him out!*grins*
I cant braid oo. Someone comes to the house to braid my hair.

God forbid that i should allow my crush on Seun affect Breathing.....but incase i cant help it, what do i do, pray tell Lolzzz

Over to Dairylanders plsssssss

Nice one, Alosiby

If you can stand the smell, deep-condition with egg yolk after shampooing. Softens my hair even tho mine's permed. You rinse thoroughly after about 45mins. Best wishes

The most quiet and focused guy in my team at work alwais had the highest productivity after appraisals. He never had deviations, alwais picked the recommended number of calls and aced his assessments!
He might have being quiet, yes, but being focused also helped him greately.

Lovers in Paris....even tho its the only one I've watched.