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Romance / Re: Giving Out 200k To The First 20 People Drop Yoyr Aza by FASASI1(m): 6:58pm On Mar 28, 2020
Starkid3010:
grin
You're all mad
Na me you dey usw play abi



0141836006 gtb fasasi quadri
Romance / Re: Few Minutes To That Bro Give Away by FASASI1(m): 6:01pm On Mar 28, 2020
Onebottle:
Say hi if ya online
Hello
Religion / Re: What Is The Cost Of Sallah Ram In Your Area? by FASASI1(m): 10:31am On Aug 09, 2019
richmind2019:
1 million dollars $
To whom ram is concerned let him eat
Fake religion
If you are stupid thats fine but coming to social media to display your stupidity bros you gat ballz
Crime / Re: Man Bites Woman’s Breast During Fight In Asaba by FASASI1(m): 12:36pm On Aug 01, 2019
WTF that man is 22yrs old I think someone is on drug op or the man
Religion / Re: Have Worldly, Crazy Dance Steps Crept Into Churches? by FASASI1(m): 9:15am On Jul 21, 2019
rentAcock:
You are allowed to dance for Jesus just as you are allowed to sing praises of his name. You can dance galala, skelewu, azonto, shaku shaku for all you care, Jesus loves all forms of praise and worship. What isn't allowed is any dance that is sexually suggestive such as twerking or grinding next to the opposite sex.



so I can also soapy for Jesus
NYSC / Re: Bayelsa Corpers Help A Sick Old Man Abandoned By Wife & 7 Children (Photos) by FASASI1(m): 10:35pm On Jul 20, 2019
[quote author=HitlerGaddafi post=80456416]Later they'll start complaining that their alawee isn't enough. You should have let that old man be. He has just a few years ahead of him before he leaves you alone in this world to continue the suffering. You on the other hand have several years to achieve a lot and you're concerned about an old man. [/quote
Not everybody is like you cold hearted
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She Is Not In Good Health And Wouldn't Want Me To Suffer by FASASI1(m): 1:04am On Jul 20, 2019
Is sex a most in a relationship??
Islam for Muslims / Re: One Of World’s Oldest Mosques Found In Israel by FASASI1(m): 10:27am On Jul 19, 2019
Glorylynn:
I thought I read mosquito
Put on your glasses and read again
Nairaland / General / Re: I Was Making Call In Front Of This Black Snake by FASASI1(m): 9:33am On Jul 19, 2019
Eroms4life17:
One of the most dangerous kind of �. Black mamba very deadly
Kilode if people don't know something just say I don't know it, it's very simple to say. Black mamba is a brownish snake with black ink mouth but because you hear black mamba automatically the body is black.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 2 Yahoo Boys In Kaduna (Photo) by FASASI1(m): 7:54am On Jul 19, 2019
Only laptop and charger??

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Meets With Beyonce by FASASI1(m): 7:05pm On Jul 16, 2019
tammyboy1:
I think yemi sings thrash,







I'm not a hater tho
No offence you are right but the only reason why I applause are is she use her trash to make millions
Romance / Re: She Shot Her Shot And It Ended In Marriage (photos) by FASASI1(m): 1:39pm On Jul 13, 2019
shortgun:
Any girl that makes the first move on me will only get my d*ck.
If u want me so bad just give the green light and I will make the moves.
Girls should be reserved n desired....any guy who cannot woo a girl in this age needs to up his game.

Just in case everybody is not like you
Politics / Re: INEC Deputy Director Bags Six Years In Jail For Receiving N45m Diezani Bribe by FASASI1(m): 6:46am On Jul 01, 2019
Amuocha:
Seen.
If 45mil NGN is 6years then
Lai Moh'd N2.5bln NGN might be 24 years shocked
The more you steal the lesser the chances of going to prison that is the only rule I understand in Nigeria

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Celebrities / Re: ''Sue Me If You Dare''- Busola Dakolo Tells Coza Pastor After Raping Issue by FASASI1(m): 12:03pm On Jun 28, 2019
Miracle911:
Nigerian women and rape cases....
So you will go to a man's house, have cool bath, eat his food, lay on the same bed with him and you expect nothing to happen
Do these women reason from their Anus?? undecided

He's not your Elder brother neither is he your Father!
Man body no be fire wood .

Modify: to those quoting me upandan, m not talking about her own rape case alone,.... I didn't even read her story self cry
So because she pay you a visit that means she wants sex I don't know why men of now a days can't control their preek, so if your sister pays you a visit and have a sleep over you can't also control your preek ??
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Bae Stefflon Don Gushes About Him On Radio, Calls Him Her Husband by FASASI1(m): 2:32pm On Jun 15, 2019
Archcele:
stupid Aponja Boy @Burna boy Knacking dis old Cargo #spits
Number 1 he is not Yoruba
2 all the girl you have dated and the one you will still that can never be fresh like her. All this set of bitter minded people that will never be happy for anybody, they will always be bitter and tell you something bad, that if you listen you will go astray. Old cargo but at least she is not after his money
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Bae Stefflon Don Gushes About Him On Radio, Calls Him Her Husband by FASASI1(m): 2:30pm On Jun 15, 2019
TheExecutioner:
I'm impressed that Steflon Don who has done collabos with Idris Elba, Sean Paul and Stormzy will date an unknown third world artist as her boyfriend.
Love is beyond that
Health / Re: Do You Have Trypophobia? (Disturbing Photos) by FASASI1(m): 9:07am On Jun 15, 2019
dominique:
I don't think anybody can take a glance at those photos without their skins crawling. I suppose 99.9% of the world is trypophobic
I swear mine didn't even draw for a sec I no get goosebumps self
Crime / Re: Policeman Duped By Yahoo Boys Using Osinbajo's Name by FASASI1(m): 9:59pm On Jun 14, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
i just dey pity any yahoo boy this man spot for street
Na instant killing grin
Celebrities / Re: Sandra Iheuwa: MC Galaxy Paid My N4m Ubi Franklin Debt by FASASI1(m): 1:51pm On Jun 14, 2019
BIGGIE121:
Mc galaxy na olowo poroku ooo, this one wey him just dey give people anyhow
At least he is not like wizkid
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley's "Am I A Yahoo Boy" Hits 3 Million Views On Youtube by FASASI1(m): 12:19pm On Jun 14, 2019
SillyeRabbit:
Keep celebrating mediocrity. Go watch thousands of individual YouTube channels hitting 1million in two days, let alone hundreds of foreign artists hitting millions of views in matter of days. Y'all shouting "Hurray" for just 3 million in one good full month. Nonsense and naija bloggers plus nairaland moderators for putting this on front-page.
I don even see 1billion view o I just dey laugh when naija celeb they shout I don get 2million views
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Mother In Imo, Blames Alcohol by FASASI1(m): 12:15pm On Jun 14, 2019
soberdrunk:
angry angry Please please nobody should ever blame "Alcohol" for such abominable act, in my over 15 years relationship with alcohol I have done extremely stupid things like drive against traffic on the highway, sleep with head inside fridge, sleep on generator, overtip police, passed out in the strangest places ETC ETC ETC!!! Rape your Ma!!!! C'mon son!!! That's a totally different influence you were under!!! angry

grin Bro you go get Ph.D for alcohol oh

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by FASASI1(m): 6:52am On Jun 14, 2019
Naijaguy12345:
NYSC experience without no mention of sex, we are kind of disappointed in you op . You’ve got to fuuuck as much as possible during NYSC.

I was in jss3 when my brother share his experience with me. He served in a village in calabar. There was a story of copers night where sex flows, there was a story of him fuckinggg a community leader woman then her 2 daughters needed help with mathematics and he hammered them, then another story of a girl who was cheating on a boyfriend, shocking end to the story she sneaked out on her wedding night to fuuuck ma brother ! Got my own story but not near my brothers own .
It's not everybody that will be like your brother grin Besides this is north if you try anything them fit cut your prick o because am currently in Jigawa no try anything with their girls o only corp member unless unless goodbye to your prick

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NYSC / Re: My NYSC Experience In Jigawa State. by FASASI1(m): 6:42am On Jun 14, 2019
Etimocracy:
Being in school everyday for me could be likened to eating a delicious meal everyday. I was behind my desk one afternoon (I think it was a Wednesday) marking test scripts when a male student walked into my office to give me yet another shocking yet enthralling moment of my existence. You wanna find out, then just stay glued!
Good afternoon Mallam, he said, I responded with a smile, thus he proceeded. "I am inviting you to my wedding ceremony next week" he finally let the cat out of the bag. I immediately let go of my pen and for the first time looked up to really see the young fellow who stood before me talking about marriage. I had to be sure of what I heard, so, I asked him to repeat he just said which he did. There was no vacillation in his speech and I was pretty sure I didn't hear whisperings from the gods either. By my estimate, the boy wouldn't exceed 17 years of age at the time. I was stunned. I asked of his class, he replied JSS2. He came bearing gifts. I accepted the sweet candies he brought me as invitation gifts since it would have been outrightly rude not to do so. Furthermore, before I set him on his way, I instructed him to make sure he introduced me to his wife to be to give my blessings as his teacher. He agreed and left. About two hours later, some primary school pupils mostly females entered my office and greeted, I could tell they were primary pupils because of their uniform. It might interest you to know that the Junior secondary school is just about in the same surroundings as the primary school. Thus, the primary school pupils have access to the Jss section. I needed an interpreter and lucky me, a fellow teacher was just around the corner. He told me that the girl in front of me is the soon to be Ameriya (wife) to the JSS2 student who visited me earlier. I asked of her class and learned she was in primary 6 at the time.
Oh my goodness! I felt like passing out. This is Child marriage for goodness sake (I didn't say it out loud for fear of displeasing my fellow teacher). I managed a wry smile and dismissed them. I was quite concerned. Why would some individuals with unashamed determination hand their young female children to early marriages with such convictions and a maddening self compulsion. I really was enraged at the whole drama but I didn't show it. How could I? Afterall, its their way of life. One thing that struck me was the fact they were so happy about the development. "Marriage is progress" I'd hear them say, I totally beg to differ. Here I am, in my twenties thinking of ways to make money and teenagers in this part of the country can think of nothing else but marriage. What an irony. Enough of my ranting.
Op which batch are you cause am currently in Hadejia am 2019 batch
Education / Re: Kaffydadiva Flaunts Her 3 US Degrees (Photos) by FASASI1(m): 10:00pm On Jun 12, 2019
dapsoneh:
NIGERIAN PROFESSORS ARE OVERRATED
I swear to God and them no sabi anything pass make them they copy other people research works
In the US the professor will challenge student to ask them questions in other to challenge their iq but in Nigeria if you try ask your professor question way he no sabi the way your g.p go drop ehn
Crime / Re: 17-year-old Girl Commits Suicide In Kano Over Mother’s Divorce by FASASI1(m): 5:42pm On Jun 12, 2019
Mraphel:
She has gone to be with the ten virgins according to Koran
Most you be a fool
Politics / Re: June 12: MKO Abiola Speaking Against Corruption 25 Years Ago, Nigerians React by FASASI1(m): 10:03am On Jun 12, 2019
Correctgist:
Best man for the job.. But he's still an Afon angry
Do you even have sense at all. You are the type of people that are destroying this country
Romance / Re: Lady Slapping, Hitting & Assaulting Her Ex-Boyfriend In A Car, Caught On Camera by FASASI1(m): 3:32am On Jun 12, 2019
AntiBrutus:


What did he do?

I am asking because I know how annoying men can be. Ask them one and they will answer 15. It takes patience not to slap the hell out of the average man.

Not saying what she did is right, but don't judge her till you hear her side of the story.

Do you think any normal woman will just stay anXd start beating her man?

Boss, shun o, some men can bring out the beast in you.
And so hearing her own side of the story doesn't give approval for slaps
Romance / Re: Lady Slapping, Hitting & Assaulting Her Ex-Boyfriend In A Car, Caught On Camera by FASASI1(m): 3:31am On Jun 12, 2019
Davash222:
Sissy men everywhere.

God, abeg, instead of giving us sissy men, we beg you, please create more broilers for us. Make our broliers lay more eggs. You need more chickens than sissy men.

Sissy man right what if he choose to hit her back and he hit her once and she died what will you have say. I guess you are a bad person and you can do it also
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Took An Oath With Her First Boyfriend by FASASI1(m): 3:24am On Jun 12, 2019
Is either it's fake oath or it has been broken how will her first boyfriend give birth to two kids and nothing Don do am Op use your brain na one kain yeye brainwashing the guy do just to put fear in her mind.
What I understand about oath is that no matter the person that breaks it he/she will pay the prize firs boy friend Don dey enjoy since and you are here talking about oath
Islam for Muslims / Re: Imam Ustadh Ku Yaqub Ku Hashim Dies On Pulpit During His Jumu'ah Lecture by FASASI1(m): 2:15pm On Jun 11, 2019
Eyedea:
so Allah couldn't save him? that's too bad
If you are stupid I understand but coming to the social media to display your stupidity, you deserve a medal
Politics / Re: Akeredolu: My Orderly Was Shaking When Kidnappers Confronted Us by FASASI1(m): 8:11am On Jun 11, 2019
franchasng:
Yet Yoruba youths see Buhari as their hero and spend most of their precious time attacking and bullying Igbos who have done them no bad, it is well
Na because say hunger never start to they kill them, am a Yoruba but I just don't understand why people in their right sense will vote for Buhari

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Romance / Re: Bride & Her Bridesmaids Give Groom And His Groomsmen Doggy Pose On Wedding Day by FASASI1(m): 8:39pm On Jun 10, 2019
At the front of church or isn't that Jesus painting at the background

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