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Politics › Re: Plateau Lockdown Commences Midnight Today - Lalong by Fasindo: 6:44pm On May 10, 2020

Zainab don put me 4 trouble

Governor Lalong should please cancel the lockdown till Tuesday.
One girl(Zainab) from Gombe that visited me 4 weekend want to finish my food by all means, she planned going back on Tuesday and if d lockdown starts today that means she will not go home again.
My foodstuffs is in trouble.
Hausa girls too like food

Governor Lalong please cancel the planned today's lockdown till she go back biko

Rip my foodstuffs

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Politics › Re: Falilat Akinsanya Graduates: MC Oluomo's Daughter Graduates From US University by Fasindo: 3:51pm On May 09, 2020

Daughter of Agbero.
Let her go and contest for provost of NURTW Ikeja chapter so that she will fully join her father in his agbero business.

The truth is that most of this foreign university has no standard in admitting students, once u have money enough to pay school fees they will just offer u admission on a platter of good gold.
Its easier to get admission in most foreign university like University of Miami than any southern federal university

Meanwhile I would love to know her course of study and CGPA

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Travel › Re: Ondo Sends Back Almajiris From Sokoto – Official by Fasindo: 7:09pm On May 07, 2020*

This is totally wrong.

Nigeria constitution guarantee each Nigeria to reside and stay anyway in Nigeria without being discriminated.
The Almajiris has the right to stay anywhere in Nigeria, they should be sent back to Ondo.
I know many Yorubas that stays and live in Gombe and Yola and nobody has ever threatened them or asked them to go back to Southwest.

Because of this North will not vote for a Yoruba president in 2023.

Yakamata Yarabawa su zabi kansu a shekarar 2023

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Politics › Re: Dahiru Saleh Is Dead! Judge Who Annulled June 12 Election Dies by Fasindo: 5:44pm On May 07, 2020*

This is funny

Was it the judge that annulled the election or Babangida?
The truth is that any judge would have done the same under Babangida cos the judge has no choice.
Under military regime onceThe Supreme Military Council takes decision it is d final

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Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Set Another Example, Surprises Kogi West by Fasindo: 4:15pm On May 07, 2020

Nice one Senator Dino.

Meanwhile APC serving senator from Niger State is giving out expired rice his constituents as covid19 palliative.
Here in Bauchi all the three senators we have are all APC we have not even seen them giving out sachet water since this covid19 saga not to talk of food.

God bless Dino

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Politics › Re: Matawalle Appoints Sanusi Mohammed As New Emir Of Kaura-Namoda by Fasindo: 4:01pm On May 07, 2020

Nice one from Metawalle.

Now that he has appointed the new Emir immediately after the death of the former one, the entire Zamfara will never experience covid19.

Meanwhile Zamfara has no isolation center

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Politics › Re: COVID-19: Abia Turns Back Northern Youth Hiding Inside Truck Loaded With Cattle by Fasindo: 6:44pm On May 06, 2020

All Mallam with his kettle

If it was Southerners that was infected with the virus and they are moving towards north the entire north would have started shouting Allah Akba and declare war on all Igbos.

Only God knows the Igbos they would have killed by now

Politics › Re: Pathetic: Man Dies While Waiting For Food In Kano by Fasindo: 5:39pm On May 06, 2020

Hunger virus is real.
Rip to the man

This is exactly how Gandollar is waiting for Federal Govt 15billion naira b4 he will do something about what is happening in Kano.

But this is the month of Ramadan so there was no fellow Muslim to call him to breakfast with him, Northerners hate themselves

Politics › Re: 150 Almanjiris Intercepted While Trying To Enter Kaduna State by Fasindo: 5:16pm On May 06, 2020

Almajiri are only useful to north during election after election they are discarded.

Give birth to number of children u can take care of they won't.
Only God know the number of Almajiri Boko Haram done recruit during all this Almajiri deportation saga.

Arrewa call ur brothers to order
Yenefer please don't ever be a second wife and also birth the number of children u can take care of.

Arewa ita ce matsalar Najeriya

Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Oil Revenue Dries Up And May Be So For Next 3 Years: Bloomberg by Fasindo: 4:13pm On May 06, 2020

Everything is drying up under Buhari.

Buhari will rather borrow from China and IMF than diversifying the Nigerian economy.
What am I even saying can Buhari pronounce DIVERSIFY'.
The only economic blue print in Buhari head is 'borrowing', he even borrowed to buy his presidential form.

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Politics › Re: Senator Behind Social Media Bill Distributes Expired Rice To His Constituents by Fasindo: 2:44pm On May 06, 2020*

Not Surprise.

Don't blame the man, he is angry that people didn't support the only bill he has proposed or initiated in the house, so he now got this opportunity to poison them with expired rice.

I have no problem in as much as the rice is being giving to his constituency people that voted him.
After eating the rice those that will survive from eating the expired rice should pls vote him again in 2023.
Buhari should also give his Zombie supporters his own expired rice,at least by their death from eating expired rice we will have less foolish people in Nigeria

Politics › Re: COVID-19: Justice Bulkachuwa Donates Ambulance To Gombe by Fasindo: 1:59am On May 06, 2020

Good one from Bulkashuwa.

Tanko over to you.
When will Tanko the CJN also donate to his Bauchi. Its so bad that Tanko has done nothing for his Bauchi people.

Its so bad that upon all the prominent people in Bauchi like Tanko, Custom Boss, Chief of Air force, INEC chairman, Minister for communication etc none of them has donated to Bauchi to assist Kaura in fighting covid19 or is it because Govr Bala Mohammed is a PDP man.

Tnx to AYM Shaffa nd Yakubu Dogara who has donated to Bauchi State govt. Allah ba musa

Politics › Re: 48-storey Building Gutted By Fire In Sharjah, UAE. by Fasindo: 1:46am On May 06, 2020

So bad

Nigeria has successfully transported its own constant fire burning building to Dubai just d same way China transported covid19 to other parts of the world.

Well the good thing about UAE is that no life will be lost cos their rescue team and fire fighters will move to the building immediately to rescue those trapped in the building and also quench the fire.
But here in Naija once ur building is on fire forget it, even fire fighters building also burn to pieces without the fire being quenched cos they don't have water

Politics › Re: FG Receives Over $311m Abacha Loot Repatriated From U.S., Jersey – Malami by Fasindo: 5:29pm On May 04, 2020

Money that has been relooted before it was released.

Hope Kebbi Governor His Excellency Atiku Bagudu own has been paid to him
I wish US govt should directly forward all these Abacha loot into Nigerians individual private account.

Only God knows the amount Babangida looted during his own time but since he didn't die his own is covered unlike Abacha that died which made his own to be open secret.

Its a pity Abba Kyari heard about the release of the money by US but couldn't stay alive to get his own share, its a pity.

Now that the money has been released Gandollar will push harder for the 15billion covid19 fund

Romance › Re: Turkish Lady Looking For Nigerian Man Who Impregnated Her And Ran Away (video) by Fasindo: 4:26pm On May 04, 2020

The same thing WizKid and davido is doing in Nigeria is what their brother did in Turkey

They know how to impregnate a lady buy don't know how to take care of her when belle enter

Politics › Re: Media Aide To Ex-president Yar’adua Dies In Kano After Showing COVID-19 Symptoms by Fasindo: 3:56pm On May 04, 2020

Kano is Bermuda triangle of Nigeria.

Since 2015 good news has never come out of Kano.
In 2015 Kano State Inec chairman together with his family member were all burnt to death.
In 2016 a man who voted for Buhari cut of his hands in Kano.
In 1017 clash between Gandollar and Kwankwaso started making supporters of each person to fight each other.
In 2018 there was huge motor accident involving mass number of people from kano going for Kwankwaso presidential campaign kick off.
In 2019 there was attack on Kwankwaso escort cars in kano leaving many wounded. Even their governor was also caught on cemera collecting kickback from contractors.
In 2020 there was illegal Emir dethronement.

Now mass death has visited the state as of result of covid19, even Sambisa is now safer than Kano.

Pray For Kano

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Politics › Re: The Impunity And Corrupt Practices Of Late Mr. Abba Kyari By Peter Maxwell by Fasindo: 3:41pm On May 04, 2020

Nigerian has sworn that Abba Kyari will never Rest in Peace.

Nigeria is the only country that will type Rip in peace when someone dies but will never allow the person to rest in peace.

We do not live in peace in Nigeria doesn't mean we should allow the dead to also RIP

Travel › Re: 40 People From Zamfara Hidden Amid Cows Arrested In Lagos (Photos) by Fasindo: 1:49pm On May 04, 2020

Sometimes i wonder if there is a deliberate attempt by northeners to infect southerners, why hiding inside a lorry to move to a place where u ar not allowed to enter.

But ifthey are not from Kano no problem.

This covid19 has exposed a lot of things in Nigeria.
This illegal North to South migration should be put to an end once and for all.
I think people should be granted residential permit anywhere they are residing apart from their home state.

This morning the same set of people were caught migrating to Enugu.
Yesterday it was Abuja
last year they were also caught migrating from Jigawa to Lagos.

North to south migration should be discouraged now till Covid19 case is over.
Kano infected Kaduna, Kastina, Zamfara and other northern States, the states in turn move to South and infect Southerners.
The cycle continues

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Romance › Re: This Girl Loves Me But She Doesn't Want To Marry Me by Fasindo: 8:14am On May 04, 2020

Get her pregnant, then she will be the one begging you to marry her.

Ka sa ta yi ciki, to, ita ce za ta roƙe ka ka aure ta.

Mee ya ime, mgbe ahụ ọ ga-abụ onye na-arịọ gị ka ị lụrụ ya

Ti loyun, lẹhinna oun yoo jẹ ẹniti o bẹ ọ lati fẹ rẹ

Health › Re: 50 Almajirai Infected With COVID-19 In Kaduna by Fasindo: 6:48am On May 04, 2020

This is really bad.

But I still doubt the effectiveness of some of these testing kits
Majority of the testing kits being used ar faulty and always return every result as positive meanwhile the person is negative.
In Tanzania covid19 tested that was run on pawpaw and goats returned as positive.

Even the case of Anambra man was a perfect example, he insisted that he has no covid19 and later it was proven to be true.

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Politics › Re: Covid-19:If Kano Goes Down, The Whole Of Nigeria Goes With It - Ex-NHIS Boss by Fasindo: 6:06pm On May 03, 2020

The only place that will go down if Kano goes down is d entire North.

Kano has nothing to benefit the South
Educationally Kano is nothing compare to South.
In terms of Market Southern markets like Alaba international, Onitsha Main Market, Ariara Main mkt Aba is bigger than all d markets in Kano.
In terms industry South has bigger and better industries than Kano.
South do not depend on kano to feed but only north depends on Kano to feed.

But anyway aboki will always be aboki

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Politics › Re: Covid-19:If Kano Goes Down, The Whole Of Nigeria Goes With It - Ex-NHIS Boss by Fasindo: 5:50pm On May 03, 2020

Politics › Re: Anambra State Police Commisioner Enforcing Lockdown Order In Onitsha Head Bridge by Fasindo: 5:30pm On May 03, 2020

He is just doing his normal job so nothing to celebrate here.

I expect this to happen cos since there is lockdown his boys are no more returning the normal kpaje they normally return after collecting from poor motorist and they keep telling him that motor ar no more passing is to he decided to go find out himself.

Politics › Re: COVID-19: Woman Uses Bible As A Face Mask (Photo, Video) by Fasindo: 7:04pm On May 01, 2020

Nothing protects like d word of God.

Using Bible to protect is better than using anointing oil or sticker from ur pastor who makes money from selling those rubbish.

Tomorrow I dey go buy Qur'an from kasuwa to use protect my own mouth

Politics › Re: Hundreds Gathered As Politician Distribute Covid-19 Palliatives by Fasindo: 6:42pm On May 01, 2020

Good one from Kabiru.
Edo people ar naturally givers.

Hijabs everywhere, seems like Muslims is synonymous with poverty and begging whether in d north or South, they are all the same.

Dino should come and see what giving is and not giving 10k to 5people and publicising it.
Igbinedion should also giv to his Ovia NorthEast people

Everybody should please giv to Kogi, Abia, Osun, Kastina, Taraba, Kebbi and Jigawa cos these states has never witness good governance 4 about 8yrs now.

Health › Re: 70.1% Of Optometrists In Nigeria Are IGBO - ODORBN - Pics by Fasindo: 4:20pm On May 01, 2020

Good to know

Igbos still dominate pharmacy too.
Majority of Nigerian Doctors who migrate outside ar also Igbos
Igbos also have the highest number of medical Doctors in Nigeria.

But what's the essence of being an optometrist when u can run simple operation in d eyes simply because Nigerian law do not permit u to do that y their counterpart outside the country operates the eyes.
Nigerian govt should allow Nigerian optometrists to run eye operations

Crime › Re: Muslims Lose Lockdown Court Challenge In South Africa by Fasindo: 6:46am On May 01, 2020

Allahu Akbar people and always trying to break d law

They think they ar in Nigeria were heads of the 3 arms of govt ar all Muslim and always grant them their wish.
If am the judge I would have asked them to pay 8billion rands as fine for wasting court time.
Hope Akintola of MURIC won't issue statement about South Africa on this

The next thing they will do now is to start bombing people, but I trust South African police

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Celebrities › Re: Navy Arrests IG Comedian, Cute Abiola Over His Birthday Pictures by Fasindo: 4:32pm On Apr 30, 2020

Why arresting him, he is a Naval Officer.

When will Nigerian army arrest Burutai for posing with his official uniform why sharing jollof rice in Maiduguri.

Nobody should be above the law, let Burutai be arrested too

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Crime › Re: Kaduna Arrests Aliyu Maikwari, A Cleric For Keeping Girls As Almajirai by Fasindo: 4:16pm On Apr 30, 2020

Not a new thing

anything negative can happen in Islam, no wonder the capital of Pakistan is Islamabad.

Arrewa may have been in this kind of place that's y he is defending the Imam

Yenefer ur future husband is raping innocent boys and girls, what says thee?

Kuji tsoron Musulunci

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Politics › Re: Airport Project: Abia State Set For Groundbreaking Ceremony- PICTURES by Fasindo: 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2020

Another scam by Okezie Ikpeazu

The airport will start and end in the picture just like Buhari Nigerian airline started nd ended in the picture were it was drew.

Only God knows the amount Ikpeazu has stolen over this airport project.

If u see any body from Abia tell him/her sorry cos they have never known what gud governance is.
It has always been from one bad governor to another since 1999, From Orji Kalu to Theodore Orji and now Okezie Ikpeazu.

Please I need update on Buhari Nigerian airline that he said it will kick off by the end of 2018, this is 2020 and we have not seen the planes or is there another 2018 that is yet to come

Even Zamfara made noise about airport last year.

Crime › Re: Am I Your Mate? - ARMY Officer To Mobile Policeman by Fasindo: 2:03pm On Apr 30, 2020

Coward Army

If it was Boko Haram that mounted checkpoint the way they ar doing at Mongunu road will he near the road.

The questions he is asking the police man is the same question Boko boys will ask him when they catch him

Politics › Re: Kogi State Covid-19 Isolation Centre In FMC Lokoja, Beats that of Lagos, Ogun, by Fasindo: 11:03am On Apr 30, 2020

My people says that "madman has no shame for his madness its his people that feels the shame"

Bello has no shame again, its we that feels the shame of Bello

The truth is that every region on Nigeria has Bello's type as governor
In South East it's Okezie Ikpeazu of Abia
In Northeast it's Darius Ishaku of Taraba
In Northwest it's Aminu Masari of Kastina
Same in Bayelsa and Osun for South South and South West.

But the worst part is that North central has the worst governors in Nigeria be it Benue, Nasarawa, Plateau, Niger, Kwara or Kogi their governors ar all the same

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