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The world's tallest man has married - and his new bride barely reaches his waist.

At 5'8" Merve Dibo isn't a particularly short lady, but next to her giant groom Sultan Kosen, who looms at an enormous 8'3", she looks positively tiny.

Turkish farmer Sultan, who has size 28 feet, is almost three feet taller than his blushing bride.

Sultan, who also holds the Guinness World Record for the biggest hands and feet, said he had given up on his quest to find love until he met Merve.

The gentle giant said: "How unfortunate I could not find a suitable girl of my own size. My fiancee is over 1.75 meters tall, but I believe I've found the person for me."

The previous holder of the tallest person honours was China's Bao Xishun who was 'only' 7'9".

At the Guinness World Records show in 2010, Sultan got to meet his counterpart at the other end of the height scale, the late He Pingping who was just 2'5".



www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2013/10/worlds-tallest-man-sultan-kosen-gets-married-52481/
www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/pictures-worlds-tallest-man-sultan-2646945

I will go for firewood.

Describe The Light Situation
In Your Area Presently.

Nigeria’s president, Doctor
Goodluck Jonathan has
described as depressing the
killing of twenty one Nigerian
students in the College of
Agriculture, Gujba-Yobe state,
by the Boko Haram Sect, pledging
that his administration will do all
in its powers to deal with any
group that wants to frustrate
development in the country.
Doctor Jonathan, who was
speaking at the
Interdenominational Church
Service At The Christian
Ecumenical Center Abuja to
commemorate the country’s 53rd
independent anniversary said
that Nigeria has almost reached
the point where it will join the
commity of nations but forces of
evil do not want it that way.
He enumerated the success
recorded so far in the power
sector with the optimism that the
power sector will soon be like the
telecoms sector in the country
and warned those exploiting the
diversity of the country to cause
problems to be ware.
President of the Christian
Association of Nigeria (CAN),
Pastor Ayo Oristejafor identified
three different forces fighting
against Nigeria,
He listed corruption, political
rascality and insecurity but
noted that by the mercies of God
Nigeria will overcome..
www.channelstv.com/home/2013/09/29/jonathan-condemns-yobe-college-attack/

pics

Charge My phone

Lord Mecuzy: Northern Muslims

Yea northern Muslims

Abuja – The Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN) says it will start
applying charges on withdrawals
and deposits above N500,000 for
individuals and N2 million for
corporate bodies from Oct. 2.
Mr Tunde Lemo, Deputy
Governor, Operations, said this in
Abuja on Friday while briefing
newsmen at the end of the Special
Forum on Financing the Power
Sector Reforms for Economic
Development.
He said that the action would
ensure effective implementation
of the cashless policy.
The CBN had given a three-month
moratorium for the full
implementation of charges to
customers who withdraw or
deposit money higher that what
was stipulated in the Cashless
policy document.
“We will start applying the
charges from the second of
October which is Wednesday
because the three months
moratorium would have expired.
“We are glad to announced that
having worked with stakeholders,
we’ve been able to ramp up
facilities in Abuja and five other
locations and then we are set to
build up the critical mass
requirement in the cashless in
those areas.’’
Lemo said that from Oct. 2, any
customer that deposited above
N500, 000 per day would be
charged two per cent payment
on it while withdrawal would
attract three per cent charge.
“For corporate, the threshold is
N2 million, if you deposit or
withdraw any money above the
threshold per day, if it is deposit,
it will attract three per cent
charges and if it is withdrawal it
attracts five per cent.
“Those are the charges that are
already applicable in Lagos area
that we are now bringing to this
location.’’
He said that customers needed
not to pass through the onerous
task of depositing and
withdrawal over the counter but
advised the use of electronic fund
transfer.
He said that electronic payment
in Lagos accounted for 70 per
cent to 80 per cent of high value
transactions on daily basis.
Lemo said that the NIBSS Instant
Payment (NIP) driven by Nigerian
Inter Bank Settlement System
(NIBSS), together accounted for
three times the volume of
cheques used in transactions.
On Connectivity of Point of Sales
(POS) and efficiency of
Automated Teller Machines (ATM),
he said that the apex bank was
working with the Telecoms to
expand the bandwidth for
service delivery.
“Now, we are also working with
other service providers to
provide the roaming facility.
“What will happen is that if you
have a POS that is linked with
MTN, if MTN is not working, it can
then roam to hit other service
provider and then settlement will
be done at the end of the day.
“We are going to see a lot better
connectivity in the next couple of
weeks in those areas.’’
He said that POS availability had
been increased in Abuja and five
other locations by five folds
between January and September
with the available statistics.
Lemo said that before the
introduction of the cashless
policy in Nigeria, only two per
cent of retail transactions were
done electronically, but noted
that in one year, it had gone up
to 20 per cent.(NAN)
www.vanguardngr.com/2013/09/cashless-policy-cbn-apply-charges-withdrawals-deposits-oct-2/

[quote author=m-ployer]sounds funny sha. Wish I neva laughed on serious issue like this. [/quote]

Muslims are not happy! They're not
happy in Gaza. They're not happy
in Egypt. They're not happy in
Libya. They're not happy in
Morocco. They're not happy in
Iran. They're not happy in Iraq.
They're not happy in Yemen.
They're not happy in Afghanistan.
They're not happy in Syria. In
Lebanon the're not happy. So,
where are they happy? They're
happy in Australia. They're happy
in England. They're happy in
France. They're happy in Sweden.
They're happy in Norway. They're
happy in USA. They're happy in
every country that is not Islamic!
And who do they blame? Not Islam.
Not their leadership. Not
themselves. THEY BLAME THE
COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN! AND
THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO
BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME
FROM, WHERE THEY WERE SO
UNHAPPY. Who says JESUS CHRIST is
not the saviour and the Prince of
peace

They all look like GHOST from mars.

I sure say people way come no reach 20?

Her breast don fall finish self!

she no too fine!

Are You Pondering What
I'm Pondering?

Traditional rulers in the Federal
Capital Territory (FCT) on Friday
pledged their support for
President Goodluck Jonathan’s
administration, promising to
maintain peace in their domains
at all times.
Some of the traditional rulers
gave the pledge in an interview
with the News Agency of Nigeria
(NAN) in Abuja.
They spoke during the
installation and presentation of
staff of office to four traditional
rulers.
Alhaji Hussaini Mam, the Agabe of
Ugbade, Gwargwada, said that
the installation of the traditional
rulers and the presentation of
staff of office to them
demonstrated the commitment of
FCT Administration (FCTA)
toward the development of the
territory.
“I promise to continue to maintain
peace and unity in my community,
because we are peace loving
people.
“I thank the ministers and promise
to give them my support, while
contributing towards the
development of FCT and
President Goodluck Jonathan’s
administration,’’ he said.
The Agora of Zuba, Alhaji
Mohammed Umar,
promised to intensify efforts
aimed at ensuring the success of
the administration’s
transformation agenda.
Umar, who was one of the newly
installed traditional rulers,
described his installation as
recognition of his contribution to
the development of his community.
“I will continue to bring new
innovations into my community; I
express my sincere gratitude to
the ministers for installing me and
giving me a staff of office,’’ he
said.
Also speaking, Alhaji Abdullahi
Adamu, the Etsu of Yaba, said: “It
is not easy to be installed by the
government; this is a milestone in
the history of our community.
“Today’s installation will no
doubt encourage me to do more
for the present government in
maintaining peace and promoting
development in my domain,” he
said.
Mr Ibraheem Yaro, the Esu of
Bwari, thanked the FCT ministers
for giving him the staff of office
and his people for their support
and cooperation.
NAN reports that the newly
installed traditional rulers include
Alhaji Mohammed Umar, the 25th
Agora of Zuba and Alhaji Hussaini
Mam, the 17th Agabe of Ugbada.
Others are Mr Ibraheem Yaro,
the 17th Esu of Bwari and Alhaji
Abdullahi Adamu, the 10th Etsu of
Yaba. (NAN)
www.dailypost.com.ng/2013/09/14/traditional-rulers-pledge-support-for-jonathans-administration/

Porting to etisalat.

First page things

Brain: Pinky, are you
pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but pants
with horizontal stripes make me
look chubby.

If you ask me? Na who i go ask?

If you ask me? Na who i go ark?

Old News

Christiane Amanpour any time any dey.

Are you
pondering what I'm
pondering?"

I will just kill myself.

;DMy own fine pass am

hmmmm