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optional1:
see question oh...

Abeg what are you even saying.. Is a crime to have adorable children or what

Pls don't get it wrong. I thought you were the one that created a thread about one lez in your department disturbing you with phone calls last year so I thought you were still in sch or just finished and you look too young to have given birth to kids I would have minded my biz if it was just a kid.

optional1:
lolz

bobo ke Who bobo EPP?


Have plans with my lovely and adorable kids.

wait you have kids? Where you not the one one lez was disturbing then when did you give birth to kidsssss?

Well I know am not that handsome but I must confess that handsome. I can actually relate to atleast 4 of those things in mentioned.
1. The older women thinking you are a gigolo. Atleast 80% of all older women I greet always respond with either kaaro oko mi (my husband) or kaaro my dear.
2. I am actually very single and lonely though I don't really toast cos am shy.
3. My ex actually told me once when we met after a long time apart( we still best of friends) that how can I say I am suffering when I am fine and fresh like this. More to come sha and I am being 100% honest here.
4. A man once paid for my transport fare it wasn't the first time though but those ones were becos I don't have change but this particular man just said I shouldn't bother paying that he will pay for but I think he was too shy to toast me in the bus cos we got down from different bust stop.
Its just too many to okada riders to guys selling cloth even a passerby was called me a fine boy and also an herb seller was calling herself my wife to a girl asking me to hug her I don't even know her.

akblings:
The making of mirror frame from clay stage to finishing with fibreglass

Abeg give me one of this sculpture na

Pls shey u fit give me that girl number am ready to marry her even if na one leg she get. The first one ooo

tessiebee:
hello.......have been a guest on nairaland since early last year but I decided to be a member today...............who's gonna be my friend ?

i will be your friend if you will marry me.

ItsQuinn:
No doubt about that *does sign of the cross*

Friendzone? i didn't realize till now

Don't worry it was just a joke. I mean the friendzone aspect.

Really! Really!! Really!!! You two are here fighting again. Ok I will try to be a peace-maker that I am again. So what happened? who snatched who's boyfriend?

L0velyn:
kikikikk,i

Hi pretty, we meet again?

Kdiva:
haha.. I don't even celebrate valentine's day

ok I believe in your belief.

Mine could have Kdiva but she stays in a faraway port-harcourt I would have said ItsQuinn but she looks too innocent (the truth is that she friendzone me) ok maybe I would be lucky to have tael123 if our larabae13 does her work well thank you.

Azeequeen:
Only men see it that a lady that says yes the first time isn't cheap,boys don't. Therefore,one has to be sure that one is dealing with a man not a boy

That means am a man, pheeeew I am so proud of my self.

ucsparks:
see this old woman

Bro easy, easy

skillz111:
Any lady that plays hard to get bro take it or leave it its not her fault its yours

Bro how is that? Pls expantiate

DEIFIED:
Thanks but i am looking for Samsung galaxy battery.

And this is where the rose of love start blooming. *whispering* bros the girl fine ooo no let her go for anything in the whole except 100 million dollars.

TheSlyone2:
In contrast to your point, ladies are the most confused set of animals that ever liveth ( with the exception of a few though). It so annoying when after several attempts to get her, she declined. Only for her to tag you a mortal enemy when you start wooing her friend.

she will now be like ''that means you don't even like me before you have only be asking me out for just 3 years, just small 3 years''

Cope1:
I gat some many things to do than to keep running after one babe. So, it's either she accept me as I am or watch me as I walk away

I too like this post. Bros are you sure we don't share the same DNA?

DuchessDee:
. If you can't wait for me, use the door!

Good things don't come easy

for me to walk up to you I already feel you are a good thing while make things harder for a bro in love.

Hi romancelander, I just wanna talk about this ''hard to get thingy'' that girls play. I for one don't go begging a girl that rejects me the first time for numerous reasons.
First, I believe if a girl likes me she would never say no to my proposal to my face.
Secondly, I don't believe a girl that say yes to me the first time I woo her is cheap, these are my belief.
Thirdly, i wouldn't want to go to her again and make her feel am stalking her or make a girl I like (thats the reason am wooing her in the first place) embarrass me, so I just let her be.
So ladies ang Gents what do you think? Guys do you like girls playing hard to get and also play along with them with continuos wooing or you give up after the first try? And ladies, do you play hard to get with a guy that woos you even when you like him? Pls let the comments rool in.
Note: Pls forgive my mistakes; I just hate proof-reading maybe because am not a writer sha. Thank you.

Daboywizzy:
Let kumuyi continue to mislead people with a doctrine from hell.

may God forgive you my bro

Well, I've not broken my and am happy. I just hope to keep it up. If can atleast hold on for 21 days and I will never do it again. Well you don't have to guess what it is cos i will tell you guys. Its masturbation. Even the thought that i am going to stop it makes me happy. This is my resignation letter to the vaseline crew. Thanks