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LillyVal:

I thought you are just 18

felai:
Can’t remember . You don’t have to lie to make your story appeal to other o
This one weak me





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femi4:
No .... Zidane got red card while Matt was still on the pitch

That's because Mattarrazi was on the floor and nobody heard what he said. You can argue with a player all you like. But once you touch an opposition, you will be punished most likely red carded. In your cited case to the referee and his assistant Zidane was violent while Matarrazi didn't react

Oluwatosin10:
I don't think he understands english and even when allison was announced the best goalkeeper he did nt stand up until they translate it to him

Exactly what I think it is. I'm sure he didn't even know they were talking to him or about him. He didn't ignore them.

okay after reading others let me drop mine. This are absolutely true so believe it 100%.
first was when I was admiring this fine yellow girl and telling all my guys on the street ( maybe I shouldn't have) and they were all saying the same thing that she is older than me but I no gree. So one day I saw her one night like that and told my older cousin that was walking with me that I like this girl oo. And she was like I should go talk to her, so I walked up to the girl and said hi. she looked at me and told me to wait since she was already at the place she wanted to buy drugs. I waited oo, she came out and started going I was like no be she say make I wait I wait to meet her by my self again oo. She stopped and asked me what I wanted in a very soft voice and blank face. Na here Devil take over all what my mind was saying is that hope you know this girl is older than you but your agidi sha wan disgrace you na so I no talk again. she was like talk na you said you wanted to see me say whatever you want to say. but for my mind I was like I should talk so you can find excuse to finish me with abuse or lecture me on how someone shouldnt woo a girl older than one. we just stood there like 2 min I didn't say anything. Though she was very patient that I was praying in my mind for her to leave as she no wan gree leave. I was just saying in my mind that can't you see that liver don cut shey you no fit code say I don goof make you waka ni. I felt so relieved when she finally left. I told my cousin (female o) she just laugh me die me self follow laugh. I later saw the girl the following day sha walked up to her she just look me like shey no be say this guy wan continue lukuluku mumu today but I just said hi she answered then I told her sorry about yesterday she now smiled and said its fine. I just waka jeje

Hyerin:
You're stupid.

Did you just call me stupid? oya reply my DM

DarlingEmojist:
The day my GF told me that i should cool down,this foolish bike man is too slow...I will reach your house in the next 5minutes

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Next 5minute i saw that it was my Dad she was calling A FOOLISH BIKEMAN,AND MY DAD WAS THE MAN THAT CARRIED HER ON HIS BIKE

She just ghe down from the bike and rush to meet me and say HONEY,PLEASE HELP ME TO PAY MY THAT MAN AM CASHLESS FOR NOW

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I was like TAKE ME NOT MY GENTLE SAVIOR
HEAR MY HUMBLE CRIES

this is the funniest most embarrassing of all

Hyerin:
I actually understood what you wrote, I don't know why these people are making such a big deal about it.

this one is looking for boyfriend

cerowo:
Lols

That wasn't funny. You like the guy that's just it. Don't argue with me I kill people for fun

daddymummy:
That is why I stopped having sex.

I can do any other things with a woman but to have sex is capital NO.

I want to prove to NATURE that the evil tag it placed on males can no longer work on me.

Just look at all male beings such as goats,cows etc. All they live for is to follow after females and have sex. Nothing else.

They only eat to get strength to have sex.

And male humans are also doing the same.
Every thing they do is centered on sex.


A situation whereby women have many G-spots on their bodies which include breasts and clitoris and a man has only one point of pleasure which is penis.

But women (who are supposed to crave for more of sex and sensual pleasure due to their many G-spots ) are not doing so.

It is the males(with only one spot) that are pursuing sex so much.

It is as if NATURE created men to satisfy women.

It gave women more enjoyable spots on her body and gave men more desire for sensual pleasure and sex.

So that males will always be around to satisfy the females.

It created the woman for pleasure by giving her pleasure spots on the body.

It then created males with more testosterone so that when the sex drive is on a man,he will have no choice but to satisfy the females who were created for pleasure.

I mean i hate the whole thing.


Males were only created for females but females were not created for males.

That is why female beings can do many things without bringing a man into the picture,

but males,their life and activity is centered solely on females.

my friend you are 100% on point. the only place I'm having problem with you is that you will stop having sex. no you can't you will surely succumb

daddymummy:
Why must everything be woman.

You enter motor with the mind of doing things with woman instead of trying to enjoy the journey for what it is.

A woman cannot enter a bus with a mind of doing things with a man.

She would want to enjoy the journey by looking at the cities and nature as the bus is driving ,buying things on the way etc.

But you men ehh. Your mind is only on one thing:Woman.

Go to school is woman.

Wake up in the morning is woman.

In fact i hate this tag that men are carrying.

Cant you enjoy this life for once without bringing woman into the picture.

Why must women have many ways of enjoying themselves but men only enjoy something if a woman is involved.

Why?

I mean, it is horrible and unfair.

its like that because the sweetest thing on earth to men is sex. its a fact

freemanbubble:
With all these fake pastors and through one low budget ass Moda fuckkker called Jesus the son of one broke ass bitch called Mary(the wife of one retardedd carpenter called Joseph) the world is continuously being deceived that there is one imaginary being up there in the sky called God.

You my friend when you grow very old, you will die miserably, because you will have nothing(faith) to hold on to before your last breath.

tpivesgarcia:
Armenia vs Italy Prediction

Italy have won their last 4 EURO qualifying games and have scored 13 goals in the process, conceding just once. We think that they should have enough quality to see of the challenge of Armenia and we are tipping the visitors for a 3-1 win.

Asian Handicap
Italy -1.5
Odds: 1.76


Bosnia vs Liechtenstein Prediction

Bosnia-Herzegovina have started their EURO qualifiers in poor fashion. However, we are certain that they can see off the visitors who haven’t even scored in their last 8 qualifiers. This should be a rather straightforward fixture for the hosts and we are tipping them to get a 4-0 win or better.

Asian Handicap
Bosnia-Herzegovina -3.5
Odds: 1.82

Home Win To Nil
Yes
Odds: 1.20


Finland vs Greece Prediction

Finland will be confident of their chances after 3 consecutive 2-0 wins in qualifying while Greece have lost their last 3. Since Finland have home advantage here, we will back them to make it 4 wins in a row with a 1-0 win or better.

Asian Handicap
Finland -0.5
Odds: 1.84


Gibraltar vs Denmark Prediction

This will be a tough test for the hosts who have lost to nil in 3 straight EURO qualifying games. Denmark are by far the better side here and we are tipping the hosts to emerge 4-0 winners in this seemingly straightforward fixture.

Asian Handicap
Denmark -3.5
Odds: 1.83

Away Win To Nil
Yes
Odds: 1.81


Norway vs Malta Prediction

Norway have won their last 4 encounters against Malta and are definitely the superior side in this fixture. However, seeing that Norway only got 2 goals against the Faroe Islands last time out, we think that the visitors can avoid a huge defeat here. As such, we are tipping Norway for just a 2-0 win.

Asian Handicap
Malta +3
Odds: 2.00

Home Win To Nil
Yes
Odds: 1.13


Romania vs Spain Prediction

Romania have showed plenty of intent going forward in their last 4 qualifiers. Considering that Spain were unable to shut the Faroe Islands out previously, we fancy both teams scoring here.
Spain are the much better team on paper. However, Romania have had a decent run of results and we think that they can upset the visitors. As such, we are tipping this game to end in a 2-2 draw.

Both Teams To Score
Yes
Odds: 2.00

Asian Handicap
Romania +1.25
Odds: 1.86


Republic of Ireland vs Switzerland Prediction

Ireland haven’t exactly sparked when going forward in their last 4 qualifying games, though they have kept things tight at the back. The Swiss could find it tough to break them down and “Under 2.25 Goals” will be our bet for this game.
Considering what we’ve seen from both teams in qualifying so far, a draw will be a fair result. As such, we are tipping this game to end in either a 0-0 or 1-1 draw.

Asian Handicap
Ireland +0.5
Odds: 1.80

Over/Under
Under 2.25 Goals
Odds: 1.70


Source: TipsPortal

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jrondit:
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worth risking? it was bullseye's

Nodogragra4me:
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Ikechukwu album had a lot of unique beats and this other guy whose mum was a minister... Give me the lighter or something


Those beats were mad sick and can compare with any of today

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1realBobby:
just this one game holding this ticket from the promised land... can someone please tell me what happened in that particular match? it has not been updated since...

Anyways, you guys can start dropping your ids for funding.. first 50 people only

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Paroh:
Where exactly is safe in Nigeria? Where please God help us.







Don't let konji do you something. Leave that girl with her shakara and buy Fleshlight from us. See my signature

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Lionsbet:
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megapriest:
Bennacer being player of the tournament shows how poor African football has gone down. This guy is too rough infact he deserves a straight red card in that final match. watch closely the guy is not better than etebo.

Please tell me who's he going to bench in Arsenal. Toreira, Xhaka even Geundouzi are far better than him.

No wonder France VAR ref robbed Senegal a clear penalty for handball. Ribery, Zidane, Nasty etc are Algerians playing for France.... Rubbish

I just knew Algeria couldn't beat Senegal clearly even in the group stage match a clear penalty on Mane was waved off

I just take it that the unwanted Prem we see are due to condoms fails cos i dont get when you have unprotected sex what where you expecting? Iphone X

MrCuteking:
No mind the blogger. The weed spark him head for the wrong part of him brain.

They are actually invited to the tournament

Narldon:
Someone please help me out.

I had still beat you anytime cos you are a girl. I just felt like letting you know this.

Hi my fellow nairalander my name is Fatuga Olushola and I'm in University of Lagos year 2.
The purpose of writing this is for our busy and hardworking business men and women who would rather rest on Saturday. I would come around in the morning and help with the laundry, dishes, cleaning etc. for a reasonable price. hit or quote me if you are interested. pls I really need this for school. thanks

iluvdonjazzy:
So this is boar, I tot boar is a snake.

you talking about boa constrictor also called Boa

crafteck:
So i saw a space yesterday and I intend to pay and start work on it tomorrow or next, equip and start work and finish within 4872 hrs hours or less, i used that time limit cos I thin I have what it takes to rush it. . I want to recover my full investment in 5 months. I have the capital, carpenter and console dealers at hand. I think I want btw 7 to 10 tvs there. It's an upstairs office space in a filling station, 24 hrs light they claim but I will still get my inverter.. I wonder how much the service charge would be.
I'm contemplating buying tvs new from jumia or toks from market, will use 22 inches for ps3, 32 inches for ps4.
I have a 40 inch nameless I bought from jumia last week sitting around but I might not use it due to space. Its pic quality is 6/10 by my rating, but at about 65k for 40 inches.. D TV is bae

bro pls I was thinking of starting this biz before but I've got no money at all. pls are you in Lagos you can help me by employing me pls. I will really appreciate you sir

daddytime:
Kill her..joking oo

I no even understand how and why una dey mumu for women matter aswear....women wey jabrata for town sotey e don become buy one get two free?

You were/are dating an unrepentant whoring bitch who'd never change. You'd be doomed if you wifed this bitch.

Her actions were premeditated without any recourse or remorse to your feelings.

She isn't sorry for cheating on you...she's mad at herself for getting caught and busted because she'd be losing all the goodies from your end with which she and her original boyfriend were flexing on.

You were just a spare tyre means to an end funding another man's pussy and paying him handsomely for fuckiing his own pussy indirectly.

To the pit latrine girl...her question would be " why didn't I carry my brother along in this work" she'd have a hard time forgiving herself but she has learnt a new lesson for her next victim. Her work for never tear and you for still dey for e-dating (whatever that means). Me I dey live for real world and deal with every issue as such.

For your mind you get babe for Nigeria...how a man who is awoke will buy a story of my cousin slept in my house so so and so time is mind boggling.

The other part wey make me laff come pee for body...na say na the number of times wey she Bleep una come dey argue about...whadaheck? This just gave me an idea to develop an app or meter that could tell how many dickks has gone in and out a pussyy same for a dickk...na you go be my first customer for this amazing product wey I wan invent...

Are there no women in your neck of the woods in the Abroad.

Me thinks only weak men who are looking for some cheap naive girls who they can impress and oppress with whatever opt for this kinda mail order bride arrangement.

Find woman around you wey dey see the same kevel wey your eye dey see marry am you and am go work well because you both know whats up...

Anywhere wey man dey fit make him life get sense na im be him Lagos or abroad o...

Na toilet full the streets pass these days I don tell una...
I hail una...

You must shine eye for today's world like my daughter ...

your daughter.... she is so cute