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positivevibez:
look for a pump action and kill that teacher for ruining your life

As if it doesn't total tally with what others wrote.
Some of them googled it

sweetonugbu:
your teacher no sabi book

Crying on his behalf

[quote author=DennisEche post=85889508][/quote]Leave him now

shagasha:
What about those that work in the private sector, what are they called?

private workers or sl

[quote author= post=85889470]Lol
Abeg tell us nah Fatty!


Oh, you've modify.
Thanks.
Good to know you haven't forgotten since 14 years ago.
You are surely a genius.
#RESPECT sis[/quote]

I was taught this in secondary in the year 2006

Civil Servant: State
Public Servant: Federal Government Parastatals

BlackSeptember:
God bless you for your truthfulness so don't you think there is no difference between a non virgin and a pregnant bride

So only sex makes someone a non virgin...

AlataSuesue:
There's no difference between you and a pregnant bride then
only that the fruit of your fornication did not show

so cos I am not a virgin means I might be fornicating right?

Is there no celibacy in your dictionary.


I am not a virgin and neither a pretender.

Pre marital sex isn't for everyone

BlackSeptember:
Answer this my question with all sincerity, Are you a Virgin?

No

Young couples of nowadays don't abide with this.

Piam..Pregnancy without aqidu.

If you don't have money for elaborate wedding, just do aqidu that doesn't need much celebration.

May Allah make it easier

Jaynom:
1. Who should wash themselves? The man or the woman?
2. Why is it necessary to purify myself after having sex with my wife?

Are you a Muslim?

If no, you don't need to purify yourself.

Aliamdulilahi.

Jumah Mubarak

Reelmii:
if as a grandfather i am still commenting on nairaland then who would not like to be a grandfather

abeg leave me joor

Reelmii:
hmmmm, guess you are close to menopause....
u no dey select again

If I.am.close to menopause, then you must be my grandfather

She still try..early 20s, if she is in her teens nko.

The best thing her father can do it to take her back and let her deliver the baby and go back to school.

Abeg I don't have time for all these items on the list.

Let him just have sense to differentiate his right from wrong.

Interesting

DarkPheonix:
Even if I want to lie about my state of origin it is now osun I will choose of all the state in Nigeria, what as osun state got to offer me.

kai....


Your reply is outright rubbish...


Osun state is bigger than you.. So it has a lot to offer you..

Did you see Muslim on this thread derailing....


Na Christians like them dey derail, it is in their blood .

Lavisha:
It was grandma that explain to your dad his origin?!
Who does that?
Honestly, it doesn't make sense, seem youre hiding something, anyways- you can choose your mother's state of origin too.
I hope you know where your mother comes from?
or is she a soldier too?
Meanwhile, what's your surname?

clown

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I beg you in the name of God, don't let her becloud/muddle up your thinking/studies

Focus....if that's not possible, shoot your shot for the last time.


My own koko is you must come out in flying colors in your Masters; Resources, efforts and prayers put into it must not go in vain because of a lady.

Your Future First!!!

DarkPheonix:
Hello nairalanders, I need enlightenment, advice, solution on this issue bothering me.
All my life me and my siblings have been told we are osogbo in osun state and so we've always input osun state as the state of origin, from my birth certificate to my ssce result which is the highest qualification I have now, all state I'm from osun.
Problem started when I want to obtain the local government of origin certificate for admission purpose because all schools require it, I was directed to Osogbo people union (OPU), when I got there I was told I need to obtain a form and fill my data into it, and indicate my ancestral compound in the form, at this point I had no clue what to input into the space so I called my Dad, he told me to fill in his own surname which I did. The form was taken to the house bearing the name my dad gave me, so as to verify if we are really from there and also for the oldest member of the family to sign the form, but I was rejected there I was told they don't know anybody in the family who is a Christian and also they are not familiar with my father's name, I was never given the certificate.
N.B. Later got to know that we are actually from oyo State, Atiba local government.
The problem now is that all my documents indicate I'm from osun state and I was told I can't be issued local government of origin certificate but only local government residency certificate in osun
I want to know is it possible to use local government residency certificate in place of local of origin certificate.
olawalebabs , Fynestboi , Richiez , mynd44 please help me move it to front page.

Go and do affidavit for previous certificates and onward fill in Oyo state as your state of origin and stop claiming Osun.



Back in 2009 when I wanted to do mine... I have lived all my life in Lagos, so I went to Ibadan, I was claiming Ibadan South east(as told by my uncle not knowing uncle too was confused), I met one of my distant uncle and he took me to the lg, he had already grilled me ...

I was told to recite the common Ibadan recital,
Ibadan omo ajorosun bla bla, I passed the interview sha.(I used this for my ND).

Upon admission for HND I couldn't find it and I had been told we were from Lagelu lg, that was how filled in that Lagelu Lg and got another Certificate of origin.

Laslas, money opens all doors

Haaa.

Why can't he source from IPI and the rest

Once she aborts the baby break up with her.



I think they don't see you as a financially responsible person.

Who are these people invading Nairaland with their Ndi ara stories these days...

Small small with the lies biko

God bless Omoluabis

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When you say no sex..let it be strictly no sex, don't start any act that make sex desirable

Deworm

A big mistake