₦airaland Forum

Higher percentage of persons wey dey apply for police work don taya for life and if they enter,dem dey dey against law abiding people.
Nigeria police cast sha

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Dis MANCHI don JUNZ alert...


Amabobi u don JUNZ alert...


weda ur cumpass NAA..

I don de tell Una sey, Make EVERYBODY carry der own KALA...


If too sey u Na hard MAN and u get KALA, na to JAZZ in wer doz MANCHIS Dem stop..


AMAMBOBI bruta oboni SUICIDE.. Amabobi d MANCHI... MANKOKO PILOLO KUNTOTO..

BLAST like 2 SHOTS 4 air .. amabobi EVERY AMA go TWAMER...

WTF MAN

Na you waste your time like this?

We nor dey click anyhow.
You spoil wetin you for finish.
I dey go back straight!
You try wella

We nor dey click anyhow.
You spoil wetin you for finish.
I dey go back straight!

AmazingELixir:



Yet The Legendary Lai Mohammed and the mongrels that call themselves senior special advisers and ofcourse not forgetting the resident NL miscreants says, Buhari is the best thing to happen to Nigeria on security.

Never seen sucha collection of self deluding sycophants gathered in a single political unit as APC members.

If I may even ask....who are those he qualified as responsible, for his own sake I hope politicians are not part of it...only farmers to my reckoning are qualified for gun licensing.

Nor mind that e statement, responsible Nigerians only to bear arms for self defense while the irresponsible ones are fit to die.

That guy face be like mumu person.
He may be innocent.

90% na plan B...if you know you know.

Olden days news.

A little torch light will save y9ur life.

Klington:
Hungerbad

He had a human touch of kindness.

Even more mumu know say na two colours nai dey Nigeria flag.

No matter what you do for a girlfriend,
when it is time to dump your sorry ass,she won't look back at how good you have been good to her.
Gift giving...
why is it one way most times?
Arrange your wife only but when it didn't go your way,it is less emotionally draining than a mere girlfriend.
Reno is right on this but most people wouldn't understand.

MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.., okay do it the way i want, he can't, okay darling go down on me and suck the hell out of the pussy, he can't , all he Knows was using his finger to dragged the clitoris ..that was so childish , suck the ass hole,he said nowhere... i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Modified:
You lots are funny , so funny i swear. If women act like they don't like sex or enjoy it, you lots called us hypocrite, if we bare out our minds on how we feel about sex, how we want it, and how we hate boring sex, that when you confused lots start calling us hoe , olosho and all sort of demeaning names. So pathetic.


It seems most Nigerian men are not mentally sound seriously. Especially poverty stricken ones that full this forum. With this their attitudes they stupidly think i Vanessa, will attend to their dm. Una go wait tire, keep sending.

God bless America. During my stay in Ohio, i learned so much there. Here can never be there. It's incomparable. There you bare out your mind the way and manner you want it, without being insulted or being bullied.

I hail you!
Na man you be

If you eat...you eat again
If you know you know.

Since na one wife you get and you nor wan cheat, I beg control ya sef.
I dey with my wives.
Na dem dey beg for their turn.

CYBERSOLDIERSre:
Why are YoruBandits angry that Igbo's are doing the right thing now?


Yoruba's are confused people.

They said Igbo's are too proud, they said Igbo's can't negotiate, they said Igbo's needs political solutions, and now Igbo's have shown they are masters at the game and suddenly Yoruba's started wailing.

Why wailing.....

Statement from jajaweed....very apparent.

ATM MACHINE

nzeobi:
What do people gain from polygamy and having multiple wives

If you know you know.

Nai make men dey die earlier than women.
You must be higher than your wife mentality.

See as the guy wan melt like BMC for real life.
Hand go meet una one day wey dey support this government.

Na bad things go dey happen to lie Mohammed and his cohorts for nairaland as dem kill endsars youths.

chatinent:
New song loading..

Let me give you the lyrics... Expect it.

Title: Brother


Lyrics:
Intro:
o yeerrrrrh, brothers no bi enemies.
Two years ago, we parted, reacted, now God added us back. We packaged!

V1: (Paul)
No, no, no, nobody go know no no no no.
Na my brother, know know know know.
Yeah. We back again.
We do it yeah, we back again,
Who's back again?
Yeah,
na Psquare,
we no fit tear,
we back again
We no fit fear.
...yeah, after all these years
We shout make the devil release tears!

Hook:
Ye ye ye, who bi your brother? Shey na my brother?
Much love!
Shey who go call heaven, tell mama, say e don mend.
I say much love. Mama go dey smile, o mama. Every where nma nma. Yeah, mama.

Chorus:
O yeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. O yeeeeh. My brother. One bond, one blood, two bodies...but we are still one.
One, two, three, four...
who's brother?
Who's brother?
Who's brother?
Na me and brother! We no fit fall!
We twice as strong but...we no bi Burna!

V2: (Sakordie)
Iyani kana kpogwwe (weee!)
Mana fara, we no bi animal, no bi chimpanzee!
I no know but sanafara matangi.
Rotishana, will you call me?
Brothers bi brother, dem get hope.
Brother bi brothers, brothers over hoes.
Mi sha ni fan, pitani Europe.
Signing out, mafa na ga greater above no go elope.


V3: (Peter)
Putting differences behind, na true blood is thicker than water,
What any man do God refuse e no put assunder,
We started from the ghetto...yeeeh, we don get the rate oo, yeeeh, now we back again. Don't bother...this my my brother.

(Chorus)
(Hook)

Outro:
Remember... it's Psquare. We bi one no bi two gbawwwww!

Full song don complete.

You are going to be great as a writer of songs.

Chevon?
Na goat meat nai dem know

blamingthedevil:
I boil my water... sachet water comes from dirty water and environment

If you see some of the so-called sachet water companies...you nor go near sachet water.
Kuku dey boil water and filter if you can't afford purified water.

Flee from runs(ashi) girls...you will forever be grateful to God.
E get why!

We get peace since we dey sleep for mosquito treated nets over the past years.
Those wey dey get headaches for those wey sleep for mosquito treated nets.
Carry ya wahala comot for here.
Na you get mouth,you fit use am chop sh!t

Na the trademark of some yahoo boys.

walkbrazil4k:
I love music and I can't do without it and I always appreciate real music and even though I don't understand what the song is saying I would still listen to the song and this song called Gambia is one of the foreign songs that I love and I don't even understand what she is saying, I guess she is talking about Gambia, but the song is nice and great


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGxOz5C-xVQ

https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2021/11/which-foreign-song-do-you-love-without.html?m=1

Good song.

Rydermaverick:
Na favour32 dey travel upandan..

e..I nor know say na small pikin I dey quote.

Massiveglory:
Are we really sure President Buhari is alive?
Are we really sure of who is the president's office?
This kind of impunity are huge signs that something fishy is wrong in the presidency.

The one wey dey travel up and down na wetin?

Escape enter Canada with full speed!
Your only REGRET after months in Canada will be.... with tears;
why have you wasted so many years in Nigeria?

When you start....you must continue.
If you dey live your life for social media...the dey you rest, viewers go know say something wrong.
Nor ever rest o.... you must continue to update even if you dey die.
Nor nothing dey golden pass privacy.
Nai God use pass everything...if not Devil for don cast am..