₦airaland Forum

Story!
If na the other way round,wetin una go talk about the girl?
She broke?

Dem say this man dey try for him village?

Terrorists take over boss Mustafa hometown in Adamawa.

Why that guy borrow the name,Wale?
What of bandle?

Why that guy borrow the name,Wale?

You better try to avoid loan people.
You dey online dey do something important,na so dem go dey disturb you up and down,no collateral,get your loan within five minutes.
Who don taya for life and e wan die fit collect.
I don spend my long money finish?
If na better thing,dem for dey use am dey shine your eyes up and down?.

Yaya Bello will make N1 to $1.....
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Take this job if the job offer accommodation.
Na from clap dem for dey enter dance.
E dey easy to move from job to job more than nothing to job.

SweetiliciousD:
See maths......

Out of every..... 10
7....... +4.=====10

E wan quote as others dey do.
But nor know anything.

Poor man police, hisbah!
Send for her parents sharp sharp.

This government nor get brain at all.
How many id dem wan do sef anytime person sneeze?
Na so onyinbo own be?
Abi dem nor dey travel and see?

Move!
Many girl's dey wait for boyfriends wey go dey nak dem steady.
This one dey talk of this ...
Waka!

Godons1:
Igbo Amaka.
All those Nnamdi Kanu's People go just dey impersonate other peaceful Tribes when they commit any crime.

I like your joke ..,.but very dry

iLegendd:
I have witnessed it. I was awake till 3 AM, but when the robbers arrived, I fell asleep immediately and never woke till they were done. In the morning, they had stolen 3 bikes owned by 3 abokis that secure the gate.

Those abokis too fell deeply asleep. I used to think those abokis had jazz. It happened last year. I had to buy them new bikes and they submit every 7 days. The robbers probably used jazz and some other substances they blow in the air.

The funny thing is — the big and small gates were perfectly in order. Those gates make noise when you open them on a normal day, but that day, we didn't hear a dime.

Because of this, I don't turn off my TV at night anymore. It stays on and gives the impression someone is in the parlour watching — thanks to constant light. Though, since then, I haven't withnessed such. Thanks to the local vigilante here.

One day, dem go know say that tv na show in disguise

Na only Hope Nzodinma nai nor resemble governor for Nigeria.

The better Desmond nai reach 90 years.
This Desmond,
youths for Nigeria keep e file.
Dem go look into his file for future.
Idiota!

Respect to Desmond Tutu.
Nobody is perfect (however interest in gay right) but he was generally a good man

Mko Abiola...
Musa Yar'Adua.....
Sanni Abacha...
All the above na multa...
No one carry e millions comot for earth.
So,if ya house worth 1b,nai when you want exit this world,e nor go worth 1Kobo for ya eyes.

Intolerant na everywhere e dey but nairaland worse pass.

Na you know wetin you like.
If you know say you go fit dey go message for her without complain continue the relationship na love.

This guy na boy boy.
The photo nor hide the matter.

Kingcalls:
Lol....when men were kids ...koliwoli ... they also stopped selling toy guns ... who remembers value card...speak out , storyland, jake and the fat man, there was this German gameshow on TV back then.... circus , wwf , different world , nightshift on DBN , Abiku , willy willy , Frank olize , family matters , moonlighting, beverlyhills 90210 , power rangers , captain planet , space ghost, josey and the pussycats , captain caveman, Street sharks , James bond junior, checkmate, ripples, fortune ( Ramsey noah , Late jt tom west , regina askia debuts, with torino , shake him a little bit...lol) , koko close , aluwe , zubudaya , voltrol, he man , inspector gadget , comic cot , swamp thing, super Mario brothers , birdman, jumbo , danger mouse, super ted , santa Barbara , faulty towers , some mothers do hv them ( frank Spencer) , wacky racers , flintstones, jetsons ... super Nintendo, Sega genesis, atari ... Bop tv , sky one , NTA channel5... when Nigeria was good... I really miss those days ... if u were not born in the 80s , trust me , u missed out ... channel o ... when cash and carry was the biggest mall... to be honest, military regime was better

You nor only watch tv as a kid but you dey very smart to remember almost the programs of that time of decades back.

IBB!
Highest guy man!
Endorse every politician that comes your way with different adjective.

I nor go forget hungerbad.

Bro,if you're not ok with such situation,talk to your wife, as she may not know the negative effect of her action.

***Note:
Matters of home, avoid nairaland like a plague.
Many here are small boys and girls who can't keep a stable relationship talk more of married life.

Austema:
If its okay by the parents of the ladies, am I the one to complain?

Marrying more than one wife is One of the easiest ways to die.

Most people wey dey die for marriage wahala na monogamy.

Where all the mod for nairaland?

Really sorry bro for the discomfort.
A woman is designed by nature to take care of kids.
Man to take care of kids?
He go say,
"where I wan start from?"
Nai make me get two wives
No one dey do yanga for me.
Their competition for my attention make me dey enjoy marriage life.
Who no go nor know.

This is the original UAE.
Not the fake UAE wey ordinary hisbah dey arrest police.
Hisbah dey run religion for poor people head but can't touch the elites.
Human restrictions laws nai be hisbah work for the fake UAE.
Hisbah nor see Boko Haram to face na innocent beauty contestant parents dem dey flex their lean muscles.

Aidejay:
this Lagos na overhyped garbage ooh!

but these people in the video are dirty and disgusting.

You have a choice but they don't.

Muyiwaipere:
Them don run this one street

When you date an olosho prepare your mind for the gbasgbos

With dramas wey i don See for UAE recently... I just detest ladies with passion

Many things dey happen for "UAE"