₦airaland Forum

zeedof:
Hmmmm I always tell people this but they never felt my feeling then... I gain admission to SBRS funtua and I never knew that's they don't cook in that school.. lot of story sha but the hardest moment was when I drank water only for 2 days thank God for today

Took a lot of us by surprise when we realized you have to buy what you in SBRS. So where are you now, Bro? Hope you "made ABU"?

Op, your topic shows 'Seria A plans to RESTART'.
Restart what?

Sad

Lolz...
Maybe they meant 2000 years from now.
End of the world ko, Double click ni

Slynation:
Broz which Course & which Uni?

ABU Zaria.
Mbbs

Not something new..
Last year, jamb 293,
Post utme 317.
Was denied admission. Not even considered at all.

ubunja:
not so soon

What happened to the op article... How can I get tocread it?

simonlee:
i hope Buhari passes by "love garden" and order that it should be beautified to befit its name... that place looks like where they bury unidentified bodies!

I swear... On point

Helicopters be making useless noise since morning..
Security like they wan fight war, traffic jam for school gates since...

Sunnycliff:
Explain the basic biology please. How many sperm cell is needed to fertilize an ovum?

Just one spermatozoon bro.. But the ovum isn't just sitting at the edge of the vagina waiting.. It lies deep in the fallopian tube.. Most sperm don't make it through the female reproductive tract... E.t.c. A simple google search bro.. That's all.

Sunnycliff:


Sense wee not kill you. That's why I laugh at low sperm count as a cause of infertility. What's just needed is one healthy sperm to fertilize an ova. Others are just escorts

Basic biology bro... Go educate yourself.. Your ignorance is glaring

NwaAmaikpe:




Because childlessness is the woman's fault.
Women by default were created by God to be at the receiving end of the man.
So if the man gives her his sperm, she should make a baby from it.
No excuses.
If she can't then she's the problem.

Because even the man with the lowest sperm count still releases a few millions of sperms and complete Necrozoospermia has been proven to happen to only 0.2% of infertile men; meaning there is at least more than one live sperm in his cum.

A virtuous fertile woman should take that one sperm and create a baby.
As long as she can't.
She is not only barren,
she is not virtuous and also a wasteful liability.

Cave man mentality

annolomy:
i have a strong urge for sex for my cousin,am a boy of fifteen year and my cousin is three year older than me,she lives with her family in the same compound with my family but different apartment,any time this particular girl will go and bath in the bathroom,i will follow her without him knowing,i will hide in the back of the bathroom and peep through a small hole to see her naked body,anytime i see her nipple i always loose control of my self,then i will hold my dick and masturbate till i cum sperm all over my body,pls i need an advice,because i have began to develop some bad thought in my mind,like raping her some day,i don't know what is happening to me right now.

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At your age, it's normal and understandable.. It's a passing phase.. Don't ever attempt rape at all. You won't like the outcome. I experienced similar back then too.
Just try focus on other girls... You've got school work, friends and hobbies.. Engage in them.. Remember, don't ever attempt the rape.. It'll pass

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paxonel:
Hello!
Those stuffs or whatever were never from God.
They were already developed traditions of the jews developed by their forefathers and they were very determined to keep their traditions(bad or good) and God who maintains free will was not ready to force them do otherwise.
But when the consequences of keeping wrong traditions comes they will suffer it. That is life for you
the final authority is LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR AS YOURSELF.
The bible is just a book containing history

Exodus 20:1. And the Lord spake all these words, saying...

rekinomtla:
No one's claiming cosmology and atheism is the same thing. In fact, when the big bang theory was first proposed, atheist cosmologists hated it because they felt it threaten their so called "lack of belief" in God they let their atheism influence their judgment.

Good.. You keep bringing up an image potraying Athiesm as the belief that everything coming from nothing...

rekinomtla:
Yes, atheist logic makes so much more sense.

Oga, cosmology and Athiesm isn't the same thing.
Understand that!
Atheism is disbelief in the existence of deities not belief in the
big bang theory.

That the dick has two tubes.. One for discharge of piss, the other for ...

mujibson:
I thought you are an Abusite... (1) Catchment is just an advantage not an admission guarantee. Many competitors from your state might have scored higher. (2) You should have known that Ssce result is not a standard by which admission is given in Abu. Just have the minimum requirements.... Your inability to secure admission in Abu only give us the clearer view of the proven fact that Abu just like UI,OAU,UNILAG,UNN is a no second class university... It is highly competitive

Yeah, I'm an Abusite all right. Doesn't stop me fr pointing out things like this. I do know how ABU admission works. 305 as an average is definitely not too low to be considered for admission. And that was just the specific example. I personally know of 4 others with average over 300 not admitted too. Competition is high, sure. But if not the applied course, not getting considered at all is something else. I got admitted back then through remedials. Applied for MBBS, my course was changed despite attaining maximum cgpa of 5.0. Now what do we say bout that. Well, all is well sha.

iceboy4752:
Yes, ABU. I was admitted on merit, without knowing anyone and I know many people that made it without knowing anyone.

From a catchment area. Good Ssce. Wasn't admitted. I know many people with similar story. It is well sha

sapientia1:
Send a message on WhatsApp with the amount you owe.

Is it still on?

iceboy4752:
ABU is very transparent in her admission.

. ABU. Hmmm

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mujibson:
I really appreciate sir. Thanks

Congrats man

iceboy4752:
Hmm. My scratch card is missing o. I did a printout last year thinking I'd be admitted. Is it possible to get another one please?

A used scratch card isn't usually accepted... Get a new one. It's sold at cafés

mujibson:
Must the O-level result be original? Is it mandatory for all of us to be present on Monday?

. Well, because of the strike, school's not in session and a definite registration period has not been announced so It's important you're there on Monday. Original documents are required.

iceboy4752:
Is that all?

Those are the required documents to present. Well,last year, some departments(biochemistry for example) requested for post utme result slip in addition. Aside that, you're good to go. Don't forget the Ssce scratch card too

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erenax:
Anyone admitted to study pharmacy?

A friend of mine from Adamawa.

iceboy4752:
@Papcypaul

erenax

barackodam

fayos1

Please what are the credentials they need for the screening? They didn't specify them on the portal and we're expected to report on January 7.

You original Jamb result, state of origin, birth certificate, Ssce result, primary school certificate

lilGiant:
Admission is out!

Yeah.. First list is out...

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