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After taking my time training Onye nzu nzu'a, this boy still gave me that punch he promised

Should have also added 'impregnated by identical men who shared one genital'

With the way they are smiling it wasn't an unintensional prego. Rather it was a pre-planned and well executed mission. Anyways the Boys are cute like them mommas .

Congrats to them

NwaAmaikpe:



I can't help questioning how this was possible considering that the Miango, Geringada and Utan axis of the Rukuba road always has the JTF presence.

Exactly my brother. Its just like these soldier go on deliberate break whenever these hoodlums attack. Every attack also has an inclusion of one to five military personnels assisting in these massacres.

No matter the number of informations release to the soldier about imminent attacks they rebuff it and tag it 'false rumours'. There won't be an end until the innocents take up arms and attack these criminals. But as always there are always informants who go and share the plans of retaliation thereby giving the military the upper to subdue them.

BTW, its Faringada not Geringada Oga

Djinee, I have always respected this fellow, his style of music then was a balm to so many arching hearts.
I remember my cousin Chimma shedding tears when he was performing "I no dey shame" on Live Stage on one of his tours. The Guy has a serene marvellous voice.
Wonder what he does now?

4601CE:
Who is Nwachukwpeu whatever

inconclusive comment sir! Choose

shreder:
NwaAmaikpe for president lalasticlala for local government chairman

That is 1:0 in favor of NwaAmaikpe

With the Return Of NwaAmaikpe Season 7, the whole Nairaland is in frenzy. Many just woke up to their worst nightmare, some to their greatest joy of a long time. Others just inbetween people like me who don't know if to dance or cry. This guy is arguably the most popular NLander.

So if permitted, may I ask if Nairaland should request for a president, who would contest and win the seat?
Lalasticlala Or Nwamaikpe for example?
Name your own Moniker Lets count. Just for Fun People

NwaAmaikpe:



Dear Reno,
I beg to differ because you are being lavish with unmerited accolades.

Reverse is actually a form of motion that has kinetic friction.
Buhari is in the "Park" gear.
Totally grounded.

But he will experience Newton's first law of motion in 2019 when the electorates send him back to Daura.

I take my words earlier back. I truly missed u boss . Though you can be annoying many times sha . Welcome Back Again.

NwaAmaikpe:



Well to me it's a bad omen.

It's a sign his wife will bring in a stranger's baby into his marital home.

How did you do it I mean break out of Jail? Man its been quiet here pls make another blunder and be sent back again sir. I hope you'd last two days this time around Oga welcome BACK

Wilfredpat22:
Money makes a man attractive to us and he gets our pussy for compensation

And you made this comment for what? Likes ? What a waste of beauty SMH

rafindo:
When you see a fool you don't need to be angry but Rochas okoroawusa is an epitome of stupidity mixed with foolishness.

Definition.
Rochas (verb). ro-cha-as. Synonym (foolishness).
It defines a state of confusion and utter clueless displayed by an individual.
E.g
Stop been a Rochas for once.

You forgot
Synonym : Ibeberism (noun) I-bebe-rysm. A man left with little brain after been slapped by a Spirit.