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Iniesta Messi Xavi those season.

XXXXTENTACION:
Arresting a high ranking igbo businessman ...

No one is perfect.

Fucking has landed many guys in trouble.

dallasi:
Wit igbos selling fake spare parts and products all over the nations ?

You are a troll.

My neighbor saw me eating turkey yesterday, he quickly called EFCC on me.

Shea to chop turkey for this administration na crime?

Disgusting!!!¡

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They are all infected but guys don't know. I pity guys that go for pretty girls.

I hate mouth odor, especially all those guy at the football viewing center fighting themselves over Cr7 and Messi.

2021Blogger:
When it’s time for soul to meet, there’s nothing on earth that can prevent them from meeting, no matter where each may be located. love is a beautiful thing but marriage is a Divine, marriage is a destiny. I met my wife by Divine intervention, she was very far from me, I’m business man at Alaba int’l market ojo lagos, but by wife is a student of University of Nig. Nsukka. we were very far from each other, but destiny brought us together. love is on our side, love is from God, .Alaba int’l market lagos and University of Nig Nsukka is coming up together for another generation.
I found the one my soul love song of solomon 3:4.
May we grow old together in love.
We all desire to love and be loved. For romantic relationships, sacrifice forms a core part of expressing this emotion. patient is the perfect clothes for marriage.

I am going to a lab tomorrow. I hope I see you there to congratulate you.

Bigredmachine:
This is what am taking about ... You say am castigating the Catholic church, fine I may not have voiced my displeasure using the right grammar, as English no be my mate... But what am saying is that everyone has one or two things to say about their church being the best...

Good they have told us countless time how we pray to God through Mary to intercede for us and how its not worshiping but honour of some sort...

I can't just go on and on but there are so many things wrong with the church of today...

Guilty conscience. Stop mentioning me.

Bigredmachine:
I was born into a Catholic church, and over the years I have seen so many things I don't like about Catholics e.g the worshiping and bowing down to images, which the Bible clearly kicks against... So many other things they do that I begin to doubt if Catholic is a real church...

They will tell us how Catholic was the true and only church founded and approved by Lord Jesus Christ by himself and every other church broke out from Catholic church...

Talking about switching... I have also seen how other churches now rival themselves as being better than the other... You see deeper life members bragging they worship God more than living faith or redeemed... So many competition here and there which I don't like...

Its all these things that has just made me stay put in Catholic and not really because I like their style but going to another church won't even change anything...

Its not about the church u go to, its about the individual person way of live, I can learn the teachings of any church if I feel they are saying the right things and not brag of how this church is better than that one

The truth be say church matter dey tire me and I see all the church out there as business centre

And who told you they were bowing down to images?

You are joining the multitudes to castigate the Catholic Church.


You are not a Catholic. Stop deceiving yourself. Paying respect by bowing down is different from worship.

Keep quoting yourself with different moniker to paint the catholic church bad.

Bastard!!!

There should be a manhunt for him.

istina:
Black mamba, very deadly

It is not a black mamba. Black mambas have black inside of their mouths black.

Mine was in secondary school. After break time, I went to the school backyard to pee, as I took a sharp corner, I saw my class mate ( a female) having sex with an SS1 student.

Immediately they saw me, they shivered. I left them. In the next minute, she came to class silent, thinking I would tell others what I saw.

She started respecting me from that day.

SS3 Female student, kicking SS1 male student.

I was disgusted by her act. She was the most beautiful female student in the class.

Some girls are ungrateful. After helping this girl with some money. The next week I passed without noticing her, she called me and said so I am now feeling big because of the 15k I just assisted her with to pay her school fees. I felt despondent.

I pity men wasting away their hard-earned money on young girls they know they will never get married to.

Never spend your money on a girl you know you have no future with!!

I believe when this current administration ends, the new one to emerge would right every wrongs done by the DSS.

Rahkman:
Why him no marry dat him lekpa babe

You mean Belinda?

joshawesome:
Good morning happy people of nairaland.

I will try to be brief as possible. During the lock down my elder brother was seriously ill, we all thought it normal malaria and typhoid but getting to the hospital he was diagnosed of kidney diseases at it last stage (CKD). We all brace up and gave him all the support needed during the stage from one dialysis section to another something thrice a week.

It became worse and no improvement at sight, I literally do all thing for him, from bathing to feeding and carry him around the hospital but he faith he will come out of it. During the process he used all of his life saving to the extend of collecting and seeking financial assistance from people because the doctor advice to undergo kidney transplants.

On 2 April 2021 we went from dialysis, nurses were complaining that I allow him to drink a lot of water because at that stage he have a daily water intake and also needed blood. He did the blood transfusion and the dialysis but he had a breathing issue, the nurse place him on breathing machine the oxygen got exhausted and he was normal.

We went home by 12am, on getting home we ask for water, I told him to wait because I can even hear noise of water around his thoracic cavity. He was having difficult I had to call one of his friend so that we can take him back to the hospital but he gave up the ghost and we bury him that the same day because that was his wish. Due to his name, I was confused and angry at myself and everyone that we lost him due to 5 million needed for the transplant.

Months later I was able to get over his death a bit and went back to school, wrote the exam and graduated with first class even though the examination I didn't prepared much due to what happened. It was just God hand at work ( It only a fool that say there is no God).

Now the problem is that I can't sleep and remember my brother death that I should have done more. His death is like 5 months from now but it still fresh in my memory recently. My brother play a vital role in my education from paying my fee and monthly allowance and advice. I was thinking of using drugs so that I can sleep at time but talk me out of it. Pls how can I re again myself and also am an introvert I don't have people to talk to and I hardly go out.

Chat moderator is your calling. Pm me to link you.

My most beautiful Nigerian actress. She's got height, class, and her skin is outta this world!

Go see a doctor immediately

In a simple sentence, one has class while the other does not.

Why is the score line 1-5?

Lalasticlala

Thunder fire Biggie!!!!!

And it finally made FP!!!


It looks like I am the only one that has not watched this season BBNaija.

sylvestersamuel:
Here is mine.



It was 11pm in the evening, i was fast asleep when my aunt woke me up that she craves for a yam sauce. After cooking for close to an hour, i served her the yam sauce. She ate just about 3-4 spoons out of the sauce and thereafter, requested i convert the yam sauce to poridge yam.

God!!!

Omo, local man started preparing yam poridge at about 12am in the morning, just to satisfy her, considering her condition.

At about 12:45, i was done cooking. I served her the yam poridge but she rejected saying her baby craves for bean cake (akara). I told her i can't grant her what she is requesting for because as at that time, it was almost 1:30 am. Guess what? She legit started crying (lol).

Local man can not can na, i left her and went to sleep, you can't come and be stressing me untop pregnacy that is not mine.

Please share yours if you've got any.

you are wasting your talent. Chat moderator job is your calling.

If you know you know

Kestolove:
Very ugly geh

A woman calling her fellow woman "ugly"
I prefer to live with a lion to people like you.

When I was a corps member, there was this female soldier I almost argued with. I went to the Mami market for a drink with my guy. I took a chair from one spot to go to a better position and this female soldier happened to be there. She stood up from her comfort zone and walked straight to me and collected the chair I was holding. I got mad at what she did. My guy just whispered in my ear that I should let go of it.

Some of them are ill-mannered and don't have a heart. When you see danger you apply caution.

ollydee:
Whitemoney : 89.8%
Pere : 70%
Queen : 59%
Saga: 39%
Nini: 51%
Angel: 55%

Whitemoney and pere are heading to final

You just made a fool of yourself. Calculate all those percentages you gave and see if they exceed 100% or equal to 100%

Pallaz:
I hate Chelsea with passion

Football was made to bring people together and not the other way round.
What did Chelsea do to you?