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AgricultureRe: The Snake We Killed At Our Poultry Farm Today by federal9: 9:11am On Dec 07, 2021
KillIgbohoN0W:
That belly indicates that its a very venomous snake.
It is non-venomous.

It has broken lines. Check the rare of its tail.
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 58th Birthday Today by federal9: 9:00am On Dec 07, 2021
Happy birthday to me!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tega Dominic Celebrates Her 30th Birthday With Sultry Photos by federal9: 10:22am On Dec 05, 2021
I thought women don't celebrate their 30th birthday.
Christianity EtcRe: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by federal9:
It will definitely be Enoch

He is the 7th descendant of Adam.

God took him away.

I want to know how he became so perfect.
RomanceRe: Telegram Will Make Me Lose My Babe by federal9: 9:38am On Dec 04, 2021
Generalwoodz:
Where should I start from cry cry?
My telegram has stopped working since yesterday. I got a message from them that I need to update my app.

I'm in sever pains now because the app won't just update, and I've tried since yesterday like a man trying to sustain an erection to no avail.

The app keep saying "pending" for so many hours on play store. I just can't update it.

How do I make it work?

How's my babe connected to this? Okay. I moderate a telegram channel for one guy from France, and he pays me in dollars weekly.

Now the app isn't working and babe says if the app doesn't work she'd leave me very soon.

Pls, how do I make the app work again?
You are lucky that I am here to help you. I have tried downloading an app before but it kept writing pending. I am going to tell you the reason and how to solve it.


There is an app that is stopping it from downloading. Turn off or close many apps on your phone, and enter to download again.


If you have any screen brightness app, turn it off. They are preventing it from downloading.


I had to open up because I don't want you to lose your possession.

Tell me if that worked.
PoliticsRe: EndSARS White Paper: Bereaved Women Lay Siege To Obafemi Hamzat's Residence by federal9: 10:19am On Dec 03, 2021
omenkaLives:
The "massacre" just has to be real by force by force.

What I sense in all this is that pdp have all their hopes for 2023 built on #LekkiLies. It is the reason they just cant seem to come to terms with the reality that nothing close to a massacre took place.

I wish the reporter had asked one of the "bereaved women" who lost her loved one at Lekki toll gate to mention the NAME of the loved one she lost. Na there foul nyash for open patapata.
Take a look at your comment.

What has PDP got to do with what happened?

Why are you politicizing the situation?

Don't let the blood of the innocent ones rest on you.
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Kill Kunle Ajibade (NURTW Boss) In Lagos Hospital by federal9: 9:40am On Dec 02, 2021
I pick point from scenario like this. If those guys hands were clean, it would have escalated to the point he died.


Be careful not to hurt others. The sin of the past hurts the future.
CelebritiesRe: I Have It All At 27 - BBNaija's Ka3na Brags (Photos) by federal9: 11:21pm On Dec 01, 2021
ignis:
Pride comes before a fall....

She's not even among the top 500 million riches people in the world.
Congratulate her and move on so that when you become rich like her, others would congratulate you and move on.
EducationRe: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by federal9: 3:01pm On Dec 01, 2021
goodheart01:
Okay if it was actually group beating and not cultists that makes his murders right abi?? Crazy people everywhere
It's not my fault that you can't comprehend simple English.
EducationRe: 12-Year-Old Dowen College Student Beaten To Death By Cultist Schoolmates (Photo) by federal9: 11:33am On Dec 01, 2021
It could be group beating tagged as cultist.

Let us know how to report news in the right way.
EducationRe: Help! Everything I Lay My Hands On Has Been Failing by federal9: 11:50pm On Nov 30, 2021
Play only Chelsea straight win next match and let's see.
RomanceRe: Vagina As Teeth O! (my Experience With Ashawo Yesterday) by federal9: 11:38pm On Nov 30, 2021
2DADDEY:
Your so-called loyal girlfriend is another guy's
That means your sister is a prostitute because she is my GF.
Christianity EtcRe: Use Of Jewelry: A Sin Or Not by federal9: 8:27pm On Nov 30, 2021
False preachers. I don't know what jewelry has to do with your mood for shipping God.


Why do you wear sandals?

Why wear a ring?

Why make use of things that came from technology?
RomanceRe: Vagina As Teeth O! (my Experience With Ashawo Yesterday) by federal9: 8:22pm On Nov 30, 2021
It seems I am the only man that has not visited or bleeped ashawo before.
SportsRe: Messi Wins Ballon D'or 2021 Award by federal9: 10:34am On Nov 30, 2021
The award is all about friends voting their friends.

I would have loved it if Lewandoski was awarded, but based on votes, Messi won.



Those footballers you see on the pitch are friends, despite playing with their opponents.

We are just misunderstanding them. It could even be that Ronaldo voted for Messi, but their fans here in Nigeria are arguing and abusing themselves.


I don't know why a mature young man would be arguing about Ronaldo and Messi with small children.

People need to change.
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Big Puff Adder I Killed In My Dog's Kennel (Pictures) by federal9: 10:58pm On Nov 29, 2021
Puff adder.
CrimeRe: Insecurity: Ben Adaji Urges IGP To Grant Nigerians Gun Licences by federal9: 1:08pm On Nov 29, 2021
Ezeego44:
Ok
17 odds for 1- 1

Be deceiving yourself. Why don't you show the full ticket clearly?

Thief!
RomanceRe: Get In Here Guys - Share Your Wierd Experience With Runs Girls by federal9:
Ocholu:
But you masturbate with their pictures. Shame!!
I don't masturbate. If that's what you do, I would advise you to stop. That you do it doesn't mean every other person does it.


Note: Not all students are noisemakers in the classroom. Some are gentle, while others noise the classroom.
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests 70-year-old Woman, Intercepts 12385kg Drugs Smuggled Into Lagos by federal9:
She has nothing to lose. She is 70 already, and she is closing up to 80.

She risked getting caught or she succeeded while trying.
BusinessRe: Teller Machines Pegged At N10,000 in Nigeria by federal9: 1:03pm On Nov 28, 2021
There is no need of repeating the machine after writing ATM. Talking about the pegging, it's left for them.
RomanceRe: Get In Here Guys - Share Your Wierd Experience With Runs Girls by federal9: 1:00pm On Nov 28, 2021
I had never visited them before. I see prostitutes as dirty public toilets.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Grants Automatic Employment To Kogi Best Graduating Students by federal9: 12:57pm On Nov 28, 2021
That's how it's done. Let those who work hard (legit) get the best things in life.
BusinessRe: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by federal9: 12:51pm On Nov 28, 2021
Femeto:
Finger print kor. Too much foreign movie done change your thinking. Why didn't they stand up to call for help? Did they have to move close? If it was their relative or someone they are familiar with would they be sited there. That's the problem with this country. Her life couldn't have been saved with people like you around her even if she had a 70 percent chance of surviving. The others that moved close are they animals?
I am surprised you don't know the type of country you are in.

I can remember the day two female roommates were fighting, locking themselves up in their room. I had to break their door to save one from killing the other. After I did that, guess what happened?

Three other female occupants of the lodge said I broke their door to steal from them while they fight.

I was trying to explain how today's society sees things.
BusinessRe: CCTV At Obi Cubana's Hustle & Bustle Shows How A Female Clubber Died (Video) by federal9: 10:59am On Nov 28, 2021
Femeto:
Simple CPR could have saved her life. She had loss of oxygen to the brain. All Clubs in Nigeria should be mandated to have a defibrillator. Those two guys that sat unbothered on the pavement from the start of the video, during the incident are heartless.
I bet you wouldn't go if you were the one. You want them to be imperiled. A girl you know nothing about, coming out with two guys, you wanna save.....

What if the CCTV stopped if they were about to make a move to save the girl?

The same you would start saying trash. Think before you talk. When someone died, fingerprint would be scanned, and if it is yours, you would be a suspect.

Think again bro....
CrimeRe: Snakes In Your WC . A Solution - Pics Included by federal9: 1:58pm On Nov 23, 2021
Them no born them well with this.

They fall in split seconds after smelling this.

RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Knows That I Am Inlove With Her Sister,yet,she Doesn't Care by federal9: 5:46pm On Nov 22, 2021
Why in love with her sister when you met her first?

What's wrong with you guys?
PropertiesRe: What The Meaning Of This Sign by federal9: 3:29pm On Nov 19, 2021
There is a payment that needed to be made, which has not been made.
Forum GamesRe: A 3-Bedroom Flat Or A Brand New Car: Which Would You Go For? (Photo) by federal9: 1:40pm On Nov 19, 2021
Choose the car

Sell the car for about 15M

Buy land for 3M

Build that type of house with 6M

It remains 6M

Channel 1M into poultry and 1M into fish farming

It's remaining 4M

Buy one small car for 2.5M

The remaining 1.5M

Use it and feed yourself daily.

Brain Brain!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Bbnaija Queen Cries Out Inside Private Jet Almost Crash (video) by federal9: 1:04pm On Nov 18, 2021
In air not on air.

Na wa oooo
RomanceRe: '99% Of Nairalanders Will Fail This Simple Question; Prove Me Wrong!' by federal9:
FREEBNB:
cup number 5. all those ops saying 4 and other numbers are part Nigeria problem
You are also one of the problems because cup 5 is above cup 7

Shouldn't the lower one get filled first?

Look again.

I am just giving an expo. Look at 5 and 7 again
RomanceRe: '99% Of Nairalanders Will Fail This Simple Question; Prove Me Wrong!' by federal9: 2:50pm On Nov 17, 2021
Abc125:
I think it is cup number 9..
Look at the pipe of number 9

It is closed/ locked at the outlet.

Look at it again, this time be careful
RomanceRe: '99% Of Nairalanders Will Fail This Simple Question; Prove Me Wrong!' by federal9: 2:44pm On Nov 17, 2021
Notyourtype:
Nawa.. It is cup number 4.. Check well
Cup number four is closed at the bottom.

Look at it carefully.

It has no opening.

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