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A woman trying to tempt her boyfriend with sexy selfies as she tried on her Catwoman outfit for Halloween has been rejected by her other half - as he was too busy playing video games.

The unnamed woman, believed to be from the UK, sent pictures that showed her wearing a clinging catsuit to her boyfriend over text.

But after he refused to help her 'take off' her skin-tight costume and chose Grand Theft Auto over her, she dumped him.

According to DudeComedy.com, the woman sent various revealing selfies of her cleavage with the message: 'Come over, tried my costume on for this weekend.'

He replied with a simple shot of his hand holding a games console.

Undeterred she then sent another snap that didn't include her face but featured a lot of cleavage and the caption, 'does this change your mind?'

The stubborn gamer replied, 'Nope, I'm busy',

She responded with a selfie of her latex-clad bottom with the caption, 'last chance' and then a shameless shot of her boobs with the phrase, 'I need help taking it off'.

Yet her ungrateful other half has the bad grace to reply with a simple picture - of his Grand Theft Auto box.

The anonymous woman later revealed to the site that her boyfriend had been getting on her nerves and that was the last straw and led to her breaking up with him.

Some of the site's readers may feel suspicious that story emerged just as the veteran game announced a new version involving the Hulk, while wondering if the girlfriend's model looks are too good to be true, but the exchange has clearly touched a nerve as it is sweeping the internet.

She told him it was his 'last chance' and she needed help 'taking it off' with another picture of the plunging neckline.

He sent back a picture of Grand Theft Auto V.

She sent the picture in to Dude Comedy website and told them she had since broken up with the guy.

She said: 'He was already on my nerves and this was the final straw.'


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3293202/Girlfriend-dumps-gamer-lover-chooses-Grand-Theft-Auto-her.html

dned:
Babe just imagine your own father prostrate to you. This is tradition...you can't be ahead ur father in any local/traditional stool. Tradition forbids it. In yoruba land...parents don't bury their children meaning that the children ought to bury them.

Its not right for him to be king while his father ia alive.

I'm still puzzled why he's the new Ooni-elect whilst his biological father is still alive!!!

Nothing, absolutely nothing will happen to Saraki, the worst is been asked to step down as Senate President.
His case with CCB was just to shake Saraki & it actually worked, those people behind the scene know themselves.

In the comedy story of Nigerian politics - Saraki's case with CCB will be closed, the case will continued to be adjourned until futher notice.
He can now enjoy his Senate Presidentship until 2019.

hinwazaka:
Today on the 29th of October 2015 the PDP showed they are a united front, and a true testament of a stance against Corruption and thuggery, as they showed their apprehension and disapproval of the confirmation of a known political thief called ROTIMI Amaechi. The PDP, have today proved that there is indeed, hope for our diverse nation.
http://newtelegraphonline.com/apc-senators-endorse-amaechi-as-pdp-senators-storm-out/

Akpabio, their tin-god has got a case with EFCC
Buruji, a wanted drug-peddler
Stella Oduah, nothing much to say
the list goes on....

Why did Deputy Senate President Ekerewemadu stayed behind?

Nice acceptance speech.

Very valid questions which still begs for a concise & straightforward answer.

very funny if this is true

Things are hotting up now!!!

The Nigerian Army on Tuesday announced a high-powered Board of Inquiry (BOI) to investigate serious malpractices involving its personnel and to review the involvement of its formations/units and their officials in elections and other duties in aid of civil authority.

“The BOI is to investigate the alleged unprofessional and unethical conduct of some Nigerian Army personnel in Ekiti and Osun States’ Gubernatorial Elections 2014, as well as in any other State in Nigeria where other allegations of misconduct were made during the 2015 General Elections in the country,” the Army’s Acting Director of Public Relations, Colonel Sani Kukasheka Usman, said in a press statement.

It would be recalled that last February, SaharaReporters published an exclusive story about how some leaders of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), in collusion with some army officers led by Brigadier-General Aliyu Momoh,the commander of the 32nd Artillery Brigade stationed in Ekiti State, rigged the gubernatorial elections in Ekiti and Osun States in 2014.

Our report included documents and audio recordings providing substantial courageously prepared and provided by Sagir Koli, a Captain in the 32nd Artillery Brigade stationed in Ekiti State who accompanied Brigadier General Momoh to a key PDP planning meeting in Ado-Ekiti on 20th June 2014 ahead of the Ekiti election which brought the current governor, Ayodele Fayose, back to power. The meeting involved Mr. Musiliu Obanikoro, Iyiola Omisore, Jelili Adesiyan, Omobolanle Oluwo, Wasiu Kayode Bawa-Allah and a crew of Nigerian army officers led by Brig. General Momoh. Captain Koli fled the country for fear of his life, but his teenage secondary school brother was arrested and tortured by army officials.

According to Tuesday’s statement, the mission of the BOI is to “prevent future unprofessional conduct by officers and men in the performance of the constitutional roles while strengthening Nigerian Army’s support to democratic values and structures in Nigeria.


http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/21/ekitigate-nigerian-army-investigate-ekiti-and-osun-governorship-elections-2014

Sai Baba...is one no nonsense dude!!!

A 24-year-old man who bit another passenger on an Aer Lingus flight died after cocaine pellets burst in his stomach.

John Kennedy Santos Gurjao was carrying almost 2lbs of cocaine – with a street value of £41,000 – inside his stomach, according to the post-mortem.

The Brazilian, who was travelling from the Portuguese capital of Lisbon to Dublin on Sunday evening, became violent during the flight, biting another passenger who attempted to restrain him.

After suffering a seizure he was pronounced dead at Cork airport, where the plane was diverted, shortly before 6pm.

A woman he was travelling with was arrested under the Drug Trafficking Act, after police allegedly found amphetamines in her luggage.

According to the port-mortem, drugs were wrapped in 80 pellets in the man’s stomach. He became ill after one burst.

This morning a family member of Gurjao posted a tribute on Facebook. Euziane Gurjao Ferreira wrote: “How much longing and sadness I will feel.

"I have lost a part of me. I don’t understand, why you? But I know that God knows.

"Happiness is the only word that describes what you are, was and always will be.”

John Leonard, a passenger on the flight, told the Irish Mirror: “The noise he was making was like something I have never heard before.

"Not screaming in a sense you know if you’d hurt yourself or something, just a very guttural, from deep within him.”

It is believed Gurjao was going to study English in Dublin.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-died-aer-lingus-flight-095156846.html#kqcXMfI

No wonder GEJ's government is a free for all...anything goes type of administration.
Yet some people will come up here, bleating themselves to high heavens that GEJ is the best thing to happen in this country.
More can of worms to be opened soon.

Kai...we have been sort changed really badly.
Only God knows how much was attributed to this wall in the national assembly budget.

But where was EFCC all these days - it's such a bad thing that nothing has been done on this issue close to 2years now.

PassingShot:
The decision to screen only three is borne out of the complaints from some Nigerians that the senate has not done a detailed screening on those screened so far. So, 3 or 4 will be screened per day henceforth.

Amaechi to be screened tomorrow.

At this rate, will the remaining nominees be screened before Saraki report back to CCB by end of this week?

Hoping for a more thorough & detailed job from the Senators today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsnbVKn37Eg

"The Chinese food. It was very difficult for me to accept."

1:22

Dr Abati needs a new job now, reason why he's putting himself in the limelight.

I think he should apply for the job of Lai Mohammed as Publicity Secretary for APC.

Edwin Clarke is just saying the plain truth.
GEJ wasn't a man in his own right.

No wonder Diezani didn't appear before the Senate Committee when she was called upon to honour their invitation.
OBJ even termed her as one of the 5 prime ministers under GEJ's government.
I'm sorry to say, GEJ was not a leader at all.

kaycid77:
This is the problem of Nigeria and backwardness, just like in jamb, this aboki has only spent 15 mins because its obvious he can't give much, a Yoruba man spent 1 hour and an Igbo man spent 1 hr 20 mins.... but huasa man spent 15 mins and was not even a former senate. SMH

Very, very, very true...

Urine:
How come nobody is talking about Akpabio's statement that NNPC didn't remit a single kobo to the Federation for 7 months.

Yet some people will make us to believe that PDP is the next best thing after slice bread.

Seriously, Dieziani & GEJ have lots to answer for.

Which means Lamido Sanusi was true to say that NNPC didn't remit huge funds into the federation account, yet he was castigasted my numerous wailing wailers.

Akpabio with his statement has finished any credible opinion of the last administration.

An upper-cut delivered in a clownish fashion...PDP will stay very long as an opposition party with that statement.

rasojie:
Akpabio:
There was a period as a governor of an oil producing state where i struggled to make phone call to a serving petroleum minister, will you ensure equality ...........
Saraki:Which period is that?
Akpabio: We are talking about change hahahahah

Akpabio has slowly opened a can of worms..PDP wailers what say ye?

Fashola set the benchmark for today
Kachikwu is not doing fair as well, too push for my liking.

This is a lot different from the days of 'bow & go' under the PDP government....change is trully here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqY2UkYOYc4



The Netherlands will not be playing at Euro 2016 after a 3-2 defeat to the Czech Republic ensured their miserable qualifying campaign ended in failure.

The Dutch knew only victory would do at the Amsterdam Arena, but even then they needed third-placed Turkey to lose to Iceland to clinch third place themselves and a play-off spot in Group A.

Goals from Pavel Kaderabek and Josef Sural, however, put the Czech Republic 2-0 up inside half an hour, and while the visitors were reduced to 10 men when Marek Suchy was sent off before half-time, the Netherlands failed to capitalise.

Instead Robin van Persie, who went on as a substitute in the 38th minute, headed home an own goal to put the result beyond doubt, before Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and Van Persie scored late consolations.

It is the first time the Netherlands have failed to qualify for a major tournament since they missed the 2002 World Cup and attention will swiftly turn to the future of head coach Danny Blind.

The Royal Dutch Football Association insisted the 54-year-old would remain in charge regardless of the team's fate, but pressure is sure to mount, with Southampton boss Ronald Koeman tipped as a potential alternative.

2nd October 2015

The National Crime Agency’s recently formed International Corruption Unit has arrested five people across London as part of an investigation into suspected bribery and money laundering offences.


http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/index.php/news-media/nca-news/718-international-corruption-unit-arrests

http://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/news/718-international-corruption-unit-arrests


2nd October 2015

The National Crime Agency’s recently formed International Corruption Unit has arrested five people across London as part of an investigation into suspected bribery and money laundering offences.

https://www.facebook.com/tomarra.burns/videos/10200880103162632/

Paula White, Kenneth Copeland, Clarence McClendon and More Praying Over Donald Trump and Asking For Black Leader To Help Him.

Interesting, this is very interesting indeed!

Nothing will unseat PMB, unless he chooses not to contest in 2019.

So when will the Presidency come to Ndigbos - nothing from PDP or APC?

I guess the Ndigbos should have developed APGA from being a regional party to a more Pan-nationalist party.

Buhari have already given the list, at least we already know that his name is on the list as minister for petroleum.

I may be wrong, but I think Buhari doesn't have confident in the Senate President, hence the delay tactics in releasing the list.

Anyways, there's still 6hrs to go before end of today.

The ministerial list has since been forwarded to the Senate, the onus is on the Senate to release the list.