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Amillionnn:
Shaking my head. WM Dey shout who Dey Breet up and down and dem still score am. Nawa! I no even understand wetin dem Dey play

Sweetpink:
Yen yen yen yen
Miracle was my fave and he won.
Tacha and [/b]Erica were disqualified but they ended up winners...even bigger than the winners[b] and still in our faces,doing great!
So,I'm proud of my faves cos I dont stan rubbish...Unlike you who supports any girl with light skin and plastic nyash!
I'm sure you'd have supported Nini if her ass was surgically enhanced!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa
Keep your unsolicited advice to yourself and stop trying to cajole me into stanning an old Dubai potty slut and her boring lesbian partner!
WM and Angel are my faves and that's on periodt!

Gbegirsoup:
Whitemonkey's dick can't fit into a virgin's Vagina. You know why?

His dick is like a biro cover. So tiny and insignificant..

Even a newborn won't feel anything when he thrusts..

Eeghe:
WMoney bigamist/polygamist

It’s a good day

lebete3000:
Please VPN did you download. All the ones I'm using are requesting my card details. I fear for my account safety abeg.
Thanks!

Gentlefury:
Lol, Nairaland is a vibe!!!

Well this is what i have to say on this season itself and then specific events in this season.

This season is generally a flop. These housemates are mostly professional viewers who are definitely either too tense, very pretentious or are in this to get out and pack money from perceived and real endorsement deals. It's made worse by the sad fact that really big brands aren't really jumping on the show this year compared to last year. Na every body Buhari don dey reach! Even Ebuka had to literally fight for his job hosting the show and still make space for a Toke Makinwa who has bills to pay like the rest of us.

This possibly explains the absence of tasks and the resulting painful boredom giving room for handsome devils like Cross to constantly improvise games that inescapably end in sexual themes.

And now the housemates, the worst selection in BBNaija history.

It remains to be seen why the girls starting from last year seem to be under some of external influence, maybe the alcohol, maybe the ruthless air-conditioning, but they are all abnormally Hot. To make things worse, unlike last year's set that was filled with very chivalrous gentlemen, the guys this year are just slimy mitches with reckless hard-ons and loose tongues- the only exceptions being Jaypaul and Whitemoney to an extent.

Pere needs to outgrow his midlife crisis, he's too old to be looking for under-the-duvet action like a 21 year old. He should also act fast to shed off any covert animosity he has for Whitemoney, it's simply not what Gs do. He should also free Maria ASAP, Imo girls are just too street.

Maria should work on her Identity crisis, light-skinned privilege can only take you so far. And being the defacto Alpha female,she should know that her biggest asset to leverage on is her body and face. She should learn to check her foul drinking habit and learn not to give her pearls to swine, Tboss and Nengi are obviously bigger freaks than Maria, but they NEVER gave anything up on live TV except to guys clearly their seniors in levels or looks e.g Jon Ogah, Kiddwaya. Perception can be greater than reality, the last thing she wants is to remembered as part of Boma's scores. Everything from bride price value to the volume of deals you get after the show really depends on how much your legs are sealed as a woman, even in US reality shows viewers register major disappointment when a loved female cast member messes up on TV. She had no business inviting Boma in her bed, a Boma who smooched her but probably stopped because she slept off or because he doesn't want Pere's trouble having violated deep bro code.

Boma was supposed to be the overall Alpha, looking so much like a very dependable and mature single father who mysteriously still has a very chiseled body, the girls understandably feel him , and all he needed to do was act the part. Instead he turned to the biggest exaggerating, self-aggrandizing, kissing and telling man-bitch in BBNaija history. His "Okro" chant would have connected with viewers if he possessed Michael's type of prior honesty, but he would start with giving false hope knowing that he's still healing from his failed marriage and can't commit to anything emotional for now. His conduct with Queen, kissing and telling on Angel and Jmk, trying to take advantage of and groping a possibly drunk and sleeping Maria(didn't he hear of Tboss and Kemen?), gossiping on Liquorose feeling him, and obvious bitterness towards whatever Michael and Jackie B have is a good reason why he has earned the irritation of a majority of viewers. Boma should never come anywhere near any reunion show after this season is done, he'll get messed up big time.

Whitemoney is extremely impressive for a guy who didn't attend a university, but this slight handicap still shows in his subliminal attempts at overcompensation e.g Adopting a corny foreign accent when speaking with Maria, Oversinging during musical tasks, not being too mindful of being seen by envious people as trying too hard to be liked. He seems to be loving and developed a somewhat stoic discipline with sex, how many guys will act normal sleeping beside a half-naked Queen? He messed up and almost went against 042 by reasoning Jackie B earlier Sha. He understands the game and life a lot and is the first housemate in BBNaija history to be acknowledged by some of his own housemates as the very likely or clear winner this season.

Liquorose, androgynous, independent popular dancer and Instagram celebrity. A hard go-getter who shows a cold focus on tasks that can only be compared to that of Lambo. But i've seen even confirmed lesbians start stuttering at the sight of very tell men with chiseled bodies, how much a chick that has no Instagram or Tik-tok to hide behind? It's either Emmanuel's lack of sexual interest or iron will that's stopping him from turning her to an Erica on live TV, greatly harming her brand as she's not there as Rose Afije but Liquorose the brand. The guy will have to contend with angry Liquorlions who see him as an opportunistic user, now that Rose seems to be under a deep spell and eager to have his child. The only real threat to Whitemoney.

Saga should be shot in his kneecaps for daring to simp over a Akpakpava road Jalebi baby like Nini in the face of 90m when he knows he lacks the beautiful looks of Ozo or the tragic aura following Frodd that still endeared both to viewers, failing to appreciate his friend Pere saving him from nomination, and being deaf to their fact that even without a boyfriend on the outside he would still rank low in the house for her attention after Michael, Cross and maybe Boma! Is he mad?!!

Nini did nothing to Saga to be honest, she just needs to keep looking adorable and will be open to sugardaddies even bigger than the one she already probably has. Underneath her Nickelodeon features and baby gremlin voice is a huge stomach that can take food and a strong gutsy heart. She's taking the W here.

Tega is yet another example why even people in serious relationships shouldn't come to the Big Brother House, talk less of Married people,Mike, Dee one and Niyi being the only star exceptions. What Cocoice did on truth or dare and we all screamed is what a wife and mother did on live TV with a Saga who still went behind her back to gossip with Arin and state that he wouldn't even let his girlfriend come to the show without breaking up with her first. Rocking nko? She has given waist to almost everyone on the dance floor and is still a champion participant at truth or dare games, leaving her husband to take the heat of defending her actions as "acting" as if stunt doubles never existed. It's why i believe that she's not only in an open marriage or getting payback for her hubby's infidelity, but has probably gotten down in the house with someone.

Cross the seductive hippie who makes up in child-like open-heartedness and raw sexual energy a deep pain over personal disappointments in life and business and a gaping need for peace and love in any form, hence his attraction to the good girl symbolism that Saskay represents for him, age difference notwithstanding. Being a kid at heart himself, he's baffled at the reality of having to act as a guardian to a girl still growing and not yet at her resting place in life. He should best leave the Smally alone, fans might beat him up if he touches that girl in any way. He'll have the highest body count AFTER the show :- Maria, Nini, Princess, Jmk, Saskay, Angel and even Arin and Tega making it clear that they're down after the show, free of charge.

Jmk should be careful about checking her horniness on live TV if she wants to be successfully called to the bar, she should just accept that the guys just don't see her, not even as a sexmate. She also has the honour of the quickest time period from entering the house to having sex in BBNaija history - a record 48 hours. Boma obviously didn't do a good job and doesn't want a return match, hence her continuous assaults on Yousef.

Yousef :- Very good-looking but socially handicapped, for so long used to having his looks doing the talking for him. In spite of the nationwide anger against Fulanis/the core North, he has the most rapidly growing diverse fanbase even across Africa, looking vulnerable and very quiet. A lot of the girls would have gone in, Saskay saw he lacked the playful and fun naughtiness of Cross or the addictive big bro indulgence shown her by Jaypaul, and took off. None of the other girls care though, they'll just do him if the chance shows up. Jmk will get disqualified if she goes beyond just sharing his bed.

Saskay:- Exotic looking and cute enough to do whatever she wants. It's almost creepy to see any man above 30 getting an erection over this cupcake, why?! She might get whisked off to Europe if a modelling agent gets hold of her. Cross should stick to just buying her candy and ice cream and take his gigolo penis elsewhere �.

Jaypaul:- Good guy, just not meant for BBNaija.

Sammie:- Thinks this is American Pie 2 and any female is for him. Young and still has a lot to learn about life, especially handling hurt, disappointment and rejection, which is why Angel is a good learning process for him.

Angel:- No one will see this one coming till she's chilling in the house on day 72. Obviously worried by Daddy issues and something traumatic like most likely repeated sexual molestation, this girl, interrupted has had to do most of her fighting in life alone. A glance at her parents on Instagram made me develop a newfound respect for how this girl managed to survive that mess. It's ironic that only Pere and Whitemoney have failed to show any interest in her on the grounds of her frightfully young age while Cross and Arin constantly defend her. Boma is just a dirty human being for messing with this girl and still talking about it so carelessly as if he has forgotten he's a bros. I hope this girl won't be hard-used by men after this show based on the continental exposure she now has in exchange for money.She deserves better.

Queen:- Waste of body and beauty. Eager to be a Lambo reincarnation without reading the full bad bitch textbook. She needs to stop doing the most and rest under Whitemoney's wing. She's destined for a lot of goodies after the show and is too pity to groped like Eba for eating Okro soup (Pun intended).

Peace:- Can someone please cuddle this girl every night even if it's out of pity? Are the guys in that house eunuchs? Why are they letting this girl suffer singlehood like this?!

Jackie B :- All body, and slightly less emotional kudos for maintaining her honour out of respect for her son, but she's an agbaya for picking on Angel constantly and literally chancing her, Peace, Nini, and Jmk from even having any decent interaction with Michael. For her, it's really that deep, forgetting that husbands don't come pre-ordered in BBNaija, Khafi and Bambam got the rings by slow, methodical and long-term mature pressure. She needs to chill , apart from the fact that she's wonderfully boring and needs to leave ASAP.

Michael:- Stand-up Nigga. Oozes cool. Eyed by several women in the house. Marked for future nacks by Maria and Nini. Focused on his music hustle. Bravely stood up to be counted during the Whitemoney and Pere squabble. Secretly admired by Pere and Boma as something close to an "American connection" of 3 US citizens, the highest number in BBNaija. Unique blend of Yankee and 042. Needs to give up on being sexually liberal and avoiding commitments. Slowly falling for Jackie B because she's always in his face. He should try to never touch Jackie B without condom as she was probably told about when Michael said he would definitely marry a woman he gets pregnant. Appreciative and humble. Will still fling with Nini , Maria and Angel outside the house. Jackie B will know and still won't care. He's in trouble basically.

All in all, a lacklustre line-up. Everyone here should take it easy, the show is reality, but still a show. Let's try to avoid beef or even idolizing these guys because they're expressing a reality that you also experience in your own way. It could be you in front of those cameras next year, and yes, let's be kind with words, the housemates are human like us o. Get well soon Kayvee.

Croweegarba:
WMG who are we going to save this week? Since our Odogwu nor dy up

Gbegirsoup:
I went to check whitemonkey instagram account now, I didn't see it.

Shey Dem Don suspend am?

Dem Don delete am?


E no good to buy followers. Organic remains the best.

Eeghe:
Amen, and thank you very much Mz dominique.

Beorn:
Whitemoney is enjoying the attention. That guy likes her die. I don't want her for WhiteMoney and I don't know why Whitemoney can't see her feelings are all for Micheal depsite her continuous denial, and move on.

motymop:
True, The United states is a credit society.

Cash transactions in the United states is not more than 10k dollars, any transaction more than 10k dollars, the irs and fbi will come knocking at your door to find for dirt.

motymop:
[/b]You can't buy a house with cash in the United states except you are a foreign buyer.[b]

All houses in the United states are sold on mortgage.

If pere is that rich then he won't be on a show in Nigeria fighting for 90Milla.

Echoketh:
this is an incomplete story, I no just get time to dey explain wetin dem really talk about ni...but it's obvious maria like pere and she's playing hard to get, and she also wants other guys to fall for her also(including cross)...thats her gameplan

WarriAproko:
This JMK uggly sha.

WarriAproko
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Pere na Mad man

SugarDdaddy:
How i wish Nigeria can really see where pere is coming from and the admiration of what he is doing.

though Nigerian might hate pere but the organizers of the show are really happy with what pere has done.

the thing is that pere is a Big brother Africa material. Nigerians are too weak minded for a content like this.

Gbegirsoup:
Yeah!
That's the right thing to do in other not to get banned.

Don't get me wrong, I can roll in that mud but I still need this account to keep peppering y'all whitemonkey's..

Gbegirsoup:
Your going personal , I'm keeping it on the housemates..

You wanna roll in the mud, I wanna keep it professional.. It's not rocket science unless you are the one who lacks the comprehension...

Gbegirsoup:
Actually I wasn't. What I wrote was what I felt at the time but I wanted to see the after reaction too.

I could have kept it to myself.

I wanted to get a certain reaction. I did. Now I'm good!...

I was gunning for something.

It's called revere psychology..

Gbegirsoup:
Whitemonkey's anus stinks like a rotting corpse. You know why?

Because his anus is actually rotting due to excessive thrusts...

Gbegirsoup:
A smelly anus can never smell better than even a dead rat..

[/b]Have you sniffed an anus before? Imagine how it ella when it is decaying. That's how the fagg0rt whitemonkey's anus smells.[b]

Geezeem:
At least from this picture.... the kitchen full. make everybody dey there..... thats the purpose of the decree 2. it was not made to ban WM.... it was made to allow other people cook as well and have extra meats and food and good will

Beorn:
Last season, Laycon won with a record gap, he was the chosen one from the get go and guess what? I can't remember Laycon turning semo, making stew, cooking rice, preparing spaghetti or cooking soup for the housemates, but yet nobody topped him at the polls. Even in tasks, he won a lot without entering the kitchen.


Rico cooked all he could and still got thrown out the moment he was up for eviction. Cooking will never make a HM win if the viewers are not supporting the HM or love the HM. Whitemoney cooking is not the problem, the problem is YOU. YOU haven't realized where the pain you're experiencing is coming from, but it's definitely not because Whitemoney dey cook. Las las, you go dey all right.