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My bro pls note my self esteem is intact and can never belittled neither will anybody intimidate me for my status or affiliation come what may.

We were still on the wait when we had the discussion on the phone about the "bro" thing, the white babe saved his number with "SJ" and at this point I'd never had an idea who the fuvk I was talking with over the phone.

Another thing was, I'd pestered the babe to keep calling the person she was waiting for because I needed to close since it was really late. I dont do late on Sundays but babe was begging me in a calm voice and offered to pay for my time. I remember telling her I wait only 3mins but since she was we'll behaved I'd to reciprocate in good manners as well.

I only asked who the guy was with the kind of security and protocols and this was when we where almost at the resident I dropped her.

Had I known its was the President's son? Trust me na the storybwould have been different.

tojahh:
The events beclouding the last 10pages here makes me wonder if truly... More than half of the ehailing drivers are actually graduates.


Spits!

Honestly my brother... I'm seriously dazed with most comment I read here. Well, I dont blame them, Baba Fela already said it "my people too dey fear".

BTW,

Last night was a lucky day for me if I must say.
Picked a white girl on the street where cool FM operates.
Babe handed over her phone to me to talking with the person.
Dude on the sound sounding authoritative, asking where exactly we where... Long story story short. I took her to one Jonny something, forgotten the last name close to Eko hotels VI, this was around 10:45pm.
Babe asked md to wait, left my engine running with the AC on d very low button.
Entered a convo with the white girl, shes is a Morocian and d dude on the phone a Nigerian, chia!!! My spirit didnt tell me it's somebody with great power. Menh...this our work enh, you will meet people you never thought you would ever meet in your entire life.

Someone said there other day he had Genevieve on his car and people called him bluff. Guys lets be professional and be friendly as we can in our dealers because you never can who you would be picking up the nexf minute.

Las las, after about 10min, i'd to switch of my engine because I hate keeping my engine on in idle for too long.

Babe called dude again and I talked with him again on the phone addressing him as "bro"... Dude called again after about 2min and asked babe to hand over phone to me.

Dude: ...dont address someone on the phone as "bro..." Thats was the line I heared clearly. I didnt want to say so.ething I would regret later I just simply handed phone over to the babe as he was yet speaking. Looking behind, there was a siren escort babe said that's him, follow them...

...finaly, it was the President's son, he was inside a Rose Royce. Drove inside his compound there in VI, dropped babe move ahead.

peeps4u:
Eyin dru gang

awa re when I ask u to drop ur contact sabi u dey form policy man? Anyways, how I dey, what brand of car are u using? Coro or Benz?

stephenwa:
Hello Guys, Please I need ur help.
A client want uber service offline to Ijebu Ode on Sunday early morning and the driver will be bring them back to Lagos...drop ur price and contact

08035132876 (40k) negotiable

peeps4u:
Way to go to avoid all these wahala.

For the time been,

This is what ive been doing since reading abiut all the pandemonic update concerning VIO.

Any rider I pick and observe is under 40 of age I ask h/h to seat in the front seat, if they refuse I cancel. Then I relate with the rider on d go giving them instructions.

Another thing is my car self na Civic, even riders I'm going to pickup don't even know I've arrice even when parked in front of them all they look out for is Corolla of same color b4 trying to check the No plate.

confusedworld17:
What's all this fuss self about Uber/Bolt drivers cashing out as a result of the ban on keke and okada ?

Sweetheart, I'm still grossing just about the same range of between 8k to 11k in a day, that's about the same range I used to make before the ban. I work from 2pm to 12 am apart from weekends. Most times self I don't even get request until between 4pm and 5pm before the biz go set.
Well, maybe na people wey dey work full day dey cash out. The traffic self this days na die.
Even police men for check points at night now dey tell me say... Guy settle us, after all government don ban keke and okada, na una uber drivers dey make all the money now.
Talking about Police men... had one funny experience with one yesternite along that domino's pizza, Adekunle axis.

So I was on a trip to lekki, lost in my thought.
The next thing I don beat traffic light, next thing, two police on bike for my front dey flag me down to pack.
I pulled over, one of them enter my car we begin the normal negotiation. After going back and forth, oga police agreed to take 1k. the police man inside my car wants to play a fast one on the other one on bike, oga police say okay make I sharperly use my hand put the 1k inside his pocket so that the one on bike no go see say I give am money.
At that time na only 1k 200 naira dey with me, me wey know how I dey take arrange my money, I quickly put hand for where the 200 naira dey and quickly slide the 200 naira into the police man pocket.
Immediately oga police commot for my car, na so I fire my car face thirdmainlandbrigde. I sure say e go take am sometime before he go realize wetin happen. THEIR FADA!

Lolzzz... Mad oooh!!!

Me too I'd almost similar experience.

Dropped a rider at Nnamdi Azikwe Rd in Marine so I decided to head north of d Carta Bridge because u possibly cant park anywhere along unless u r d president son or the president himself.

About 100m on the bridge I saw cars parked n I sighted a space, engaged my reverse gear, parked while relaxing waiting for request.

Two men with rough faces approached me after about 15min.
relating in yoruba...
they were asking money for parking...
Me: alaye don't worry I go give una when I don comot.
OneT: ok, give to my 2nd if you don't c me.
Me: no shakings alaye, na small tin.

In my mind I say c all dis foollls, me give u 5H unto watin...asin inside this life?

As I arrange my money finish, came out stretched my legs and body I enter car. Looked at my rear mirror they where standing behind my car discussing.

I just start my engine, they quickly got alerted but I just on my AC wind up waited for like 1min while observing them. They where seriously gisting, as I see say pedestrians where not obstructing na so I engage my gear zoom!

Heared them shouting... Me don goooo... Hahaha...

This lagos? Man gat to wish n smart!

This is where we die... Na me n uche today.

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Baba is just here selling his business without even giving us insight on matters arising. Baba no b so oooh

peeps4u:
You Bleep up oga

How you go tag someone u just alleged wrongly recently? When you haven't even tendered an apology.

Tje thing tire me myself ooh. This is to show how people who offend others don't seems to understand how it hurts not until karma show up then they cry foul.

But how GAZZUZZ was able to take note of the user name and could fish out the guys mail and quote is what I still dont get.

A Lot of persons have insulted me here but I don't even seems to identify them neither do I border to fish out their user name... I move on! because one thing is sure not everyone will like you no matter how good u think u r and another interesting thing is, those who hate you are the once that will sell you to the world with their hate speech and acts unknowing to them.

eyinola:
Nigerians and konikoni,that's how i mistaken omit one number from my line this evening while trying to buy airtime from my bank app immediately i called d number he said that's my problem i should go and meet MTN

Hahaha... U evan have the effortary to even call the number...lolzzz... U got a well deserved answer. Thank yours stars its not your day work money you wrongly transferred...lol

Parlee:
My people, endeavour to give people rides on your way home during the day sha no be for night. Did it today and will do it every evening apart from weekends

I don't even dare it. because its either they spoil your car as theyre2 rushing to enter the car or you carry some bad people.

I picked a rider today from area F to Barger men the traffic was hell... As we discussed he said police officers where telling them they've regiatered over 15 cases of "one chance" since the ban of trycicles and bikes. That a woman was crying how they transferred 500k from her account with her phone on those big buses that usually load obanlede- cms.

So pray you don't run into problem in the verge of trying to help

SHOOPSYN:
Most 5.0 riders, is either they are in 20km pick up or they are going to dead zone .... with 5km drop off.

I wonder where u get this accessions from!
Simply say they're mostly new users or old users who just registered new account due to blockage from bad records or low rating.

Eldemmi:
my dear fams, please if know anyone willing to sell TVS tricycles of less than a year may be due to the ban.. we will buy it compassionately...
0nine0 200 611 69

thanks

Another opportunity identified.

A real business man who know that government policies can help to either improve or destroy I/I business

Babadee1900:
Surge still they bros but your rating and activity score will take a hit.

I just cancelled two Ikorodu trip on 1.5X and 2.0x.

ti e da... U na off trip master na y u no go cancel trip?

Babadee1900:
I am no longer going to give out my battery to anyone to use. If you don’t have a good battery at least buy a jumpstarts cable.

I dont even think of removing my b3 for any reason at all. You know you've b3 issue yet you do not have a jumpstart cable? Isnt that wickedness in the highest ordeal to bring a good samarittan down?

To all the good Samaritan "be wise like a serpent and armless like a dove".

Ready to hit the road after a shot trip to Benin I hope the surge is still on. because na red eyes I carry come back ooh.

ibk5891:
Guys help a newbie.... My new Uber driver say it will take him 3days to register my car on Uber....why 3days?

How long does it take to do inspection n register on Uber?

Also once the car is used by driver, who should take care of car repairs? Car owner or driver?

Bros sorry ooh but this like putting the cart before the horse. Asking all of these questions simply means you didn't carry out a proper business feasibility and plan b4 you ventured into the business, else, you won't be here asking who does repairs or services or maintenance or inspection.

Anyways, its not too late, go back to your drawing board and map out your plans very well b4 I guys go ahead with any other step.

To me I'd advice you do your servicing and repairs all by yourself.

Good luck!!

pope191:
I'm not kidding u boss for real

Show us picture... Dont tell man you dudnt take a pic

[quote author=pope191 post=86330772][/quote]Information just reaching... Police in a shot out with area boys, keke drivers and okada riders at ijora olopa with tires burning and road blockage...i just rejected a trip on uber to ebute meta now but I asked uber not to charge rider.

Guy please lets watch out and be careful may God keep us! Amen!!

pope191:
Lol... Boss! Tot U've run away from d platform. I picked Genevieve today, not sure if I'm going to sleep

Are you sfucking kidding me?

donfortune48:
I'm sure bolt have called him for Retraining.

Lol... Not at all bro, I use bolt only when I need a destination trip and in areas uber is not so much in use.

@peeps4u. But doing 20trips @25% wasnt an easy task to carryout o I must be honest especially when d req is not coming forth. But I manage to complete 20trips Monday n Tuesday while I enjoyed 3% from then till today.

Some riders self can be so annoying... Just got a req in uber, called dude he said i should call him when I arrive. Ok!

Arrive I waited for 3min, called dude guy man didn't even aoun9 like person that ordered a ride self, call he wasnt calling, show up na guy man say no. I couldnt even send him a message on the app. The thing just tire me but thank god for cancellation fee shall. If na bolt now na me go dey beg baba to come lets go on top my airtime plus waiting time and driving distance.

Gentlelife50:
Lol, I just saw one of his posts.
Over 4,000 likes, but it's now I am beginning to see why he's not making money in this job.
He's busy typing and thinking of what to type

Hahaha hahaha...guy u bad!

pope191:
Carry Chinese ke! For dis season? Even Ighalo, I no go carry em..

Lol... Mad ooh!!!
This 3% uber sweet oh plus 100box bonus at d end of each trip... Sweat like biscuit!

Angryman has won it.
Now angryman since you've been declared winner please can you give your last advice xoncerning this issue at hands? Also concerning bolt not givung drivers a cancellation fee even after charging riders for canceling because a rider I carried yesterday said she is always charged for every 2 cancellations she does. So what's your take on this?

Also about the coronavirus... Drivers carrying white riders especially Chinese from the airport should please be careful. Kindly read the attached within.

GAZZUZZ:
You win

Haha... The guy is a prof in the business and correct in every of his submit...

But angryigboman is making sense this time... Lets take the good motivation he giving tonthe house freely and leave out the bad one aside.

Those calling him names and insuulting him what knowledge have they ever shared with us here?

Angryman you've one like from me on this.

Hilarious!!!

pope191:
How do they identify uber drivers?

Toyota Corolla

abiolag:
More short trips to be experience due to ban on Keke and Okada. 4 people will just join together at a bus stop and request Uber/bolt and share d money

Haaaa!!! And angryman was jumping in jubilation

SHOOPSYN:
Wehwwww!! Tired of short trips already. 2km pick up for 2km drop off ..::

Plus and minus you did nothing but if it's uber u r good because u r on your way to hitting 3% after 20 trips... Sweat like kilode!

lograr:
Ha. Why judge someone you've never met? Someone you know nothing about. Anyway rider stars are irrelevant

In conclusio, all taxify riders are the sane both old and young.

Henceforth all taxify riders will get 1 star from me at the of every trip.

If my mind sweat me too much 2.

radautoworks:

dont know when I'll enter lekki today, I need one.
All these igbo boys with their fake air fresheners b4 they come n finish my money now

lograr:
On the rider app; tap the top left icon, tap on " your trips" . then tap on the particular trip. You will see "review my cancellation fee"

Ok, good! thanks