₦airaland Forum

PhockPhockMan:
This na eels for your eyes abi?

PhockPhockMan:
These pictures came from a six minutes video documentary of a snake market in Badagry, Lagos.
To be sincere, I've never seen or imagine that "SNAKES" can be traded in large quantities in an open market.




ENJOY YOURSELF.

lakzy:
President Muhammadu Buhari has turned down an offer by the Federal Government to procure five new armoured Mercedes Benz S-600 (V222) cars for his use.

The cars which total cost is put at about N400m were planned to be purchased by the State House.

A Presidency source told journalists on Thursday that Buhari got to know of the plan when the Permanent Secretary, State House, Mr. Nebolisa Emodi, was briefing him of his ministry’s activities on Wednesday.
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Miffed by the revelation, the President was said to have told Emodi that the purchase was unnecessary.

Describing it as a waste of scarce resources, the source said Buhari told the permanent secretary that the cars he inherited from former President Goodluck Jonathan were good enough for him.

“I don’t need any new cars. The ones I am using now are just fine,” the source quoted the President as saying.

The top government officials, however, said Buhari welcomed other initiatives presented by the permanent secretary to reduce the operating costs of the State House and strengthen its Finance and Accounts Internal Control Mechanisms.

He however directed that more efforts be made henceforth to capture all State House expenses within the approved national budget.

This, he said, was to avoid the frequent recourse by past administrations to “Presidential intervention funds.”

The Senior Special Assistant to the President on Media and Publicity, Mallam Garba Shehu, confirmed to our correspondent that Buhari had withheld approval for the purchase of the new cars.

Shehu said the President would continue to use the cars left behind by Jonathan in keeping with his commitment to prudent management of national resources.

Our correspondent learnt that the proposal to procure the new cars was first made to Jonathan before he left office.

The former President was however said to have directed that it be represented to Buhari for approval on his assumption of office since the cars could only be delivered some months after the May 29 handover date.

Upnepaa:
All these problems did'nt start from may 29, it started over 16 years ago remember!

TeamSimple:
It will never be well whith whoever turned you this way. Whoever changed your brighter rewarding future to being so moronic like this.

juman:
Hiss

They should bury him with some millions.

Nonsense. They live as if they would live forever.

williams368:
Some Nigerian men tell me they can NEVER do this even at gunpoint. The Nigerian man reading this post, can you?

HungerBAD:
Wetin BBC know? In a little while they will come out and apologize that their story is wrong.

Nigeria 'must ban' ex-minister
A key ally of former Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo should never hold public office again, the Senate says.
An investigation found 32bn naira ($217m, £138m) is missing from the accounts of the Federal Capital Territory which runs the capital Abuja.
Former minister in charge of Abuja Nasir el-Rufai abused his office and must be made to account for the money, said the report by a Senate committee.
Aides to Mr el-Rufai say he did not steal any money. He is also accused of abusing his office by selling a million-dollar house owned by the government to himself.
The report by the senate follows weeks of public hearings.
The missing money is the proceeds from the sale of thousands of government-owned houses in the capital.
"We came to the inevitable conclusion that Nasir el-Rufai is not a fit and proper person to hold public office in a democratic set-up," the report said.
His aide Goodluck Ebelo said neither Mr el-Rufai had "not enriched himself" while he was in office.

Demolitions
Mr el-Rufai's administration also demolished thousands of houses and slums in Abuja, moving more than 800,000 people from their homes.
Mr el-Rufai was given the task of preventing Abuja becoming as chaotic as Nigeria's former capital Lagos, but his administration became very unpopular with residents.
Mr el-Rufai has clashed with the senate before.
He accused two senators of demanding a bribe before they would confirm him as minister.
Four years ago he also called the Senate "fools".
Mr el-Rufai is a close ally of former President Olusegun Obasanjo, who was replaced by Umaru Yar'Adua last year.
Analysts said Mr Yar'Adua was handpicked by Mr Obasanjo to succeed him but the new administration has set up numerous investigations into the dealings of Mr Obasanjo's government.

AmadiAba:
Angered by the Federal Government’s alleged transfer of 49 Boko Haram inmates from the North East prisons to Aguata Prison in Ekwuluobia, Anambra State, Chairman of Ohanaeze Ndigbo , Elder Chris Eluemuno, yesterday demanded the immediate relocation of the inmates in the interest of peace and tranquility in the country.

Speaking with newsmen at his country home, Nkwelle-Ezunaka, Elder Elumuno said: “Our position is that it is not acceptable to us having them here, if what President Mohummadu Buhari has to give us as dividend of democracy is Boko Haram terrorists, it is very, very unfair.

“Aguata prison in Ekwulobia is not a maximum prison, it is an ordinary prison and if the Federal Government meant well for us, Igbo, it is not terrorists that they will bring to us, it is not acceptable to us and we are asking them to think again and look for a better place and send them there.

“Let him build a camp and put them there if there are not enough accommodations in the North East prisons, the prison in Ekwulobia does not have maximum security, there are maximum security prisons all over the country.

“Successive Federal Governments of Nigeria have always taken the Igbo for granted and pleaded that nobody should push the Igbo to the walls to incur their wrath, we are asking him to please, remove the suspects from Anambra State.”

http://igberetv.com/relocate-boko-haram-prisoners-out-of-igboland-now-ohaneze-tells-buhari/

FriedPlantain:
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In 1995, Peter Davies was on holiday in Nigeria after graduating from Louisiana State University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the University of Ibadan Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1995, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same _fucking elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullsh1t stories. _Fuck you all!

FriedPlantain
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senier007:
ILORIN-The ruling All Progressives Congress(APC) has commended Nigerians for their patience and perseverance over the delay in the appointments of ministers,saying that the list would be released in few days.
National publicity secretary of the party,Alh Lai Mohammed speaking with journalists in Oro,in Ifelodun local government area of kwara state on Thursday at his annual 9th Ramadan lecture also admitted that the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari would have fared better had the ministerial appointments been made before now.

President Muhammadu Buhari attending to some files in his office as he resumed duties at the Presidential Villa, Abuja. Photo by Abayomi Adeshida
Lai Mohammed however explained that the delay was basically caused by the transference ‎of government from one political party to the other.
He recalled that‎ when transition in government took place within the then ruling party, Peoples Democratic Party(PDP) ministerial appointments were usually made two weeks after inauguration.
‎According to him, “The concern of Nigerians over the delay in the release of ministerial appointments is genuine. But the fact is that this is the first time in the history of Nigeria that the opposition party will take over government from the ruling party.”
“Our plan was to interface and interact with the outgoing government, but it didn’t just work out so party set up transition committee which later presented 800 pages hand over documents to mister president”
“So, in this kind of situation we found ourselves, we have to be thorough in making appointments ‎because Nigerians expectations are very high and it’s understandable. So, in a couple of days the ministerial cabinet list would be made available and it would be a thing of the past”
Continuing, he said “We might be slow, but in reality when we make the right appointments, we will make up for all the shortcoming Nigerians have been complaining about”.
He also decried the comment of the opposition PDP on the performance rate of President Buhari in 30 days in office saying, “the PDP is just revelling in its new found roles of opposition, they are entertaining themselves and Nigerians”
The APC. Spokesman who expressed the determination of the ruling party to stamp out corruption in order to fulfil it’s campaign promises to Nigerians ,further noted that since President Muhammadu Buhari assumed office Nigerians all over the world are been gradually respected because of the integrity of the president.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/07/buhari-will-release-ministerial-list-in-few-days-apc/

Neduzze5:
In my farm, I saw this fruit/tree. Its been there for years but it just recently started fruiting.

I'm still wondering what fruit/tree it could be.
Wanted to cut it down but decided to ask before going further. Who knows, it could be a money spinning fruit

Who can help me out?

Pavore9, Farmtech and others please

Moheat:
As long as the guy is not owing 7months salary we are ok with his show off

emmalezy:
This man pictured below was in a bus with her last Saturday and he is soo addicted to porn that he couldn't resist doing it in a public bus in broad daylight. Hian!

Hello good day. I'm in a bus going from Ph to Onitsha and this man sitting in front of me, next to the driver starts scrolling through his videos and I saw some naked clips. I saw how he was trying to shield the screen of his phone so that neither the driver nor the passenger by his right will know what he's doing. ‎

After 10minutes, he started opening porn sites and even trying to stream the videos, probably to see which one he likes well enough to download.


Now there are two reasons I took notice of this man plus mad at him for this action. 1. He's married. Because I heard him making a call to someone to take some money to his shop that his wife is there.

2. When the pastor who came into our bus to pray barely finished praying and the driver was ready to leave, the driver was even waiting but this man shouted at the pastor to get down from the vehicle so we can leave. Everyone in the bus was shocked.

Now my question is, why should a married man visit a porn site and even have tons of them in his phone? The devil must really be having fun with our generation of beings. I tried to zoom in and snap when he was streaming a video, don't know if it's clear enough. Mistakenly the flash was on when I snapped but no one in the bus noticed sha. Lol. I'll try to know if I can get more pictures

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/06/photomarried-man-caught-watching-p0rn.html

Tolexander:
prepaid meter ni

olapluto:
Even I am not on speaking terms with Saraki. Saraki has bitten more than he can chew. He will most likely be impeached as senate president. All Buhari needs to do is call the 11 APC senators in Saraki camp to order. The PDP and Saraki will be as useless as it gets. Saraki should have been contented with his senate presidency.

Pope22:
http://www.unnpals.com/campus-flash/unn-cucumber-stuck-on-a-female-student-helping-herself/

bigfrancis21:
As a Nigerian citizen and holder of the Nigerian Passport , you are free to visit certain countries without worrying about visa issues because these countries do not require a visa upon entry - as long as you have your passport:

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AFRICAN COUNTRIES

Benin Republic (visa free)
Burkina Faso (visa Free)
Burundi (visa on arrival for 30days)
Cape Verde (visa on arrival )
Cameroon (visa free)
Chad (visa free )
Comoros Island(visa on arrival )
cote d Ivoire (visa free)
Djibouti (visa on arrival)
Gambia visa free for 90days)
Ghana (visa free)
Guinea (visa free)
Guinea Bissau visa free for 90days)
Kenya (visa on arrival for 90days)
Liberia (visa free)
Madagascar visa on arrival for 90days)
Maldives(visa on arrival for 30days)
Mali visa free)
Mauritania(visa on arrival)
Mauritius(visa free for 90days)
Mozambique(visa free for 30days
Niger republic (visa free)
Senegal (visa free)
Seychelles(visitors permit on arrival for 1month)
Sierra Leone (visa free)
Somalia (visa on arrival)
Tanzania(visa on arrival)
Togo (Visa free)
Uganda(visa on arrival)

AMERICAN COUNTRIES

Barbados (visa free for 6months)
Dominica(visa free for 21days)
Haiti(visa free for 3months )

ASIAN COUNTRIES

Iran (visa on arrival)
Sri Lanka(electronic travel authorization)
Timor-lest e(visa on arrival for 30days)
Bangladesh(visa on arrival)

OCEANIAN COUNTRIES

Micronesia visa free for 30days
Nauru (visa on arrival)
Vanuatu (visa free for 30days)
Palau (visa on arrival for 90days)
Tuvalu(visa on arrival for 30days)
Samoa(entry permit on arrival for 60days)
Fiji(visa free for 4 months)

lalasticlala:
[size=14pt]It is GEJ's fault. Where the heck is that Ijaw man who handed power to the Daura President and ran away ?[/size]
http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/06/photos-suvs-brought-to-ikorodu-robbery.html