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[size=18pt]God used police to save the man's life before he signed it away [/size]

You people are actually taking this so seriously I am laughing at you. Some of the comments are bloody funny. God, oloun,chineke Allah etc bless you all. Amen

martineverest:
be careful with d way u gi about it. don't forget dat a woman's kindness can be mistaken for promiscuity.......it might just be an act of kindness.

She is not 'promiscuous'; in fact she has excellent Christian virtues, but Christians do fall too unfortunately. It might be an act of kindness; yes, but I am not a child..... and I can smell a woman in heat. Thank you

thunddey:
i once xperience dis wt my cashies at work. it is a simple tin. ignore al ha body language, call to discipline if she Bleep up.and mak sure al ur comunications wt her are formal. Don let her involv in any of personal lik washin ur plate,etc. dats all

Thank you. None of my employees are even permitted to enter my house to talk less of cooking things for me or washing plate etc.

Gr8amechi:
read it again you find it difficult to understand.....back to the matter, I will advice you call her to order and create a distance

Create a distance with your secretary ? How ?

helphelp:
In your head you wanna lash the babe silly...

Late twenties almost thirty


Her puna don over ripe finish...If na pikin you nor want use a condom

Meanwhile, I just commented for commenting sake...At your age you nor get sense reach know wetin to do with person you senior wella like that...Anofia

LOL

SAMBARRY:
op knows the answer. He's only looking for supporters team and those who will cheer him on

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noskeybaba:
Best advice:
Mind your business. If you do, she will know you are uninterested and move on. Unless you show interest, she is not a problem. You don't even need an advice on this.

Thank you. I am asking advice nevertheless. I want to see her as my daughter - she is just a little older than my daughter, but apparently she sees a place in my life needing to be filled. I like her as my daughter and indeed do treat her like so. She is a good worker and I will hate to lose her, so I need to continue totreat her very lightly. I even hired a young and handsome man hoping that she would get involved with the man. No luck. I am not desperate for anyone's advice though, only her attitude is distracting to me. Thank you again.

I hope this is the right section for posting this.

Supposing you are divorced and have a young employee who is a hard worker and strives to please, But you find that she seems to be getting too affectionate towards you. This girl is in her late 20s and nearly 30 years your junior. You don't want to get involved with her - she has nothing that you may want except possibly sex , and the last thing you want is another child . She is a fantastic worker otherwise . What would you do? Fire her ?

femi19:
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He left for the UK on a British Airways flight this morning.

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Source http://www.cravetechblog.com/2015/05/photos-of-president-elect-buhari-in.html

[size=18pt]Hold am o. He wan run. Buhari must return to Nigeria to fulfill his campaign promises. Hold am quick [/size]

We have been telling them for decades take your investment back home but no na Igbo people get Lagos . See yourself now

nortcentrallord:
After four years you will know you can not hire and fire a northerner any how. It can only be done to a southerner and westerner. Simple.

Tell them o. GMB will do his complete 8 years unless he dies or their is military coup. Even if he completely destroys the economy no almajir will vote against him

Are you sure he is not Biafran? Because na so Ojukwu take escape go ivory Coast last year [color=][/color]

ayindejimmy:
Did Gej told us things was this bad b4 the elections?
If all these revelations had been revealed b4 elections do u think PDP will not suffer more lose than they did now.
We sacked PDP cos we want #change... But I never knew thing had gotten this bad

Bros talk am for Yooba

Omosorire:
Governor Oshiomhole during the thanksgiving service organised for him for his wedding to his Cape Verdian heartthrob revealed during testimony time that he met his wife as a virgin.

The Governor was educating the youth members of the church of the need kick corruption in all its ramifications, including domestic and moral corruption. He boasted that with an APC Comrade as the the helmsman of the Country’s politics, a revolutionary change has swept over the whole country.

According to the Comrade, “I implore all of you to fight corruption today because the APC Government is one that will not condone corruption, not even domestic corruption.

I can boldly tell all of you that I was a very principled man during my first marriage, I didn’t succumb to the wordly pleasures of this lustful environment, even though I had lots of opportunities. And it was this principled sobriety that made me fish for a virgin wife.

I can boldly say to you all that I was the first man to know her and initiate her into the wordly ways. This is the kind of spirit I want Edo youths to inculcate instead of messing around and engaging in different shades of adultery and fornication.”

We were also able to gather that the Governor purchased a Private jet for the bride’s parents as a sign of appreciation for training and keeping her clean till marriage.





http://dailypost.ng/2015/05/20/oshiomhole-reveals-he-met-his-new-wife-a-virgin/

[size=18pt]First wife or this new one ?[/size]

Monitor lizard ko: school prefect lizard ni

Sho . Why is he still alive ? Why has he not faced firing squad since ? This Nigeria is useless. A confessed armed robber and murderer is roaming free in the street and even claiming pastor.
From now on I stay clear of Redeem church . Mschew.

shugacaneman:
thunder go fire that Yale.

It is so easy to identify school dropouts with no life purpose SMH

Who cares ?

The red engine warning light stays on and car may even refuse to accelerate which is dangerous on highway. Anyone know a reliable fix? Most mechanics are just clueless. It is 2008 model

Airforce1:
He's made for life

He's MAD for life. Money don craze him for head

Defcon1:
If you say so.

In other websites l saw the game, people thoroughly enjoyed it and were asking for more pictures to try out
However, on here people are not enjoying it because they refuse to show interest and concentration.

You are not meant to see a full grown man holding a rifle, but you can spot his position.
We are talking about real snipers here, not children playing hide and seek.

I managed to spot 7 out of the whole 16.
So, l guess nothing is wrong with my head.
Thanks for dropping by.

Ok keep imagining you are seeing snipers.

Defcon1:
First of all, l know some, if not many of you, have come across these pictures.
So, for the sake of those who have not, please don't spoil the fun.
Thank you.

Now, in each of these pictures/scenes, there is a hidden sniper, with his rifle pointed straight at you.
Try and spot him before he pulls the trigger - you have 2 minutes(OK, let's make it 3 mins) for each scene.

The result i.e. the revealed sniper's position in each scene is posted in the link below (arranged in the OPPOSITE order).

Finish and tell us your score( how many scenes you were able to spot the sniper within the given time, out of the total no. of scenes)
Be Honest.

No peeking, no cheating.
Challenge yourself.

Please don't start the game till you have counted 16 pictures ( excluding the illustration below.)

Check the results here(the link)...arranged from bottom to top; the opposite order of the arrangement of the test pictures.
https://www.nairaland.com/2263516/#33552952

Which sniper. There is something wrong with your head

ItsAnderson:
#booooomba
#evil

Wetin ? What is provocative here ? You never see breast before ? Mtschewww

netsurf:
How best to handle a stubborn wife...when I say stubborn, I mean very stubborn...she doesn't listen nor take any advice or order from her husband...doesn't respect the man's opinion about anything...

On the few occasions, when she accepts she was wrong, she also want to be the judge in her own case. If the husband airs his opinion about any subject, she would insist she consult google for her to believe. It's no exaggeration...this is how exactly she behaves.

Please note that she was the epitome of an humble woman before the wedding but as soon as the wedding bell rang, she became another thing entirely.

Please anyone with good idea on how to handle such women before divorce option?

[size=18pt]With KOBOKO [/size]

Serious winsh

OREMUSSANCTUS:
who d hell is "ugwu"
No result on google
@op, pls help me out
I love transformation
I hate "change"
Quote me to blast me and ya will never make it in life

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Ugwu na vegetable for edikankon na .Abi you don forget [/size]

Even before I opened this post I knew what part of Nigeria the man came from. Mscheewee

MizTyna:
Hi everyone,i'm Urhobo and my Urhobo friend on Facebook shares these proverbs on his wall,i loved them and thought to share with everyone,you dont need to be Urhobo to understand them though since they are in English. Enjoy!

*I no wan die naim make person dey drink medicine wey bitter

*Pikin and papa nor dey measure size of penis

*Head wey big,na neck dey suffer the consequence

*Na only look fowl dey look groundnut wey dey inside bottle

*Husband nor dey go in-law farm go by mistake go cut penis

*Instead make bad tin happen,make rain fall

*Person no dey drink ogogoro dey smile

*Friendship no fit rabbit and hare

*Before person go roast plantain,roast yam finish,e hand must to black

*Man wey dey dance hard dance,na hin brokos e dey wahala

*Who yansh pepper no dey eat richman money

*Na wetin hoe dey do for farmer naim make am dey always carry am for shoulder

*Person wey show ripe palm fruit(banga) give old man naim dey help am harvest am

*Pikin wey witch/wizard send message no dey fear

*I no go fit climb,na for ground person dey talk am

*Person no dey straff(have s.ex) dey hiss

*Money dey sweet but e nr dey bring out oil

*If e better for hawk for up, e for no come down dey come carry small fowl

*Animal wey oba wan kill,na so so neck e dey for fat

*Who dey owe you money dey use style dey help you dey save am

*When you dash person goat,you go comot hand from the rope wey you take tie the goat

*Na hunger dey make person eat wizard food

*Mature woman nor dey fear penis

*Na see i see am pick naim small pikin dey take enter stealing

*Animal wey get pikin no dey hard to catch

*If madman no harsh,small children go dey use stone stone am

*E never better for people wey dem pray for finish,na come be the ones wey dem swear for?

*No be small thing woman breast see before e begin look down

*If who dey front no lost,who dey follow am no dey lost

*Who call you human being naim you dey call human being

*Wetin dey find blood,even if them give am palm oil,e nor go take

*Wetin pursue madman from inside hut for farm strong pass the madman

*I no gree naim dey tear cloth

*Na another person head fit to break coconut

*Who bend down dey look another person yansh,somebody else stand jeje for im back dey look im yansh

*No be small thing night see before day break

*Who dey beg for something na hin hand dey long pass

*Where person dey go and e wan sleep there,e no dey hurry

*Na short goat legs just short,if not goat na big animal

*Who dem carry for back nor dey carry another person

*Who wan born pikin must to naked

*When your person dey on top of orange,you no dey lick unripe one

*Na early morning person dey hurry

Feel free to add yours,which is your favourite?

These Urobo people foolish no be small abi na wayo destroy una brain? Just read this one:
*Mature woman nor dey fear joystick
She never see correct joystick; she go pick race. Nonsense.

bigfrancis21:
A cemetery in George Washington National Forest in Amherst County, Va., is a good example. For decades, observers have commented that the gravestones had “strange marks.” Recently, these marks have been identified by this writer as African ideograms originating in Nigeria. The gravestones are inscribed with what appears to be Nsibidi, an Igbo writing system, confirming the survival of Igbo traditions during the trans-Atlantic slave trade. Made of high-quality blue slate indigenous to the area and mined from a local quarry, the stones show little damage from weather or time. Subsequently, the place was named the “Seventeen Stones Cemetery.”

https://i.imgur.com/F0xRgwP.jpg

The stones were probably engraved between 1770 to 1830, when the Igbo Diaspora was at its height in Virginia. At that time, the Igbo people comprised approximately 70 percent of the blacks in Virginia, a larger percentage than in any other Southern state.

A star symbol at the top of one stone, signifying “congress” or “unity” has similarities to the Kongo cosmogram that depicts the life cycle of birth, life, death and the afterlife. The cosmogram symbol has equal perpendicular crossbars or lines, sometimes contained in a diamond shape or a circle. Here, the linear symbol in the lower register appears to be a combination of the sign for “individual” and “this land is mine.” Together the signs mean the deceased has joined the realm of the ancestors. Both symbols are enclosed in a rectangle, denoting their association. A line separating the symbols emphasizes they are separate but one.

Igbo ideograms were important elements of religious practice and served as mnemonic devices associated with religion and with moral and historical narratives. In Igbo death and burial traditions, Nsibidi symbols honoring the ancestors were thought to protect the deceased. The most appropriate place to honor one’s forefathers was the cemetery. At times, the deceased were consulted for help with day-to-day problems. Items such as chickens, rum and schnapps were offered as gifts for the deceased during a grave-side ceremony.

In the Seventeen Stones Cemetery, an iron pot was found set into the ground, suggesting the possibility of ancestral worship at this site. Historical sources describe how slaves worshiped in the forest by talking to a pot — the retainer for words and thoughts that could not be made public. African inscriptions and accompanying religious practices were outlawed during the period of enslavement. Creating such symbols was punishable by death because of its association with witchcraft. Hence, few examples of African ideograms still exist in the United States.

chai , na igbo people get everywhere. na dem get graveyards for amerika too

lomprico:
First of all u are greedy! A Christian should not be. Its because u heard mayweather went home with about 300 billion naira u want u start boxing abi? No go find work do!

You are very rude. You are not a lady, not a gentleman so I guess you must be a ret.ard. I am ambitious and not greedy.When I get rich I will certainly enjoy oppressing you.

Ladies, gentlemen and other retards , please I am looking to become a boxer and eventually a world champion like Mayweather. But I am a Christian and I am thinking a child of God must not fight. Is this true? Can a Christian become a boxer or wrestler ? Thanks